[00:00:02] <Phrea> globalmixmaster_: you pay by the MB or so?[00:00:19] <bazhang> globalmixmaster_, you really want to defend Vista?[00:00:33] <globalmixmaster_> Phrea: no, am on broadband, but there is bandwidth cost[00:00:47] <Phrea> globalmixmaster_: your isp must suck[00:00:58] <globalmixmaster_> i rememeber on Mandriva, i would download at least 50mb everyday[00:01:07] <globalmixmaster_> just for patches and updates[00:01:56] <bazhang> globalmixmaster_, that sounds highly improbable[00:02:11] <globalmixmaster_> Phrea: am on a 512kbps modem, so yes, its sucks a lot[00:03:30] <globalmixmaster_> screennameless: dude, am a web developer, and i have no problem with that, as for IE6, its already dead[00:04:08] <Phrea> globalmixmaster_: you wish it was :p[00:04:16] <screennameless> globalmixmaster_, well, even then, Microsoft tends to make up their own standards[00:05:21] <globalmixmaster_> jimisrvrox: yam windows NT core is more modulable now[16:11:44] <mc44> like globalmixmaster![03:50:17] *** neeedhelp is now known as mahen23[03:50:17] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[03:50:20] <globalmixmaster_> hello[03:54:14] <globalmixmaster_> magicianlord: i've created a tool that you can use to benchmark your computer[03:54:37] <globalmixmaster_> on my dual core, it ezecutes in 196secs[04:05:54] <globalmixmaster_> did you know that the name Yakko from the animaniacs is just the forename of Yakov Smirnoff[04:06:20] <magicianlord> globalmixmaster_: do you prefer a non-rolling release for any reason?[04:07:30] <globalmixmaster_> performance is just a point of view, only a benchmark software can tell you how fast your computer is[04:14:05] <globalmixmaster_> did you guys see they are now going to use Atom processors on Desktop computers[04:14:15] <globalmixmaster_> man that will be slower than Celeron[04:14:26] <globalmixmaster_> Thorgr: hello[04:14:34] <Thorgr> Hi, globalmixmaster_.[04:14:42] <magicianlord> they already do it, globalmixmaster_[04:15:18] <globalmixmaster_> magicianlord: an not talking about Netbook computers[04:15:25] <globalmixmaster_> but big Desktop computers[04:15:34] <globalmixmaster_> the one you put on a table[04:21:04] <globalmixmaster_> LjL: eum, did the computer guy?[04:21:16] <LjL> globalmixmaster_: what?[04:21:33] <globalmixmaster_> LjL: did the computer die?[04:21:44] <LjL> globalmixmaster_: well it certainly powered off[04:23:37] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: NOOOOOOO@[04:28:33] <globalmixmaster_> i've got 196secs on my Quadcore running linux: http://pastebin.com/ht6RbwjT[04:30:51] <globalmixmaster_> how much you got?[04:37:51] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-21.telecomplus.net) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[05:43:32] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-186.telecomplus.net)[05:43:33] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[05:43:33] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[05:43:33] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-186.telecomplus.net)[05:44:43] * badipod looks at globalmixmaster_[06:04:06] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-186.telecomplus.net)[06:04:25] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-186.telecomplus.net)[04:10:30] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-186.telecomplus.net)[04:10:30] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[04:10:30] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[04:10:34] <globalmixmaster_> hello all[04:10:53] <globalmixmaster_> LjL: orly?[04:11:18] <globalmixmaster_> Hey Amerika is performing well #worldcup[04:13:51] <globalmixmaster_> is it me or am i invisible?[04:13:58] <SmartViking> globalmixmaster_: It is you xD[04:14:50] <globalmixmaster_> i get the feeling LjL put me in his ignore list :([04:15:21] <LjL> globalmixmaster_: i don't have an ignore list[04:15:50] <globalmixmaster_> SmartViking: are you from india?[04:15:56] <SmartViking> globalmixmaster_: Nopez[04:16:39] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: No, my learned friend SmartViking is from the great nation of Norway, while this one (myself) is from the underdeveloped, shameless and dirty nation, India.[04:17:20] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: India FTW!!!! High fives[04:17:52] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Lol, what? Do you mean India is among the five greatest nations?[04:18:00] <globalmixmaster_> India = Bollywood, strong culture, good people, etc[04:18:22] <globalmixmaster_> Mauritius and India have very good diplomatic ties :)[04:18:56] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Ah, are you from Mauritius?[04:19:03] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: ya[04:19:23] <globalmixmaster_> we were occupied by British too[04:19:37] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Mauritius is great! A small island country, but a model, that small can be great too! I salute Mauritius, :)[04:20:27] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: I am a supporter of Le chateau de Reduit[04:20:40] <globalmixmaster_> but then they saw Diego Garcia as a more strategic place for their military base, so they give Mauritius our independance[04:21:32] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: you should visit the Apravasi Ghat too, this is where our indian ancestors came to mauritius[04:22:22] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Yes, there is a growing relation between Mauritius and India, :) As India is the 4th strongest nation, right behind USA, China and Russia, so India misuses its powers everywhere, but never fights our arch-enemy, weak Pakistan, :([04:23:18] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Sure, I'll try to visit. In India, in the Eastern portion, a few friends of mine are from Mauritius,[04:23:23] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: hmmm, eum we also ahve some good diplomatic ties with pakistan, so am neutral :P[04:24:59] <globalmixmaster_> my Favorite hindi movie and song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8m5V1IiTQ[04:25:51] <globalmixmaster_> Inqualaaab Zinadabaaad!!!!!![04:26:43] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Ah! The legend of Bhagat Singh! Great, my respect to you, as few people have heard of Bhagat Singh,[04:27:23] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: lol[04:28:49] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Well, you might like "Hum Hilli Dilli Jayenge" too, :)[04:29:11] * globalmixmaster_ locks topyli in his tsukuyomi[04:29:30] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: hmm, never heard of this one, is it new?[04:31:14] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: No, of old days, during Patriotic struggle of Indians.[04:31:49] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: lol, no, i mean the movie, is it new, cuz i've hever heard of it....[04:35:45] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Well, I meant the song, which is from the movie "Bose the forgotten hero", here is the link to the mp3: (It is an intensely patriotic song, against the British empire) http://banglamusicmp3.com/modules/mp3/music/Hindi/New%20Release/2005%20Songs/Netaji%20Subhas%20Chandra%20Bose%20-%20The%20Forgotten%20Hero/04%20-%20Hum%20Dilli%20Dilli%20Jaayenge.mp3[04:36:29] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: It means "We will go to Delhi, the Indian capital, and will defeat British. The India has risen now, and we will make a new India".[04:38:27] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-186.telecomplus.net) (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)[04:45:11] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.213)[04:45:11] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[04:45:11] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[04:45:18] <globalmixmaster_> stupid internets[04:46:30] <globalmixmaster_> tomorrow its Caturday!!! http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070929032639/uncyclopedia/images/e/e8/Caturday.jpg[04:47:26] <globalmixmaster_> LjL: no its not[04:47:42] <globalmixmaster_> who whatch Naruto here?[04:54:37] <globalmixmaster_> http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071115225922/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Funny-pictures-kitteh-captions-you.jpg[04:55:47] <globalmixmaster_> its just lolcats, am new to internet memes, so i enjoy them[04:56:02] <globalmixmaster_> i got internet at the age of 18[05:11:52] <globalmixmaster_> i created a new article, if you want some reads: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Perl6[05:26:27] <globalmixmaster_> Afrix: lol, yes you can say that[05:30:18] <globalmixmaster_> BluesKaj: hi[05:31:00] <BluesKaj> hey globalmixmaster_[05:31:36] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84s_TopLF9s[05:33:49] <BluesKaj> sorry globalmixmaster_ , not into trance stuff , can't you tell ? :)[05:34:33] <globalmixmaster_> ob bhues[05:34:36] <globalmixmaster_> blues[05:34:49] <globalmixmaster_> well am just a dj[05:35:05] <globalmixmaster_> mixing for #ubuntu-offtopic[05:36:52] <globalmixmaster_> oh wow[06:07:27] <globalmixmaster_> Everything that came from the earth goes back to the earth[06:08:28] <globalmixmaster_> where can i immigrate, am a php developer....[06:08:36] <ikanobori> globalmixmaster_: We don't want those.[06:08:43] <globalmixmaster_> or is it emigrate?[06:09:07] <LjL> globalmixmaster_: well you emigrate from your country and you immigrate into another.[06:11:57] <globalmixmaster_> lol comment on youtube: steve jobs use his right hand? when masterbate, that's why his against on lefty.. LOL[06:12:22] <LjL> globalmixmaster_: ...[06:12:27] <globalmixmaster_> lol banned FTW[06:12:59] <globalmixmaster_> x0x: you can install kde on any linux[06:13:07] <globalmixmaster_> apt-get KDE[06:13:13] <globalmixmaster_> or i can haz KDE[06:13:32] <globalmixmaster_> Mandriva: urpmi kde[06:13:41] <globalmixmaster_> Fedora: yum kde[06:13:51] <globalmixmaster_> mmmm yummy[06:15:52] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.213)[04:16:04] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.219.112)[04:16:04] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[04:16:04] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[04:16:18] <wasmahen> hi[04:16:23] <wasmahen> anyone from japan?[04:16:39] <wasmahen> LjL: lol what?[04:16:54] <LjL> wasmahen: oyahou[04:16:55] <wasmahen> bazhang: oh hi[04:17:06] <wasmahen> anyone from japan?[04:17:30] <LjL> wasmahen: おはよう[04:18:10] <wasmahen> damm, am planning to do some tourism in japan[04:18:12] <LjL> wasmahen: 私はイタリア人です[04:18:14] <wasmahen> its a grat country[04:18:23] <wasmahen> with rich culture[04:18:34] <wasmahen> but really expensive[04:19:42] <wasmahen> am saying japan is rich in culture, but their economy is expensive[04:20:52] <wasmahen> bazhang: no its not[04:21:15] <wasmahen> a hairut costs 7000 yen!!!![04:21:18] <bazhang> wasmahen, I live right next door; sure it is[04:22:16] <bazhang> wasmahen, I meet actual people from Japan all the time, their economy is in terrible condition[04:22:31] <wasmahen> bazhang: zhang sounds like china[04:22:46] <wasmahen> you know china and japan are enemies :([04:22:46] <LjL> wasmahen: close[04:23:02] <bazhang> wasmahen, that is nonsense[04:23:23] <bazhang> wasmahen, please try to deliver some facts[04:23:33] <wasmahen> bazhang: are you from china?[04:23:46] <bazhang> wasmahen, China and Japan are not enemies[04:24:30] <wasmahen> bazhang: yes they are enemies, in ww2, japs invade china[04:24:51] <bazhang> wasmahen, no they are not. please learn about the real world[04:26:24] <wasmahen> bazhang: dude they are enemies[04:26:38] <bazhang> wasmahen, whatever you wish to believe[04:27:00] <LjL> wasmahen, will you teach me a little about the history and politics of italy please?[04:27:13] <wasmahen> LjL: dunno much[04:27:20] <bazhang> wasmahen, rly[04:27:42] <wasmahen> badipod: READ!!!!!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Sino-Japanese_War[04:28:36] <LjL> you do realize wasmahen that virtually every country was at war with everybody else during WWII, and that doesn't necessarily make them enemies *now*, don't you?[04:30:20] <wasmahen> ya, those japs were making more enemies than allies,[04:30:34] <wasmahen> they attacked india, china, usa[04:30:38] <wasmahen> and whatever[04:30:44] <bazhang> wasmahen, the term japs is offensive[04:33:35] <wasmahen> is it true that people in greece are lazy?[04:39:09] * wasmahen is eating fish curry[04:40:08] <wasmahen> !botsnack[04:42:38] <wasmahen> the best way to find people from japan: http://my.opera.com/community/members/location/?location=Japan[04:42:52] <bazhang> wasmahen, best to way is to go there[04:46:33] <wasmahen> ok[04:46:44] <wasmahen> sent some messages to the japanese people[04:46:53] <wasmahen> lets wait for an answer[04:47:16] <wasmahen> but......can they be trusted[04:47:28] <LjL> wasmahen: you did what[04:47:30] <wasmahen> or will they steal all my belongings and kill me there?[04:47:32] <wasmahen> :([04:47:55] <bazhang> wasmahen, in Japan?[04:47:56] <wasmahen> badipod: lol why?[04:48:09] <bazhang> wasmahen, with samurai swords?[04:48:31] <wasmahen> i mean japan is 10 or 20 years in advance orver Mauritius[04:48:47] <wasmahen> can i even deal with that?[04:48:59] <LjL> wasmahen: i'm told that mauritius is the third world[04:49:35] <wasmahen> in Mauritius, programming in PHP oush you 10 years in the future![04:49:39] <wasmahen> push*[04:50:14] <wasmahen> also ubertaco[04:52:53] * wasmahen roasts some chicks[04:53:18] <canthus13> wasmahen: Ew. yuck.