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(07:06:08 PM) System: There are currently 1 people in front of you and 120 chat technicians assisting customers.
(07:06:15 PM) Jon Ro: Welcome to HostGator LiveChat. I'd be glad to assist you today.
(07:06:23 PM) Bo: Hello Jon ro.
(07:06:49 PM) Bo: Jon ro.
(07:06:55 PM) Jon Ro: Hi, Bo.
(07:07:00 PM) Jon Ro: I understand you're interested in hosting.
(07:07:05 PM) Bo: Yeah.
(07:07:17 PM) Bo: I am paying with love tonight. Can i pay with love?
(07:07:46 PM) Jon Ro: Haha, unfortunately, we only take money. For some reason that's what they want to keep the lights on in this place.
(07:08:04 PM) Bo: But Jessie J and B.o.B told me that i can pay with love.
(07:08:34 PM) Jon Ro: Unfortunately we're unable to do that, Bo.
(07:08:40 PM) Bo: You can tell your manager.
(07:08:43 PM) Bo: Bo want's to pay with love.
(07:08:50 PM) Bo: Having a website would be so cool.
(07:08:56 PM) Bo: boforeverybody.com
(07:08:58 PM) Bo: oh yeahhhhhh.
(07:09:16 PM) Bo: People will be like "damn you have a website you are so cool"
(07:09:18 PM) Bo: You know?
(07:09:39 PM) Bo: It ain't about the blang blang you know man.
(07:09:49 PM) Jon Ro: Yeah, I understand. Unfortunately, they don't let us pay the rent in love.
(07:10:02 PM) Jon Ro: If they did, we'd totally let you do it.
(07:10:03 PM) Bo: Your rent owner is stupid then!
(07:10:07 PM) Bo: You cant put a price on life man
(07:10:28 PM) Bo: Lets make the world dance.
(07:11:12 PM) Jon Ro: I agree. If you can convince everyone we have to pay to keep the company running to accept love as payment, then you have a deal.
(07:11:46 PM) Bo: What about Bread.
(07:11:49 PM) Bo: Can i pay with bread.
(07:11:54 PM) Bo: Look i ain't gonna lie. I'm from Kenya.
(07:12:02 PM) Bo: My name is Bo yeah it's short for bob.
(07:12:24 PM) Jon Ro: It's the same deal. If you can convince everyone we have to pay to accept bread, we'll let you pay in bread.
(07:12:33 PM) Bo: You can sell bread.
(07:12:50 PM) Bo: That's some delicious kenyan bread you know.
(07:12:51 PM) Jon Ro: I could use the same argument for you, haha.
(07:13:02 PM) Bo: Lmao;,
(07:13:05 PM) Jon Ro: You could sell the bread and give us money for hosting.
(07:13:10 PM) Bo: I can't.
(07:13:12 PM) Jon Ro: Sounds like we've worked out a business model.
(07:13:15 PM) Bo: I got no exort and import company.
(07:13:27 PM) Bo: You know those great ideas bubbling in my head.
(07:13:32 PM) Bo: Ready to make the world better.
(07:13:54 PM) Bo: I live in a poor street.
(07:13:59 PM) Bo: No house.
(07:14:02 PM) Bo: No computer.
(07:14:06 PM) Bo: No phone.
(07:14:08 PM) Jon Ro: No computer?
(07:14:14 PM) Bo: Yeah, I have a laptop.
(07:14:25 PM) Jon Ro: I was under the impression that was a computer.
(07:14:40 PM) Bo: You know lifes hard.
(07:14:51 PM) Bo: What do you look like Jon.
(07:15:19 PM) Jon Ro: Haha, I'm afraid we'll have to keep this related to web hosting questions, Bo.
(07:15:31 PM) Bo: Just tell me what do you look like.
(07:15:53 PM) Jon Ro: Unfortunately, that's not covered in our scope of support.
(07:16:10 PM) Bo: Those damn support scopes.
(07:16:16 PM) Jon Ro: I know.
(07:16:22 PM) Jon Ro: I would if I could, but you know how it is.
(07:16:36 PM) Bo: Yeah.
(07:16:43 PM) Bo: Is your manager white or black.
(07:17:04 PM) Jon Ro: Unfortunately, that also is not covered by our scope of support.
(07:17:11 PM) Erik Br: has entered the chat.
(07:17:23 PM) Bo: Dayum you called your manager?
(07:17:29 PM) Bo: Hello Erik Br.
(07:17:32 PM) Erik Br: Hello Bo, I am the current Supervisor on the floor. If you do not have any Hosting related questions I will be forced to terminate the chat.
(07:17:41 PM) Bo: Does Br stand for Brazil?
(07:18:01 PM) Erik Br: It does not. Have a great day!
(07:18:03 PM) Bo: Why so mean.