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Dear Mr. Pip,

I am writing to inform you of my resignation effective immediately. The three months I have spent working for you have been a colossal waste of my time, and I see no reason to continue.

Your business is the most poorly run software company I can imagine, and it is absolutely amazing that it continues to hang on.

Please send my final paycheck to my home address.

Cheers,

Suzette Blanchard