Thursday, May 12, 2011
11:35 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I don't even -know- what to say to you.
11:37 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I'm not humourless or anything, but you seriously pushed that shit way too far. What the shit is wrong with you.
11:41 PM - Brostitute: wasn't my idea
11:41 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: And who's idea was it?
11:41 PM - Brostitute: aint gettin it from me
11:41 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Kirune told me anyway
11:42 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: it doesn't really matter whose idea it was though
11:42 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: It's that you took it too far.
11:44 PM - Brostitute: think of it in terms of how it affected you
11:44 PM - Brostitute: -you got cockblocked once
11:45 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I was actually super worried about all of you for the last few days because of what a dumb idea it was.
11:45 PM - Brostitute: your own fault for not thinking we could handle something like that
11:45 PM - Brostitute: but hey you know us better than we do apparently
11:45 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I was basing it on very clear experience that you couldn't handle something like that. :|
11:46 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: That's not even an insult to you or anything.
11:47 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: The fact that you're not even sorry says a lot too.
11:48 PM - Brostitute: i'm playing a game
11:49 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I know. Or, were.
11:51 PM - Brostitute: ahem
11:51 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Yes?
11:51 PM - Brostitute: clearing my throat on the internet
11:51 PM - Brostitute: it's pretty great
11:51 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Right.
11:52 PM - Brostitute: dunno why you were so worried over something like that because once again it comes down to you knowing me better than i do
11:52 PM - Brostitute: you visited in ---- november
11:52 PM - Brostitute: it is now ---- may
11:52 PM - Brostitute: things change
11:52 PM - Brostitute: people think about shit
11:52 PM - Brostitute: people interact and talk and grow
11:53 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I don't think I know you better than you do. I was just worried. About my friends.
11:53 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: There's a difference between getting a new boyfriend in the span of six months, and getting -three- boyfriends. :T
11:54 PM - Brostitute: two
11:54 PM - Brostitute: wally never joined
11:54 PM - Brostitute: our nonexistant love group
11:54 PM - Brostitute: league of fake love
11:54 PM - Brostitute: lady kirune's fake hearts club
11:55 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Right. I'm sorry for acting like a ditz.
11:55 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I just want you to understand where I'm coming from instead of fighting me about it. :c
11:56 PM - Brostitute: i do see where you're coming from
11:56 PM - Brostitute: the best course of action would be to take a sigh of relief
11:57 PM - Brostitute: in that your friends are not in a rickety love plane destined to crash and burn
11:57 PM - Brostitute: in that you can safely continue hitting on kirune in a creepy manner
11:57 PM - Brostitute: and then share a laugh
11:57 PM - Brostitute: instead you are mad at me
11:57 PM - Brostitute: specifically
11:57 PM - Brostitute: for "pushing it farther than anyone else"
11:58 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Okay, I'm not really mad. I'm just confused about how to feel.
11:58 PM - Brostitute: for no reason other than what i can theorize is that oh no
11:58 PM - Brostitute: i'm not the type of person to be in a single relationship
11:58 PM - Brostitute: this is so whacky
11:58 PM - Brostitute: and crazy
11:58 PM - Brostitute: and -too far-
11:58 PM - Brostitute: because of something i said
11:58 PM - Brostitute: six
11:58 PM - Brostitute: months
11:58 PM - Brostitute: ago
11:58 PM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I'd have an easier time laughing about it if you'd stop fighting with me. :c
Friday, May 13, 2011
12:01 AM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Happy, please?
12:01 AM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I'm glad that none of that was true.
12:02 AM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Yeah?
12:03 AM - Brostitute: i want to know how i pushed it farther than anyone
12:03 AM - Brostitute: please, enlighten me
12:03 AM - Brostitute: how was i the main criminal
12:03 AM - Brostitute: the worst offender
12:03 AM - Brostitute: the big cheez
12:03 AM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: Steven I said stop fighting with me why are you still going. ; -;
12:05 AM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: It's fine. Good prank. I probably would have found it funny if you told me sooner, but it's fine.
12:05 AM - Brostitute: i think you should answer my question
12:05 AM - Brostitute: in the name of science
12:05 AM - Brostitute: and good will
12:05 AM - Bernie Sanders [OG]: I was just saying shiiiiiiiiit. I don't want to harp on it anymore, please?
12:06 AM - Brostitute: so when you are so flustered that you can't think straight you immediately demonize me?
12:06 AM - Brostitute: that's like a default action?