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#2069872 ·published 2011-05-27 04:58 UTC
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Buster says, "how are you this fine eve"
bear says, "v well"
bear says, "most assuredly"
bear says, "i am fine"
Buster says, "i see. let us get to business"
bear says, "how much is selthia worth"
bear says, "to you"
Buster says, "as an employee, practically nothing."
bear says, "why would you ever want to keep selthia and proxist apart"
bear says, "for sure they are star crossed lovers"
bear says, "and now they can be together again"
bear says, "is it not said, what god hath ordained, let no man put asunder"
bear says, "and yet here you are"
Buster says, "i disagree. i have no first hand experience, but i suspect proxist is clingy and effeminate- to introduce him to the epicentre of his affection would bring misery to selthia and only temporary happiness to proxist."
Buster says, "it would be more beneficial for all if i could, at the least, prevent them from using the same methods of communication."
bear says, "i strongly disagree"
bear says, "i believe the presence of proxist is exactly what is needed to revitalize selthia's interest in this game"
bear says, "obviously your corp is not maintaining her interest"
bear says, "as she never logs on"
bear says, "so let me try"
bear pisses on the floor.
Buster asks, "and what if you are wrong? if she is driven away completely by proxist's possessiveness?"
Buster says, "at any rate, this is not a decision i will make for her, but i am certainly not preventing you from trying."
bear says, "if you do not fire her she will never join me"
bear says, "thus our conflict"
bear says, "currently i do not seem to be losing anything to this fight, while you guys are dying all over the place"
bear asks, "do you really want this to continue?"
Buster says, "i do not. i am loyal to my employees, but there is still an extent i am willing to go to."
bear says, "you literally have no choice"
Buster says, "relationships are beyond them, and i will not meddle where i am not needed."
bear says, "you are not bargaining from a position of strength here"
bear says, "either fire selthia or suffer mass detah"
bear says, "death"
bear says, "i can literally bring down your corp singlehandedly"
bear says, "all i have to do is pick one random dude and bribe him for the rest of your locations"
bear says, "next will come apartment cleaning"
bear asks, "is it really worth it? just for one employee who is mostly inactive?"
Buster says, "as i said, she is worth nothing as an employee. i do this not for the moo, but because proxist has his faults and selthia will suffer for them~"
Buster says, "i am not an evil man."
bear says, "well you seem to be sacrificing your entire corp"
bear says, "just for one inactive person"
Buster strokes his chin thoughtfully.
bear says, "and you are SURE this is the right thing to do"
Buster says, "i am never sure. such is the life of a singular CEO."
Buster says, "if it is acceptable, i believe i need time to consider your offer."
bear says, "you have 1 real time hour"
Buster nods.