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Sirs:

I should like to take this opportunity to reiterate that, while it is indeed classified as a "percussion" instrument, one would be hard pressed to actually "feel the beat of the tambourine," particularly on a crowded dance floor. Furthermore, a discotheque is actually quite unlikely to "play the rock music," being far more likely to feature the eponymous "disco" style of popular music.

Yours in Lyrical Accuracy,

Cmdr. Snot W Goatlips III