[04:53:23] <wasmahen> of course chickens[04:55:00] <wasmahen> have you watched that movie where the guys are lost in the foreest. They come at a campfire where some meat are being roasted. One of them eats, and later finds out, that the meat has the tatoo of one of their lost firends[04:55:03] <wasmahen> friends*[04:55:24] <wasmahen> yes, its a horror movie[04:55:58] <wasmahen> in the forrest, there live some cannibals[04:56:14] <wasmahen> deformed by industrial waste[04:56:45] <wasmahen> its forest[04:58:53] <wasmahen> who was born after 1985?[04:58:58] <LjL> wasmahen: you[04:59:04] <ompaul_> wasmahen: not I[04:59:09] * robinetd raises hand, then proceeds to slap wasmahen with said hand.[04:59:31] <wasmahen> bazhang: you? in 1985?[04:59:38] <bazhang> wasmahen, nope[04:59:53] <wasmahen> damm so you are all older than me?[05:00:00] <wasmahen> i feel left out....[05:03:18] <wasmahen> damm two months after i was born, 10,000 people died: May 25 ? Bangladesh is hit by a tropical cyclone and storm surge, which kills approximately 10,000 people.[05:03:32] <wasmahen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985[05:03:37] <ompaul_> wasmahen: you would have liked to be alive for that?[05:04:04] <wasmahen> ompaul_: nothing, ignore it[05:04:07] <ompaul_> wasmahen: people get murdered by each other - mother nature is not enough for some[05:04:43] <wasmahen> i have nothing to say, am going back in my coral[05:04:58] <ompaul_> wasmahen: coral is amazing enjoy it[05:05:35] <robinetd> wasmahen: What are you doing with coral?[05:20:04] *** Quits: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.219.112) (*.net *.split)[05:26:01] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.219.112)[06:22:16] <wasmahen> what did i miss?[06:23:52] <wasmahen> Spark and Ian and a special brand that mivienela ah net gear[06:24:06] <LjL> wasmahen, badipod: actually meant "e una Spark LAN, e una - aspetta che non mi viene la marca - ah sí, Netgear", try translating that[06:24:09] <robinetd> wasmahen: Fish from the indian sea should not know this.[06:24:22] * robinetd feeds wasmahen a treat.[06:24:34] * wasmahen noms[06:24:47] <wasmahen> Spark and a LAN, and - I can not expect the brand - ah yes, Netgear[06:24:56] <LjL> wasmahen: eww google[06:25:28] <badipod> Obvious translate was obvious, wasmahen[06:28:07] <wasmahen> 17:27[06:28:22] <robinetd> wasmahen: Where are you at, besides the indian sea?[06:29:24] <wasmahen> robinetd: Mauritius[06:30:24] <robinetd> wasmahen: So france.[06:32:35] <wasmahen> hi[06:54:53] <wasmahen> did RadeonIssue died?[07:05:55] <wasmahen> the bullets are in the closet[07:06:17] <bazhang> wasmahen, what?[07:11:55] <wasmahen> omg, quagmire's pickup lines are the best[07:17:48] <robinetd> wasmahen: giggity![07:18:46] <wasmahen> robinetd: you got it :P[07:19:23] <wasmahen> hey girl, if i were to rearrage the alphabet, i'll put you between you and i[07:20:12] <wasmahen> lol, yes[07:22:54] <wasmahen> its funny what a man can do for a woman, just to get access there....[07:25:51] * wasmahen is on Windows 7 now[07:28:19] <wasmahen> me three[07:33:40] * wasmahen is impatient to be a father[08:19:29] <wasmahen> you guys watched this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch_videos?more_url=%2Fmy_favorites&video_ids=KrfpnbGXL70%2C84s_TopLF9s%2CmN3z3eSVG7A%2CfNogfm7MsSY%2C5xxJCEJd3gU%2C7B2LPxggvqY%2CsHRpIbiYCHY%2CowXW8wEVFHc%2C2fCgYPLqCwo%2CpLE4vv4rPQA%2CcFGqo3Lj_hs%2C6R8opkoGsgw%2C0c8m5V1IiTQ%2CopTfPmN0YEM%2C2AAa0gd7ClM%2CAXeEGqMUguE%2CYI_f2a6eP8M%2CgLxgguMQtOQ%2CmViPUq2_5do%2CnQfjCqZEdIc&type=7&no_autoplay=1[08:19:31] <wasmahen> shit[08:19:47] <wasmahen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrfpnbGXL70[08:19:53] <wasmahen> sorry[08:20:04] <wasmahen> tried to copy directly from favorites[08:22:53] <wasmahen> what? you shurely in that html5 beta testing thing[08:25:23] <wasmahen> me too[08:25:31] <wasmahen> am a .net guy....lol[08:25:44] <wasmahen> well. i can code in anything[08:26:04] <wasmahen> so when am asked what language i code it, am confused[08:26:14] <wasmahen> bazhang: that is a dead language[08:26:41] <wasmahen> !dead[08:26:58] <bazhang> wasmahen, so that is a no, then[08:27:23] <wasmahen> yes, i cannot code in any of these languages[08:27:30] <wasmahen> except perhaps some basic[08:28:49] <wasmahen> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Avatar[08:35:36] <wasmahen> i did a benchmark script in perl to test the processing speed of computers[08:35:47] <wasmahen> on my Dual core. i got 196 secs[08:36:42] <wasmahen> http://pastebin.com/mGaqzH1L[08:43:44] <wasmahen> enjoy this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Screen_of_Death while i go play quake4, second time[09:26:46] <wasmahen> hmmm taste liek chicken[09:55:59] <wasmahen> this is an actual word: anticonstitutionnel[09:57:02] <wasmahen> ya, it means against the constitution[09:58:28] <wasmahen> i speak four languages[09:58:31] * wasmahen is proud[09:59:02] <wasmahen> language must be cultivated[10:17:38] <wasmahen> SpaceGhostC2C: hey hi[10:39:15] <wasmahen> to close windows: Alt+F4[10:41:48] <wasmahen> Austin25: an it worked?[10:42:29] <Austin25> wasmahen: You know what happened! I was pwned![10:44:14] <wasmahen> is it good to slack around?[11:06:05] <wasmahen> omg that song is beautiful....favorited[11:06:27] <wasmahen> 74......75.......lalalal[11:06:36] <Phrea> wasmahen: be sure to click the last link[11:07:17] <wasmahen> ya am on the last link[11:15:05] <wasmahen> 74....75....lalalala[11:17:27] <wasmahen> omg......i clicked without looking[11:19:49] <wasmahen> Phrea: am younger than you.....i think[11:20:05] <Phrea> wasmahen: more likely is that I could even be your father[11:20:32] <wasmahen> Phrea: yeah, i read that earlier[11:22:38] <wasmahen> today is record......i managed to stay online on #ubuntu-offtopic for more than 2hrs[11:22:54] <wasmahen> those who know me will understand[11:25:05] <wasmahen> Austin25: what are you on.....PC?[11:25:43] <wasmahen> alt-tab[11:27:03] <wasmahen> you can resize screen, god you are not in windows 7, you miss a lot[11:27:13] <wasmahen> i can watch a video and chat at the same time[11:28:26] <wasmahen> or is it sarcasm...[11:31:24] <wasmahen> lol,[11:34:29] <wasmahen> its 22:33 here, will be sunday in about 2 hours[11:37:21] <wasmahen> wikipedia: Soft or tender by reason of ripeness; having a tender pulp; as, a mellow apple[11:38:07] <wasmahen> i do not get it...[11:38:29] <Lydia`> wasmahen, Olivia Newton-John Song[11:41:36] <wasmahen> i do not get it......how can videos of Mondo media get 800K views....[11:42:37] <wasmahen> Phrea: that song gives me the creep[11:42:49] <wasmahen> !language | Lydia`[11:43:43] <wasmahen> !language | Phrea[11:43:56] <wasmahen> !language[11:46:11] <wasmahen> since we are all talking music[11:46:15] <wasmahen> this is my fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84s_TopLF9s[11:47:10] <wasmahen> yai know it will not please all[11:47:29] <wasmahen> IdleOne: it is.....:([11:47:45] <wasmahen> is to :([11:48:16] <IdleOne> wasmahen: is not[11:48:36] <wasmahen> look how they enjoy it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOGlZGbf67Q[11:50:08] * wasmahen dances around on the music[11:51:09] <FTMichael> wasmahen: To the music, not on the music.[11:51:34] <IdleOne> wasmahen: I can loop sound bites also[11:52:21] <wasmahen> console.writeline("hello world");[11:54:16] <wasmahen> hmmm, strange, a lot of people seem to loging at this time of the day...[11:55:44] <wasmahen> PlainFlavored: dude perl6 is the future[11:56:05] <ompaul> wasmahen: so says you and larry wall :)[11:59:10] <wasmahen> well F# code looks the worse[11:59:27] <wasmahen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_Sharp_(programming_language)[11:59:45] <wasmahen> | 0 -> 1[11:59:46] <wasmahen> | _ -> n * factorial (n - 1)[11:59:51] <wasmahen> look at this[12:00:06] * ompaul offers wasmahen a course in the language "whitespace"[12:00:41] <wasmahen> Roasted: i own 2, no problem at all[12:00:56] <wasmahen> 1 Sata and 1 IDE[12:01:04] <ompaul> wasmahen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_%28programming_language%29[12:02:00] <wasmahen> ompaul: omg, that is a programming language?[12:02:20] <ompaul> wasmahen: yes[12:02:53] <ompaul> wasmahen: and it is functionally complete[12:05:33] <wasmahen> evilGUI: left 4 dead?[12:06:13] <evilGUI> wasmahen: Yeah[12:06:17] <wasmahen> Phrea: thats a good one[12:07:04] * wasmahen plays quake4 day and night[12:08:16] <wasmahen> evilGUI: the other day i saw L4D 1 selling at 1.5314 USD[12:08:42] <wasmahen> in Mauritius[12:08:53] <wasmahen> which is 50 rupees here[12:09:56] <wasmahen> its cracked version..... :([12:11:02] <wasmahen> its sunday in 50 mins here[12:15:11] <wasmahen> lol did you know that when photography was first invented, it took 3 months to develop 1 photo[12:15:52] <ompaul> wasmahen: I do now[12:18:12] <wasmahen> babies can talk as from 6 months?[12:18:59] <ompaul> wasmahen: depends on the word - they may not be able to contextualise it but could say things that are disernable[12:19:28] <wasmahen> like dada....[12:20:06] <wasmahen> i never knew my first word[12:20:29] <ompaul> wasmahen: I am sure you have used it many times in your life[12:23:24] <wasmahen> if everyone is going into the computer sector, who is going to feed the cows?[12:25:21] <wasmahen> MichealH: and you are 13, am imprssed[12:25:50] <wasmahen> android: talking of perl, i made a benchmark program in perl.....wanna test it?[12:25:50] <MichealH> wasmahen, Thanks :D[12:26:14] <wasmahen> http://pastebin.com/NN1NqUfj[12:27:27] <wasmahen> android: show me the code.....[12:28:00] <wasmahen> PHP FTW[12:28:39] <android> wasmahen: its the freenode gms - join #freenode-gms - the topic has instructions[12:30:41] <wasmahen> Force unleashed FTW[12:30:48] <wasmahen> am so getting this game on pc[12:47:23] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.219.112)[00:01:01] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.199)[00:01:01] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[00:01:01] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[00:01:48] <wasmahen> oh hi rww[00:03:17] * wasmahen clicks on any links he finds[00:03:38] <wasmahen> Type-O: looks like a gtk ide[00:04:12] <wasmahen> Type-O: C++?[00:04:46] <wasmahen> oh python[00:05:05] <wasmahen> so you are building a genesis emulator?[00:11:29] <wasmahen> c++ would have been better[00:14:54] <wasmahen> oh ok then[00:15:44] <wasmahen> extor: probably suffering from an illness :([00:17:35] <wasmahen> man they are having such good times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOGlZGbf67Q[00:31:16] <wasmahen> rww: orly?[00:31:38] <wasmahen> everything in paypal is electronic[00:31:49] <wasmahen> there is no physical interaction[00:31:58] <wasmahen> mc44: lol yes[00:32:29] <wasmahen> the other day i got pwned bu godaddy for 440 usd[00:32:51] <wasmahen> thanks to paypal, i got back my 440usd in three days[00:33:21] <wasmahen> i "bursted" their bandwidth....[00:33:44] <wasmahen> i was just downloadind demos on their servers :([00:33:50] <Type-O> wasmahen, not bad, but I prefer premium quality pwnage. So I bought an iphone 4[00:34:17] <wasmahen> Type-O: man you got the ip4? lucky[00:35:13] <wasmahen> i wonder what will godaddy do when they find out am not gonna pay themm.....[00:35:26] <mc44> wasmahen: probably sue you?[00:35:29] <rww> wasmahen: block your account, probably[00:35:40] <wasmahen> rww: am leaving them[00:35:50] <wasmahen> mc44: man sue me for 440usd....[00:36:20] <wasmahen> mc44: am not in their jurisdiction...[00:37:42] * wasmahen is waiting for the link to appear....[00:39:20] <wasmahen> lol, makes me remember this video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923420[01:01:34] * wasmahen goes to watch family guy[01:23:20] <wasmahen> omg Stewie is playing the banjo.....and plays well[01:30:11] <wasmahen> googleples is the area51 of the nerds[01:30:19] <wasmahen> googleplex[01:36:29] <wasmahen> mc44: they must be the easy type girls[01:37:07] * wasmahen puts on a shirt with a wolf on it...[01:38:34] <wasmahen> have you guys eaten fried noodles?[01:38:47] <wasmahen> its a chinese food[01:39:09] <wasmahen> http://www.google.mu/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=mine+frite&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8[02:47:08] <wasmahen> stupid Foxzilla[02:55:14] <wasmahen> ikanobori: because it sounds like the same of a robot like C3PO[02:55:51] <wasmahen> oh yeah: news.google.com: Violence, vandalism rock G-20 protests[02:57:24] <wasmahen> ikanobori: are you going to rock the G20 too?[02:58:18] <wasmahen> protests and vandalism is part of these G## meetings[02:58:41] <wasmahen> they would not be called G20 is there were no protests....[04:02:48] <wasmahen> SpaceGhostC2C: hey hi[04:04:56] <wasmahen> hi[04:05:11] <x0x> wasmahen: sup ?[04:05:57] <wasmahen> x0x: the roof[04:06:14] <x0x> wasmahen: what do you do ?[04:06:44] <wasmahen> lol what do you mean what i do, am relaxing in the #ubuntu-offtopic lounge[04:06:53] <wasmahen> tomorrow going to work[04:07:15] <x0x> wasmahen: are you sys admin ?[04:07:30] <wasmahen> no web developer[04:11:07] <wasmahen> when am not at work, am wasmahen but at work, am globalmixmaster[04:11:19] <wasmahen> maybe i should switch sides....[04:11:57] <BOF-Jungle> wasmahen: how many gf you have ?[04:12:21] <wasmahen> lol wat, none, am just a computer nerd[04:13:11] <wasmahen> BOF-Jungle: so why lose your time here, go make out...