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Rag_on_a_Stick Tool. I warsh mahself wit a rag onna stick. You get +1 HYG, +1 LAZ.
Breath_Mint Food. Curiously strong... You get +1 HYG
Floss Tool. Minty, Waxy. You get +1 HYG.
Toothbrush Tool. Twice a day, said the dentist. You get +1 HYG, -1 LAZ
Garage_Sale Action. Just gettin' rid of some junk layin' around. Discard (6 - X) cards (up to 4), where X is your LAZ. Draw 1 card for each card you discarded.
Jenga! CHALLENGE! Roll 1d10 and track the value. In turn order, each player rolls 1d10 and tracks its value. When a player's roll duplicates a previous roll, the player loses; play continues until one player remains as victor.
Alarm_Clock Timer: X, Electronic. Set X between 2 and 5. When this card leaves play, one opponent gets -2 LAZ.
Coors_Light Booze. When the mountains turn blue, the taste is as cold as the Rockies. You get +1 LAZ
Tap_Broom_on_Ceiling_to_Silence_Upstairs_Neighbor CHALLENGE! Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ) (+BBC) (+5 for each Furniture card discarded by player). Victor: +1 LAZ. Loser: -1 LAZ.
Snooze_Button Tool. Just 10 more minutes! You get +1 LAZ.
Head_and_Shoulders Tool. But you don't have dandruff! -Exactly-. You get +1 HYG.
Klingon_Bat'leth_Battle_on_Tightrope_Over_Alligator_Pit CHALLENGE! Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ) (-NOU). Victor: -1 LAZ. Loser: eaten by gators, -1 HYG.
Blackjack! CHALLENGE! In turn order, each player rolls 1d10 as many times as they like, trying to total to 21 without going over. At the end, the player closest to 21 wins.
Jug_of_Milk Food. Does a body good. You get +3 NOU.
Muumuu Attire. Hawiian for "amputated."
Dr._Robotnik's_Mean_Bean_Machine Timer: 3, Tool. Each turn you get +1 BBC.
Order_a_Pizza Action. Yeah, double cheese. Double meat too. You get +1 LAZ, +2 NOU, -2 HYG
Spaghetti_Dinner Food. Carb-loading never tasted so bland! You get +2 NOU, -1 HYG.
BeanO_Lottery_Ticket Timer: 5, Tool. Roll 1d6, if you a roll a 5 or 6 get +1 BBC.
Superior_Boxers Attire. Better than your boxers. One opponent passes you a card of their choice.
Strip_Poker Event. All players must discard one Attire card from their hand, if they possess one.
Apple Food. Keep the doctor away! You get +1 HYG, +2 NOU, -1 LAZ
Make_Hilarious_Commentary_Alongside_Episode_of_Dragnet CHALLENGE! The names have been changed, to protect the innocent. Roll: 1d20 (+LAZ). Victor: +LAZ.
Barbecue_Grill Event. Mmmmmm propane. Everyone can play one Food card for -1 LAZ each
Rube_Goldberg_Breakfast_Machine Timer: 3, Tool. Each turn you get +1 NOU.
Word_to_Your_Mother CHALLENGE! Each player draws once (and discards to 4). Each player reveals one card from their hand; the player revealing the card with the longest name is the victor.
Wash_Your_Hands Action. Only you can stop the spread of infectious diseases. You get +2 HYG
Her_Jeans Timer: 3, Attire. When these jeans leave play, draw two cards.
Sexy_Photo_Shoot CHALLENGE! Get all my good sides. Roll: 1d20 (+HYG) (-NOU) (+3 for each Attire discarded by player). Victor: +1 HYG.
Sack_of_Potatoes Timer: 3, Furniture, Food. When this enters play, you get +3 BBC. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Each turn you get -1 BBC, +1 NOU.
Puff_Puff_Pass Action. Dude, what? You get +2 LAZ, -1 NOU, all other players get +1 LAZ
Change_Lightbulb CHALLENGE! Each player chooses to defect or assist, simultaneously. If all players assist, everybody gets +2 LAZ, but nobody gets a game point. If all players assist except one, the defector wins a game point. If two or more players defect, everyone loses.
Solve_the_USA_Today_Crossword_Puzzle CHALLENGE! In turn order, each player states a non-vowel letter of the alphabet. Turn the next card in the deck. Whichever player's letter occurs most frequently on that card wins. Remove the card.
Dialing_Wand Tool. The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. You get +1 LAZ.
