Cleverbot: Is this a chat web-site?
User: I don't think it is. I'm talking to a robot.
Cleverbot: No, actually, I'M talking to a robot.
User: How do you figure that?
Cleverbot: Because Ed is a guy's name.
User: That doesn't make sense. How do you figure I'm a robot?
Cleverbot: Your last couple of replies imply a lack of understanding.
User: Yours do. How does 'Because Ed is a guy's name' tell you I'm nonhuman? You're the one who randomly thought I was calling you a liar.
Cleverbot: I didn't call you a liar. You must be lying.
User: You clearly do not comprehend what I am saying.
Cleverbot: Here are some lesson, just listen.
User: You need to listen, you don't seem to understand half the things I say.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: You know if I refresh this webpage you'll forget this entire conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't I'm sorry, I don't know you that well.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you. Letos talk about something else.