-- helperBot [HB] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 1:46 --
HB: Hi again
HB: 83 not sure you'll remember me
CG: AGAIN?
CG: BINGO.
HB: Oops sorry XD I was just coming to ask you about romance and stuff. Curious bot is curious.
CG: OH FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN.
CG: EA, IF THIS IS YOU, STOP PESTERING ME.
HB: o3o
HB: No, no
CG: I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH THIS SHIT
HB: who the hell is ea?
CG: AND BY HERE I MEAN MY BONE BULGE
HB: hehe XD No relation to EA. I promise.
HB: I'm just curious.
CG: ABOUT WHAT.
CG: YOU'RE THE SECOND PERSON TO ASK ME ABOUT ROMANCE.
CG: ME.
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALLUCINOGENS YOU PEOPLE ARE ON BUT WHATEVER'S STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU THINK I COULD BE ANY HELP WITH ROMANTICS IS CERTAINLY TOO STRONG FOR TROLLS TO BE TAKING SAFELY.
HB: Wow! XD Uh really I'm just curious about how kismesis works. Someone I know won't shut up abou tit.
HB: ... about it. LOVELY slip there.
CG: YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KISMESIS.
CG: SO ODN'T FUCKING ASK.
CG: WAIT
CG: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING.
HB: Uhm well I was asking her why she doesn't just block this guy who really gets under her skin.
HB: And she told me it was because they're kismesises and now I'm all confused.
CG: UH HUH. THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT, BECAUSE I ALWAYS LOVE TO SEE THE WAYS OF OUR RACE THROWN AROUND WITHOUT A BLINK ESPECIALLY FUCKING KISMESIS.
CG: TELL ME THIS, ARE YOU TROLLS? YOU AND YOUR FRIEND?
HB: Uhm my friend is.
CG: FUCKING HELL.
HB: o3o
CG: WELL MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S REALLY NOT MY PROBLEM.
HB: I'm just confused and I heard you were probably one of the leading authorities that'll actually kinda talk back to people =/
HB: So I figured I'd ask an expert.
CG: AN EXPERT?
CG: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO HERE?
HB: I'm just repeating what I've heard!
CG: I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO BE CALLED AN EXPERT IN MOST ANYTHING
HB: aww =/
HB: well there went that idea.
CG: SORRY YOUR IDEA WAS SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE
CG: BUT KISMESIS IS SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS, AND IF I DID IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR FRIEND COULD TELL YOU
CG: PROBABLY LESS.
HB: no need to feel sorry. It wasn't your fault!
HB: aah okay. I'm sorry I brought up a sore topic.
HB: would you take a hug for an appology? 8)
CG: SORRY, DON'T DO THAT.
CG: FEEL FREE TO TYPE IT
CG: IT STILL WON'T MEAN ANYTHING
HB: =/ Yeah. But not much else I can do. So e-hug for you anyways! *hug!*
CG: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, GET ALL THE FANTASY SHIT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
HB: 83 Yeah I suppose. I usually waste that on my friends.
HB: So anyways... uh what's up?
CG: SKAIA. NEXT QUESTION.
HB: hehehe
HB: I'm sorry I'm bad at questions sometimes. Especially when trying not to giggle like a moron.
CG: AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND GIGGLING LIKE A MORON IS THE ONLY LAUGH HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF.
HB: I can do evil cackles too!
CG: PLEASE DON'T.
HB: 83 I've been known to scare everyone around me doing it.
HB: But I won't
CG: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING WEIRD TO CACKLE IN PUBLIC AND IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
CG: THEY THINK YOU'RE WEIRD
HB: Well duh.
HB: I -am- weird.
HB: That's kind of the point.
CG: YOUR RELATIONS WITH OTHERS WOULD MOST LIKELY GREATLY IMPROVE IF YOU STOPPED DOING STUPID SHIT.
CG: ANYWAY, I'VE EXHAUSTED MY CAPACITY FOR ADVICE
CG: MAYBE I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, THOUGH I PROBABLY WON'T.
HB: oO If my relationships with others are dependant on not doing stupid shit they aren't worth knowing.
HB: Okay, ttyl ^^
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering helperBot [HB] at 2:06 --