Stranger: heyyy
You: hi
Stranger: and how are you tonight?
You: i'm great
Stranger: :)
You: i'm well life is amazing
You: jesus is coming back may 21st! Judgement day in 6 days!
Stranger: mind if i ask you asl?.....and how did you find this out?
You: the bible guarantees it
You: http://www.may-212011.com/
You: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/may-21-2011-judgment-day_n_804166.html
You: i'm 38 f cali
Stranger: whats the bible?
You: the world of our lord
You: *word
You: you still have time
Stranger: im 18 m usa and gay
You: well then.
Stranger: well then what?
You: i don't know what to say
Stranger: good lol
You: i don't think you;ll be with jesus
Stranger: why is that
Stranger: jesus loves everyone
You: he loves you but you are filled with sin
Stranger: nope
Stranger: god made me perfect just the way i am
You: and he has a special place for you people who sin
You: yes but your lifestyle is despicable
Stranger: its preachy church people like you that dont like people like me
Stranger: for all i know you are filled with sin
Stranger: i dont have a lifestyle
Stranger: i just happen to like guys, just like you just happen to be a woman
Stranger: cant change that
You: well you
You: ll be sorry on saturday
Stranger: is that so?
Stranger: did you only go on omegle to have conversations with people about some false judgement day?
Stranger: what about evolution?
Stranger: do you believe in that?
You: no i'm just laying back relaxing spreading the word
You: I somewhat believe it
You: but god created everything
Stranger: dont be silly
Stranger: he made dinosaurs?
You: of course
You: he made EVERYTHING
Stranger: ok.....
Stranger: well, why did he decide next week to blow everything up?
You: every atom in the universe
You: he;s not going to blow everything up
You: he will open the gates of heaven, leaving behind the people who rejected him
You: and the rest of you will be without god
Stranger: what about buddhists?
Stranger: where do they go?
You: that's not up to me, god will judge them
Stranger: i dont like people preaching to me
You: I'm just sharing how excited i am
Stranger: let me believe what i want, and you can be crazy, but you dont need to go telling people about it.....why are you excited?
You: because i'll be will my lord of course!
You: *with
Stranger: are you on drugs right now?
You: why don't you just believe to be safe?
You: no i'm not on drugs
Stranger: what if nothing happens next week?
Stranger: then what will you do?
You: nothing as in what?
Stranger: 'nothing', as in nothing happens with your little judgement day, that it all just blows over and you are still on earth
You: the bible guarantees it, i wish more people would know that, but in the slight chance that it doesn't, then I will keep loving my lord
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: thanking him for blessing me
Stranger: when does it say that this happens
You: this saturday may 21st
Stranger: does it specifically say that?
Stranger: besides, whoever translated the bible probly made some mistakes
Stranger: not everything translates perfectly
You: no of course not, read the scripture, there are prophecies and math involved
You: visit this
You: http://www.may-212011.com/
Stranger: no thank you
Stranger: would it bother you if i said i dont believe in god?
You: It doesn't bother me i've met plenty of non believers
Stranger: what if i were muslim?
You: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/may-21-judgment-day-christian-group-091705156.html
You: what if you were muslim.........there are plenty of muslims
You: are you?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im just asking for your opinion on things
You: fair enough
Stranger: what denomination do you belong to?
You: i'm roman catholic
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: well, i go to a catholic school, why havent i heard about this crazy news?
Stranger: not a one person told me judgement day was coming
You: well they've been doing the best they can to spread the word, through billboards, online
You: ect
You: can I ask you something?
Stranger: go ahead
You: do you like perogies?
Stranger: i hate perogies
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: because i'm eating some right now
You: i'm just trying to talk about something else, since this is not up your alley
Stranger: i have eaten too many perogies, so i am kind of sick of them lol
Stranger: and yes, the church talk is getting to be a bit much
You: I actually sold most of my appliances but my microwave
Stranger: why is that?
Stranger: microwave food is not good for you
You: because i won't be needing them
You: it's only for the week remaining
Stranger: oh boy....what about your home, did you sell that too?
You: no i'm not going to go that far, but I have spoken to some people who have through emails
You: some people have spent all of their savings
You: i won't go that dar
You: *far
Stranger: you probly should of kept your stove, that way you can cook healthier things
You: it won't matter buddy,,again
Stranger: of course your health matters
Stranger: god wants people to treat themself with respect no?
You: i'll be sept to heaven in six days, it won't make a difference
Stranger: what if you dont get in because of that though?
Stranger: is there a chance you won't get in?
You: I hope not, i've been faithful to my lord with all my heart, i've repent my sins, and spread the good word
Stranger: telling people they are going to die is not a very good word
Stranger: i thought you wanted to change the topic?
Stranger: have you seen any good movies lately?
You: not really
You: I brought my nephew to that fast 5 movie
You: terrible
Stranger: i didnt care for it either
Stranger: where are you from in the states?
You: california
You: where are you?
Stranger: northern michigan, right on the canadian border
Stranger: i actually just moved here from canada about 3 years ago
You: where from?
Stranger: i am born in toronto
Stranger: i was*
Stranger: have you ever been?
You: no i have not
You: you know what
Stranger: what?
You: wait.....
Stranger: ok
You: http://bit.ly/iEAI72
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: can you tell me what you sent me?
You: problem?
Stranger: it is just a blank screen, what is it supposed to be
Stranger: the website you sent me
You: http://www.armchairarcade.com/neo/files/images/Trollface.png
Stranger: so, you said you were 38.. do you have a husband or any kids?
You: no
You: i'm not 38
You: not from california
You: not a christian
You: go
You: god's a dick
You: there is no god
You: you pass the test
You: and perogies are amazing!
Stranger: hahah so
You: you failed that part
Stranger: this was all a charade?
You: yes sir
Stranger: reveal yourself then please hahaha
You: I am from the internet