[04:14:15] <wasmahen> isn't that neutrinos......[04:14:37] <wasmahen> there was a troll yesterday[04:14:53] <wasmahen> i think they all pwned him to hell[04:15:36] <wasmahen> he was just complaning how all hardware works with windows and not ubuntu[04:15:53] <wasmahen> so that all came together and made him remember his mother[04:15:56] <wasmahen> and he left[04:16:30] <wasmahen> i was just observing, and let the professional do their work[04:18:16] <BOF-Jungle> wasmahen: some ppl are made by god to annoy innocent user :([04:20:35] <BOF-Jungle> wasmahen: are you window usere ?[04:21:01] <wasmahen> am on windows 7 yes, but i keep it low[04:21:14] <wasmahen> and usually talk more linux than window[04:21:27] <wasmahen> i was more a linux geek than windows before[04:21:58] <wasmahen> long ago, i was compiling my own kernel. it was 2.2.16 i think[04:22:09] <wasmahen> just to tell you how geek i was[04:22:22] <wasmahen> now, my new jobs force me to work with windows[04:22:43] <wasmahen> just to be in the "hood" if you know what i mean?[04:23:48] <wasmahen> do0ob: what?[04:24:20] <do0ob> wasmahen: just wondering what happens when it gets so hot[04:24:38] <wasmahen> there was a lady yesterday, so lets keep it friendly, so more can come :P[04:25:33] <wasmahen> well we just come in the morning, sat in front of the computer, and code till the sun goes down[04:25:34] <rww> wasmahen: yesterday, today, and most of the time, actually, but I don't think the dudes want to hear about do0ob's overalls either[04:25:57] <wasmahen> rww: true[04:31:27] <wasmahen> Type-O: on a sunday?[04:32:28] <wasmahen> well, i could not come to work on Monday then, am sick[04:34:10] <wasmahen> i get no hulu in the hole where i am[04:35:28] * wasmahen stabs Type-O in the heart[04:36:01] * wasmahen mourns[04:37:28] * jussi grabs wasmahen and ties him to a pc so he can code the gms...[04:37:50] <wasmahen> jussi: dude am looking into it[04:37:56] <jussi> wasmahen: :)[04:44:23] <wasmahen> i need no CV or resume, i just tell them i code in this: http://www.sencha.com/[04:44:29] <wasmahen> and they are amazed[05:15:18] <wasmahen> SmartViking: how i renice my perl process?[05:15:41] <wasmahen> SmartViking: so that it has more prirority over the processor[05:16:27] <SmartViking> wasmahen: "if for priority = high" duh[05:16:45] <wasmahen> what, you lose[05:17:13] * wasmahen brain's explode....[05:17:43] <cntrational> wasmahen: your brain has a explode?[05:17:55] <wasmahen> SmartViking: dude this is serious, i want to renice the perl process so that it executes my code in less than 196secs[05:18:31] <SmartViking> wasmahen: Some of my answers are very classified, and i can't share them :/[05:18:52] <wasmahen> SmartViking: i would tell you something, but i would get !language[05:19:21] <SmartViking> wasmahen: !language[05:20:38] <ompaul> wasmahen: http://www.linux.com/archive/feed/58638[05:22:03] <wasmahen> SmartViking: why is life so difficult?[05:22:10] * wasmahen sounds like an emo[05:22:20] <SmartViking> wasmahen: Because people are so stupid[05:22:21] <ompaul> wasmahen: read night train to lisbon and understand how to live ;-)[05:24:38] <wasmahen> dev/null FTW[05:25:27] <wasmahen> SmartViking: if donkeys are color blind, how come they can recognise their mother among many other donkeys?[05:25:47] <SmartViking> wasmahen: Have you ever watched a black white movie?[05:25:59] <badipod> wasmahen: Could you pick out your mother in a black and white photo?[05:26:39] <wasmahen> SmartViking: if birds can fly, how come they are still hungry?[05:27:08] <SmartViking> wasmahen: Because they use energy on their flying[05:27:09] <wasmahen> SmartViking: if water always flow in one direction. how come ther is still no water in some places[05:27:37] <badipod> wasmahen asks silly questions. :([05:27:47] <SmartViking> wasmahen: Water does not only flow in one direction[05:29:22] <wasmahen> damm i knew i should have dyed my hair....[05:31:35] <wasmahen> i tried to DDoS SmartViking with silly questions, but you guys did not like it :([05:32:52] <wasmahen> damm, i have a date, and i have 5 days to prepar myself...[05:33:33] * wasmahen walks[05:39:07] <wasmahen> not me[05:39:33] * wasmahen quits before SmartViking talks of 2012[05:39:49] <SmartViking> wasmahen: 2012 is bShit[05:45:23] <wasmahen> SmartViking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84s_TopLF9s[05:45:51] <wasmahen> ompaul: thats my link :([05:47:47] <wasmahen> kitty gets slapped: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc[05:48:15] <ubutom_> wasmahen, no wonder, stupid hat![05:49:15] <wasmahen> ubutom_: ya, most animals are like that[05:49:50] <wasmahen> notice that the hat......does get off the head of the kitty......so its a win[05:50:15] <ubutom_> hehe, yeah, cat kung-fu on the spot wasmahen[05:51:47] * wasmahen never owned a pet cat :([05:52:18] <ubutom_> wasmahen, me neither, though I want some ;D[05:53:49] <wasmahen> have you guys seen this video where the cat is like......well watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw[05:55:24] <wasmahen> i like quake4[05:55:48] <wasmahen> the Strogg go all: KENYAAAAAAAA[05:57:12] <wasmahen> robinetd: you do not use.........cheats?[05:57:17] <robinetd> wasmahen: No.[05:57:42] <robinetd> wasmahen: Cheats are put in the game by developers that think you aren't good enough to beat their game without some help.[05:58:32] <wasmahen> robinetd: well i cannot beat the game, without some 'help'[06:00:37] * wasmahen goes to watch more family guy[06:12:08] <wasmahen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFuLa0yAvoc[06:12:13] <wasmahen> everybody dance![06:15:41] <wasmahen> ubutom_: what country you from?[06:49:59] <wasmahen> place your bets, England or Germany?[06:53:40] <IdleOne> wasmahen: England 2-0 final score[11:29:25] <wasmahen> ps -A | grep vi[11:29:54] * wasmahen remembers his overkill commands[11:30:23] <ompaul> wasmahen: that is a bad idea -- mostly because you leave a swap file there and then you confuse the person who is there - your kind of help isn't[11:30:52] <wasmahen> ompaul: thats why i said its overkill, used only in extreme cases[11:31:09] <ompaul> wasmahen: extreme with vi .................................................................... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[11:31:37] <wasmahen> even i sometimes find it difficult to exit vi[11:37:51] <wasmahen> lol Will robinson[11:37:59] <wasmahen> its from the lost in space movie[11:40:00] <wasmahen> ok question, there is a last pizza on the table, who eats it, the boy or his gf?[11:40:24] <wasmahen> pizza dude[11:40:39] <wasmahen> boy pays for the whole meal[11:40:52] <wasmahen> Soleilevant: bonsoir[11:41:10] <wasmahen> Fordyy: thanks[11:43:59] <wasmahen> Soleilevant: oui[11:45:58] <wasmahen> http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Whoa,-Batman!.aspx[11:46:02] <wasmahen> lol batman error[11:48:46] <BluesKaj> wasmahen, so what is the primary language spoken on maut=ritius , creole - french as stated in the wiki ?[11:49:15] <Random833> wasmahen: lol - state: Other, Texas[11:49:17] <wasmahen> BluesKaj: its creole[11:49:31] <wasmahen> second is french[11:49:36] <wasmahen> last is english[11:49:58] <wasmahen> bhojpuri also come second, but its dying....[11:50:41] <wasmahen> i can speak 4 languages infact[11:50:52] <wasmahen> creole, english, french and hindi[11:51:03] <wasmahen> all of which are learnt in school[11:51:25] <wasmahen> am learning some japanese now, am visiting soon.....[11:52:03] <wasmahen> you heard about that girl you got paid to stay at home......doing nothing[11:52:36] <wasmahen> http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Benched.aspx[11:52:52] <wasmahen> and for one whole year[11:54:17] <wasmahen> BluesKaj: oh i thought the kaj part was india....[12:03:00] <wasmahen> hmm, just to tell you all, a guy is selling hosting + domain names for 15USD[12:03:08] <wasmahen> per year[12:04:36] <oCean_> wasmahen: you get what you pay for[12:05:07] <wasmahen> oCean_: hmm, i dunno, he just a friend of mine, am sure its shared hosting though[12:05:58] <wasmahen> oh cute: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4kwltPjge1qzlqqfo1_500.jpg[12:12:29] <wasmahen> apple you are holding it wrong: http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/25/hey-apple-youre-holding-it-wrong/[12:13:02] <ompaul> wasmahen: very old news :)[12:13:04] <Random833> wasmahen: what's this about?[12:13:32] <wasmahen> ompaul: old by hours or days?[12:15:23] <wasmahen> Random833: yes[12:15:46] <wasmahen> but in the apple commecials, they are clearly holding it the wrong way[12:17:44] <wasmahen> lol bacon wins[12:20:33] <wasmahen> man is that keanu reeves? http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Baseball-Keanu-Reeves-Fail-Fork-Party.jpg[12:26:48] <wasmahen> and before i go[12:26:57] <wasmahen> a cat that refuses kisses :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gPWsgh6QU&feature=player_embedded[12:27:01] <wasmahen> goodnite[12:27:11] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.199)[23:24:08] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-69.telecomplus.net)[23:24:08] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[23:24:08] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[23:24:17] <globalmixmaster_> hi all[23:31:46] <globalmixmaster_> hmmmm dark chocolates.....[23:36:57] <globalmixmaster_> Are the english out yet?[23:38:59] <globalmixmaster_> Netsplit FTW!!![23:39:43] <globalmixmaster_> i once had the idea to pick up street children and make them work in click farms[23:39:52] <globalmixmaster_> of course they are paid for it[23:39:58] <jussi> globalmixmaster_: going too far...[23:40:16] <globalmixmaster_> am just saying...[23:40:34] <globalmixmaster_> in any case, none of you got any pancake mix[23:40:40] <globalmixmaster_> since we are all foreign[23:51:44] <globalmixmaster_> my vista really, really, really[23:51:50] <globalmixmaster_> really relly[23:51:56] <globalmixmaster_> need a format[00:39:18] <globalmixmaster_> Reallycool: man thats ReallyCool[00:41:41] <globalmixmaster_> technically, i can setup a twitter accout that will tweet only soviet reversal jokes......will you read them?[01:07:15] <globalmixmaster_> of the 35 prisoners escaped, only 5 have been arrested :([01:08:59] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: Mauritius[01:12:05] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: how you know the conditions of Mauritian prisons?[01:15:04] <HardDisk> globalmixmaster_, I don't think it takes much to imagine.[01:36:26] <globalmixmaster_> rww: qc strip?[01:37:49] * globalmixmaster_ googles[01:41:37] <globalmixmaster_> rww: count sheeps[01:42:25] <globalmixmaster_> i believe that till your mind is concentrated on something, you will never sleep, shutdown everything[01:43:09] <rww> globalmixmaster_ is President Madagascar?[01:43:47] <globalmixmaster_> rww: what?[01:45:15] * rww fails globalmixmaster_ from Internet Memes 201[01:46:47] * globalmixmaster_ hallicunates about programming[01:50:41] <globalmixmaster_> rww: say that agiain? rot13?[01:50:47] <rww> globalmixmaster_: yes[01:51:02] <globalmixmaster_> rww: what is rot13?[01:55:08] <globalmixmaster_> tybonyzvkznfgre.pbz[01:56:15] <globalmixmaster_> you guys got any picture[01:56:23] <globalmixmaster_> of the england vs germany match[01:56:30] <globalmixmaster_> i can tag my friends in?[01:57:46] <globalmixmaster_> rww: Buddhism alone does not use OM, its part of hinduism[01:57:52] <rww> globalmixmaster_: I am aware[01:58:10] <globalmixmaster_> in fact before any prayers, we use OM[02:05:33] <globalmixmaster_> therorically if you travel in time, you will not be in the past[02:05:44] <globalmixmaster_> but in another dimension[02:05:57] <globalmixmaster_> where perhaps the planet earth does not exist[02:06:46] <globalmixmaster_> rww yes, theory of Einstein...[02:06:57] <globalmixmaster_> Theory or Relativity[02:07:34] <rww> globalmixmaster_: please cite the part of the special or general theories of relativity that discuss alternate dimensions[02:08:04] <globalmixmaster_> quote: Relativity of simultaneity: Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are in relative motion.[02:08:31] <globalmixmaster_> when the observer goes back in time, he is another observer[02:09:34] <globalmixmaster_> dude i saw a documentary on that[02:09:47] <globalmixmaster_> if time travel was the case[02:09:58] <globalmixmaster_> somone from the future would hve done it[02:12:55] <globalmixmaster_> Some interpretations of time travel also suggest that an attempt to travel backwards in time might take one to a parallel universe whose history would begin to diverge from the traveler's original history after the moment the traveler arrived in the past.[02:18:48] <globalmixmaster_> man that is a great read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox[02:19:20] <cwillu> globalmixmaster_, no, this is a great read: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality[02:19:56] <globalmixmaster_> cwillu: dude Harry potter is fiction and for kids with no life[02:20:13] <cwillu> globalmixmaster_, you should read that, it'll do you some good[02:20:43] <cwillu> globalmixmaster_, I'd give you the source material, but I'm not sure you're ready for it[02:27:33] <globalmixmaster_> omg, according to fermi paradox: If two civilizations are separated by several thousand light years, it is very possible that one or both cultures may become extinct before meaningful dialogue can be established.[02:27:44] <globalmixmaster_> damm[02:27:54] <rww> globalmixmaster_: this is non-obvious?