on *:TEXT:!*:*:{
if ($1 == !muffin) {
$iif(%muffin,inc %muffin ,%muffin = 1)
describe $chan gives $nick a muffin! $me has given out %muffin muffin(s) in total!
}
if ($1 == !skittles) {
$iif(%skittles,inc %skittles ,%skittles = 1)
%rand = $rand(1,666)
describe $chan gets %rand skittles stolen from him by $nick $+ ! $me has had %skittles people steal from him!
}
else { return }
}
alias frog /describe # throws a mentally ill Frog at $$1, it inflicted $rand(1,9001) damage and $$1 fainted!
alias hug /inc %hug 1 | /describe # gives $$1 a hug! $me has hugged %hug people!
alias c { msg $active 10 $+ $1- }