"glados.botcoop_artifactone01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That's it. Scan it for me."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!"
"glados.botcoop_artifactone05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The end."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The end?"
"glados.botcoop_artifactone07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That's not funny."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing?"
"glados.botcoop_artifactone09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Briefly."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Reactions?"
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened."
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Do you feel more human?"
"glados.botcoop_artifactone_hub08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well, let's do some tests and see what happens."