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#2103364 ·published 2012-01-16 01:38 UTC
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HILARIOUS RF PLAYER CARDS


Nick

Alignment	: 	
Aim		:	Grade S // (EX++ w/ tourny form)
Timing		: 	Grade A (bored) // S (not bored)
Luck		:	Grade F
Creativity	:	Grade C
Positioning	:	Grade A // (EX++ when ahead)
Special		: 	Enjoys toying with opponents. Very capricious.


Goober

Alignment	:	Bad
Aim		:	Grade C // (EX++ RANDOM RAIL DRIVERS)
Timing		:	what timing?
Luck		:	Grade Goober (F with everything except Sniper, which is EX++)
Creativity	:	wat is that
Positioning	: 	Grade C
Special		:	RANDOMLY HITS RETARDED RAIL DRIVER FLICK SHOTS. MISSES ALWAYS WITH EVERYHTING ELSE.


D2k

Alignment	:	Camper (Tight-defensive not enough)
Aim		: 	Grade B
Timing		:	Who needs timing when you never go anywhere!
Luck		:	Who needs luck when you never go anywhere!
Creativity	:	FUCKING 
Positioning	:	If the enemy is attacking, otherwise, WHAT IS POSITIONING?
Special		:	PLAYS REALLY SLOW, FORCING THE OPPONENT TO PLAY AGAINST HIS STYLE. CAN BE EFECTIVE, IF ENEMY IS SHIT.