"Can I talk to Mr Hastings"
"Why?"
"I need to speak to him about the whole Linux situation"
"Ok"
"Thanks for the meeting, sir.. I was just wondering where we're at with Linux again"
"You can't use it"
"Ok… but just wondering… is there like any way I would be able to use it at all?"
"No/Yes"
"Because I'm getting into programming and Linux seems to be the best choice for like programming languages and web coding and stuff and I want experience for when I'm older plus I'd only have the weekends otherwise because i'm a boarder"
"No/Yes"
"Well could I maybe use a virtual machine or somesuch? It kinda means a lot to me"
"No/Yes"
"Not even if you guys installed some software?"
"No/Yes"
"Could I just use it at the boarding house at least?"
"No/Yes"