<pestilence> this is "offtopic", right?
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<Terminus> it's whatever you want it to be, subject to rules and regulations. =P
<LjL> it's as offtopic as offtopic can get without getting too offtopic for offtopic things
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<pestilence> void where prohibited
<PFA> batteries not included
<MenZa> guarantee void if seal breached
<LjL> this microwave oven is not intended to dry dogs or other pets
<PFA> for indoor or outdoor use only
<MenZa> objects are closer than they appear
<yipe> to be taken with food
<LjL> away from meals
<yipe> do not drive or operate machinery while using this channel
<MenZa> this way up >
<PFA> keep out of reach of children
<yipe> may cause dizziness or extreme drowsiness, do not mix with alcohol.
<LjL> This GPS in-car navigation unit is not to be used while driving
<PFA> avoid contact with eyes.
<yipe> Consult your doctor to find out if #ubuntu-offtopic is right for you
<LjL> see a physician before using
<yipe> ask your doctor for dosing instructions for children under 5
<yipe> read and follow all instructions carefully
<LjL> Intuition needs to reset your Workbench screen. Please close all windows, except drawers.
<yipe> always wash your hands
<PFA> external use only. this is not food.