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alias bartender {
var %c msg # Please choose between:,%d describe #,%e $1
goto $1
:bar | return %c !Wine, !Vodka, !Beer, !Whiskey, !Rum, !Cocktails, !Sodas, !Smoothies, !Milk, !Water, !Juices, or !Food
:cafe | return Welcome to the Koopa cafe. For TV type !Shows or !Movies For music type !Music. For food or drinks type !food or !bar
:food | return %c !Sandwiches, !Platters, !Panini, !Pizza, !Desserts, or !Snacks
:beer | return %c !Guiness, !StPauliGirl, !KilliansIrishRed, !Heineken, !DoEquis, !Miller, !MillerLite, !MillerGenuineDraft, !RollingRock, !Yuenling, !Molson, !Corona, !Coors, !CoorsLite, !AllagashWhite !Budweiser, or !BudLight
:wine | return %c !CabernetSavignon, !Champagne, !SparklingWine, !SparklingCider, !Riesling, !Chardonnay, !Sauvignon, !PinotNoir, !Merlot, !Shiraz, !Syrah, or !Zinfandel
:whiskey | return %c !Charbay, !McCarthys, !Notch, !OldPotrero, !PeregrineRock, !StGeorge, !Stranahans, !TempleRye, !Wasmuds, or !WoodstoneCreek
:Fanta | return %c !FantaStrawberry, !FantaOrange, !FantaOrangeZero, !FantaGrape, !FantaPeach, !FantaGrapefruit, !FantaApple, or !FantaPineapple
:Margarita | return %c !ClassicMargarita, !CatalinaMargarita, !FrozenMargarita, !GreenIguanaMargarita, !MidoriMargarita, !PeachtreeMargarita, !PricklyPearMargarita, !RosasPomegranateMargarita, !StrawberryMargarita, or !TurquoiseMargarita
:Daiquiri | return %c !ClassicDaiquiri, !StrawberryDaiquiri,!BananaDaquiri, !BlueberryDaquiri, !ChocolateCoveredStrawberryDaquiri, !DauqiriBlossom, !ChambordDaquiri, or !FlordiaDaquiri
:Smoothies | return %c !StrawberryBananaSmoothie, !BlueberryBananaSmoothie, !RasperberryBananaSmoothie, !PeachMangoSmoothie, or !MangoSmoothie
:cocktails | return %c !ArnoldPalmer, !Martini, !RumandCoke !Margarita, !WhiteRussian, !BlackRussian, !Bloodwyne, !MidoriLimedrop, !BubbleGumKamikaze, !ElectricScrewdriver, !SourApplePussycat, !BlueValium, !PeachZimaSprite, !FrothyLemonade, !JagerBomb, !Daiquiri, !Mudslide, !SexontheBeach, !CordialDaisy, !BlueberryTequilaSour, !PearSourball, !LongIslandIcedTea, !BloodyMary, or !MousersSuperUltraMegaUltimateMajorlyAwesomeCoctail
:Martini | return %c !BlueMartini, !SourAppleMartini, !VegasLemonDrop, !CosmopolitanMartini, !RedAppleMartini, !PurpleHooterMartini, !AstroPop, !SurferMartini, !CaramelAppleMartini, !MidnightExpresso, !AlmondJoyMartini, !GodivaMartini, !MintMartini, !SmokyMartini, !VesperMartini, or !LavaLampMartini
:rum | return %c !Bacardi, !CaptainMorgan, or !Malibu
:vodka | return %c !Absolute, !Belvedere, !GreyGoose, !Imperia, !Seagrams, !Skyy, !Smirnoff, or !specialbrew
:sodas | return %c !CocaCola, !Pepsi, !Fanta, !MoutainDew, !DrPepper, or !RootBeer
:CocaCola | return %c !Coke, !NewCoke, !CaffineFreeCoke, !CokeCherry, !CokeLime, !CokeVanilla, !CokeCitra, !CokeBlackCherryVanilla, !CokeBlak, !CokeLemon, !CokeRaspberry, !DietCoke, !CokeC2, !CokeZero, !CokeLightSango, !DietCokePlus, !CokeOrange, !DietCokeBlackCherryVanilla, DietCokeCitra, or !DietCokeVanilla
:Pepsi | return %c !NormalPepsi, !CrystalPepsi, !PepsiBlue, !Pepselseifree, !PepsiTwist, !PepsiNatural, !PepsiWildCherry, !PepsiVanilla, !DietPepsi, !JazzDietPepsi, !PepsiMax, !PepsiOne, !PepsiKaffe, or !PepsiKona
:MountainDew | return %c !MtnDew, !DietMtnDew, !Caffeine-FreeMtnDew, !Caffeine-FreeDietMtnDew, !MtnDewCodeRed, !DietMtnDewCodeRed, !MtnDewLiveWire, !MtnDewBajaBlast, !MtnDewMDX, !DewIced, !MtnDewVoltage, !MtnDewThinIceFreeze, !MtnDewThrowback, !MtnDewCherryFusion, !MtnDewDistortion, !MountainDewWhiteOut, or !MountainDewTyphoon
:juices | return %c !Lemonade, !Limeade, !AppleJuice, !OrangeJuice, !StrawberryKiwiwJuice, !MangoJuice, !PineappleJuice, !StrawberryJuice, !TangerineJuice, !PomegranateJuice, !CranberryJuice, or !GrapeJuice
:Lemonade | return %c !NormalLemonade, !StrawberyLemonade, !KiwiLemonade, !MandarinLemonade, !BlackCherryLemonade, !MangoLemonade, !PineapplePassionLemonade, or !RaspberryPinkLemonade
:Limeade | return %c !NormalLimeade, !MintLimeade, !CherryLimeade, or !BlackberryLimeade
:DrPepper | return %c !NormalDrPepper, !DietDrPepper, !DrPepperCherry, !DietDrPepperCherry, !Caffine-FreeDrPepper, !Caffine-FreeDietDrPepper, !CherryVanillaDrPepper, or !CherryVanillaDietDrPepper
:RootBeer | return %c !AWRootBeer, !BarqsRootBeer, !IBCRootBeer, !MugRootBeer, !StewartsRootBeer, or !VirgilsRootBeer
:Fries | return %c !LargeFries, !MedFries, !SmallFries, !SteakFries, or !CurlyFries
:chocolate | return %c !WhiteChocolate, !DarkChocolate, !CaramelChoco, !AlmondChoco, !NormalChoco
:chips | return %c !NormalChips, !SaltVinegarChips, !SourCreamAndOnionChips, and !BBQChips
:Sandwiches | return %c !HamAndCheese, !Ham, !Turkey, !TurkeyBacon, !Bacon, !Beef, !PrimeBeef, and !Pork