[02:28:19] <globalmixmaster_> this means that they were there, but the time it would[03:06:41] <globalmixmaster_> coolbhavi: hello can i pm you?[03:07:16] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Hello again, friend, :) Hope the climate is well there, :)[03:07:31] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: its ok, can deal with it[03:07:49] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: dude did you hear that 32 prisoners escaped from our prisnons[03:08:03] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: man our government should be ashamed[03:08:06] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Yeah, I saw in the news, :([03:08:21] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: ndtv?[03:08:27] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: No problem, :) Even mightiest nation USA isn't perfect too, :)[03:08:50] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: No, Headlines Today, an English Channel for news, in India[03:14:24] <globalmixmaster_> harry potter reminds me of the cinderella story[03:14:42] <globalmixmaster_> where a girl, who spends her childhood working[03:15:22] <globalmixmaster_> those who treat linus as a god have not reen his bbs messagges[03:15:29] <globalmixmaster_> read*[03:16:49] <rww> globalmixmaster_: I have. My god is a vengeful god, he reigns from lkml above, with anger, snark and more snark...[03:30:58] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE0r8aIlHZY[03:31:02] <globalmixmaster_> Everyone dance[03:33:22] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Well, I suppose many Indians live in Mauritius, isn't it?[03:34:35] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: hidus is almost 74% of our population :P[03:34:40] <globalmixmaster_> hindus*[03:35:40] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Ah! That is great, :) Nice to know of another Hindu nation. :) India always maintains a strong cultural integrity with Mauritius, :)[03:49:29] <globalmixmaster_> man, there are picture of pokemons on the dustbins[03:49:49] <globalmixmaster_> mine has that duck pokeomn[03:49:54] <globalmixmaster_> pokeon*[03:50:05] <globalmixmaster_> whatever you spell that[03:50:42] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: ya exactly[03:55:21] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: dude you here?[03:55:34] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Yes, :)[03:55:44] <globalmixmaster_> can i pm you rocket16?[03:55:49] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Sure, :)[04:38:15] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-69.telecomplus.net) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[04:39:08] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.42)[04:39:08] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[04:39:08] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[04:39:51] <globalmixmaster_> hmm perhaps Neibiru was not a planet: http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=131308§ionid=3510208[04:42:19] <globalmixmaster_> rww: dude, in the long run, this can lead to WW3[04:42:37] <rww> globalmixmaster_: so could me calling you an idiot, but I'm not afraid to do so[04:43:42] <globalmixmaster_> it will have 20 times the economic impact of Hurricane Katrina[04:44:11] * globalmixmaster_ kills rww to end his ufferings[04:46:32] <rww> globalmixmaster_: my ufferings are both endless and cute![04:47:10] <globalmixmaster_> rww: i meant sufferings :([04:50:18] <globalmixmaster_> what does the cow give? A: homework[04:50:21] * globalmixmaster_ rofl[04:51:16] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: the aim of every specie is to be extinct :([04:51:30] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Lolno[04:51:44] <globalmixmaster_> the aim of every civilisation is to be destroyed[04:52:16] * globalmixmaster_ is very pessimistic about future :([04:52:35] <globalmixmaster_> topyli: yes[04:52:48] <globalmixmaster_> everything that came....must die[04:53:13] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: he did in Force unleashed 2[04:53:51] * globalmixmaster_ asks badipod to stay uptodate with the latest games[04:54:31] <globalmixmaster_> the power to create a universe is insignificant next to the power of god!!!![04:55:58] <topyli> globalmixmaster_: i would hardly call our tendency of dying an "aim" or a "goal" or anything like that[04:56:56] <globalmixmaster_> what if , i say again what if[04:57:10] <globalmixmaster_> our original universe is destroyed[04:57:18] <globalmixmaster_> and we created a virtual one[04:57:30] <globalmixmaster_> and we are now living in it?[04:57:51] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Maybe you are a product of my mind[04:58:23] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: we almost share the same plane of thoughts[04:58:42] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Uh, k.[04:59:56] <globalmixmaster_> but it can be true[05:00:05] <globalmixmaster_> since there is no proof against it....[05:03:16] <globalmixmaster_> its that time again.....[05:04:36] * globalmixmaster_ brains's explodes[05:06:43] * globalmixmaster_ drops topyli in the Labyrinth with the Minotaur[05:09:17] <globalmixmaster_> hmm i watch so much Family Guy yesterday, that am hearing their talks in my ears[05:09:31] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: Stop ircing and driving.[05:09:59] <globalmixmaster_> robinetd: i do not own a car, people drive me[05:10:28] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: what do you suggest i watch?[05:10:49] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Basically anything else[05:12:32] * globalmixmaster_ jumps on train[05:13:38] * globalmixmaster_ burns the train down[05:24:28] <globalmixmaster_> badipod:[05:24:36] <badipod> globalmixmaster_:[05:24:46] <globalmixmaster_> robinetd:[05:25:00] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: I lost the game.[05:25:36] * globalmixmaster_ is bored of being bored[05:25:55] <globalmixmaster_> and where the hell is SpaceGhostC2C?[05:26:37] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: He's staying with waldo and carmen sandiego.[05:27:07] <globalmixmaster_> quadruple?[05:27:43] <globalmixmaster_> why we do not have the infinite sign on the keyboard?[05:28:15] <globalmixmaster_> ikanobori: why would you work in the usa?[05:30:13] <globalmixmaster_> what has changed in the topic?[05:30:27] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: the end.[05:30:39] <globalmixmaster_> ohhhhhh[05:31:48] <globalmixmaster_> robinetd: lol[05:32:21] <globalmixmaster_> i hate people that fakes lols[05:32:37] <globalmixmaster_> like they say lol, and do not really lol physically[05:33:12] <globalmixmaster_> \o/[05:34:31] <globalmixmaster_> is Italian_Plumber Mario?[05:36:42] <globalmixmaster_> UberTaco too is gone[05:36:49] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: Yeah, but I liked ompaul.[05:37:01] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: hey, added you....[05:37:16] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Yeah, :) Thanks,[05:43:05] <globalmixmaster_> do we say Reserve or Book[05:43:24] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Book for hotels and such[05:43:31] <globalmixmaster_> ok book it is[05:45:47] <globalmixmaster_> topyli: google world cup[05:46:58] <globalmixmaster_> hmm the new intern laughs a lot[05:47:04] <globalmixmaster_> and he is older than me[05:47:13] <Phrea> globalmixmaster_: tell him to stfu[05:47:33] <globalmixmaster_> Phrea: lol cat, he is older[05:47:38] <globalmixmaster_> cant*[05:47:48] <globalmixmaster_> Phrea: born in 1975 lol[05:47:51] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: He's a frickin' intern[05:48:15] <Phrea> globalmixmaster_: practice on me, tell me to stfu[05:48:17] <globalmixmaster_> Phrea: no, am not a boss, a just a fellow developer[05:48:43] <globalmixmaster_> no[05:48:51] * globalmixmaster_ cracks[05:49:27] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: 1896?[05:49:36] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Hohoho[05:50:02] <globalmixmaster_> i was born in 1337[05:51:05] * globalmixmaster_ disagrees with badipod[05:52:36] * globalmixmaster_ wonders what a break is[05:52:52] * badipod breaks globalmixmaster_ [05:56:25] <globalmixmaster_> who reads emails?[05:56:30] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Me?[05:56:32] <Pici> globalmixmaster_: I read your email[05:56:44] * globalmixmaster_ ignores all emails[05:58:41] <globalmixmaster_> lol Nainai[05:58:59] <globalmixmaster_> sounds like vietname or indonesian to me @ badipod[05:59:33] * globalmixmaster_ sends in UN peacekeepers to calm matters down[05:59:35] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Just "night night" written as "naight naight" and then shortened[05:59:53] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: good night[06:00:28] * globalmixmaster_ locks rocket16 in a labyrinth[06:00:56] <globalmixmaster_> did he got kicked?[06:01:17] <resno> globalmixmaster_: hes quieted[06:01:49] <globalmixmaster_> hmmm, its awfully quiet in here[06:02:21] <globalmixmaster_> resno: are you that troll that would come in #windows to troll about linux[06:02:33] <resno> globalmixmaster_: nope, i dont troll[06:03:42] <globalmixmaster_> resno: you remember that guy who could not uninstall his .net framework in windows[06:03:57] <resno> globalmixmaster_: i dont, but that sounds funny[06:05:49] <globalmixmaster_> trolls: its like going into the #windows channel and promote linux there[06:09:32] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: ping?[06:09:49] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Hello, :)[06:10:05] <globalmixmaster_> Hello...[06:10:26] * globalmixmaster_ teach rocket16 the ways of the ping....[06:10:47] <globalmixmaster_> resno: ping?[06:11:25] * globalmixmaster_ watches as his ping gets lost in the abyss of the irc[06:11:43] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: exactly[06:11:53] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Ah, thanks, :D[06:12:41] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: are you 16?[06:12:57] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: 15, :)[06:18:31] <globalmixmaster_> ohhhhhhhhh: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=language+in+mauritius[06:23:13] <globalmixmaster_> man, its already time to go[06:23:26] * globalmixmaster_ waves goodbye[06:23:37] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.42)[07:48:29] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.222.209)[07:48:29] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[07:48:29] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[07:59:06] <wasmahen> dudes, you are fighting over DEAD CONSOLES!!!!![09:01:02] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.222.209)[23:01:11] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241)[23:01:11] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[23:01:11] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[23:01:16] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241)[23:24:57] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241)[23:25:04] <globalmixmaster_> well hello all[23:25:26] <globalmixmaster_> why should we care for old people?[23:26:11] <jussi> globalmixmaster_: because you will be old one day and want care?[23:27:09] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241)[23:37:27] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241)[23:39:22] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: hey hi[23:40:01] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: hey.[23:50:24] <globalmixmaster_> MrBurg_: you are a weak man[23:50:47] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: who said he was a he?[23:51:02] <globalmixmaster_> well there is a mr in his nick[23:51:41] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: Melany Rose Burg, could be her name.[00:00:21] <globalmixmaster_> makes me remember the movie "A beautiful mind"[00:00:42] <globalmixmaster_> Cassull: hi[00:08:45] <globalmixmaster_> MrBurg_: are you aware that you are slowly drawing lots of attention to yourself[00:08:58] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: it's only me, really.[00:09:05] <globalmixmaster_> and by attention, i mean the NSA, CIA, FBI,[00:09:33] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: because all major spies go on IRC, remember that CSI episode that explained IRC?[00:10:02] <MrBurg_> globalmixmaster_ LOL[00:10:06] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: no because i worked on one of those systems, they just look up for specific words[00:10:37] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: so, they have a bot in here that gets the logs?[00:10:46] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: Or how?[00:10:56] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: no, at the ISP level[00:11:05] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: even through ssl?[00:11:08] <MrBurg_> globalmixmaster_: like i fear government agencies? nope[00:11:31] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: even with ssh and irssi and screen?[00:11:45] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: yes even[00:11:55] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: I'd be rather impressed to see that.[00:12:13] <globalmixmaster_> most of the encryption we use nowadays ARE created by the NSA[00:12:49] <globalmixmaster_> accordingly thy create a new form of cryptography.....everyday[00:13:18] <globalmixmaster_> have you seen one of those NSA jobs postings?