This is a followup to the last installment. The background: I've since helped restart a channel I founded back in the day on another network. Unfortunately, Zarak moved in. And as we all know, you don't need to go to Imperia to make trouble, because Imperia inevitably comes to you to make some.
The last conversation was, I'd have thought, the last actual conversation I'd ever have to have with the twit, but when I helped restart the new channel, one of the first people to come in the channel was Zarak, to find out 'what was going on.'
'What was going on' of course was that the other channel was splitting off, sort of a civil war between the original founder and someone that more or less came in after the original founder (me) left. We'd kept our plans very quiet to reopen and start up RP, but as soon as we went public, Zarak was the one to run over there and deliver the news...granted, we didn't care if they heard or not, but that's the kind of guy Zarak is -- he probably thought he'd make friends by getting himself involved as the 'rat.'
So that said, there's a public channel opened up for the promotion of RP channels...so I sit in there, knowing damn well that Zarak will be there, and not caring.
And then, as if I had somehow wronged him in all this...
[13:26] <Hederius_W> I do hope we can co-exist in Sorcery's Hub, and not take potshots at eachother or use it as a breeding ground of snide, veiled remarks like Darkmyst's Hub was.
[13:26] <HeySeuss> Dude, fuck you.
[13:26] <Hederius_W> And apparently, maturity is too much to ask of you.
[13:27] <HeySeuss> And apparently you forgot our last conversation. Fuck off, you squealing, tattling little hypocrite, you sanctimonious fuck.
[13:27] <HeySeuss> You sent people to buzz our channel and now you're giving ME shit?
[13:27] <HeySeuss> Go to hell./
[13:27] <Hederius_W> Eh?
[13:27] <HeySeuss> Did I stutter, fuckface?
[13:27] <Hederius_W> I didn't send anyone to buzz your channel. And you can't go off being innocent. That Pastebin recount? Was full of lies and you know it.
[13:27] <HeySeuss> Go eat the bagel pizzas in mom's basement and leave me the hell alone. Leave OTI alone.
[13:27] <HeySeuss> Leave us all alone.
[13:28] <HeySeuss> No one wants to hear from you.
[13:28] <Hederius_W> Sure. Just stop having people harass Imperia
[13:28] <HeySeuss> Which hasn't happened, so fuck you.
[13:28] <Hederius_W> Again, more lies.
[13:28] <Hederius_W> Bye. :)
[13:28] <HeySeuss> Hallelujah, peace and quiet.
Note that he decides to throw the accusation back at me. I guess in Zarak's world, "I'm rubber, you're glue" still works. The difference being, we have the logs.
[23:50] * RobertELee (Dakilleux@6a03acd.40-131-66.mc.40eae23.ca.hmsk) has joined #OldTowerInn
[23:50] <RobertELee> Someone called?
[23:51] * HeySeuss is now known as Nachtwald
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[23:52] RobertELee is Dakilleux@6a03acd.40-131-66.mc.40eae23.ca.hmsk * ...
[23:52] RobertELee on #OldTowerInn #TwistedBlade_Inn +#Imperia
[23:52] RobertELee using ironforge.sorcery.net Dwarves are hard at work.
[23:52] RobertELee has been idle 5secs, signed on Thu Aug 12 12:52:03
[23:52] RobertELee End of /WHOIS list.
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[23:54] * Nachtwald is now known as HeySeuss
[23:55] * Mort is now known as Ind
[23:55] <RobertELee> This civil war sucks
[23:55] * RobertELee (Dakilleux@6a03acd.40-131-66.mc.40eae23.ca.hmsk) has left #OldTowerInn
[23:56] RobertELee No such nick/channel
[23:56] RobertELee End of /WHOIS list.
The thing is, Zarak says we sent people...dang, I remember it a little differently, and so do my logs...which other people recorded also.
[19:02] <@HeySeuss> The thing is, I don't even necessarily like to talk shit about other channels, its counterproductive, but you don't harass Imperia, Imperia comes to harass you.
[19:02] <FM> Same difference.
[19:02] <@NotOnCue> lol tli
[19:02] <MisterDre> That is one thing I liked about Forest. I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.
[19:02] <FM> So, uh, what's this Imperia place?
