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// ==UserScript==
// @name           EightSixTwo
// @namespace      http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/02/18/distraction-affliction-correction-extensio/
// @description    An extension for distraction affliction correction. Adds a 30 second delay to specified web page you open in your browser. 
// @version        0.1
// @date           2011-02-22
// @author         David Huerta (modified by Jonathan Guidry)
// @license        MIT
// @include        http://www.facebook.com/
// @include        http://slashdot.org/
// @include        http://news.google.com/news?ned=ca
// @include        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/
// @include        http://www.radio-canada.ca/grands-titres
// @include        http://english.aljazeera.net/
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
		// Note: This doesn't actually stop the page from loading, but hides it, so you know its 
		// there, waiting; The dopamine of internet candy becomes a torture.  Better to clean 
		// your room or open an irb prompt instead.
		window.seconds = 30;
		
		function resetCountDown()
		{
			seconds = 30;
		}

		// You can has cybersauce
		window.clearDelay = function()
		{
			document.getElementById('eightSixTwoDelay').style.display = 'none';
		}

		var overlay = document.createElement('div');
		overlay.id = 'eightSixTwoDelay';
		overlay.style.backgroundColor = '#000';
		overlay.style.color = '#FFF';
		overlay.style.fontSize = '56px';
		overlay.style.fontFamily = 'Helvetica, Arial, Sans';
		overlay.style.fontWeight = 'bold';
		overlay.style.textDecoration = 'none';
		overlay.style.position = 'absolute';
		overlay.style.top = '0px';
		overlay.style.left = '0px';
		overlay.style.width = '100%';
		// clientHeight changes as content loads, and JS, like the PHX Valley Metro system, does not wait for you to run.
		overlay.style.height = document.body.clientHeight + 'px'; //'100%'; 
		overlay.style.textAlign = 'center';
		overlay.style.paddingTop = '1em';
		overlay.style.zIndex = '10000'; // OVER 9000

		overlay.addEventListener("click", resetCountDown, true); // THERE IS NO ESCAPE

		document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(overlay);

		window.displayDelay = function()
		{
			if (seconds > -1)
			{
				document.getElementById('eightSixTwoDelay').innerHTML = 'Page ready in ' + seconds + ' seconds.';
				seconds -= 1;
				setTimeout(window.displayDelay, 1000);
			}
			else
			{
				clearDelay();
			}
		}
		
		window.onload = displayDelay();	
})();