[00:13:30] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: Gopher guy is all I saw.[00:13:34] <MrBurg_> globalmixmaster_: Not mine, i use encryption that the government cant crack[00:14:32] <globalmixmaster_> Quote: NSA's systems environment is a haven for Computer Scientists, with vast networks able to manipulate and analyze huge volumes of data at mind-boggling speeds.[00:15:34] <globalmixmaster_> quote: You may also be working in our microelectronics fabrication facility, including a 20,000-square-foot "Class 10" clean room. In this setting, you will be performing such tasks as electron beam maskmaking and "direct write" wafer lithography.[00:16:20] <globalmixmaster_> they basically create their own Microprocessor[00:20:01] <globalmixmaster_> MrBurg_: did you hack into something and you are getting attention here?[00:21:37] <MrBurg_> globalmixmaster_> MrBurg_: did you hack into something and you are getting attention here?[00:21:42] <MrBurg_> globalmixmaster[00:23:41] <globalmixmaster_> where are the ops when you need them[00:37:52] <globalmixmaster_> ke5hav@hotmail.com[01:47:48] * globalmixmaster_ drops rocket16 in a blackhole[01:48:49] * rocket16 traps globalmixmaster_ in his dungeon[01:49:08] * globalmixmaster_ starts jedi meditation[01:50:08] * rocket16 sends his imperial penguin troops to globalmixmaster_'s dungeon,[01:50:42] <globalmixmaster_> html5 is the future[01:51:16] <globalmixmaster_> stephaneONE:[01:51:42] <globalmixmaster_> stephaneTWO:[01:51:58] <globalmixmaster_> man these mosquitos[01:52:05] <globalmixmaster_> they bit me[01:52:26] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Ok, how about biting them in return? :D[01:52:54] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: no, i slap them, and they fall down, partially dead[01:53:17] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Lol, great! I would like to keep a pet frog for eating them, :D[01:53:25] <globalmixmaster_> an my feed them to my pet lizard[01:53:32] <globalmixmaster_> i*[01:55:14] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: silence is a virtue[01:55:31] * globalmixmaster_ teaches rocket16 jedi meditation and the ways of the force[01:55:32] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Lol, :D Might be, :)[01:55:55] * rocket16 runs away from globalmixmaster_ by teleporting himself, :D[01:56:20] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: stop chatting and watch the chat lines scroll by.....[01:56:53] <globalmixmaster_> sometimes, you learn a lot by watching other people chat[01:57:13] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Lol, silence mainly refers to "not saying anything", but I am typing here, :D So I am silent, :D[01:58:30] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: by remaining silent, you give others the opportunity to chat about something more important[01:58:42] * globalmixmaster_ get silent now[01:59:30] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: May be, our views differ. And nobody is discussing some "important" thing here, :D Well, I am off now.[02:02:26] <globalmixmaster_> stephaneONE: let me guess, your screen blinks when we say stephaneONE[02:03:21] <globalmixmaster_> hello @ bazhang, Type-O, rww and all the others[02:03:48] <globalmixmaster_> stephaneONE: !enter[02:04:05] <globalmixmaster_> !enter | stephaneONE[02:04:29] * globalmixmaster_ has learnt the ways of the ubottu[02:05:34] <Type-O> !botabuse|globalmixmaster_[02:05:34] <ubottu> globalmixmaster_: Please investigate with me only with "/msg ubottu Bot" or in #ubuntu-bots. Search for factoids with "/msg ubottu !search factoid".[02:07:13] <globalmixmaster_> !silence[02:11:50] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jun/29/fbi-russian-spy-claims-contradictory[02:24:45] * globalmixmaster_ wonders what CD's are since 99% of his music are mp3 files...[02:27:29] <globalmixmaster_> hmmm on the Windows8, there are 3 active domain names: Windows8center, windows8news and windows8beta[02:27:46] <globalmixmaster_> all trying to spill some information about the latesst windows8[02:28:35] <globalmixmaster_> oh and windows8newsinfo[02:32:49] <dwatkins> globalmixmaster_: try google's newsfeed?[02:33:55] <globalmixmaster_> dwatkins: what? never heard of newsfeed....[02:34:18] <dwatkins> globalmixmaster_: neither had I until recently :)[02:34:40] * globalmixmaster_ googles[02:35:08] <globalmixmaster_> reader.google.com?[02:37:27] <globalmixmaster_> man, after C#, F# now M#: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_(programming_language)[02:37:49] <globalmixmaster_> why microsoft loves letters like that?[02:41:48] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-EpwKiCOTs[02:41:53] <globalmixmaster_> Everyone Dance![02:46:33] <globalmixmaster_> sometimes, people are so immature[02:46:51] <globalmixmaster_> like once i was working in a department, where everyone was older than me[02:47:05] <globalmixmaster_> they all wear glasses, except me[02:47:23] <globalmixmaster_> and they all looked and behaved differently with me......[02:48:03] <globalmixmaster_> rww: the part where they behave differently to me[02:49:05] <globalmixmaster_> so i was wrong all this time?[02:49:46] <ikanobori> globalmixmaster_: rww knows the answer.[02:51:23] <globalmixmaster_> Bra vs DE in the finals[02:52:16] <globalmixmaster_> stephaneONE: let me guess, you are on WiFi?[03:24:27] <globalmixmaster_> man am having the dirtiest conversation ever[03:24:43] <globalmixmaster_> i dunno if its a girl or a boy/girl[03:25:18] <globalmixmaster_> ok i better quit[03:25:21] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241) (Quit: globalmixmaster_)[03:39:31] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241)[03:39:31] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[03:39:31] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[03:39:49] <globalmixmaster_> man that was some dangerous !language[04:15:17] <globalmixmaster_> !botsnack[04:38:30] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.196.241) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[05:26:36] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-83.telecomplus.net)[05:26:36] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[05:26:36] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[05:27:01] <globalmixmaster_> silence is a very powerful weapon[05:38:24] * globalmixmaster_ gives polomint a pill to solve his farting problems[05:40:20] <globalmixmaster_> the tables of hackers are always full of rubish[05:40:31] <globalmixmaster_> mine has a banana peel from last night[05:41:01] <globalmixmaster_> polomint: bananas are good for digestive systems[05:43:10] <globalmixmaster_> name a flower[05:43:13] <globalmixmaster_> quickly[05:44:00] <globalmixmaster_> thanks[05:44:05] <globalmixmaster_> it was for a girl[05:45:13] <dwatkins> globalmixmaster_: you needed to ask an IRC channel for the name of a flower to impress a girl?[05:46:54] <globalmixmaster_> dwatkins: what problem is there?[05:47:12] <globalmixmaster_> rose is too common[05:47:24] <globalmixmaster_> i want something new to impress her[05:47:33] <globalmixmaster_> rose is too chiche[05:47:36] <globalmixmaster_> cliche[05:49:15] <globalmixmaster_> Cassull: ya, sure[05:49:21] <globalmixmaster_> cast: ya sure[05:49:45] <globalmixmaster_> am not sure these names will please her: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Flowers[05:50:17] <globalmixmaster_> polomint: am on instant messenger[05:50:49] <globalmixmaster_> cast give me a poems[05:51:02] <globalmixmaster_> cast: topic is i do not know you[05:51:15] <globalmixmaster_> cast: common, just 4 lines[05:53:15] <globalmixmaster_> AFK[05:56:58] <globalmixmaster_> have you guys seen this commercial, where the guy newly weds this girl and later finds out that she is infact a Shemale.....[05:57:05] <globalmixmaster_> how is that even possible[05:57:14] <globalmixmaster_> i thought we all check for that....[05:57:52] <globalmixmaster_> cast: man, a simple hand trick is enough for these things[05:58:37] <gord> globalmixmaster_, this kind of discussion is not appropriate for here thank you[05:58:55] * globalmixmaster_ calms down[06:00:29] <globalmixmaster_> woohoo, so from instant messenger to phone call[06:00:36] <globalmixmaster_> we are going good[06:18:22] <globalmixmaster_> cast: orly?[06:19:10] <cast> globalmixmaster_: windows runs on what...x86 and what else?[06:19:28] <globalmixmaster_> as far as you have intel GPU, linux would run fine[06:21:46] <globalmixmaster_> polomint: most linux users promotes linux[06:21:57] <polomint> globalmixmaster_, : no they dont[06:21:58] <globalmixmaster_> Windows users do not![06:22:13] <globalmixmaster_> am on windows now[06:24:38] <globalmixmaster_> i do not get it, why you guys do not get !language?[06:24:52] <polomint> eh globalmixmaster_ ?[06:25:07] <globalmixmaster_> rww: said pain in the ass[06:25:43] <globalmixmaster_> ok bye[06:25:45] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-83.telecomplus.net)[06:26:16] <rww> globalmixmaster_ amuses me[09:05:21] <x0x> where is globalmixmaster ?[09:06:19] <x0x> hi rww globalmixmaster is very helpfull guy[09:06:25] <rww> Pici: globalmixmaster gets mad because I said "ass" and leaves?[09:06:56] <x0x> pzl unabbend globalmixmaster[22:31:36] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-83.telecomplus.net)[22:31:36] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[22:31:36] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[22:31:45] <globalmixmaster_> morning[22:46:42] <globalmixmaster_> you rememeber yesterday i was talking about this commercial where the guy marries a girl and later finds out that its a shemale[22:46:43] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92rENxHQ1f0[22:46:52] <globalmixmaster_> note its PG17[23:01:05] <BlockCold> globalmixmaster_: hi[23:36:12] <globalmixmaster_> POKEMON!!!![23:36:20] <globalmixmaster_> gotta catch them all[23:37:10] <globalmixmaster_> they exagerated on the new ones[23:37:22] <globalmixmaster_> like the power to create universe[23:38:02] <globalmixmaster_> who played scribblenauts[23:39:29] <globalmixmaster_> scribblenauts, the game where you enter any word and the object is spawned[23:39:42] <globalmixmaster_> you can eve do witch vs god[23:39:46] <globalmixmaster_> even*[23:39:57] <globalmixmaster_> spawn nukes, tanks, soldiers, glue[23:40:07] <globalmixmaster_> vampires, zombies[00:39:36] <globalmixmaster_> damm, its awfully quiet in here[00:39:48] * globalmixmaster_ drops a pin, just to hear the sound.....[00:47:18] <globalmixmaster_> hard disk has magnets?[00:47:30] <globalmixmaster_> i thought only the plates are magnetised[00:47:40] <SwedeMike> globalmixmaster_: and how do they get magnetised?[00:47:55] <globalmixmaster_> SwedeMike: in the factory, where they are made....[00:48:10] <globalmixmaster_> its one way magnetization[00:48:12] <SwedeMike> globalmixmaster_: and how are their magnetic information changed when you write to them?[00:48:38] <globalmixmaster_> a writer modulates electromagnatic on the plates\[00:48:50] <globalmixmaster_> but its very very weak signals[00:49:07] <globalmixmaster_> SwedeMike: a small copper coil[00:49:43] <dwatkins> http://www.ronci.org/hard-disk/ - the curved metal things in the top left in the picture at the top of this page, globalmixmaster_[00:52:04] <globalmixmaster_> eboyjr: what it does?[00:52:47] <eboyjr> globalmixmaster_: It's a widget toolkit for java programs that run on your cell phone[00:53:01] * globalmixmaster_ runs when he sees Java[00:53:20] <eboyjr> globalmixmaster_: lol you don't like java?[00:53:37] <globalmixmaster_> never touched it[00:53:45] <globalmixmaster_> heard too many bad things about it[00:53:55] <Flannel> globalmixmaster_: you run with your cell phone when you see java, this Java runs for you on your cell phone, practically the same thing![00:54:14] <globalmixmaster_> bazhang: what>[00:54:27] <bazhang> globalmixmaster_, never used java?[00:54:41] <globalmixmaster_> bazhang: nopes, why?[00:55:04] <globalmixmaster_> i touched all languages except Java, hehehe[00:55:33] <globalmixmaster_> cellofellow: BIOS is supposed to detect these things,[00:55:48] <globalmixmaster_> cellofellow: and shutdown the machine promptly[00:56:07] * globalmixmaster_ wonders if it was really 110C[01:04:07] <globalmixmaster_> eboyjr you are problably holding it wrong :P[01:04:49] <eboyjr> globalmixmaster_: It was overcharging underneath my pillow ha[01:05:24] <globalmixmaster_> there is no such things as overchargning, Cellphones are intelligent enough now[01:05:34] <globalmixmaster_> BIOS also are intelligent enoug[01:06:01] <globalmixmaster_> the other day, i saw one of those cpu, that has a knob[01:06:29] <globalmixmaster_> it overclocks the cpu depending on the demand of the user[01:06:58] <globalmixmaster_> so suppose the user is playing a ressourceful game, he turns the knob to red and the cpu overclocks[01:07:09] <globalmixmaster_> ya[01:07:27] <globalmixmaster_> and all the ventilation system is in place to handle maximum temp[01:08:26] <globalmixmaster_> eboyjr: what brand is your mobile, my nokia never do that[01:08:47] <eboyjr> globalmixmaster_: It's a Samsung Instinct s30 from Sprint[01:09:25] <globalmixmaster_> well look at this beauty: http://www.unwiredview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/samsung-instinct-s30-official-3.jpg[01:10:00] <globalmixmaster_> well here is mine: http://au.whatisthis.com/img/cell_phones/Nokia_3500C%20Classic%20Grey_7.jpg :([01:10:49] <eboyjr> globalmixmaster_: lol good picture :P do you like it?