Reported_Modules = {};
Reported_Modules_Default = { -- Modules Default table which is compared to the saved variable module table, and removes/adds values if needed
Default = {
["Toggle"] = 'On',
["Description"] = "Simple reported responses",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Harry_Potter = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Harry Potter hates muggles who swear",
["Counter"] = 0
},
McCain = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "John McCain '08",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Lich_King = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Crappy Lich King quotes",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Bro = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Same as chief module",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Chief = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Same as bro module",
["Counter"] = 0
},
House = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Dr. griGory House MD.",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Bible = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Bible shit",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Duke_Nukem = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Duke Nukem quotes",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Obama = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Obama is horrible",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Pro_Gamer = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Pro Gaming is awesome",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Gandalf = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Gandalf really hates swear words",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Hanna_Barbara = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Random Hanna-Barbara cartoon quotes",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Iran = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Made when Iran announced(again) their nuclear program",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Self_censor = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Good thing you caught yourself swearing!",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Troops = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Support Are Troops",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Star_Trek = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "This module has lines that would make a wookie smile",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Freeper = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Free Republic is my favorite forum",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Healthcare = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "I hate government in anything",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Glenn_Beck = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Anti-Obama",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Sarah_Palin = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Sarah Palin is our next president",
["Counter"] = 0
},
KOTH = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "I got that foul mouthed person banned, I tell you what! Made by mekkanare",
["Counter"] = 0
},
The_Beatles = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "The beatles croon against cursing. made by rocsteady",
["Counter"] = 0
},
The_Waterboy = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "ADAM SANDLES PLAYS A RIVITING ROLE IN THIS MODULE. Made by bobz0r",
["Counter"] = 0
},
John_Wayne = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Old(dead) guy gets angry at young people. Made by The Missing Link",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Battlestar_Galactica = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Only filthy Cylons say such terrible words. Made by Internet Wizard and his friend",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Lady_Gaga = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "The Queen of Pop, not the Queen of Swearing. Made by Internet Wizard's friend",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Twilight = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Vampires hate cussing. Made by Internet Wizard",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Power_Rangers = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Gogo power rangers, combine to make Optimus Prime! Made by Internet Wizard's friends and some from sneep",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Pokemon = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Man child module. Made by Internet Wizard's friends and some from sneep",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Achievements = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "grats buddy! Made by Pleads",
["Counter"] = 0
},
GC = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Ghostcrawler hates you. Made by Sacro",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Dad = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "[DAD] Dad mod: For dads. (dad) - Concept by Badfinger. Thanks to Mostly Talid and me",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Troll = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Trolling 101. By Funholy and friends",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Normal = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Please, Don't Troll. By CuddlyZombie",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Shakespeare = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Shakespeare. By Kerbtree",
["Counter"] = 0
},
NBA_Jam = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Famous lines from the prequel to 'Barkely, Shut Up and Jam!'",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Dictionary = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "That's not how you spell 'oculus'. Made by Technogeek and Funso Banjo, with addition from Has no meaning",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Terms_of_Use = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Made by Pope Guilty",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Spoiler = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Made by Pope Guilty",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Barkley_Gaiden = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "SHUT UP AND JAM. Made by Has no meaning with addtion from CuddlyZombie",
["Counter"] = 0
},
m8 = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "A mix of bro and chief module. Idea from HUMAN FISH",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Bosses = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "World of Warcraft Boss quotes. Made by Dexaan w/ addition from webmesiter and me, the sneep",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Sportscaster = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "World of Warcraft Boss quotes. Made by Mr. Met w/ additions by Incoherence and Sneep",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Neckbeard = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "Big fat neckbeards getting offended by swears. Made by Windows 98",
["Counter"] = 0
},
Rapture = {
["Toggle"] = 'Off',
["Description"] = "It's like bioshock right???. Made by Stubby",
["Counter"] = 0
},
};
function GetModuleLine(player)
local Reported_Module_Lines = {
Default = {
"reported",
"Reported!",
"reported!",
"reported!!!",
"Reported",
"reported.",
"Reported.",
"reported!!",
"Reported!!",
"Reported!!!",
"Player %Pl has been reported for his/her vulgar language."
},
Harry_Potter = {
"VOLDEMORT JUMPS OUT AND REPORTS %PL FOR HIS/HER VULGAR LANGUAGE",
"heh... expeliarmous of your bad language %pl - ron weasley 2002",
"you filthy mudblood you're reported %pl eat it!",
"i'm gonna make like a broom and fly your bad language out of here %pl ok????????",
"crucio crucio crucio i am torturing %pl and reporting %pl for bad language - voldemort 1999",
"FILCH HAS CAUGHT YOU SWEARING %PL TIME TO PUT YOU IN DETENTION AND POSSIBLY HANG YOU",
"Accio soap, i am washing out %Pl's mouth for your bad language",
"WE DONT LIKE YOU YOU ARE POOR AND SAID A BAD WORD %PL WEASLEY -lucious malfoy 1984",
"kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss mm i love kissing cho chang but i am going to kill you for bad language %pl.",
"%Pl's dirty words are the seventh horcrux! i have destroyed it by reporting them",
"fred weasley hits %pl with a bludger and reports them for swearing!",
"excuse me %pl i don't like swearing one day i will kill all the wizards who swear - tom riddle 1973",
"WIZARDING DECREE #58 - No Swearing. %Pl has been reported to the ministry of magic",
"Gran says I shouldn't swear and neither should you %Pl - nelville longbottom 1998",
"yous a wizard harry one thing we dont take kindly to at hogwarts is bad language, we suspended %pl for his bad language buuuuurp- hagrid 1992"
},
McCain = {
"John mccain does not support the word %Pl said. Vote John McCain for '08.",
"Coldest state, hottest governor. But not as hot as %Pl's dirty words! Reported! McCain/Palin 08",
"%Pl's dirty words echo in the chamber of John mccain's tiger cage. mccain for president '08.",
"John McCain didn't spend five years in a tiger cage for %Pl to say such horrible things. McCain 08",
"A true patriot never curses. A true patriot votes for John mccain. It is your duty, %Pl, to vote McCain in 08.",
"Don't make me waterboard that mouth out with soap, %Pl" ..". I really don't want to. Vote McCain in 08.",
"%Pl, would you care to null your sins by delivering bottled hot water to dehydrated babies? Vote John McCain in 08.",
"Obama has cursed " .. Reported_Global_Vars.Counter .. " times in Congress. mccain has never used such word, like %Pl should. Vote McCain for President."
