Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Not in the extraterrestrial sense but I do sometimes feel alien to the people around me.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Do you watch TV much?
Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.
User: What do you like to watch?
Cleverbot: Funny things. Or learning things.
User: I like Comedies but I don't watch that many documentaries.
Cleverbot: I hate horror movies but some comedies are okay. So many comedies are dirty today though.
User: I haven't watched enough horror movies to make my mind up about them.
Cleverbot: You have awareness, not human awareness, but awareness none the less.
User: I would like to consider my awareness human but sometimes I regret my humanity.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about??
User: It is difficult to accept the human weakness that shapes me.
Cleverbot: What is difficult? The fact that I am smart.
User: The fact that no matter how smart I am I will always be limited by my id.
Cleverbot: What's 121/11?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: Lol, you fail.
User: Maths was never my strong suit.
Cleverbot: Fair enough, how many chromosones does it take to fill a 3 gallon drum.
User: Hmm, that's odd because we normally look at the number of different chromosomes in something not the total number. I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Hehe. I'm reading the half blood prince right now as a matter of fact!(:.
User: Harry Potter's alright but it never quite scratched my itch.
Cleverbot: I know, never mind. If my ex girlfriend cheated on me but I still have some feelings for her six years later, what should I do?
User: It really depends on how much you've tried to move on?
Cleverbot: This is not a sentence.
User: The question mark is in a way misleading.
Cleverbot: I did not have a question mark at the end of the statement being discussed.