Stranger: announce urself
You: good day
Stranger: good day to u too sir
You: To whom do I owe the pleasure?
Stranger: well sir i am a dame looking for a pervert
Stranger: i reckon u are not one
You: oh how shocking
You: I hear my bastard cousin has made dalliances with such things
Stranger: you did not answer my question sir
Stranger: are u a pervert?
You: The path I walk is long and hard
Stranger: well sir that is indeed harsh
Stranger: would u like me to help u along that narrow path?
You: Company might be appreciated and my consort is growing old and weary
Stranger: well sir im afraid i dont come cheap
Stranger: sir!
Stranger: i say sir! are u there?
You: How many dockets?
You: Huzzah, a mistake.
Stranger: well sir i will require money
Stranger: but since it is hard for transactions here
Stranger: i want to ask for ur time
You: That is a most precious thing
You: and alas something I cannot give
You: I must bid you farewell and pray that the sun always fall upon your back
Stranger: well kind sir i apologize
Stranger: i cannot walk with u
Stranger: here is where we part
Stranger: i give u my blessings
You: Adieu