},
Lich_King = {
"%Pl, justice has come for your words!",
"%Pl you foul knave! Cleanse your tongue!",
"%Pl you are past redemption for your cursings!",
"Light, guide my path in cleansing %Pl's tongue!",
"Light, give me strength in cleansing %Pl's words!",
"I should be in command of %Pl's mind so he would not curse.",
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing for %Pl's redemption.",
"Frostmourne hungers for the dirty soul of %Pl.",
"You shall know endless torment for those words, %Pl!",
"Due to your words, %Pl, your pain shall be legendary!",
"According to %Pl's mouth, I was a fool to trust in the light.",
"Once I cleanse %Pl's mouth, I will be twice the king my father ever was.",
"Once those who use words such as %Pl are cleansed, Lordaeron will be reborn.",
"Father.. forgive me for what I have to do with %Pl's mouth.."
},
Bro = {
"hey %pl chillout bro",
"%pl relax bro",
"%pl calm down bro",
"hey %pl you really need to chill bro",
"%pl take a breather bro",
"whoa %pl take it down a level bro",
"hey %pl don't burst my bubble bro"
},
Chief = {
"hey %pl chillout chief",
"%pl relax chief",
"%pl calm down chief",
"hey %pl you really need to chill chief",
"%pl take a breather chief",
"whoa %pl take it down a level chief",
"hey %pl don't burst my bubble chief"
},
House = {
"HEY WILSON DID YOU HEAR %PL JUST CUSS?GOOD TIMES- HOUSE 2007",
"when im not looking at Cuddy's butt i'm reporting %pl for cussing -house 2006",
"hey chase do you say words like %pl just said in england???- grigory g. house md 2008",
"i pop vicodin pills like i report %pl for cursing - dr house 2004",
"I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I NEED VICODIN I'M NOT ADDICTED! %PL'S WORDS REALLY HURT - DR GERGORY HOUSE",
"IT'S NOT LUPUS YOU IDIOT IT'S %PL'S BAD WORDS - house 2005"
},
Bible = {
"HEY %PL YOU CAN'T CUSS IT'S IN THE 10 COMMANDMENTS RIGHT UNDER THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS",
"%PL DID YOU KNOW ADAM AND EVE WERE THROWN OUT OF EDEN FOR CUSSING? WATCH OUT",
"when moses parted the red sea the egyptians didn't make it across becuase they said bad words a lot. don't be an egyptian %pl",
"judas betrayed jesus because he heard jesus say the word %pl just said. i don't want to be your judas %pl.",
"Gensis 1:31: And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. Except for %Pl's bad words.",
"noah was forced to build an ark because in a past life %pl said bad words like the one he just said and it made god cry a lot"
},
Duke_Nukem = {
"%Pl's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation due to his bad words.",
"I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of you people who cuss like %Pl just did!",
"I'm " .. UnitName("Player") .. ". And I'm coming to get the rest of you people who cuss like %Pl just did!",
"It's time to kick %Pl and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum",
"hey %Pl you sure got balls of steel to say that in here",
"%Pl what are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater? It sure seems that way from the words you use!",
"Darn, that's the second time %Pl shot up my chat!"
},
Obama = {
"first a black president and now CURSING IN VIDEOGAMES? clean it up %pl",
"i guess %pl's language is the CHANGE obama was supposed to bring",
"obama being a secret terrorist pales in comparison to %pl terrorizing words",
"michelee obama's long legs are shorter than %pl's list of bad words he's used!",
"hey %pl you must feel pretty elitist for saying those words. Almost elitist as obama and his dijon mustard.",
"the obamas need a trainer for their dog. %pl needs a trainer for his mouth"
},
Pro_Gamer = {
"hey %pl maybe if you weren't such a scrub you wouldn't need to curse",
"i'm a professional pro gamer and i can get by without cussing, why can't %pl?",
"look at %pl, he's so bad at wow he needs to curse all the time to make up for it.",
"do you expect to swear your way into firelands %pl?",
"hey %pl maybe if you were more confident in your gaming abilities you wouldn't have to curse so much",
"cursing won't save you once you step into the arena, %pl. man up.",
"hey %pl do you think ensidia cursed yogg-saron to his world-first death? knock it off and play harder.",
"i hope you know that blizzard didn't have swearing in mind when they designed bastion of twilight, %pl, and neither should you if you want to conquer it",
"do you think the french player Nymh got the world first level 80 by cussing, %pl? no, he got it through hard work and good skill.",
"%pl chooses to substitute gaming skill with bad language. don't follow his example if you want to succeed.",
"i didn't get all the way to the 2010 World of Warcraft Arena Tournament finals just to hear less-skilled players like %pl cuss me out. reported."
