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The Brony Code

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The Brony Code

1. Bronies never hurt Fluttershy.
2. Bronies NEVER hurt Fluttershy.
3. Bronies are Legion.
4. Bronies always Love and Tolerate, no matter what.
5. Bronies openly declare their bronydom.
6. If you don't like it, then GET OUT OF THE THREAD.
7. We mean it.
8. Bronies must be able to read Cupcakes, and survive.
9. Try to stay away from other gory fanfics.
10. The cake actually is a lie. Get cupcakes instead.
12. Wait no.
11. Pinkie Pie is always watching you.
12. She can also outrun you, no matter what.
13. She can also teleport ANYWHERE.
14. You'd better know who Lauren Faust is.
15. Rainbow Dash will always be legend- wait for it...
16. Always depict levels of coolness in increments of one-fifth.
17. If you don't know where that came from, you are not a true Brony.
18. Fine, S1E14 - Suited for Success.
19. -DARY.
20. Of course, the rest of the Mane Six are ossim too.


Post some moar rules below :I