:Platters | return %c !RiceAndBeans, !RiceBeansAndFish, !RiceBeansAndChicken, or !RiceBeansAndShrimp
:Panini | return %c !Italian or !HamCheesePanini
:Pizza | return %c !Cheese, !Pepperoni, !Sausage, !Pineapple, !CanadianBacon, !Olives, !AllToppingspizza, !KoopaDeluxe, !AllButCheese
:Desserts | return %c !IceCream, !Gelato, !Pudding, or !Flan
:Snacks | return %c !Chocolate, !Toblerone, !Chips, or !Fries
:icecream | return %c !ChocoIceCream, !StrawbIceCream, !VanillaIceCream, !PremiumChocoBar, !NeopolitanIceCreamBar, !RockyRoad, !StarbucksIceCream, !ChocoChip, !CoconutIceCream, !BananaIceCream, or !MintChipIceCream
:starbucksicecream | return %c !FrappucinoIceCream, !FrappMochaIceCream
:coors | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Coors
:ArnoldPalmer | return %d serves $nick an Arnold Palmer
:BlueMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Blue Martini
:SourAppleMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Sour Apple Martini
:VegasLemonDrop | return %d fixes $nick a Vegas Lemon Drop
:CosmopolitanMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Cosmopolitan Martini
:RedAppleMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Red Apple Martini
:PurpleHooterMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Purple Hooter Martini
:AstroPop | return %d fixes $nick an Astro Pop
:SurferMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Surfer Martini
:CaramelAppleMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Caramel Apple Martini
:MidnightExpresso | return %d fixes $nick a Midnight Expresso
:AlmondJoyMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Almond Joy Martini
:GodivaMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Godiva Martini
:MintMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Mint Martini
:LavaLampMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Lava Lamp Martini
:SmokyMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Smoky Martini
:VesperMartini | return %d fixes $nick a Vesper Martini
:RumandCoke | return %d fixes $nick a Rum & Coke
:ClassicMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Classic Margarita
:CatalinaMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Catalina Margarita
:FrozenMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Frozen Margarita
:GreenIguanaMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Green Iguana Margarita
:MidoriMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Midori Margarita
:PeachtreeMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Peachtree Margarita
:PricklyPearMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Prickly Pear Margarita
:RosasPomegranateMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Rosa's Pomegranate Margarita
:StrawberryMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Strawberry Margarita
:TurquoiseMargarita | return %d fixes $nick a Turquoise Margarita
:WhiteRussian | return %d fixes $nick a White Russian
:BlackRussian | return %d fixes $nick a Black Russian
:Bloodwyne | return %d serves $nick a goblet filled with two parts blood mixed in with one part red wine
:MidoriLimedrop | return %d fixes $nick a Midori Limedrop
:BubbleGumKamikaze | return %d fixes $nick a Bubble Gum Kamikaze
:ElectricScrewdriver | return %d fixes $nick an Electric Screwdriver
:SourApplePussycat | return %d fixes $nick a Sour Apple Pussycat
:BlueValium | return %d fixes $nick a Blue Valium
:PeachZimaSprite | return %d fixes $nick a Peach Zima Sprite
:FrothyLemonade | return %d fixes $nick a Frothy Lemonade
:JagerBomb | return %d fixes $nick a Jager Bomb
:ClassicDaiquiri | return %d fixes $nick a Classic Daiquiri
:StrawberryDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Strawberry Daiquiri
:BananaDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Banana Daiquiri
:BlueberryDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Blueberry Daiquiri
:ChocolateCoveredStrawberryDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Chocolate Covered Strawberry Daiquiri
:FloridaDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Florida Daiquiri
:ChambordDaiquri | return %d fixes $nick a Chambord Daiquiri
:DaiquriBlossom | return %d fixes $nick a Daiquiri Blossom
:Mudslide | return %d fixes $nick a Mudslide
:SexontheBeach | return %d fixes $nick a Sex on the Beach
:CordialDaisy | return %d fixes $nick a Cordial Daisy
:BlueberryTequilaSour | return %d fixes $nick a Blueberry Tequila Sour
:PearSourball | return %d fixes $nick a Pear Sourball
:LongIslandIcedTea | return %d fixes $nick a Long Island Iced Tea
:Guiness | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Guiness
:StPauliGirl | return %d gives $nick a bottle of St. Paul Girl