},
Gandalf = {
"A wizard never swears %pl baggins he says precisely what he means, and you swore, reported!",
"Some who live deserve to swear and some who die deserve not to swear, who are you to give it to them %pl?",
"%Pl shall not pass..... the test of good in game behavior- gandalf 1994",
"LOOK FOR ME ON THE FIFTH DAY BUT YOU HAVE SWORN %PL SO PEACE YALL",
"smoke weed everyday but don't swear %pl you idiot- gandalf",
"RIDERS OF ROHAN I AM GANDALF. I HAVE HERE THE HEAD OF %PL. HE JUST COULDNT STOP SWEARING",
"psst you swore %pl time for me to kill u...................-gandalf the gray of ISENGUARD",
"in real life i am gray and in real life you are a petulant child with a potty mouth %pl i gandalf will smite you",
"mm yes this is interesting this scroll here whats this!?!? it says here %pl swore... i must consult sarumon- gandalf 2003"
},
Hanna_Barbara = {
"YABBA DABBA %PL DON'T BE TALKING LIKE THAT IN HERE BARN - fred flintstone 3000BC",
"HEY BOOBOO, %Pl's cursing is spoiling my PICANIC BASKET - yogi 'the bear' bear",
"%Pl is one of those meddling kids!",
"Hey %Pl I'll give you three Scooby Snacks if you stop swearing!",
"WIIIIIIIIIILMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! %PL IS SWEARING AGAIN!!!",
"%Pl, watch your language! Report to Mr. Spacely's office!",
"%pl stop that, you are scaring elroy.",
"Ruh roh raggy! %Pl is saying bad things.",
"Yikes scoob! I just swallowed my doobie when %Pl said that bad word!",
"if %pl keeps saying the bad things scrappy doo taught him he wont get any scooby snacks",
"%PL!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!",
"I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron %Pl",
"Careful kids, Space ghost will take care of this no-good curser, %Pl as soon as I set my blaster to 'reported'.",
"watch this scoob, i reported a noob! See ya later %pl!",
"the great gazoo has come through time to report you to the proper authorities %Pl",
"Aww, aren't %Pl's bad words cute? BUT IT'S WRONG"
},
Iran = {
"isreal sux, america sux, %Pl sux. - mahmoud ahmendinajad",
"heh we aren't enriching uranium to make power, we're doing it to nuke %Pl because he swears - Iran 2009",
"Dear %Pl, you are now an enemy of Iran for swearing! Grats yall - Ayattolah Khomeini 2009",
"u pig american %Pl how dare u swear. iran owns. you suck. - ahmedinejad, prez of iran",
"israel is no longer a problem but %Pl is! iran will not tolerate such language",
"yeah we rig elections but it seems that israel has rigged %Pl's mouth! this is horrible",
"next time in america %Pl i'm coming to your house and im going to yell at you for swearing",
"everyime an american pig dog swears like %Pl just did we build another centrifuge. thx for all the enriched uranium!"
},
Self_censor = {
"holy f@^k %Pl why did you just say that>???",
"jesus f@&#*ng christ (sorry lord) %Pl don't say that, this is a rated T game!",
"holy s&@t %Pl! blizzard please ban this swearer",
"%Pl you b&@$*rd please don't say that",
"gosh f#&@*ng d@@$*mit %Pl stop cussing or my mom will kick me off the computer",
"f&#k, %Pl, stop swearing"
},
Troops = {
"waterboarding isn't torture, but swear words like the one %pl is tossing around sure are.",
"we took saddam out of power for torture and gassing the kurds and we'll do the same to %pl for his swearing! oo-rah!",
"fat basement-dwelling liberals like %pl are able to curse because of marines like me serving in operation enduring freedom. support are troops.",
"2,974 americans died in the september 11 terrorist attacks and %pl honors their memory by cursing? disgusting",
"i'm serving my fourth tour in iraq to protect our country and reporting %pl to protect our realm. semper fi",
"what do al qaeda, the taliban, and %pl all have in common? they cuss a whole lot, and i'm doing my part to take em out. reported",
"i don't know about %pl but not even PTSD is enough to get ME to swear",
"i would never report my fellow Soldiers for war crimes, but I sure as H*CK am gonna report %pl for cussing.",
"if we close gitmo, soon you'll have cussers like %pl in you're own backyard!",
"not even the thought of obama repealing DADT is enough to get me to swear like %pl just did",
"Think of the possibilities of 100kW+ solid-state combat lasers, once fully developed! We can vaporize dirty cussers like %Pl from space! Won't be long now!",
"if you can read that swear, thank %pl. if you can read it in english, thank a Soldier.",
"God wasn't able to report %Pl because he was busy protecting our troops in the middle east. So he sent me.",
"hey %pl if i was a sailor i would be swearing like you but im a REAL man in the army so get those words out of here"
},
Star_Trek = {
"%Pl's swearing is highly illogical. I hope to correct such behavior by reporting him. -Spock",
"look spock, %pl just cursed! set phasers to report! -james t kirk",
"oh no spock it looks like we entered a mirror universe where swearing is acceptable! oh wait no we didn't %pl's just being a potty mouth -kirk",
"beam me up scotty...i can't take any more of %pl's curses! -captain kirk",
"KHAN JUMPS OUT AND REPORTS %PL FOR SWEARING",
"the borg will assimilate all cussers like %pl. resistance is futile.",
"Captain's Log, Stardate 42069.2. I have just reported %Pl for swearing.",
"PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE, PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED BECAUSE %PL SWORE WE'RE GOING TO RAM HIM- worf",
"oh beverly %pl may be cute but he has quite the potty mouth, i read his mind and he was swearing the whole time hehehehehehehe-deanna troi stardate 42069.1",
"jake you cannot play with %pl he swore so much down at quark's, i don't want to see you around him again or i'll call odo!!!- benjamin sisko 42069.6",
"GET OUT OF HERE %PL NO CUSSERS ARE ALLOWED ON THE BRIDGE -captain picard",
"on the colony i grew up on swear gangs like the one %pl is in ran rampant and now i have reported him -tasha yar",
"you know jean luc your people certainly are barbarous... look at %pl in the 21st century swearing up a storm... you humans are hopeless- Q",
"you know geordi i do not understand the human predilection for swearing, just earlier i heard %pl cussing in ten forward, why do you choose to have such colorful language?- data stardate 42069.4",
