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// ==UserScript==

// @name           EightSixTwo

// @namespace      http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/02/18/distraction-affliction-correction-extensio/

// @description    An extension for distraction affliction correction. Adds a 30 second delay to specified web page you open in your browser. 

// @version        0.1

// @date           2011-02-22

// @author         David Huerta (modified by Jonathan Guidry)

// @license        MIT

// @include        http://www.facebook.com/

// @include        http://slashdot.org/

// @include        http://news.google.com/news?ned=ca

// @include        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/

// @include        http://www.radio-canada.ca/grands-titres

// @include        http://english.aljazeera.net/

// ==/UserScript==


(function(){

		// Note: This doesn't actually stop the page from loading, but hides it, so you know its 

		// there, waiting; The dopamine of internet candy becomes a torture.  Better to clean 

		// your room or open an irb prompt instead.

		window.seconds = 30;

		

		function resetCountDown()

		{

			seconds = 30;

		}



		// You can has cybersauce

		window.clearDelay = function()

		{

			document.getElementById('eightSixTwoDelay').style.display = 'none';

		}



		var overlay = document.createElement('div');

		overlay.id = 'eightSixTwoDelay';

		overlay.style.backgroundColor = '#000';

		overlay.style.color = '#FFF';

		overlay.style.fontSize = '56px';

		overlay.style.fontFamily = 'Helvetica, Arial, Sans';

		overlay.style.fontWeight = 'bold';

		overlay.style.textDecoration = 'none';

		overlay.style.position = 'absolute';

		overlay.style.top = '0px';

		overlay.style.left = '0px';

		overlay.style.width = '100%';

		// clientHeight changes as content loads, and JS, like the PHX Valley Metro system, does not wait for you to run.

		overlay.style.height = document.body.clientHeight + 'px'; //'100%'; 

		overlay.style.textAlign = 'center';
		overlay.style.paddingTop = '1em';

		overlay.style.zIndex = '10000'; // OVER 9000



		overlay.addEventListener("click", resetCountDown, true); // THERE IS NO ESCAPE



		document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(overlay);



		window.displayDelay = function()

		{

			if (seconds > -1)

			{

				document.getElementById('eightSixTwoDelay').innerHTML = 'Page ready in ' + seconds + ' seconds.';

				seconds -= 1;

				setTimeout(window.displayDelay, 1000);

			}

			else

			{

				clearDelay();

			}

		}

		

		window.onload = displayDelay();	

})();