:KilliansIrishRed | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Killan's Irish Red
:Heineken | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Heineken
:DosEquis | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Dos Equis
:Miller | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Miller
:MillerLite | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Miller Lite
:MillerGenuineDraft | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Miller Genuine Draft
:RollingRock | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Rolling Rock
:Yuenling | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Yuenling
:Molson | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Molson
:Corona | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Corona
:CoorsLite | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Coors Lite
:Budweiser | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Budweiser
:BudLight | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Budlite
:AllagashWhite | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Allagash White
:CabernetSavignon | return %d gives $nick a glass of Cabernet Savignon
:SparklingWine | return %d gives $nick a glass of Sparkling Wine
:SparklingCider | return %d gives $nick a glass of Sparkling Cider
:Riesling | return %d gives $nick a glass of Riesling
:Chardonnay | return %d gives $Nick a glass of Chardonnay
:Champagne | return %d pops the cork and gives $nick a glass of champagne
:Sauvignon | return %d gives $nick a glass of Sauvignon
:PinotNoir | return %d gives $nick a glass of Pinot Noir
:Merlot | return %d gives $nick a glass of Merlot
:Shiraz | return %d gives $nick a glass of Shiraz
:Syrah | return %d gives $Nick a glass of Syrah
:Zinfandel | return %d gives $nick a glass of Zinafandel
:Charbay | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Charbay
:McCarthys | return %d gives $nick a bottle of McCarthy's
:Notch | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Notch
:OldPotrero | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Old Potrero
:PeregrineRock | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Peregrine Rock
:StGeorge | return %d gives $nick a bottle of St. George
:Stranahans | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Stranahan's
:TempleRye | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Templeton Rye
:Wasmuds | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Wasmud's
:WoodstoneCreek | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Woodstone Creek
:Absolut3 | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Absolut
:Belvedere | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Belvedere
:GreyGoose | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Grey Goose
:Imperia | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Imperia
:Seagrams | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Seagram's
:Skyy | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Sky
:Specialbrew | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Special brew
:Smirnoff | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Smirnoff
:Bacardi | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Bacardi
:CaptainMorgan | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Captain Morgan
:Malibu | return %d gives $nick a bottle of Malibu
:Coke | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke
:NewCoke | return %d serves $nick a glass of New Coke
:CaffineFreeCoke | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffeine-Free Coke
:CokeCherry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Cherry
:CokeLime | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke with Lime
:CokeVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Vanilla
:CokeCitra | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Citra
:CokeBlackCherryVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Black Cherry Vanilla
:CokeBlak | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Blak
:CokeLemon | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke with Lemon
:CokeRaspberry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Raspberry
:DietCoke | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke
:CokeC2 | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke C2
:CokeZero | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Zero
:CokeLightSango | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Light Sango
:DietCokePlus | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Plus
:CokeOrange | return %d serves $nick a glass of Coke Orange
:DietCokeBlackCherryVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Black Cherry Vanilla
:DietCokeCitra | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Citra
:DietCokeVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Coke Vanilla
:NormalPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Normal Pepsi
:CrystalPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Crystal Pepsi
:PepsiBlue | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Blue
:Pepselseifree | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Free
:PepsiTwist | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Twist
:PepsiNatural | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Natural
:PepsiWildCherry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Wild Cherry
:PepsiVanilla | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Vanilla
:DietPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Pepsi
:JazzDietPepsi | return %d serves $nick a glass of Jazz Diet Pepsi
:PepsiMax | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Max
:PepsiOne | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi One
:PepsiKaffe | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Kaffe
:PepsiKona | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pepsi Kona
:FantaStrawberry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Strawberry
:FantaOrange | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Orange
:FantaZero | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Orange Zero
:FantaGrape | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Grape
:FantaPeach | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Peach
:FantaGrapefruit | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Grapefruit
:FantaApple | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Apple
:FantaPineapple | return %d serves $nick a glass of Fanta Pineapple
:MtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew
:DietMtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Mountain Dew
:Caffeine-FreeMtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew
:Caffeine-FreeDietMtnDew | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffeine-Free Diet Mountain Dew
:MtnDewCodeRed | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Code Red
:DietMtnDewCodeRed | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Mountain Dew Code Red
:MtnDewLiveWire | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Live Wire
:MtnDewBajaBlast | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Baja
:MtnDewMDX | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew MDX
:DewIced | return %d serves $nick a glass of Dew Iced
:MtnDewVoltage | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Voltage
:MtnDewThinIceFreeze | return %d serves $nick a Mountain Dew Thin Ice Freeze
:MtnDewThrowback | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Throwback
:MtnDewCherryFusion | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Cherry Fusion
:MtnDewDistortion | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Distortion
:MtnDewWhiteOut | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew White Out
:MtnDewTyphoon | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mountain Dew Typhooni
:NormalDrPepper: | return %d serves $nick a glass of Normal Dr. Pepper
:DietDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Dr. Pepper
:DrPepperCherry: | return %d serves $nick a glass of Dr. Pepper Cherry
:DietDrPepperCherry | return %d serves $nick a glass of Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry
:Caffine-FreeDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffine-Free Dr. Pepper
:Caffine-FreeDietDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Caffine-Free Diet Dr. Pepper
:CherryVanillaDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
:CherryVanillaDietDrPepper | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cherry Vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper
:NormalLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Normal Lemonade
:StrawberryLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Strawberry Lemonade
:KiwiLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Kiwi Lemonade
:MandarinLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mandarin Lemonade
:BlackCherryLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Black Cherry Lemonade
:MangoLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mango Lemonade
:PineapplePassionLemonade | return %d servers $nick a glass of Pineapple Passion Lemonade
:RaspberryPinkLemonade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Raspberry Pink Lemonade
:NormalLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Limeade
:MintLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mint Limeade
:CherryLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cherry Limeade
