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I got the idea first from reading wikipedia's info on myspace (my days can get pretty boring) and then found a code skeleton by this guy named <a href="http://myspace.com/d0401">Derek</a>. I edited the markup by hand in emacs, which is an advanced text editor (emacs!=notepad). My goal is to morph this even further in the weeks and months to come.</p><p>I am 22 years old, going on 4. I don't put too much stock into my birthday because I've been told (and I have found thorugh experience) that a person's birthday is the most selfish day of their year (it would be wise to not tell that idea to the mother of a young child unless you want to start an argument.) </p><p>I am currently unemployed, but am hoping to get further into web design. I also have aspirations of getting Linux+ Certified. I own 6 computers (an old server, 3 desktops, 2 laptops), 2 PDA's, and various other gadgets. If my living conditions change (hopefully soon enough), allowing me a room with more physical space and more electric power capacity, I will be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_cluster">clustering</a> the desktops with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux">Linux</a>, giving me apporoximately 4.2ghz of cpu speed (across three cores) and more than 3 gigs of ram. Of course i'll be working by then, so I could always just buy a new box at that time, but that wouldn't be as fun.</p><p>As i'm writing this I am listening to part of John Coltrane's 6-CD collaboration with Miles Davis. I can also be caught listening to Diana Krall, David Bowie, Louis Smith, Heart, Squarepusher, Yuji Ohno Trio, Jon Rauhouse, Chet Baker, Elvis Costello, and Nat Adderley. I rarely listen to the radio, and when I do it has usually been turned on by someone else.</p><p>If you didn't already know, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and I don't smoke. This is because of a natural, progessive and fatal physical allergy to such substances. Message me privately if you need to know more. </p><p>Special notice: If you send me a friend request, and your profile maxes out my processor (2.4 ghz) or crashes my browser, I will not add you. Having vertical image marquees or a video that plays automatically is not a plus! End of story! Anyone else is very welcome to send me a request. Of course, one of the biggest insults one could give someone else is not to deny their friend request, but rather to remove their friendship status on myspace. So, the above notice doesn't apply to those already befirended by me. </p><p><div class="bbbox">Google talk: protected.by.smith.and.wilson</div></p><div class="googletalk interests"><h2>Google<span>Talk</span>: protected.by.smith.and.wilson</h2>(it's a sobriety thing...) AIM screen name is available upon request.</div><div class="general interests"><h2>Some<span>Maxims</span>...</h2>It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.<br><br>Situations I fear are rarely as bad as the fear itself.<br><br>People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the hugewaves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vastcompass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet theypass by themselves without wondering.<br><br>Any fool can try to defend his mistakes--and most foolsdo--but it gives one a feeling of nobility to admit one's mistakes. Byfighting, you never get enough, but by yielding, you get more than youexpected.<br><br>You cannot think your way into sober living. You live your way into sober thinking.<br><br>The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation.<br><br>from a green card:<br>You can't blame any one but yourself if you stumble twice over the same stone.<br>Have the moral stamina to stand firmly for right, truth and justice.<br>Acquire the habit of being faithful to friendships and responsibilities.<br>The greatest pleasure in life is to do a good turn in secret and have it discovered by accident.<br></div><div class="music interests"><h2>Musical<span>Interests</span></h2>Coltrane, Louis Smith, Diana Krall, Bowie, Heart, Squarepusher, Yuji Ohno Trio, Jon Rauhouse, Elvis Costello, Beastie Boys, Miles Davis, Nat Adderley</div><div class="movies interests"><h2>Movies</h2>Kill Bill 1 and 2, Resivoir Dogs, Bread and Chocolate, Clerks, O Brother Where Art Thou, March Of The Penguins (kicked ASS!)</div><div class="tv interests"><h2>Television</h2>Conan O'Brien, Adult Swim</div><div class="books interests"><h2>Literature</h2>My favorite book can be summed up as: "Alcohol gave me the wings to fly and eventually took away the sky."</div><div class="heroes interests"><h2>Role<span>Models</span></h2>A circa-depression stock broker named Bill, and his friend Bob. Harry Whittington.</div></p></blockquote><br><br> <div> <div class="neptune"><table align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="200"><tbody><tr><td style="background-color: rgb(102, 204, 255);" align="center"><font style="font-size: 14pt;" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><b><span class="blackblacktexttext">You Are From Neptune</span></b></font></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/neptune.jpg"><br><span class="blackblacktexttext">You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.</span></td></tr></tbody></table><center><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/planetquiz.html">What Planet Are You From?</a></center> </div> <br> <div class="slackware"><img src="http://www.slackware.com/~msimons/slackware/grfx/shared/dobbslack1.jpg"><br>You are Slackware! You live by the maxim "form follows function". You don't need anything to hold your hand, you just get the job done with elegant simplicity.<br><br><a title="Take this quiz at Quizilla" href="http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=57&url=http://quizilla.com/users/thetwitchy/quizzes/Which%20Linux%20distribution%20are%20you%3F"> Which Linux distribution are you?</a><br> <font size="-2">brought to you by <a title="Quiz, Horoscope, Flash Games, Poems - Quizilla!" href="http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=56&url=http://www.quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font> </div> <div class="eq"><table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='font-size: 14pt;'><strong>Your EQ is 153</strong></font></td></tr><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatsyoureqquiz/emotions.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center>50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!<br />51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.<br />71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.<br />91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.<br />111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.<br />131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.