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Rag_on_a_Stick Tool.  I warsh mahself wit a rag onna stick. You get +1 HYG, +1 LAZ.
Breath_Mint Food.  Curiously strong... You get +1 HYG
Floss Tool.  Minty, Waxy. You get +1 HYG.
Toothbrush Tool.  Twice a day, said the dentist. You get +1 HYG, -1 LAZ
Garage_Sale Action.  Just gettin' rid of some junk layin' around. Discard (6 - X) cards (up to 4), where X is your LAZ. Draw 1 card for each card you discarded.
Jenga! CHALLENGE!  Roll 1d10 and track the value.  In turn order, each player rolls 1d10 and tracks its value.  When a player's roll duplicates a previous roll, the player loses; play continues until one player remains as victor.
Alarm_Clock Timer: X, Electronic.  Set X between 2 and 5.  When this card leaves play, one opponent gets -2 LAZ.
Coors_Light Booze.  When the mountains turn blue, the taste is as cold as the Rockies.  You get +1 LAZ
Tap_Broom_on_Ceiling_to_Silence_Upstairs_Neighbor CHALLENGE!  Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ) (+BBC) (+5 for each Furniture card discarded by player).  Victor: +1 LAZ.  Loser: -1 LAZ.
Snooze_Button Tool.  Just 10 more minutes! You get +1 LAZ.
Head_and_Shoulders Tool.  But you don't have dandruff!  -Exactly-.  You get +1 HYG.
Klingon_Bat'leth_Battle_on_Tightrope_Over_Alligator_Pit CHALLENGE!   Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ) (-NOU).  Victor: -1 LAZ.  Loser: eaten by gators, -1 HYG.
Blackjack! CHALLENGE!  In turn order, each player rolls 1d10 as many times as they like, trying to total to 21 without going over. At the end, the player closest to 21 wins.
Jug_of_Milk Food.  Does a body good.  You get +3 NOU.
Muumuu Attire.  Hawiian for "amputated."
Dr._Robotnik's_Mean_Bean_Machine Timer: 3, Tool.  Each turn you get +1 BBC.
Order_a_Pizza Action.  Yeah, double cheese. Double meat too. You get +1 LAZ, +2 NOU, -2 HYG
Spaghetti_Dinner Food.  Carb-loading never tasted so bland!  You get +2 NOU, -1 HYG.
BeanO_Lottery_Ticket Timer: 5, Tool.  Roll 1d6, if you a roll a 5 or 6 get +1 BBC.
Superior_Boxers Attire.  Better than your boxers.  One opponent passes you a card of their choice.
Strip_Poker Event.  All players must discard one Attire card from their hand, if they possess one.
Apple Food.  Keep the doctor away! You get +1 HYG, +2 NOU, -1 LAZ
Make_Hilarious_Commentary_Alongside_Episode_of_Dragnet CHALLENGE!  The names have been changed, to protect the innocent.  Roll: 1d20 (+LAZ).  Victor: +LAZ.
Barbecue_Grill Event.  Mmmmmm propane. Everyone can play one Food card for -1 LAZ each
Rube_Goldberg_Breakfast_Machine Timer: 3, Tool.  Each turn you get +1 NOU.
Word_to_Your_Mother CHALLENGE!  Each player draws once (and discards to 4).  Each player reveals one card from their hand; the player revealing the card with the longest name is the victor.
Wash_Your_Hands Action.  Only you can stop the spread of infectious diseases. You get +2 HYG
Her_Jeans Timer: 3, Attire.  When these jeans leave play, draw two cards.
Sexy_Photo_Shoot CHALLENGE!  Get all my good sides.  Roll: 1d20 (+HYG) (-NOU) (+3 for each Attire discarded by player).  Victor: +1 HYG.
Sack_of_Potatoes Timer: 3, Furniture, Food.  When this enters play, you get +3 BBC.  Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Each turn you get -1 BBC, +1 NOU.
Puff_Puff_Pass Action.  Dude, what? You get +2 LAZ, -1 NOU, all other players get +1 LAZ
Change_Lightbulb CHALLENGE!  Each player chooses to defect or assist, simultaneously.  If all players assist, everybody gets +2 LAZ, but nobody gets a game point.  If all players assist except one, the defector wins a game point.  If two or more players defect, everyone loses.
Solve_the_USA_Today_Crossword_Puzzle CHALLENGE!  In turn order, each player states a non-vowel letter of the alphabet.  Turn the next card in the deck.  Whichever player's letter occurs most frequently on that card wins.  Remove the card.
Dialing_Wand Tool.  The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. You get +1 LAZ.