:BlackberryLimeade | return %d serves $nick a glass of Blackberry Limeade
:AppleJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Apple Juice
:OrangeJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Orange Juice
:StrawberryKiwiJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Strawberry Kiwi Juice
:MangoJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mango Juice
:PineappleJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pineapple Juice
:StrawberryJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Strawberry Juice
:PomegranateJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Pomegranate Juice
:CranberryJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Cranberry Juice
:TangerineJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Tangerine Juice
:GrapeJuice | return %d serves $nick a glass of Grape Juice
:Milk | return %d serves $nick a tall glass of cold milk
:Water | return %d serves $nick a glass of ice cold water
:StrawberryBananaSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Strawberry Banana Smoothie
:BlueberryBananaSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Blueberry Banana Smoothie
:RasperberryBananaSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Rasperberry Banana Smoothie
:PeachMangoSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Peach Mango Smoothie
:MangoSmoothie | return %d fixes $nick a Mango Smoothie
:BloodyMary | return %d fixes $nick a Bloody Mary
:MousersSuperUltraMegaUltimateMajorlyAwesomeCoctail | return %d fixes $nick a Mouser's Super Ultra Mega Ultimate Majorly Awesome Coctail
:AWRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of A&W Root Beer
:BarqsRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Barq's Root Beer
:IBCRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of IBC Root Beer
:MugRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Mug Root Beer
:StewartsRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Stewart's Root Beer
:VirgilsRootBeer | return %d serves $nick a glass of Virgil's Root Beer
:Booze | return %d forces some booze down $nick 's throat
:coffee | return %c !blackcoffee, !frappucinno, !mocha, !icedmocha, !javamocha, !caramelmocha, !latte, !cappuccino, !blackcoffeestrength
:blackcoffeestrength | return %c 1 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 5 5 6 6 7 7 8 8 9 9 14 10 15 9001
:blackcoffee3 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes sorta light
:blackcoffee2 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes like !milk
:blackcoffee1 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes like !water
:blackcoffee4 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes nice and lukewarm
:blackcoffee5 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes normal
:blackcoffee6 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes normal; sorta bitter.
:blackcoffee7 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes strong
:blackcoffee8 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; it tastes STRONG
:blackcoffee9 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee;4 HOLY CRAP THIS IS STRONG!
:blackcoffee10 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee;4 WTFOMG THIS IS RLY RLY RLY BITTER
:blackcoffee9001 | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of black coffee; $nick dies out of bitterness
:mocha | return %d serves $nick a nice steaming hot cup of mocha coffee
:icedmocha | return %d serves $nick a nice freezing cold cup of Iced mocha
:javamocha | return %d serves $nick a nice hot cup of Java Mocha
:caramelmocha | return %d serves $nick a nice hot cup of Caramel Mocha
:latte | return %d serves $nick a nice hot latte
:cappuccino | return %d serves $nick a nice hot cappucinno
:tea | return %c !Liptonicedteasweetened !Liptonicedteasunsweetened !Nesteaicedteasweetened !Nesteaicedteasunsweetened !Bouldo !ArizonaGreenTea !Arizonaicedteasweetened !Arizonaicedteaunsweetened !camomiletea !lemonhoneytea
:Hamandcheese | return %d serves $nick a Ham and Cheese Sandwich
:ham | return %d serves $nick a Ham Sandwich
:turkey | return %d serves $nick a Turkey Sandwich
:turkeybacon | return %d serves $nick a Turkey and Bacon sandwich
:bacon | return %d serves $nick a Bacon Sandwich
:beef | return %d serves $nick a Beef Sandwich
:primebeef | return %d serves $nick a Grade A Prime Beef sandwich
:pork | return %d serves $nick a Pulled Pork Sandwich
:riceandbeans | return %d serves $nick a Rice and Beans Platter
:ricebeansandfish | return %d serves $nick a Rice, Beans, and Fish platter
:ricebeansandchicken | return %d serves $nick a Rice, Beans, and Chicken Platter
:ricebeansandshrimp | return %d serves $nick a Rice, Beans, and Shrimp Platter
:italian | return %d serves $nick an Italian Panini