<br />150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.</td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyoureqquiz/">What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?</a></div> </div></center> </div> <p></p> <div class="commentbox"> <form method="post" action="http://comments.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.ConfirmComment"> <input name="friendID" value="42917529" type="hidden"> <textarea name="f_comments" class="comment_textarea" cols="" rows="8">To post a comment, delete all the text in this box, type your comment, and then click "submit".</textarea> <p><input src="http://jadoba.net/myspace/dived/submit.jpg" alt="Submit" value="Post" type="image"> Leave a comment or <a href="http://comments.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.homeComments&friendID=42917529" title="View comment archive">View All</a></p> </form> </div> </div> <div class="links"> <h1 class="name">Jim</h1> <p><font class="overlap">friends<br><span> list</span></font><br></p> <ul> <li>In no particular order:</li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/janaysworld" title="Pussy Kitten">Janay</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/jasonbass" title="Fellow ITer">Jason</a></li> <li><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26241111" title="My Neice">Sara</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/luculent" title="Brother">Fred</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/375793" title="... Licks Hairy Balls">Johnny Neutrino</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/notmarybeth" title="Putrid Little Girl">Mary Beth</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/muchella" title="Bossy lady">Mimi</a></li> <li><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40313858" title="Future Sister-in-law">Sarah</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/mgiannone" title="Aint nothin but a G thang">Matt</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/60525484" title="Quite a character">Laura</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/webbdfoot" title="This guy reminds me too much of myself">Mike</a></li> <li><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35858061" title="Yes, like the elves!">Keebs</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/96667088" title="My new Linux Pidgeon">Joshua</a></li> <li><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34659581" title="This used to say Super Milf, but she got married, so now she's just Super...">Lisa</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/fish19" title="Matt's girl">Beth</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/12194576" title="*shrug*">Kate</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/durda5" title="The New Chiq on the Block">Georgia</a></li> <li><span class="friends"><a href="http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewfriends&friendID=42917529">Click here to view the rest of my friends.</a></span></li> </ul> <p><font class="overlap">my<br><span> links</span></font><br></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://jadoba.net/" title="Shameless personal website plug goes here...">Jadoba.net</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_reference.asp" title="All you need to know about...">CSS Reference</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.gimp.org/" title="GNU Image Manipulation Program">The GIMP</a></li> <li><a href="http://phillylinux.org/" title="Philly LUG">PLUG</a></li> <li><a href="http://slashdot.org/" title="http:///..org">slashdot</a></li> <li><a href="http://5thirtyone.com/archives/376" title="Code skeleton by Derek">Original by Derek</a></li> </ul> <p><font class="overlap">myspace<br><span> stuff</span></font></p> <ul><li><a href="http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.message&friendID=42917529" title="Send me a message">Message</a></li><li><a href="http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addfriend_verify&friendID=42917529" title="Add me as a friend">Befriend</a></li><li><a href="http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.addToFavorite&friendID=42917529&public=0" title="Add me to your favorites list">Favorite</a></li><li><a href="http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.addtogroup&friendID=983757" title="Invite me to your group">Invite</a></li><li><a href="http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.forward&friendID=42917529&f=forwardprofile" title="Tell others about me">Forward</a></li><li><a href="#http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=block.blockUser&userID=42917529">Block</a></li><li><a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=42917529" title="Picky">My pics</a></li><li><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.showvids&friendID=42917529" title="Youtube is better...">My videos</a></li><li><a href="http://blog.myspace.com/windowssucks" title="Read my blog">My Blog</a></li><li><a href="http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.myGroups&UserId=42917529" title="View my groups">My groups</a></li> </ul> <p><font class="overlap">navigate<br><span> myspace</span></font><br></p> <ul><li><a href="http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user" title="Return Home">Home</a></li><li><a href="http://browseusers.myspace.com/browse/browse.aspx?" title="Browse MySpace members">Browse</a></li><li><a href="http://search.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=find" title="Search for users">Search</a></li><li><a href="http://invite.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite" title="Invite to group">Invite</a></li><li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=film" title="MySpace films">Film</a></li><li><a href="http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.inbox" title="Check MySpace mail">Mail</a></li><li><a href="http://favorites.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.favorites" title="View your favorites">Favorites</a></li><li><a href="http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.categories" title="Visit the forums">Forum</a></li><li><a href="http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.categories" title="Visit groups">Groups</a></li><li><a href="http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events" title="View events">Events</a></li><li><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home" title="View videos">Videos</a></li><li><a href="http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music" title="Listen to music">Music</a></li><li><a href="http://classifieds.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=classifieds" title="View local listings">Classifieds</a></li> </ul> </div> <br class="clear"> </div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div>