[01:11:09] <globalmixmaster_> nopes, too overkill for me[01:11:18] <globalmixmaster_> i rarely use my phone[01:11:30] <globalmixmaster_> its just an mp3 player for me[02:48:01] <globalmixmaster_> lint: hi[03:03:20] <globalmixmaster_> hold my breath[03:03:28] <globalmixmaster_> and forget, what you said[03:03:34] <globalmixmaster_> cose my eyes[03:03:39] <globalmixmaster_> and pretend you never left[03:14:36] <globalmixmaster_> does all men lies about their pay?[03:14:45] * globalmixmaster_ wonders[03:14:57] <rww> globalmixmaster_: no[03:15:08] <globalmixmaster_> like, am i supposed to lie about my pay to a girl[03:15:15] <globalmixmaster_> or tell her the truth?[03:15:51] <rww> globalmixmaster_: that depends on whether you'd be happy with someone that prefers you lie to them[03:16:24] <rww> globalmixmaster_: disclaimer: I am the second worst person in the channel to get relationship advice from[03:16:57] <globalmixmaster_> rww: thanks. its ok. Better than nothing :)[03:21:04] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-EpwKiCOTs[03:21:09] <globalmixmaster_> everybody dance[03:30:13] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-83.telecomplus.net)[03:33:08] <rww> bedwind: yes, globalmixmaster, you do[03:33:24] *** bedwind is now known as globalmixmaster_[03:34:26] <globalmixmaster_> wanted to do something like this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hacker[03:34:39] <globalmixmaster_> see the chat log at the bottom[03:39:58] <globalmixmaster_> gord: dude you have no food?[03:41:25] <globalmixmaster_> what? what is the problem?[03:41:36] <globalmixmaster_> i call everyone dude here?[03:43:08] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: oh hello[03:43:39] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: can i haz unlimited internet?[03:44:41] * globalmixmaster_ has unlimited bandwidth but is binded by FUP[03:44:45] * rocket16 runs away from globalmixmaster_[03:45:51] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: you play too much game dude, go play GRAW2, will make you A REAL MAN[03:46:04] <rww> globalmixmaster_: what's a FUP?[03:46:18] <globalmixmaster_> rww: Fair Usage Policy[03:46:30] <globalmixmaster_> i cannot use Peer to Peer or Torrent client[03:46:37] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Lol, :D Well I am mainly into Linux, so my favourite game, beside Chess, is Wesnoth,[03:52:24] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: according to my googlebots, you have used the word WAR almost 30 times.....[03:53:01] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: War is what Indians are known for, :D[03:53:07] <globalmixmaster_> i do not practice Fanboyism, there is no gains in it....[03:57:12] <globalmixmaster_> i wonder if[03:57:15] <globalmixmaster_> !silence[03:57:32] <globalmixmaster_> nopes, not yet adopted my !silence[03:58:17] <rww> globalmixmaster_: what, dare I ask, did you expect it to say?[03:58:56] <globalmixmaster_> !silence: sometimes, its better to remain silent and let the others do the talking[03:59:18] <globalmixmaster_> i submitted it yesterday[03:59:26] <globalmixmaster_> !factoid thing[03:59:28] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: If that's meant for me, I'd like you to know, that I really don't like to get asked to "shut up" without a proper reason. This is the offtopic channel, and people have a right to speak here, unless they are against the rules of the Code of conduct. If that happens, operators are there to take care of it.[04:00:09] <globalmixmaster_> rocket16: was not only for you[04:00:35] <globalmixmaster_> rww: can you be more clear please?[04:01:01] <rocket16> globalmixmaster_: Well, thanks. Yesterday, I received direct messages from you on the grounds, of getting silent. So, I did not feel nice after getting those. Tanks for your concern.[04:01:19] <rww> globalmixmaster_: you do not have a right to free speech on IRC channels; you continue to be here by permission of the owners, who in this case are the IRC Council on behalf of freenode[04:02:11] <rww> globalmixmaster_: my previous message about privilages wasn't to you, btw.[04:03:38] * globalmixmaster_ has one year of IRC experience[04:05:05] <globalmixmaster_> XP[04:05:20] <Seveas> !windows | globalmixmaster_[04:05:20] <ubottu> globalmixmaster_: For discussion on Microsoft software, or help with same, please visit ##windows. See http://launchpad.net/distros/ubuntu/+bug/1 http://linux.oneandoneis2.org/LNW.htm and /msg ubottu equivalents[04:05:56] <globalmixmaster_> eXP?[04:09:09] <globalmixmaster_> the last time i had a power outage was.....[04:09:23] * globalmixmaster_ tries hard to remember....[04:12:01] <globalmixmaster_> Cassull: hello[04:12:07] <globalmixmaster_> funkyHat: on hi[04:12:13] <funkyHat> globalmixmaster_![04:12:30] * globalmixmaster_ is happy funkyHat greetd him[04:14:42] <globalmixmaster_> we need only Badipod and the are complete[04:14:49] <globalmixmaster_> we*[04:15:00] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: on hi[04:15:12] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Hi[04:15:18] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: thought you were not online yet[04:15:43] <globalmixmaster_> now that we are all here, lets play HIDE n SEEK[04:21:18] <globalmixmaster_> man, the boss is eating like a pig[04:23:58] <globalmixmaster_> rww: its abook about dating?[04:25:05] <rww> globalmixmaster_: http://www.amazon.com/Surely-Feynman-Adventures-Curious-Character/dp/0393316041/[04:26:17] <globalmixmaster_> Seveas: its like correcting a problem with another problem[04:26:36] <Seveas> globalmixmaster_, the apple way![04:28:37] <globalmixmaster_> Seveas: notice the extensive use of marketing words such as Durable, Premium, Perfectly, Unique, etc[04:28:55] <globalmixmaster_> i refuse to pay another 10 usd[04:29:23] <globalmixmaster_> Seveas: mee to, nokia FTW[04:30:52] <globalmixmaster_> LjL: oh hi[04:31:21] <globalmixmaster_> rww: i have a nokia 3500classic, good enough to play my MP3[04:31:37] <globalmixmaster_> its going on its 3rd year now[04:32:09] <globalmixmaster_> it has fallen down like 20 or 30 times[04:32:13] <globalmixmaster_> still rock solid[04:32:36] * globalmixmaster_ wonders how much shock the IP4 can handle[04:33:53] <globalmixmaster_> man thats lot of money[04:38:27] *** Joins: globalmixmaster (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[04:38:27] *** globalmixmaster is now known as mahen23[04:38:45] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-83.telecomplus.net) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[04:46:46] *** Quits: mahen23 (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)[04:47:07] *** Joins: mahen23 (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[04:47:07] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[05:07:45] <globalmixmaster_> x0x: hello[05:08:12] <x0x> globalmixmaster_: hi how are you i miss you at yesterday here[05:10:06] <globalmixmaster_> x0x: eum, ok[05:11:35] <globalmixmaster_> what goes in as 3 drops and comes out 3 kilos?[05:20:34] <globalmixmaster_> sometimes, people are abducted by aliens, and the next day, they wake up, as if nothing has happened....[05:21:08] <globalmixmaster_> it is only later, when they find bruises on their body, that they ask themslves questions[05:23:39] <Seveas> globalmixmaster_, that's not because of aliens. That's just because you were snoring and the wife/husband/mistress/realdoll got angry.[05:24:55] <globalmixmaster_> Seveas: loooool[05:25:00] <globalmixmaster_> i sleep alone[05:35:57] <globalmixmaster_> Pici: hi Pici[05:36:02] <Pici> globalmixmaster_: hi globalmixmaster_[05:38:10] <globalmixmaster_> who repairs his own toilet?[05:50:15] <globalmixmaster_> things that movies teach us: http://jokesmauritius.blogspot.com/2010/06/things-movies-teach-us.html[06:04:07] <globalmixmaster_> were you guys talking about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDXvSjNkC_c[06:06:48] * globalmixmaster_ ask rww to become a fan now![06:10:08] <globalmixmaster_> on my facebook page, i have physically met 90% of my friends[06:19:12] <globalmixmaster_> i thought something called sweet sixteen existed...[06:19:22] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: Never heard of it.[06:19:25] <dwatkins> it's a TV show, globalmixmaster_[06:19:37] <globalmixmaster_> why is that even celebrated?[06:20:42] <globalmixmaster_> serp: loooool[06:29:24] <globalmixmaster_> nite l[06:29:29] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[22:33:40] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[22:33:40] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[22:33:40] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[22:33:49] <globalmixmaster_> morning[22:38:01] * globalmixmaster_ reads[22:39:10] <globalmixmaster_> hmm, we might see Worms soon[22:39:20] <globalmixmaster_> exploiting these vulnerabilities[22:46:25] <globalmixmaster_> rww: oh hi[22:47:22] <globalmixmaster_> bazhang: hello[22:55:35] <globalmixmaster_> man the boss is early today....damm[23:16:05] <globalmixmaster_> isn't emerald some old !language?[23:16:26] <globalmixmaster_> exactly[23:16:28] <globalmixmaster_> obselete[23:17:18] <globalmixmaster_> rww: well it did work, but it was such a mess[23:18:16] <globalmixmaster_> noisecontrol: native KDE themes?[23:18:27] <globalmixmaster_> oxygen was b eautiful enough for me[23:19:16] <globalmixmaster_> compiz is too overkill for me[23:20:46] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: rep++[23:21:25] <globalmixmaster_> must be noted that only KDE saw the future of UI: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=kde+4+filterui%3aduration-long&from=browse&qpvt=kde+4&FORM=R5FD2[23:22:57] <rww> !bing | globalmixmaster_[23:22:58] <ubottu> globalmixmaster_: ban[23:23:19] <globalmixmaster_> this is what i meant aboyt Fanboyism[23:23:30] <globalmixmaster_> there is no future in it[23:23:45] <globalmixmaster_> i use bing because of its cool video search[23:23:49] <globalmixmaster_> with live preview[23:24:17] <globalmixmaster_> you can preview through the video without downloadind the whole vid[23:32:02] <globalmixmaster_> man the paranormal activity 2 was so scary[23:32:14] <globalmixmaster_> that it was removed from certain theaters[23:32:51] <globalmixmaster_> quote: "Paranormal Activity 2" pulled from several theaters in Texas because it was too frightening "[23:33:28] <globalmixmaster_> oh lol: 'Paranormal Activity 2' trailer: Too scary for young 'Eclipse' fans?[23:33:52] <globalmixmaster_> http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/07/01/paranormal-activity-2-eclipse-trailer/[23:39:44] <globalmixmaster_> UNIX?[23:40:01] <chelz> globalmixmaster_: i'm thinking more specific than that[23:40:47] <globalmixmaster_> you know that Linux is just a dirty copy of UNIX :([23:42:04] <globalmixmaster_> most super computers uses a custom made linux[23:42:29] <dwatkins> globalmixmaster_: many use the standard distro, e.g. Red Hat or SLES[23:51:28] <globalmixmaster_> hey private paste is good[23:55:45] <globalmixmaster_> what was the internet like when we accessed the internet only through satelites?[23:56:44] <tapper> globalmixmaster_: text-only, insecure and like the Wild West[23:58:32] <globalmixmaster_> the future of internet is speed++[00:01:25] * globalmixmaster_ hacks 10.50.1.1[00:01:27] <globalmixmaster_> is it secure to give ip addresses on IRC?[00:06:51] <globalmixmaster_> whats the latest KDE?[00:06:58] <rww> globalmixmaster_: stable or testing?[00:07:07] <globalmixmaster_> stable[00:07:36] <rww> globalmixmaster_: 4.4.5[00:11:51] <globalmixmaster_> i think of selling linux again[00:12:01] <globalmixmaster_> i was doing it before[00:12:09] <globalmixmaster_> think i shoud start again[00:12:35] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[00:13:37] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[00:16:05] <globalmixmaster_> robertzaccour: is upload free?[00:16:34] * globalmixmaster_ creates an account[00:24:27] <globalmixmaster_> i do not get it, they go watch vampires, but when they see paranormal activity, they gets scared?[00:36:53] <globalmixmaster_> robertzaccour: wow, interesting[00:37:00] <globalmixmaster_> robertzaccour: how i subscribe?[00:37:19] <globalmixmaster_> robertzaccour: open source software only?[00:37:28] <robertzaccour> globalmixmaster_, i haven't set it up yet, just did my first video but its just an introduction to the show[00:37:49] <robertzaccour> globalmixmaster_, i have skype and frostwire installed also[00:43:49] <globalmixmaster_> how can robertzaccour be allowed to spam?[00:44:18] <robertzaccour> globalmixmaster_, i'm not spamming, just excited about stuff[00:45:04] <globalmixmaster_> excitement is supposed to be shared on Twitter[00:45:11] <globalmixmaster_> with other excited users...[00:47:00] <rww> globalmixmaster_: I don't think "NO EXCITEMENT" is a rule[00:47:31] * globalmixmaster_ is excited about globalmixmater.com[00:47:41] <ikanobori> globalmixmaster_: Can you stop the spamming for one day.[00:48:04] <rww> globalmixmaster_: your point would make a lot more sense if robertzaccour owned or worked for blip.tv[00:48:15] <rww> globalmixmaster_: especially if his name was blip_tv[00:48:33] <rww> globalmixmaster_: especially especially if he repeatedly mentioned blip.tv every day[00:50:04] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ 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fans[01:49:51] <globalmixmaster_> gandhi*[02:15:04] <globalmixmaster_> what is canada day?