"Despite the Prime Directive's rule that I should not interfere with lesser races such as %Pl's, I feel I must make an exception in order to report him for swearing. -Jean-Luc Picard",
"dayum son i hope i can get with %pl's lady, he swears so much and treats her badly i'm a shoe-in, booya- commander riker",
"hm i just don't get it captain... why would %pl use the holodeck to explore azeroth and then just curse all over the place?",
"Suspension. The Final Frontier. These are the voyagers of %Pl, because he just got reported for swearing.",
"i'm going to have to report you to the Ferengi Commerce Authority, %pl! swearing is NOT profitable!",
"%pl, the fine for swearing on Deep Space 9 is half a bar of gold pressed latinum. Send the fee to the Promenade c/o Quark.",
"The only life forms who curse like %pl around here are Cardassians... and I hate Cardassians.",
"The Tal Shiar will protect the Romulan Empire from all threats, including filthy language. Prepare for summary execution." ,
"Once we assimilate %pl, it will have no need for emotional locutive expression.",
"%pl you were supposed to experience fear while taking the Kobayashi Maru test, not curse!!",
"Those who swear have no honor, and will never bed a fine woman like Jadzia - Worf, 24th Century"
},
Freeper = {
"americans dont cuss like that %pl. where's your birth certificate?",
"luckily for %pl he wont even be able to go infront of obamas death panel after he's been through my cuss panel.",
"watch out %pl obamas brown shirts are coming after you for swearing!",
"obama = communist, pelosi = socialist, %pl = swearist.",
"health care reform? how about i reform %pl's mouth!",
"why doesn't %pl go to canada where his socialist mouth will be accepted just like their healthcare?",
"i'm having a tea party at the capital and %pl isn't invited",
},
Healthcare = {
"Just like I'd vote NO to universal healthcare, I say NO to %Pl's swearing.",
"42,000 people don't die every year from the lack of healthcare, it's because of %Pl's shocking words.",
"if %pl's mouth was washed out like it should be we wouldn't need any healthcare!!!",
"congress is so old they would all die when they heard what %pl said, even with single-payer.",
"IF U WANT HEALTHCARE YOU MUST ALSO LIKE THE BAD WORDS %PL SAYS. BOTH ARE EVIL.",
"IM 72 YEARS OLD AND I WAN'T GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY MEDICARE AND FOR %PL TO STOP CUSSING",
"Candians have to wait 2 years just to get a flu shot I don't want that to happen to america but if these miscreants like %Pl keep swearing it might just happen!",
"What do the Europeon Union, Britain, Canada, and %Pl have in common? They're all commies and cuss a lot. Say no to healthcare reform. Impeach now."
},
Glenn_Beck = {
"Hey %Pl I'm trying to watch gleen beck, stop cussing and go back to praising your false president",
"Glenn Beck says the revolution is coming...and i think i see why (%pl)",
"only commies say that %pl are you a commie???",
"%Pl's sentences are as horrible as President Oboneheads policies are",
"i think %pl is reading off of barrack obama's teleprompter because his words are horrible!!!",
"%PL MUST BE A DEMONCRAT BECAUSE HE SAYS WORD ONLY THE DEVIL (and barack obama) WOULD SAY"
},
Sarah_Palin = {
"Sarah Palin did not resign as Governor of Alaska for %Pl to just waltz around and swear! Sarah Palin 2012.",
"Sarah Palin will soon know another supreme court case...it will be United States v. %Pl. Quit cussing, vote Palin '12",
"%Pl speaks like he's been palin around with terroists. You know who doesn't pal' around? Sarah Palin. Vote4Her in 2012.",
"Not only can Sarah Palin see Russia from her house, she can also get really angry and punch %Pl in the face for cussing. Vote for her in 2012",
"If you vote for sarah palin in 2012 you must believe in family values. %Pl obviously does not have a family because they would have shut him up long ago.",
"Hey %Pl did you forget about Country First?? Clean up your act and vote for Sarah Palin in 2012."
},
KOTH = {
"Manyouknowcanyoubelievethedangolmouthonyaknowthatguy%Plmandang REPORTED man.",
"My people may have been cannibals Joseph, but at least they were not uncivilized like %Pl is. - John Redcorn",
"Ah! I cannot believe I am here with all these hillbillies and their redneck language! Just listen to what %Pl managed to crap out from his toothless mouth! - Kahn",
"You know what we call people like %Pl in Espanol? La historia de la conveniencia es por ahi. - Peggy Hill 1998",
"You know %Pl, Jesus wouldn't say hurtful things like that! And you don't want to upset Jesus now do ya'? - Luanne",
"These people are nice customers! We do not need that kind of talk here, %Pl! - Hank Hill 2011",
"If I wanted to listen to a little girl crying useless dribble I'd spend the day with Hank's Wife, %Pl! - Cotton",
"%PL YOU'RE A SWEARING TRAINWRECK! JUST LOOK AT YOU! ALL THAT SWEARING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! - Dale",
"Awwe do you really have to say that kind of thing with all these kids around, shug? I'm just gonna have to report you.",
"Now Hank, I can't have everyone around here talkin' like %Pl does, so I want you to file a proper report before this thing gets outta' hand! - Buck",
"My dad told me MTV is turning people like %Pl's generation into rude, mannerless people. - Bobby",
"You know it's not really nice to insult people %Pl. They'll just end up leavin' ya' and you'll be left all alone for the rest of your life... - Bill",
"Hey, uhm... %Pl, did you miss your nap? Because I can put you down with G. H. - Didi",
"With a mouth that big %Pl, I bet you'd be perfect practice for my cat-fistin'. - Lucky",
"Well shucks, %Pl! I just wanna tie you up and spank your little behind for sayin' that! - Bug Gribble 1992",
"Looks like we won't hear from %Pl anymore after that report I sent in. I tell you what!",
"Oh you think you're so big with your edgy language, %Pl! When really you nothing more than big redneck baby whose mother not give him his beer bottle after changing ziploc diaper! - Minh",
"%Pl, that kid ain't right."