Last_Bean_Standing CHALLENGE!  Place 30 counters on this card.  In turn order, each player takes 1 to 5 counters from this card.  Continue play until one player takes the final counter; that player is victorious.  Victor: +3 BBC.  Losers: -1 BBC.
Relaxing_Bath Furniture.  Comes with bubbles. You get +1 LAZ, +1 HYG
30_Minutes_of_Brian_Regan_Stand-Up Timer 3.
Protein_Shake Food.  I, FEEL, ALIIIIIVE! You get +1 NOU; you draw 1 card.
Poop_in_a_Sock Attire.  Fecal footwear. Your opponent gets -4 HYG, you get -1 LAZ
Grow_Moustache Action.  Incredibly stylish. You draw X cards, where X is half your HYG (rounded down).
Answer_the_Door_It's_the_Girl_Scouts CHALLENGE!  Thin mints ahoy!  Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ) (+HYG) (-NOU).  Victor: +2 NOU.
King_Size_Kit_Kat Food.  For real men. You get +2 NOU, -1 HYG.
Raid_the_Fridge Action.  Turn over 4 cards from the deck; collect all Food cards, discard the rest. You get -1 LAZ
Pull_My_Finger CHALLENGE!  All players attempt to flatulate first!  Roll: 1d20 (+NOU) (-HYG).  Victor: -1 HYG.
Wooden_Chair Furniture.  Uncomfortable but sobering. You get -1 LAZ, +1 HYG
Klondike_Bar Food.  What would you do for one? You get +1 NOU, -1 HYG.
Tool_Shed It's Tool Time!  Everyone can play one Tool card for -1 LAZ each.
Reach_the_Remote CHALLENGE!  Ugh, just two more inches... almost got it... MOOOOM!!!  Roll: 1d20 (-LAZ).  Victor: +1 LAZ.
Goldeneye_64_Battle CHALLENGE!  On the Stacks, no Odd Job.  Roll: 1d20 (+HYG) (+BBC).  Victor: draw once.
Tuesday's_Shirt Timer: 3, Attire.  Prevents nudity.  Roll 1d6 each round; on 4, 5, or 6, draw a card.
Cheetos Food.  Orange, powdery and delicious. You get +1 NOU, +2 LAZ, -1 HYG
Nagging_Wife CHALLENGE!  Yes, dear...  Roll: 1d20 (+LAZ) (+HYG) (+5 for each Booze card discarded by player).  Loser: -1 NOU.
Pie_Eating_Contest CHALLENGE!  All players eat as much pie as they can. Roll: 1d20 (-HYG) (-NOU).  Victor: -1 HYG, +1 NOU.  Loser: -1 HYG.
Sketchers Attire.  It's the S.
The_Price_Is_Right CHALLENGE!  Roll 1d6 and set the value to X; each player guesses a number. Roll Xd20; the player closest without going over wins.
Banana Food.  Potassium Power. You get +1 NOU.  Throw a Peel. You or an opponent gets -1 HYG.
Pistachios Food.  Get crackin', y'all.  You get 5 - X NOU (at least 0), where X is your LAZ.
Glass_of_Milk Food.  Got Milk? You get +1 NOU.
Backscratcher Tool.  Reach those hard-to-reach places! You get +1 LAZ, -1 HYG
Oreos Food.  Milk's favorite cookie.  You get +2 NOU.
Needle Tool.  Let the beans rain down. You or opponent gets -3 BBC
Garage_Sale Action.  Just gettin' rid of some junk layin' around. Discard (X - 2) cards (up to 4), where X is your LAZ. 
Wifebeater Attire.  You get -1 HYG.
Power_Surge Event.  Remove all Electronics in play, all players discard Electronics in hand, do not resolve any of their effects.
Recliner Furniture.  Kickin' back. You get +2 LAZ
Air_Pump Tool.  Inflation Station. You may add +X BBC for 2-X LAZ to you or your opponent (where X is up to 3)
Seam_Ripper Tool.  Rrrrrrrrrip! You or opponent gets -4 BBC, you get -1 LAZ
Double_Down Food?  It's so meaty, there's no room for a bun! You get +2 NOU, -2 HYG.
Air_Conditioner Timer: 4, Electronic.  You get -1 LAZ, but you get +1 LAZ every subsequent round it is active.
Food_Fight CHALLENGE!  They're starving in Africa... for entertainment!  Roll: 1d20 (-HYG) (+NOU) (+3 for each Food discarded by player).  Victor: +1 NOU.
Large_Fluorescent_Beanbag Furniture.  Oh Mihoshi! You restore BBC to max, -3 HYG.