[02:16:22] <tonyyarusso> globalmixmaster_: Canada's independence day[02:17:50] <globalmixmaster_> which one is hitler?[02:18:29] * globalmixmaster_ loves to asks[02:19:32] <globalmixmaster_> rww: no, it has fear, fear for the future[02:19:57] <globalmixmaster_> are the scars of Hitler still here?[02:20:33] <globalmixmaster_> i mean, do people still blame hitler for what he has done?[02:21:04] <globalmixmaster_> or has he been forgotte in this Twilight[02:21:06] <gord> globalmixmaster_, i think you don't want to continue on this thread of conversation[02:21:21] * globalmixmaster_ goes away[02:21:24] <rww> globalmixmaster_: yes.[02:24:35] <globalmixmaster_> the only way to make a girl love you is not to think of her[02:24:43] <globalmixmaster_> it worked for me[02:25:41] <globalmixmaster_> each time i said to myself "there is no girl" i get a phone call from a girl.....Giggity[02:27:19] <globalmixmaster_> rww: you get phonecalls from God???[02:27:50] <rww> globalmixmaster_: you could say that[02:29:26] <globalmixmaster_> is that the best tweet ever or what: "My wife's just with me for my money. Thank God she sucks at math."[02:30:21] <globalmixmaster_> Bon appetit[02:51:53] <globalmixmaster_> almost 50% of mauritians are connected to the internet :([03:09:16] <globalmixmaster_> how to get away from a date?[03:12:13] <rmorgan> globalmixmaster_: drop a GUM clinic card[03:14:54] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-192.telecomplus.net)[04:39:55] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[04:39:55] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[04:39:55] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[04:40:09] <globalmixmaster_> wohoo, blid date ftw[04:42:19] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: how was your date?[04:42:41] <globalmixmaster_> ok[04:43:09] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: lol[04:43:45] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=weather+in+mauritius[04:43:58] <globalmixmaster_> we had 18C this morning :D[04:45:19] <globalmixmaster_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox[04:45:22] <globalmixmaster_> great read[04:45:38] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: what country?[04:48:47] <globalmixmaster_> according to the article, by the time we make communication with them.....[04:48:59] <globalmixmaster_> they would have been completely exterminated[04:49:19] <globalmixmaster_> whic is the aim of every civilization, destroy oneself[04:50:15] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: read it damm[04:50:39] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Read what? i just joined.[04:50:40] * globalmixmaster_ googles[04:50:50] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox[04:51:56] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: quote: "It is the nature of intelligent life to destroy itself"[04:52:05] * globalmixmaster_ thinks of hiroshima and LHC[04:52:42] <globalmixmaster_> ok ignore the LHC part[04:55:01] <globalmixmaster_> its funny how a serious conversation can quickly turn to a joke on IRC :([04:55:19] * globalmixmaster_ hates it[04:57:10] <globalmixmaster_> a support channel; try #ubuntu | Sanity is optional, but Common Sense is compulsory: Enforceable by EMP | Be Nice! |[04:57:26] <kcj1993> globalmixmaster_, what??[04:57:28] <globalmixmaster_> s a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.[04:57:39] <globalmixmaster_> iFART[04:58:01] <globalmixmaster_> it makes noises[04:59:40] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: "Self-annihilation may also be viewed in terms of thermodynamics: insofar as life is an ordered system that can sustain itself against the tendency to disorder, the "external transmission" or interstellar communicative phase may be the point at which the system becomes unstable and self-destructs."[05:00:08] * globalmixmaster_ points at self-desttruct[05:01:06] <globalmixmaster_> strange though, coakroaches seems to be the only survivor from prehistoric age[05:03:04] <globalmixmaster_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach EWWW[05:03:35] <globalmixmaster_> i mand the best decision of my life so far, by donating 10USD to wikipedia...[05:04:10] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: fossils?[05:04:23] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Those aren't living[05:22:19] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: lets talk about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox[05:25:09] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: why have we not met the others?[05:25:55] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[05:25:58] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[05:27:32] <mhgsys> what do you think globalmixmaster?[05:28:34] <globalmixmaster_> wait[05:28:39] <globalmixmaster_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#Few.2C_if_any.2C_other_civilizations_currently_exist[05:28:44] <globalmixmaster_> read this[05:28:49] <globalmixmaster_> according to theory[05:29:16] <globalmixmaster_> by the time we make communication with them, they already exterminated themselves[05:29:27] <globalmixmaster_> jussi: stop[05:29:42] <globalmixmaster_> jussi: we are having a serious conversation here[05:29:51] <jussi> globalmixmaster_: so?[05:30:02] <globalmixmaster_> take your bounce in PM[05:30:24] <globalmixmaster_> its bad mannerism[05:32:26] <globalmixmaster_> quote: an intelligent species that has overcome its own self-destructive tendencies might view any other species bent on galactic expansion as a kind of virus[05:32:57] <globalmixmaster_> so to them, we may be a virus, they they must destroy us, to maintain universal peace[05:32:57] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: And?[05:33:55] <globalmixmaster_> kcj1993: the intelligent beings[05:34:26] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: true[05:34:52] <globalmixmaster_> kcj1993: he means HIroshima[05:36:05] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: accept it people, we are a violent specie[05:38:16] <globalmixmaster_> human psycology sees differences more than similaritiies[05:38:55] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: at least you agree with me now[05:39:21] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Hm? How so?[05:39:42] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: that the aim of every civilasation is to destroy itself[05:40:11] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: exactly tendency[05:40:39] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: my vocabulary is quite bad[05:42:19] <globalmixmaster_> ya, we are just speculating[05:43:08] <globalmixmaster_> badipod sounds like NWO to me[05:43:46] <globalmixmaster_> New world order[05:43:54] <globalmixmaster_> ruled only by rich people[05:44:08] <mhgsys> btw globalmixmaster.. you heard of immortal technique[05:44:20] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: nope[05:44:46] <globalmixmaster_> am trying to be imortal,[05:44:59] <globalmixmaster_> by transfering some thoughts to my next birth[05:45:20] * globalmixmaster_ wonders if that was too much?[05:46:25] <globalmixmaster_> it is scientifically proven that people who have phobias are fears of previous deaths[05:46:42] <mhgsys> @globalmixmaster[05:47:27] <globalmixmaster_> it means that if in your previous birth, you were killed by fire, then in this birth, you will always fear fire[05:48:04] <globalmixmaster_> what no one believes in recarnation here?[05:48:20] * globalmixmaster_ walks away[05:50:30] <globalmixmaster_> you guys should also read about zoo hypothesis[05:50:50] <globalmixmaster_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_hypothesis[05:51:18] <globalmixmaster_> quote: According to this hypothesis, aliens would generally avoid making their presence known to humanity, or avoid exerting an influence on human development, somewhat akin to zookeepers observing animals in a zoo, or experimental scientists observing a study that closer examination would ruin."[05:52:30] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: There's very little merit in things like that[05:52:59] <globalmixmaster_> but look where we are in the solar system[05:53:28] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: are you from scientology?[05:54:27] <globalmixmaster_> ohhhh[05:57:36] <globalmixmaster_> everyone knows the WOW signal, but do you know http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_source_SHGb02%2B14a[05:59:00] <look> globalmixmaster_, that is very interesting[05:59:57] <mhgsys> @globalmixmaster ; are you a vegetarian by coincidence?[06:01:46] <badipod> globalmixmaster_[06:06:45] <globalmixmaster_> look: in a nightmare[06:07:11] <globalmixmaster_> how can you use irc in hospital?[06:07:28] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: Some ofthem have wifi[06:07:42] <globalmixmaster_> look: man that sounds terrible[06:08:18] <globalmixmaster_> look: its karma[06:08:30] <look> globalmixmaster_, but...what did i do that so bad?[06:08:43] <globalmixmaster_> look: you persue too much pleasure[06:08:46] <look> globalmixmaster_, laugh at a homless person?[06:09:10] <globalmixmaster_> there must be a balance, between pleasure and pain[06:09:44] <globalmixmaster_> i had a road accident, there the care used my led as brakes.....:([06:09:46] <globalmixmaster_> :([06:14:22] <globalmixmaster_> look: you are in hospital or clinic[06:14:34] <globalmixmaster_> cuz the food in clinic is much better[06:14:58] <mhgsys> globalmixmaster ; can't you cook?[06:15:00] <globalmixmaster_> look: amen[06:15:09] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: no,[06:15:27] <mhgsys> how old are you btw globalmixmaster?[06:15:38] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: 25[06:15:54] <mhgsys> @globalmixmaster : I'm also 25[06:16:09] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: you are a girl rite?[06:16:34] <globalmixmaster_> am also a male[06:16:46] <globalmixmaster_> but i do not know cooking[06:17:31] <globalmixmaster_> perhaps instead of spending time on irc, i can learn to cook :D[06:17:45] <globalmixmaster_> LjL: in your butt?[06:17:52] <LjL> globalmixmaster_: no :([06:18:48] <globalmixmaster_> its a quote from forrest gunp: something stung me[06:19:09] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: teach me how to cook.[06:19:35] <dmsuperman> globalmixmaster_: that bullet just lept up and bit me[06:19:51] <mhgsys> @globalmixmaster; http://www.cookingforvegans.co.uk/[06:20:00] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: Good nite[06:20:17] * globalmixmaster_ cant use recipe[06:21:06] <globalmixmaster_> look: oh me me me[06:21:35] * globalmixmaster_ collects product keys[06:22:05] <mhgsys> @globalmixmaster... females love it when you're a good cook[06:22:17] <globalmixmaster_> mhgsys: hmmmm[06:22:26] <mhgsys> @globalmixmaster married for a year now[06:22:50] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: rep++[06:24:07] <globalmixmaster_> HardDisk: are you talking in your sleed?[06:24:11] <globalmixmaster_> sleep*[06:24:50] <globalmixmaster_> goodnite everyone[06:24:57] * globalmixmaster_ shutdowns[06:25:42] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[22:49:03] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[22:49:03] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[22:49:03] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[22:49:32] <globalmixmaster_> morning[22:50:37] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: indeedy maybe![22:51:29] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: hey hi[22:51:39] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: hello howdy[22:53:05] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[22:54:08] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net)[22:54:08] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[22:54:08] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[23:00:22] <globalmixmaster_> Damm the new Opera 10.6 is so FASSSSSSST[23:00:36] <globalmixmaster_> Gmail loads in a snap[23:01:00] <globalmixmaster_> accordingly their new javascript engine Craken is 50% faster[23:01:55] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: an not sure about this[23:12:08] <globalmixmaster_> eum anyone working for outsourcing projects? i got a survey to fill out[23:12:14] <globalmixmaster_> please[23:18:13] <globalmixmaster_> plese guys, help me fill out this Survey: http://kjots.com/Questionnaire.xls[23:19:09] <globalmixmaster_> you guys are on linux, you have nothing t o fear[23:19:31] <Sereph> globalmixmaster_: not true, some can be idiots[23:20:02] <globalmixmaster_> omg, Diaspora: http://www.joindiaspora.com/2010/07/01/one-month-in.html[23:26:01] <globalmixmaster_> omg[23:26:10] <globalmixmaster_> check out this video[23:26:10] <globalmixmaster_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbEADf8vHSM[23:26:20] <globalmixmaster_> my name is featured at the end[23:26:28] <globalmixmaster_> in the credits section[23:26:34] <SpaceGhostC2C> globalmixmaster_: youtube credits don't earn you any cred :([23:27:02] <globalmixmaster_> SpaceGhostC2C: its a small leap for me[23:33:33] <globalmixmaster_> so this is the competitor of Facebok :http://www.joindiaspora.com/images/adams.png[23:34:15] <globalmixmaster_> man i love web development[23:34:20] <globalmixmaster_> AtomicSpark: yep[23:34:33] <globalmixmaster_> chelz: extra alpha, look at the textbox[23:34:53] <globalmixmaster_> more details here: http://www.joindiaspora.com/2010/07/01/one-month-in.html[23:35:11] <chelz> globalmixmaster_: some browsers support resizeable text boxes[23:36:02] <globalmixmaster_> quote: "We are weeks ahead of schedule in terms of robustness, thanks to Pivotal Labs."