:hamcheesepanini | return %d serves $nick a Ham and Cheese Panini
:cheese | return %d serves $nick a slice of Cheese Pizza
:pepperoni | return %d serves $nick a slice of Pepperoni Pizza
:Sausage | return %d serves $nick a slice of Sausage Pizza
:pineapple | return %d serves $nick a slice of Cheese and Pineapple Pizza
:canadianbacon | return %d serves $nick a slice of Canadian Bacon Pizza
:olives | return %d serves $nick a slice of Black Olive Pizza
:alltoppingspizza | return %d serves $nick a slice of Pizza with All Toppings
:KoopaDeluxe | return %d serves $nick a slice of Koopa's Specialty Pizza
:allbutcheese | return %d serves $nick a slice of Pizza with All Toppings but Cheese
:gelato | return %d serves $nick some Neopolitan Gelato
:chocoicecream | return %d serves $nick some Chocolate Ice Cream
:strawbicecream | return %d serves $nick some Strawberry Ice Cream
:vanillaicecream | return %d serves $nick some Vanilla Ice Cream
:premiumchocobar | return %d serves $nick a Premium Chocolate Bar
:neopolitanicecreambar | return %d serves $nick a Neopolitan Ice Cream Bar
:rockyroad | return %d serves $nick some Rocky Road Ice Cream
:Frappucinoicecream | return %d serves $nick some Frappucino Ice Cream
:Frappmochaicecream | return %d serves $nick some Frappacino/Mocha Ice Cream
:chocochip | return %d serves $nick some Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
:coconuticecream | return %d serves $nick a Coconut Ice Cream Bar
:bananaicecream | return %d serves $nick a Banana Ice Cream Bar
:mintchipicecream | return %d serves $nick some Mint Chip Ice Cream
:pudding | return %d serves $nick some Pudding
:flan | return %d serves $nick some Flan
:whitechocolate | return %d serves $nick a White Chocolate Bar
:darkchocolate | return %d serves $nick a Dark Chocolate Bar
:caramelchoco | return %d serves $nick a Caramel Chocolate Bar
:almondchoco | return %d serves $nick a Almond Chocolate Bar
:normalchoco | return %d serves $nick a Chocolate Bar
:toblerone | return %d serves $nick a Toblerone Bar
:normalchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of Chips
:saltvinegarchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of Salt and Vinegar Chips
:sourcreamandonionchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of Sour Cream and Onion hips
:BBQchips | return %d serves $nick a bag of BBQ Chips
:largefries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Large Fries
:medfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Medium-Sized Fries
:smallfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Small Fries
:steakfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Steak Fries
:curlyfries | return %d serves $nick a pack of Curly Fries
:pretzels | return %c !pretzelbites, !smallpretzels, !largePretzel
:pretzelbites | return %c !hotdogpretzelbites, !cheesepretzelbites, !jalapenohotdogpretzelbites
:smallpretzels | return %c !pretzelsticks, !pretzelloops, !pretzelsquares
:largepretzels | return %c !normalpretzel, !saltpretzel, !garlicpretzel
:hotdogpretzelbites | return %d serves $nick a pack of hot Dog pretzel bites
:cheesepretzelbites | return %d serves $nick a pack of cheesey pretzel bites
:jalapenohotdogpretzelbites | return %d serves $nick a pack of Jalapeno hot Dog pretzel bites
:pretzelsticks | return %d serves $nick a pack of pretzel sticks
:pretzelloops | return %d serves $nick a pack of pretzel's
:pretzelsquares | return %d serves $nick a pack of pretzel squares
:normalpretzel | return %d serves $nick a large pretzel
:saltpretzel | return %d serves $nick a large salt pretzel
:garlicpretzel | return %d serves $nick a large garlic pretzel
:scones | return %c !normalscone , !blueberryscone , !cinnamonscone
:normalscone | return %d serves $nick a scone
:blueberryscone | return %d serves $nick a blueberry scone
:cinnamonscone | return %d serves $nick a cinnamon scone
:taco | return %c !beeftaco !steaktaco !chickentaco !tonguemeattaco !alpastortaco !dorados
:beeftaco | return %d serves nick a Beef taco.
:steaktaco | return %d serves nick a Steak taco.
:chickentaco | return %d serves nick a Chicken taco.
:tonguemeattaco | return %d serves nick a Beef Tongue taco.
:alpastortaco | return %d serves nick an Al Pastor Beef taco.
:dorados | return %c !beefdorado !steakdorado !tonguemeatdorado !alpastordorado
:beefdorado | return %d serves nick a Beef dorado.
:steakdorado | return %d serves nick a Steak dorado.
:tonguemeatdorado | return %d serves nick a Beef Tongue dorado.
:alpastordorado | return %d serves nick an Al Pastor Beef dorado.
:realmilk | return %d serves $nick a heaping cup of 1,4H1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M1,5M1,4M
:error | reseterror
}