Mine

<if condition="!(
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'login') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'register') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'usercp') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'private') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'subscription') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'payments') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'memberlist') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'online') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'member') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'profile') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'faq') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'newreply') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'editpost') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'newthread') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'search') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'calendar') OR
(THIS_SCRIPT == 'THIS_SCRIPT'))">
<!-- Right Column Code  -->
<table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td valign="top">
<table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
<tr>
<td valign="top">
<!-- End Right Column Code -->
<else />

</if>