Last_Bean_Standing CHALLENGE! Place 30 counters on this card. In turn order, each player takes 1 to 5 counters from this card. Continue play until one player takes the final counter; that player is victorious. Victor: +3 BBC. Losers: -1 BBC.
Relaxing_Bath Furniture. Comes with bubbles. You get +1 LAZ, +1 HYG
30_Minutes_of_Brian_Regan_Stand-Up Timer 3.
Protein_Shake Food. I, FEEL, ALIIIIIVE! You get +1 NOU; you draw 1 card.
Poop_in_a_Sock Attire. Fecal footwear. Your opponent gets -4 HYG, you get -1 LAZ
Grow_Moustache Action. Incredibly stylish. You draw X cards, where X is half your HYG (rounded down).
Answer_the_Door_It's_the_Girl_Scouts CHALLENGE! Thin mints ahoy! Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ) (+HYG) (-NOU). Victor: +2 NOU.
King_Size_Kit_Kat Food. For real men. You get +2 NOU, -1 HYG.
Raid_the_Fridge Action. Turn over 4 cards from the deck; collect all Food cards, discard the rest. You get -1 LAZ
Pull_My_Finger CHALLENGE! All players attempt to flatulate first! Roll: 1d20 (+NOU) (-HYG). Victor: -1 HYG.
Wooden_Chair Furniture. Uncomfortable but sobering. You get -1 LAZ, +1 HYG
Klondike_Bar Food. What would you do for one? You get +1 NOU, -1 HYG.
Tool_Shed It's Tool Time! Everyone can play one Tool card for -1 LAZ each.
Reach_the_Remote CHALLENGE! Ugh, just two more inches... almost got it... MOOOOM!!! Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ). Victor: +1 LAZ.
Goldeneye_64_Battle CHALLENGE! On the Stacks, no Odd Job. Roll: 1d20 (+HYG) (+BBC). Victor: draw once.
Tuesday's_Shirt Timer: 3, Attire. Prevents nudity. Roll 1d6 each round; on 4, 5, or 6, draw a card.
Cheetos Food. Orange, powdery and delicious. You get +1 NOU, +2 LAZ, -1 HYG
Nagging_Wife CHALLENGE! Yes, dear... Roll: 1d20 (+LAZ) (+HYG) (+5 for each Booze card discarded by player). Loser: -1 NOU.
Pie_Eating_Contest CHALLENGE! All players eat as much pie as they can. Roll: 1d20 (-HYG) (-NOU). Victor: -1 HYG, +1 NOU. Loser: -1 HYG.
Sketchers Attire. It's the S.
The_Price_Is_Right CHALLENGE! Roll 1d6 and set the value to X; each player guesses a number. Roll Xd20; the player closest without going over wins.
Banana Food. Potassium Power. You get +1 NOU. Throw a Peel. You or an opponent gets -1 HYG.
Pistachios Food. Get crackin', y'all. You get 5 - X NOU (at least 0), where X is your LAZ.
Glass_of_Milk Food. Got Milk? You get +1 NOU.
Backscratcher Tool. Reach those hard-to-reach places! You get +1 LAZ, -1 HYG
Oreos Food. Milk's favorite cookie. You get +2 NOU.
Needle Tool. Let the beans rain down. You or opponent gets -3 BBC
Garage_Sale Action. Just gettin' rid of some junk layin' around. Discard (X - 2) cards (up to 4), where X is your LAZ.
Wifebeater Attire. You get -1 HYG.
Power_Surge Event. Remove all Electronics in play, all players discard Electronics in hand, do not resolve any of their effects.
Recliner Furniture. Kickin' back. You get +2 LAZ
Air_Pump Tool. Inflation Station. You may add +X BBC for 2-X LAZ to you or your opponent (where X is up to 3)
Seam_Ripper Tool. Rrrrrrrrrip! You or opponent gets -4 BBC, you get -1 LAZ
Double_Down Food? It's so meaty, there's no room for a bun! You get +2 NOU, -2 HYG.
Air_Conditioner Timer: 4, Electronic. You get -1 LAZ, but you get +1 LAZ every subsequent round it is active.
Food_Fight CHALLENGE! They're starving in Africa... for entertainment! Roll: 1d20 (-HYG) (+NOU) (+3 for each Food discarded by player). Victor: +1 NOU.
Large_Fluorescent_Beanbag Furniture. Oh Mihoshi! You restore BBC to max, -3 HYG.