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on *:TEXT:?stats *:#:{ 
  if ($sock(stats)) { 
    sockclose stats 
  } 
  set %nick $nick 
  set %rsn $2 
  set %display $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,.notice $nick) 
  sockopen stats slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org 80 
} 

on *:SOCKOPEN:stats:{ 
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /rsstats.php?stats= $+ %rsn HTTP/1.1 
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org $+ $crlf $+ $crlf 
} 
on *:SOCKREAD:stats:{ 
  if ($sockerr) { %display Socket error | unset %display | unset %rsn | sockclose $sockname | halt } 
  else { 
    var %read 
    sockread -f %read 
    if (*Overall* iswm %read) { 
      /set %read $remove(%read,<br />) 
      %display $htmlfree(%read) 
    } 
  } 
} 

alias htmlfree { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x), %x = $remove(%x,&nbsp;) | return %x }