[19:02] <@NotOnCue> Crap.
[19:02] <@NotOnCue> I mean.
[19:02] <@HeySeuss> Just like do me a favor and no one go over there and bug him, because he'll fuckin' start WWIII over it. He's probably waiting for a reason to wail that he's being oppressified.
[19:02] <@NotOnCue> ..yeah, crap.
[19:02] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> yeah he will
[19:02] <@HeySeuss> FM: It's this dream Zarak has of multiple channels under his banner.
[19:03] <FM> That sounds dumb.
[19:03] <@Wyxt> Hahaha no worries Dave
[19:03] <@NotOnCue> FM: It's crap with crap people who like to join random channels that Dave might happen to be in and start stupid shit.
[19:03] <@HeySeuss> He goes around trying to get channel owners to sign away their autonomy under this association of channels he wants to build. Basically, you build the channel and he tries to find a way to quasi-legally take control of it.
[19:03] <MisterDre> Shouting French Bears? Sure, why not. Four-armed fairies with a segregated community based on oppressed fodder and elitist magic users? Bam, done. Rebellious reploids with insane personality quirks? Sure!
[19:03] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> he tried to do that with one of mine back in the day
[19:03] <Zyacham> He does that?
[19:03] <@HeySeuss> If you own a channel, Zarak tries to establish "Diplomatics" with you and tries to basically get you to do what he says.
[19:03] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> which is when I told him that we weren't exactly a 'good fit'
[19:03] <@NotOnCue> Wait. Ryan does that too, Dave.
[19:03] <@NotOnCue> I mean, DM-Ryan
[19:03] <@NotOnCue> Not Roth-Ryan.
[19:04] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> and he got pissed when I took out one of his 'airships' that had come into my channel
[19:04] <@HeySeuss> Since none of it's legal, you can pretty much avoid it by telling him to fuck off, and I don't think he's ever grasped that there are huge holes in his grandiose scheme.
[19:04] <@HeySeuss> Ryan's saner about it. He actually built a network.
[19:04] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> started aruging the rules of my channel with me.
[19:04] <@HeySeuss> Zarak just has a webpage that he's had since 1998.
[19:04] <@HeySeuss> It's like he stepped in the hot tub and it shot him forward.
[19:04] <BadAshe> Seems like the easiest thing to do would just be ban him on sight. :V
[19:04] <Zyacham> His page sucks.
[19:04] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> man I'm staring at those fucking horsepill I gotta take
[19:04] * FallenAngel drums her fingers and debates rp
[19:05] <FallenAngel> You have a pill cutter?
[19:05] <@Wyxt> Hehe
[19:05] <Rothrick> If it's a fucking horsepill, do you have to take it up the ass?
[19:05] <@Wyxt> Dave I remember when he showed up in your channel on DM and Haar and I basically told him he was wasting his time.
[19:05] <Ravynetti`Tivaurd> I think that'd be easier than swallowing this fucker
[19:05] <MisterDre> It's the other type of suppository.
[19:05] <@HeySeuss> Anyway, apparently Imperia has sent a few people to buzz us and be dicks.
[19:05] <@Wyxt> "How do you know me?!"
[19:05] <@HeySeuss> Next time they do it, I'm gonna get in Zarak's face and call him down for a hypocrite.
[19:05] <Rothrick> Zarak would always come into the other OTI OOC and message me saying he was going to ask some questions
[19:05] * Rucio``` ponders creating a channel with the express goal of trolling Zarak
[19:06] <MisterDre> Wait a minute, phallitus-shaped medicinal delivery.
[19:06] <@HeySeuss> Which is why I emphasize that no one should go there.
[19:06] <@NotOnCue> lol
[19:06] <MisterDre> ...I think I may have an idea.
[19:06] <@NotOnCue> Drew
[19:06] <Rothrick> Then he just asks a bunch of really beat around the bush nonesense
[19:06] <Rucio```> Ian: ?
[19:06] <@Wyxt> Phallic what?
[19:06] <@HeySeuss> Rucio```: No. Don't. Because I want to fucking yell at him for being a hypocrite when he starts bitching that everyone's harassing him.
But hey, the good thing about Zarak's visit is that it does provide lulz...