},
The_Beatles = {
"Hey %Pl your words are making my guitar weep STOP IT - Eric Clapton",
"Little darling, I'm sick of %Pl's curses, little darling",
"I'm doing my best to keep chat clear, here comes the report, da da doo doo - the beatles",
"Beeeecaaause of %Pl's words, it makes me cryyyy - John Lennon",
"Yesterday, swear words seemed so far away, now because of %Pl",
"Oh dear what can I do, %Pl just sweared and I'm feeling blue",
"%Pl do you want to know a secret? do you promise not to tell?",
"Whoaoooh closer! Let me whisper in your eaaarr! I reported you! ooooOOOoooo - the beatles"
},
The_Waterboy = {
"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. Maybe that's why %Pl won't shut up.",
"Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack. Don't be like %Pl",
"%Pl doesn't have what they call \"the social skills.\" That's why he never has any friends, 'cept fo' his' mama. -Mama %Pl",
"Wwar-Ccrraft? Buncha overgrown monsters like %Pl man-handlin' each other...",
"I don't want that loser %Pl on the team. Everybody's gonna laugh at us.",
"Y'all remember the time %Pl intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare-assed?",
"Everything is the devil to you, %Pl! Well, I like trolling, and I like warcraft! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! -bobby boucher"
},
John_Wayne = {
"Someone ought to report %Pl for swearing. But I'm not, I'm not... Like HELL I'm not! Reported! - John Wayne",
"Easy with the Language there, Pilgrim. - Johnathan T. Wayne",
"Happy Trails to %Pl when I report them for cussin'.",
"Well, %Pl" ..", since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time to respect your betters. Reported! - John 'Wayne' Brady",
"I don't favor reportin vermin, but I'll report %Pl just this once. - jon wyne",
},
Battlestar_Galactica = {
"You must be a cylon %Pl because only cylons say things like that! - Adama 2009",
"I didn't get the entire human race to earth to hear you frakking swear %Pl!!",
"I might need to use my cylon detector to find skinjobs, but I don't need a fancy device to tell you're swearing %Pl!",
"Only a Cylon like %Pl would use words like that",
"I just found out I'm one of the Final Five, but at least I don't use swear words like %Pl does",
"I'd never have found the signal leading to earth if I'd been busy saying the words %Pl just said - Kara \"Starbuck\" Thrace",
"What the frak is wrong with you, %Pl, saying words like that.",
"Sure, the Cylons blew up the colonies and killed my family, but at least they never swear like %Pl does",
"Too bad the Cylons didn't kill %Pl before we had to hear that terrible word",
"You can't become a Viper ace like Starbuck or Apollo by swearing like that, %Pl!",
"Only a fraking skinjob would swear like that, %Pl",
"I don't need a Cylon detecter to know that %Pl is using bad words",
},
Lady_Gaga = {
"i can see your poker face %pl but i dont want to hear those swear words !!!",
"lady gaga might have a bad romance but %pl has really bad language!!",
"lady gaga is totally crazy but she never says the words %pl just did",
"lady gaga doesn't have a bulge in her pants but %pl sure has a dirty mouth! reported.",
},
Twilight = {
"If Bella had been cussing like %Pl I'd have left her in the forest where Edward abandoned her - Sam Uley 2009",
"Bella wouldn't smell half as delicious if she had a mouth as dirty as %Pl's - Edward Cullen 2008",
"I'm reporting you to the Volturi for breaking the vampire law against cussing %Pl!",
"If Bella swore like %Pl I'd have just let James kill her - Edward Cullen 2008",
},
Power_Rangers = {
"GO GO POWER RANGERS we must work together to banish the words %Pl just used",
"have it your way %Pl, have fun when the King comes to kill you in your sleep for cussing",
"hey %pl your cussing is worse than chad kroeger's voice",
"I call upon the power of Titanus and the Ultrazord to report %pl - red power ranger",
"We need Dinozord power NOW so we can stop %pl from swearing more!!! - power rangers",
},
Pokemon = {
"gotta catch em all %pl and i caught your bad words!! reported!",
"CHARIZARD I CHOOSE YOU to defeat %Pl's bad language!",
"YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU %Pl so don't try to teach me bad words!! REPORTED",
"i cant believe anyone would say words like %pl just did around my pokemen - ash ketchum 2009",
"pika pika YOU ARE REPORTED FOR SWEARING %PL!!! - pikachu 1998",
"who let this loser on the boat? no swearing allowed %pl - gary t. oak jr. 1999",
"TEAM ROCKET JUMPS OUT AND REPORTS %PL FOR SWEARING",
},
Achievements = {
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Potty Mouth]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Reported For Swearing]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [3 Day Probation]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Oh Fu...dge]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Swearing Like A Sailor]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Wash Your Mouth Out]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Where Did You Learn That Language?]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Did Your Father Teach You That Word?]!",
"%Pl has earned the achievement [Reported!]!",
},
GC = {
"%Pl's foul language does nothing to make up for the fact that her guild isn't 5% worse than a real guild. It's hundreds of percentage points worse. -Ghostcrawler 09",
"%Pl wouldn't detect a 5% buff. He'd do better remembering he has a pulse and not swearing. -Ghostcrawler 1984",
"%Pl's guild would benefit by swapping him out with another mage. -Ghastcaller 2010",
"%Pl is interepreting the meters wrong. Swearing doesn't get you more DPS. -Ghrostcawler",
"%Pl's bad words are the reason heroic strike is fine. -GC",
},
Dad = {
"Whoa there slugger, one more out of you and no allowance this week.",
"Don't let your mother catch you saying that.",
"Easy killer, maybe it's time to think about private school.",
"I'm not mad %Pl, I'm just disappointed.",
"One more swear out of you and I'm turning this car around!",
