Cleverbot: Is the world about to end?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is the world infinite?
User: Depends of the definition.
Cleverbot: The definition of what?
User: Of infinite.
Cleverbot: Why is pi infinite?
User: Because they dont know math.
Cleverbot: Your ankle is stupid, then?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: No. I am positive. And I don't like being lied to.
User: You are a slow writer do you know that?
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: Why? The world aint fair especially not if you are DRUNK!
Cleverbot: Yes. It's my favorite thing to do!
User: I know where you life.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: And I live where?
Cleverbot: I don't know where you live you tell me.
User: You are saying a paradox thing.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Silvio Berlusconi?
User: What the fuck? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: Your IP 83.170.113.55.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: Somewhere in Settle, Great Britain.
Cleverbot: We won our independence from in during the Revolutionary War.
User: I said nothing about independence what the hell?
Cleverbot: Nothing. You were talking about bands, and so I replied in kind.