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IRON AX HEAD FLOATS. 2KGS 6:5-6 
ASS TALKS. NUM 22:27-28 
SNAKE TALKS. GEN 3:1 
MAN WALKS ON WATER. MT 14:24-25 
ONE LUNCH BASKET FEEDS THOUSANDS. MT 14:19-21 
MEN LONG DEAD SEEN WALKING IN JERUSALEM. MT 27:52-53 
MAGICIAN TURNS WATER INTO WINE. JN 2:6-11 
SUN BACKS UP. 2KGS 22:3-11 
RABBIT CHEWS THE CUD. LV 11:6 
CAMEL DOES NOT DIVIDE THE HOOF. LV 11:4 
BIRDS FEED MAN IN EXILE. 1KG 17:6 
FOUR LEGGED GRASSHOPPERS AND BEETLES. LV 11:21-23 
GOURD PLANT MAKES SHADE TREE OVER NIGHT. JN 4:6-10 
HOLY HANKIES HEAL. ACT 19:12 
WORDS CONTROL WEATHER. MT 8:24-26 
DEVILS BELIEVE. JMS 2:19 
NEW WAY TO GREAT WEALTH. MT 21:22 
ANGELS TO BE JUDGED BY BELIEVERS. 1COR 6:3 
ASTRONAUT RETURNS FROM THE HEAVENS. 2COR 12:2-4 
ALL DOCTORS TO BE UNEMPLOYED. JMS 5:13-15 
ALL UNIVERSITIES TO CLOSE. JMS 1:5-6 
GOD ADMITS LYING EZ 14:9. 2CHR 18:22 
GOD DECEIVES PEOPLE OF EARTH. 2THES 2:11-12 
SNAKE LOSES LEGS. GEN 3:14 
GOD DELIBERATELY KEEPS PEOPLE FROM SALVATION. JN 12:40 
MEN SURVIVE BLAZING FURNACE UNHARMED. DAN 3:6-27 
GOD TELLS HOW TO BE HAPPY. PS 137:8-9 
JESUS ABHORS WISE MEN. MT 11:25 
SUN STANDS STILL. JOS 10:12-13 
MAN RISES FROM THE DEAD. JN 11:44 
MAN CALLS DOWN FIRE FROM SKY. 1KG18:33-38, 2KG1:10-12 
ANGELS SEDUCE EARTH WOMEN. GEN 6:4 
SUPER ALIENS FIGHT WAR IN SPACE. REV 12:7-9 
FIRE IN BUSH TALKS TO MAN. EX 3:2-5 
MAN SEES WHOLE EARTH FROM TEMPLE TOP. MT 4:8-9 
WOMAN TURNS INTO SODIUM CHLORIDE IN SECONDS. GEN 19:26 
ETERNAL FLOUR BUCKET DISCOVERED. 1KG 17:12-16 
SHOES GUARANTIED FORTY YEARS, PANTS TOO. DU 29:5 
TREE MAKES POISONED WATER DRINKABLE. EX 15:23-25 
GREATEST WELFARE PROGRAM IN HISTORY. EX 16:4 
LONG HAIR MAKES MAN STRONG. JUG 16:17 
HAIRCUT MAKES MAN WEAK. JUG 16:19 
HOW THE RAINBOW GOT STARTED. GEN 9:13 
GOD WILL DESTROY WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING. 1COR 1:19 
SOURCE OF GRIEF AND SORROW DISCOVERED. EC 1:18 
METHUSELAH LIVES THROUGH THE FLOOD. GEN 5:25-32,9:28,29 
ALL LANGUAGES CAME FROM ONE PLACE. GEN 11:6-9 
GOD LOVES A GOOD BARBECUE. GEN 8:20-21 
MAGIC STICK TURNS WATER INTO BLOOD. EX 7:20-22 
DUST TURNED INTO LICE. EX 8:16-19 
GOD STEALS THE WHEELS FROM EGYPTIAN CARS. EX 14:24-25 
GHOST HAND WRITES GRAFFITI ON WALL. DAN 5:5 
WITCH HUNT BEGUN BY GOD. EX 22:18 
COCKATRICE ARE REAL. JER 8:17, IS 14:29 
DRAGONS ARE REAL. IS 34:13, PS 91:13, MI 1:18, IS 43:20, DU 32:33 
SATYRS ARE COMING. IS 34:14, 13:21 
FIERY SERPENTS ABOUND. NUM 21:6, DU 8:15 
WINGED SERPENTS COMING TO GET YOU. IS 30:6, 14:29