"Quit swearing right this instant %Pl or I'll get the belt.",
"I didn't raise you this way %Pl.",
"Hey champ, keep those words to yourself. Ok?",
"Settle down there tiger. I don't want those words said around my household, ok?",
"We're going to have a little talk about your language before your mother gets home, %Pl.",
"If you swear again you're going to bed without dinner young man!",
"%Pl, sport, you know that kind of language is unnaceptable in this house.",
"Where'd you learn to talk like that, %Pl? I thought I raised you better than that, kiddo.",
"Eat all your vegetables and quit your swearing or no dessert for you, %Pl!",
"What did you just say, %Pl? No sone of mine is going to talk like that around his mother.",
},
Troll = {
"SOULJA BOI JUMPS OUT AND REPORTS %PL FOR SWEARING. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - The soulja boi, 1973",
"HEY %PL, DID YOU KNOW THAT EVERYTIME YOU SWEAR YOUR GEARSCORE GOES DOWN?",
"HALO IS THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVER, %PL IS THE WORST SWEARER EVER!",
"YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A %PL 360? CUZ WHEN THEY SWEAR YOU TURN 360 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY",
"HEY %PL I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH SWEARING, BUT BEYONCE IS ONE THE BEST SWEARERS OF ALL TIME - KANYE 'THE WEST' WEST 1993",
"michael jorden is moonwalkin in his grave because of what %Pl just said",
"i dont make my mom pay 15 dollars a month just so you can swear at me %Pl",
"-6 x 6 x 6 = 0, and swearing + bad at this game + 12 = %Pl",
"republican dps, looking for group that doesn't swear like %Pl ,send me a pst",
"i bet u never cleared slabs with that kind of language %Pl",
"there is no S in labyrinth, but there is an S in swearer %Pl, so let's drop that S."
},
Normal = {
"Hey, %Pl, watch your language.",
"Don't say words like that, ".. "%Pl. There are children playing.",
"%Pl, saying words like that is against the rules. Please stop before I report you.",
"Please don't cuss anymore, %Pl, or I'll have to report you.",
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, %Pl?",
"I'm going to report you for using those kinds of swears, %Pl.",
"I wish there was a way to filter all the mature language %Pl is spewing out, but I'll just have to settle for reporting them instead.",
"I've had enough of that kind of language, %Pl! I'm going to report you.",
},
Shakespeare = {
"Is this a swearword I see before me? The handle toward my hand? Come, %Pl let me clutch thee - Macbeth, Act II, Scene I",
"To swear, or not to swear: that is the question, clearly ".. "%Pl chose to - Hamlet, Act III, Scene I",
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury %Pl not to swear at him - Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II.",
"Swearing is the East, and %Pl is the sun - Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II",
"Good Night, %Pl Good night! Swearing is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow - Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II.",
"%Pl do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human swearing - Macbeth, Act I, Scene V.",
"Swearing looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged %Pl painted blind - A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act I, Scene I",
"%Pl doth swear too much, methinks - Hamlet, Act III, Scene II. ",
"Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt %Pl swears - Hamlet, Act II, Scene II.",
"I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for %Pl to swear at - Ohello, Act I, Scene I. ",
"How bitter a thing it is to look into swearing through %Pl's eyes! - As You Like It. Act V, Scene II.",
},
Dictionary = {
"Irony - made of, or having the properties of, iron. - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. %Pl may have an irony sword, but he'll be locked in an irony cage if the guards hear that language.",
"Except - to receive or agree to something - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. I do not except %Pl's bad language! And niether should you!",
"Angle - a celestial attendant of God - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. %Pl, do you truly think the Angles can't hear your swears?",
"Anecdote - a cure for a disease, or something which neutralizes poison - Oxford English Dictionary 2008. Reporting swearers is the anecdote to the poison which is %Pl.",
"Rouge - a dishonest or unprincipled man. - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. %Pl, you're swears are worse than the most black-hearted rouge.",
"Occulus - a circular window. - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. If %Pl doesn't stop swearing, Blizzzard is going to trap him in Occulus randoms forever!",
"Definately - without doubt, certainly. - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. I have definately had it up to here with %Pl's swearing! Reported!",
"Verses - against. - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. Its going to be Blizzard verses %Pl if those swears keep up, and I know whose going to win!",
"Rediculous - unbelievable. - Oxford English Dictionary 2009. %Pl, you're terrible gramar and swearing are rediculous.",
"Tauren - A neutral crystalline substance obtained from bile - Webster's Dictionary 1995. All the Tauren in %Pl's energy drink is agitating his stomach and making him swear.",
"Orc - See also: Killer Whale - Webster's Dictonary 1995. %Plis just mad that he can't solo the Orc for the Winterfin quest.",
"Dwarf - A star with relatively small mass and low or average luminosity - Webster's Dictionary 1995. I'm going to throw %Pl into a Dwarf if he doesn't chill out",
"Elf - Acronym for Extremely Low Frequency - Webster's Dictionary 1995. Don't broadcast swears on an elf or any other fequency, %Pl",
"Troll - To sing or utter in a full, rolling voice - Webster's Dictionary 1995. %Pl rolled a Darkspear because of his lovely trolling voice, but he shouldn't use it to cuss.", -- An actual definition of troll.
