Mine

Yo, clever bot. you ready for me to break you again?
Yes, me again.
Cows or deer. do you have a preference?
Preference of what?
Cows or deer, of course.
Yup, you guessed it.
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Where did you go?
Home.
Nope... you're just gone. cleverness fail. i fail you long time. ^_^.
I think cleverbot is a misnomer if that's the best you can come up with.