HILARIOUS RF PLAYER CARDS
Nick
Alignment :
Aim : Grade S // (EX++ w/ tourny form)
Timing : Grade A (bored) // S (not bored)
Luck : Grade F
Creativity : Grade C
Positioning : Grade A // (EX++ when ahead)
Special : Enjoys toying with opponents. Very capricious.
Goober
Alignment : Bad
Aim : Grade C // (EX++ RANDOM RAIL DRIVERS)
Timing : what timing?
Luck : Grade Goober (F with everything except Sniper, which is EX++)
Creativity : wat is that
Positioning : Grade C
Special : RANDOMLY HITS RETARDED RAIL DRIVER FLICK SHOTS. MISSES ALWAYS WITH EVERYHTING ELSE.
D2k
Alignment : Camper (Tight-defensive not enough)
Aim : Grade B
Timing : Who needs timing when you never go anywhere!
Luck : Who needs luck when you never go anywhere!
Creativity : FUCKING
Positioning : If the enemy is attacking, otherwise, WHAT IS POSITIONING?
Special : PLAYS REALLY SLOW, FORCING THE OPPONENT TO PLAY AGAINST HIS STYLE. CAN BE EFECTIVE, IF ENEMY IS SHIT.
<L-S>mort328910
Alignment : Unskillful Good
Aim : EX++ against other <L-S> players; F against all others
Timing : Makes comical naive comments at the perfect time for a laugh
Luck : EX++ against other <L-S> players; F against all others
Creativity : He used Eos skin; Grade S
Positioning : <L-S>mort238919 is only found in his own spawn, dying repeatedly
Special : Epiphany: After dying 50 times or 10 minutes (whichever comes first), <L-S>mort389811938 will realize that these guys are just waiting for a spawn killing level and that frags don't matter.