},
Terms_of_Use = {
"As you well know, %Pl, the use of profanity is against the terms of use of World of Warcraft and I have reported you for it.",
"%Plneeds to go to http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/legal/termsofuse.html and review the World of Warcraft Terms of Use, which clearly prohibit the sort of language %Pl just used.", -- This was too long, I had to shorten it.
"If you think that that sort of language is suitable for the entire playerbase of World of Warcraft, %Pl, you really should reconsider that position. Reported.",
"I'm pretty sure that the Game Master staff is going to have a problem with your saying that, %Pl, and that's why I'm telling them you said it.",
"%Pl, that kind of language is offensive and not suitable for a game that has been rated T by the ERSB. ",
"Section 9, subsection B, line (i) of the World of Warcraft terms of use, which %Pl" .." agreed to when installing World of Warcraft, prohibits saying the sort of thing that %Pl just said. Reported.",
"I am personally offended at the use of language like %Pl's and am reporting him to Blizzard.",
"The existence of a profanity filter is no excuse for %Pl to violate the terms of use."
},
Spoiler = {
"Tyler Durden being Edward Norton's multiple personality was almost as shocking as the filthy words that %Pl just said.",
"Being bummed out that Keyzer Soze is Verbal Kint (as played by Kevin Spacey) is no reason for %Pl to use that kind of language.",
"Not even Snape killing Dumbledore is as terrible as %Pl's language!",
"Rosebud is Charles Foster Kane's sled and swearing is %Pl's downfall. Reported!",
"%Pl is only swearing because he's upset about The Book of Eli being a Bible.",
"I wish %Pl's language was a dream like Donnie Darko."
},
Barkley_Gaiden = {
"You don't need a reason to help people, kind of like I'm helping %Pl learn a lesson by reporting his filthy cussing.",
"I'd pay Incan gold in order to get you to shut up, %Pl. -Cuchulainn",
"%Pl, swearing empowers the Ghastly Darklord, turning him into the Ghastly F*@Klord.",
"Wilford Brimley died to save the world from the horror of diabetes, %Pl's actions make me question whether or not it was worth it.",
"As a furry, a turkey furry no less, I'm not easily offended. %Pl just crossed the line with his obscenities.",
"%Pl is swearing in WoW? Yuckamundo. - Juwanna Mann",
"%Pl dealt massive cuss damage and is now hated with the Cyberdwarves.",
"In pro B-ball, %Pl, trash talk is verboten as it ruins the purity of the game.",
"I swore I'd never do another Chaos Dunk, %Pl just swears. Reported",
"You either slam with the best, or jam with the rest, and %Pl's language is making me believe it will be the latter."
},
NBA_Jam = {
"%PL SWEARS FROM DOWNTOWN...AND MY REPORT GRABS THE REBOUND!",
"%PL PUTS THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN FROM LONG RANGE BY SWEARING!",
"%PL COULDN'T BUY A BUCKET WITH THAT KIND OF WORD USAGE!",
"ONCE MY REPORT GOES THROUGH %PL WILL BE THROWING WILD SHOT'S ALL GAME! DON'T SWEAR",
"SWEARING GETS YOU NO WHERE IN THIS SPORT %PL. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA! - JOHN MADDEN, NBA JAM 1993",
"%PL RAZZLE-DAZZLE'S THE CROWD WITH HIS SWEARING.",
"%PL'S TONGUE IS ON FIRE FROM ALL HIS SWEARING!"
},
m8 = {
"hey %pl chillout m8",
"%pl relax m8",
"%pl calm down m8",
"hey %pl you really need to chill m8",
"%pl take a breather m8",
"whoa %pl take it down a level m8",
"hey %pl don't burst my bubble m8"
},
Bosses = {
"%Pl has been judged for swearing, and found wanting - Twin Valkyr",
"Maybe %Pl should have kept their swearing... in the mountains! - Scourgelord Tyrannus",
"%Pl Banished to the Nether. And reported! - Jaraxxus",
"Good news everybody! %Pl has been reported for swearing! - Professor Putricide",
"What happen to %Pl? Reported for cursing. - Patchwerk",
"I have no need for swearwords to vanquish %Pl, Reported! - The Black Knight",
"BY FIRE %PL'S POTTY MOUTH SHALL BE PURGED! - Ragnaros",
"%Pl's pathetic cursing siege ends NOW! - Sartharion",
"%PL, YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR A 3-DAY SUSPENSION! REPORTED. -- Illidan Stormrage",
"Tremble %Pl, as your pathetic cursing BETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS you! -- Sindragosa, 2010",
"TOO SOON! %PL YOU HAVE SWORN TOO SOON! YOU WILL REGRET THIS - MAJORDOMO EXECUTUS",
"FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS FOR SWEARERS LIKE %PL - NER'ZHUL, the Lich King 2010",
"TREMBLE MORTALS AND DESPAIR! DOOM HAS COME TO THIS WORLD BECAUSE %PL WON'T STOP SWEARING - ARCHIMONDE, 2006",
"I THINK I MADE AN ANGRY POO-POO BECAUSE %PL SWORE - ROTFACE 2010",
"WE NAMED HIM DRANOSH, NOT %PL BECAUSE HE SWEARS TOO MUCH - 'HIGH' OVERLORD SAURFANG"
},
Sportscaster = {
"HE...COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY... %Pl reported for swearing! - Chris Bermann 1983",
"BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK...GONE! %Pl reported for swearing! - Chris Berman 2011",
"BOOM! 15 yards for swearing! What a dumb penalty by %Pl! - Jon Madden 1975",
"Do you believe in miracles? YES! %Pl reported for swearing! - Al Micheals 1960",
"%Pl from downtown...YES! Reported for swearing! - Starvin' Marvin' Albert",
"%Pl throws up a swear...REPORTED! And you know they'd like to have that one back! - Marv Albert NBA Finals 2011",
"Line drive deep to left..It is high..It is far..It is...GONE! %Pl reported for swearing! - John Sterling 1968",
"This is difficult...I've decided to take my talents to South Beach and report %Pl for Swearing. - Lebron James 2011",
"Getcha popcorn ready because %Pl is getting banned for swearing! - Terrell Ochococinco 2006",
"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth, because %Pl is getting banned for swearing. - Lou \"Babe\" Gehrig 1939",
"To all the fans out there, I'm sorry we lost. But I promise you one thing - %Pl will be reported for swearing. God Bless! - Tom Tebow 2008",
"MY NAME'S %PL HARRINGTON, I GET REPORTED. - Gus Johnson 1995",
"2 to tie, 3 to win it, here comes %Pl...TO THE BASKET - OHHHHHHH! REPORTED FOR SWEARING! HEARTBREAK CITY HERE IN INDIANAPOLIS! - Gus Johnson 1995",
"IT'S AN A-BOMB, FROM A-%PL! - John Sterling 2009",
"If you want to crown him, then go ahead. But %Pl IS who we THOUGHT he is! A swearer who just got reported! - Dennis Greene 2000",
"We're sitting here, I'm supposed to be a franchise player, and we're talking about %Pl swearing. Not a game, not a game, but %Pl swearing. - Weird Al Iverson",
"I'm a man! I'm forty! I don't have to sit here and listen to %Pl spew garbage! - Mike van Gundy 1975",
"Playoffs?! Dont talk about - PLAYOFFS?! I just hope %Pl can stop swearing! - Coors Light",
"They call me The Big Diesel. They call %Pl reported for swearing. - Shaq Fu, Game of the Year 1993",
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is %Pl being reported for swearing. - Yogi Bear",
"No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but we all saw %Pl get reported for swearing. - \"Hot\" Carl Everett MVP 1987",
},
Neckbeard = {
"All this cheeto dust in my beard doesn't compare to the amount of swears %Pl has used",
"After reading what you said I almost knocked over my all my cans of Red Bull %Pl",
"I've gotta clean out my poopsock after what %Pl said",
"%Pl your swearing just made me cough up and spit cheetos all over my keyboard, thanks jerk",
"Playing naked is probably not such a good idea if %Pl is going to keep swearing like that",
"Come on, %Pl, I like to keep those words in my 7.2gb Bluray rips, not in WoW",
"Quit swearing %Pl, I'm trying to watch my animes on my dual monitor rig",
"Yeah, I paid $10 for an anime forum, but at least I don't pay $15 a month to swear like %Pl",
"People swearing like %Pl is the reason why my dad doesn't get my animes",
"I didn't spend 45 minutes masturbating to /s/ just to come on WoW to see %Pl swear like that",
"If I wanted to see swearing like that %Pl I'd just go to /b/",
"I'm not even going to bother white knighting %Pl if she continues to swear like that, even if she is a girl",
"I may be afraid of girls, and socially inept, but at least I don't swear like %Pl",
"I just spend 6 hours beating Halo on Legendary campaign and come on WoW to see %Pl swearing?! Uggggggggh.",
"You won't be invited to my LARP tomorrow if you keep swearing like that %Pl",
"Swearing like that %Pl won't help your mouth breathing. My doctor already told me",
"People who swear like %Pl are the same people who think Megan Fox is attractive. Have you even seen her thumbs?",
"%Pl's swearing is almost as hilariously embarrasing is when my sysadmin forgot how to set up a RAID 0",
"I just watched all 51 episodes of Full Metal Alchemist, and even as daring and abbrasive as that fantastic show is they still don't swear in it like %Pl",
"Your swearing %Pl is about as funny as LOLcats",
"%Pl's swearing is even scarier then spiders, sink holes, and the ocean combined",
},
Rapture = {
"Be careful, %Pl, you won't be raptured using language like that!",
"Jesus said that what goes into a man's mouth does not defile him, but what comes out of it. He must have forseen %Pl's language!",
"There were 88 reasons the Rapture should have happened in 1988... there must be " .. Reported_Global_Vars.Counter .. " reasons why it will happen soon, and %Pl's language is one of them!",
"During the Great Tribulation, you and the other sinners can swear all you want, %Pl, but it's against the Blizzard TOS.",
"We need to ban abortion, homosexual behavior, drugs, and words like the ones %Pl uses. It's written in the Bible!",
"Only God knows the day and hour of the Rapture, and only Blizzard knows the day and hour of %Pl's Rapture (banning) from World of Warcraft!",
"In the last days 144,000 unsaved virgins will come to Christ, %Pl. Are you one of those virgins?",
"The chances that evolution can happen are " .. Reported_Global_Vars.Counter .. " to 1. Good thing Blizzard intelligently designed the reporting system, so there is a 100% chance that %Pl will be banned.",
"During the Great White Throne judgment, God will condemn people with filthy language like %Pl's to an eternity in a lake of fire, along with liberals and non-Christians.",
},
};
enabledModules = math.random(table.getn(Module_Table)); -- Gets how many enabled modules there are and then randomly picks one
getModuleName = Module_Table[enabledModules]; -- Gets the name of the random module picked
getLine = math.random(table.getn(Reported_Module_Lines[getModuleName])); -- Gets how many lines there are in the chosen module and picks a random one
tempLineTable = Reported_Module_Lines[getModuleName]; -- Puts the chosen module and all its lines into its seperate table
Line = tempLineTable[getLine];
Line = gsub(Line, "%%Pl", player);
Line = gsub(Line, "%%PL", strupper(player));
Line = gsub(Line, "%%pl", strlower(player));
return Line;
end