[23:36:17] <globalmixmaster_> so development is moving fast[23:37:37] <globalmixmaster_> chelz: donors gave them more money[23:38:19] <chelz> globalmixmaster_: 200k?[23:38:27] <pepper_haze> globalmixmaster_, I just saw that video, I don't mean to be rude, but I wouldn't be proud to have name in those credits, that wasn't really a good video, I didn't really like it at all.[23:38:34] <globalmixmaster_> chelz: its a bit more than 200k[23:39:06] <globalmixmaster_> pepper_haze: i do not care, try to get your name in a youtube video, that you do not own, then we talk[23:39:33] <globalmixmaster_> pepper_haze: i think they do an awesome job[23:40:06] <pepper_haze> globalmixmaster_, getting credits by someone else is the same thing as credditing yourself, I had someone put my nick in a youtube video and I didn't even like it.[23:41:01] <pepper_haze> globalmixmaster_, I just was trying to be honest, that wasn't a good video, I wish you hadn't posted in this chat room, it kindda sucked.[23:41:34] <globalmixmaster_> http://kjots.com/Questionnaire.xls[23:41:44] <globalmixmaster_> fill the questionaire[23:42:09] <globalmixmaster_> pepper_haze: what did you expect?[23:43:21] * globalmixmaster_ goes back to coding[23:44:24] <pepper_haze> globalmixmaster_, nevermind, if you like that sort of video, enjoy it, I just thought that video shouldn't been posted in a chat room, I personally would be embarressed to be affiliated with something like that, but thats just me.[01:30:56] <globalmixmaster_> damm i need some food[01:31:16] <dwatkins> ah, but will it blend, globalmixmaster_?[01:31:29] <globalmixmaster_> dwatkins: the food?[01:32:03] <dwatkins> yeah, globalmixmaster_ - I'm making a play-on-words with your nickname[01:33:17] <globalmixmaster_> dwatkins: this will blend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdkXjFCWbRk[01:37:58] <dwatkins> globalmixmaster_: nice tune[01:57:43] <globalmixmaster_> man[01:57:55] <globalmixmaster_> communication problems is not helping my date[02:01:43] <globalmixmaster_> i can feel it, this will not work[02:04:44] <globalmixmaster_> :(:[02:04:55] <globalmixmaster_> i mean :([02:06:44] * globalmixmaster_ got epilepsy attack[02:06:54] <chelz> globalmixmaster_: that's a good way to get out of a date[02:07:29] <globalmixmaster_> chelz: am not at the date, its just that, we have cannot talk well over phone[02:07:58] <globalmixmaster_> mc44: what?[02:08:17] * globalmixmaster_ clicks everything[02:27:21] <globalmixmaster_> chelz: md5?[02:41:24] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-159.telecomplus.net) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[02:46:13] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-166.telecomplus.net)[02:46:13] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[02:46:13] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[02:46:31] * globalmixmaster_ is typing[02:50:09] <globalmixmaster_> that girl at the bottom is hot[02:50:31] <globalmixmaster_> probably sillicone[02:50:40] <rww> that's a tree, globalmixmaster_.[02:50:51] <globalmixmaster_> rww: at the botton of the page[02:51:22] <globalmixmaster_> "cartoon yourself" ad[02:51:38] <rww> globalmixmaster_: you are the only person on the planet that does not yet have adblock[02:51:54] <globalmixmaster_> rww: what, you all yse adblock?[02:52:07] <globalmixmaster_> use*[02:53:24] <rww> globalmixmaster_: yes.[03:09:41] <globalmixmaster_> can someone fake innocence?[03:10:06] <globalmixmaster_> for how many days?[03:10:49] <globalmixmaster_> ikanobori: my hands are so cold, that i cant type[03:11:30] <globalmixmaster_> rww: what?[03:12:14] <rww> globalmixmaster_: I know you know; you'll tell me so in twenty three days :([03:25:53] <globalmixmaster_> rww: robert, your shoes sucks[03:26:00] <rww> globalmixmaster_: my shoes are awesome[03:44:40] <globalmixmaster_> why are they throwing cats?[03:44:45] <globalmixmaster_> in the fire?[03:44:54] <oCean_> globalmixmaster_: water isn't working![03:45:23] <globalmixmaster_> so how is cat going to help?[03:45:47] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: caaaats[03:45:47] <rww> globalmixmaster_: cats aren't water![03:46:11] * globalmixmaster_ does not understand the comic[03:50:49] <globalmixmaster_> one in ten is a good bet[03:51:03] <globalmixmaster_> its not like one in 5[03:55:39] <globalmixmaster_> i an an Orgre![04:23:49] <globalmixmaster_> man its so cold that i can feel the coolness enter my shoes[04:24:32] <kcj1993> globalmixmaster_, where do you come from?[04:24:47] <globalmixmaster_> kcj1993: mauritius[04:24:58] <kcj1993> globalmixmaster_, what?[04:25:24] <globalmixmaster_> kcj1993: what what?[04:25:55] * globalmixmaster_ throws http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauritius on the face of kcj1993[04:28:42] <globalmixmaster_> oh they detached dragonfly from Opera 1.6[04:29:01] <globalmixmaster_> now it has its own window[04:29:14] <globalmixmaster_> rww: there are spider bites on your head?[04:29:20] <rww> globalmixmaster_: also, pancakes[04:29:47] <globalmixmaster_> YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX[04:38:04] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-166.telecomplus.net) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[04:49:28] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-181.telecomplus.net)[04:49:28] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[04:49:28] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[04:49:31] <globalmixmaster_> hmm[04:49:40] <globalmixmaster_> makes me rememeber this movie[04:49:52] <kcj1993> globalmixmaster_, what was that for?[04:49:54] <globalmixmaster_> "YES MAN" with that funny guy[04:50:06] <globalmixmaster_> i have the DVD at home[04:50:17] <globalmixmaster_> but i watched it only once[04:50:31] <globalmixmaster_> and i barely remember any scenes from it...[04:51:15] <globalmixmaster_> oh its nothing, its just that when i code, lots of memories float up[04:53:19] <globalmixmaster_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox[05:03:55] <globalmixmaster_> WOOT, just released 8.40 GB from my hard disk[05:04:14] <globalmixmaster_> they where unused virtual harddisks[05:09:30] <ne0|penguin> hi globalmixmaster_[05:19:22] <globalmixmaster_> test[05:19:29] <globalmixmaster_> !ping[05:20:14] <globalmixmaster_> man tired of coding[05:20:37] * globalmixmaster_ relaxes in the #ubuntu-offtopic lounge[05:21:19] <globalmixmaster_> the bot us a SHE?[05:21:29] <globalmixmaster_> the bot is a SHE?[05:21:39] <Pici> globalmixmaster_: yes.[05:22:16] <globalmixmaster_> if i die of food poisoning blame Kinder[05:24:20] <globalmixmaster_> me t[05:24:23] <globalmixmaster_> o[05:24:24] <globalmixmaster_> o[05:33:19] <globalmixmaster_> wastepotato: sorry was a test[06:05:52] * globalmixmaster_ reads failbooking[06:15:11] <globalmixmaster_> hmm, i read a few feeds fromm reader.google.com and my Opera memory footprint jumped to 190megabytes[06:17:36] <globalmixmaster_> cwillu: subfolders[06:17:56] <globalmixmaster_> plus its better to put a blank index.html in each folder[06:18:11] <rww> globalmixmaster_: or tell your httpd not to generate indexes[06:18:35] <globalmixmaster_> rww: it also prevents directory traversal vulnerabilities[06:19:34] <globalmixmaster_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directory_traversal[06:20:06] <rww> globalmixmaster_: how does it prevent them?[06:20:35] * cwillu sighs, and logs into work so he can see what globalmixmaster_ is saying[06:20:53] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@ADSL-TPLUS-84-181.telecomplus.net) (Quit: globalmixmaster_)[06:24:02] <cwillu> saltcod, and what globalmixmaster said was just inanity[10:41:57] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.218)[09:42:08] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.218.52)[09:42:08] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[09:42:08] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[09:42:17] <wasmahen> hello everyone[09:42:25] <wasmahen> am setting up a new blog[09:42:32] <wasmahen> for linux tutorials[09:42:33] <bazhang> wasmahen, really[09:42:40] <wasmahen> and i want guest bloggers[09:42:52] <wasmahen> bazhang: ya yeally[09:43:33] <wasmahen> bazhang: true true[09:43:44] <IdleOne> wasmahen: blog about?[09:43:59] <wasmahen> IdleOne: linux tutorials for newbies[09:44:21] <wasmahen> basically help new windows users transistion better to linux[09:44:22] <bazhang> wasmahen, the magic words should have been Ubuntu tutorials[09:44:26] <IdleOne> wasmahen: there aren't enough of those types of blogs?[09:44:48] <wasmahen> if i google linux tutorial, i do not get much results....[09:48:08] <wasmahen> terry: can i help you?[10:00:14] <wasmahen> so, who is with me?[10:00:38] <bazhang> wasmahen, for linux? or ubuntu tutorials? choose one[10:01:16] <wasmahen> how is ubuntu and linux different?[10:01:35] <bazhang> wasmahen, fedora suse ubuntu etc[10:01:47] <bazhang> wasmahen, mint![10:02:01] <wasmahen> let me google ubuntu tutorials[10:02:24] <wasmahen> yes[10:02:28] <wasmahen> leave it[10:02:49] <wasmahen> About 3,460,000 results (0.23 seconds)[10:02:54] <bazhang> wasmahen, so which one? all distros, or the_one?[10:03:40] <wasmahen> bazhang: lets go with ubuntu only[10:03:54] <bazhang> !yay | wasmahen[10:03:54] <ubottu> wasmahen: Glad you made it! :-)[10:04:31] <wasmahen> what is the issue with terry?[10:04:40] <abhi_nav> wasmahen, broken heart[10:05:06] <wasmahen> well i had a date today, dunno if you guys remember it....[10:05:45] <wasmahen> terry: nopes. we would not make a nice pair[10:05:53] <wasmahen> it failled[10:06:00] <wasmahen> the food was good though :P[10:06:27] <wasmahen> she just sat there, and i did all the talking[10:06:37] <wasmahen> terry: no man[10:06:44] <wasmahen> terry: am used to it[10:07:04] <wasmahen> terry: i will just try another girl....till i find the right one :P[10:07:20] <wasmahen> terry: 25[10:08:10] <wasmahen> terry: you will get used to it, do not worry[10:08:55] <wasmahen> terry: no, it was difficult, i had no one to confess to[10:09:23] <wasmahen> terry: but you understand it slowly[10:09:26] <wasmahen> its life[10:09:46] <wasmahen> you cannot get everything in life, everything is just not perfect[10:10:23] <wasmahen> terry: for moral support . pm me[10:10:49] * wasmahen thinks this is getting too offtopic :)[10:19:42] <wasmahen> bazhang: man its useless, too many people are doing it: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ubuntu+tutorials&aq=f[10:20:01] <bazhang> wasmahen, freebsd then![10:23:00] <wasmahen> Jungli: your nick in hindi means madness[10:23:28] <Jungli> wasmahen, yes but how do you know that ?[10:23:52] <wasmahen> Jungli: well am hindu, can you see, mahen[10:24:20] <Jungli> :O do you live in India wasmahen ?[10:26:18] <wasmahen> Jungli: nopes, mauritus :([10:26:24] <wasmahen> opps i mean :)[10:26:32] <wasmahen> damm smiles[10:26:52] <hypn0> wasmahen, what does mahen mean[10:27:13] <Jungli> wasmahen, whom you worship ? i love lodr shiva :)[10:28:09] <wasmahen> Jungli: am hindu, but it practice buddhism[10:28:29] <wasmahen> Jungli: i do not believe in idol worship or rites & rituals[10:29:48] <wasmahen> Jungli: ya i know the story :)[10:30:04] <wasmahen> !yay | Black_Phantom[10:31:39] * wasmahen dumps the idea of linux tutorials[10:31:42] <Jungli> wasmahen, well you don't belive in idol worship but in India there lots of ppl which have faith like you :)[10:32:21] <wasmahen> hmm, helped terry as much as i could[10:32:38] <bazhang> wasmahen, appreciated[10:33:27] <wasmahen> Black_Phantom: use opera 10.6, it has better WebM support[10:35:07] <wasmahen> hypn0: no html5 != flash[10:36:09] <wasmahen> i do not understand why indian hindus are specific to only one lord, i do not believe Puranic systems, @ Jungli @ abhi_nav[10:36:49] <wasmahen> the other day an indian dude ask me if am shiva, vishnu or durga[10:37:02] <wasmahen> i said none[10:37:29] <wasmahen> can we have a 3 way pm?[10:38:09] <wasmahen> no abhi_nav, Jungli and me[10:38:12] <hypn0> wasmahen, using jabber u can i think[10:38:32] * wasmahen hates the limit of IRC[10:38:47] <Jungli> wasmahen, its up to you but i belive in ultimate Om[10:38:50] <hypn0> wasmahen, just create a new channel, all join it[10:39:07] <wasmahen> ok lets create a channel[10:39:29] <wasmahen> join ##religion[10:39:34] <wasmahen> lol[10:40:39] <wasmahen> join ##religion[10:43:06] <abhi_nav> !pm | wasmahen[10:43:07] <ubottu> wasmahen: Please ask your questions in the channel so that other people can help you, benefit from your questions and answers, and ensure that you're not getting bad advice. Please note that some people find it rude to be sent a PM without being asked for permission to do so first.[10:43:16] <abhi_nav> wasmahen, i already told you that I AM NOT INTERESTED.[10:43:26] <abhi_nav> DONT PM ME wasmahen[10:43:49] <wasmahen> ok[10:43:50] <wasmahen> i got it[10:44:18] * wasmahen minds his own !language business[10:45:34] <Jungli> wasmahen, i am there :)[10:52:28] <wasmahen> so that is why, whenever i talk, everyone stops talking :([10:53:39] <Jungli> wasmahen, thats not true :)[11:00:50] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.218.52)[11:21:28] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.37)[11:21:28] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[11:21:28] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[11:38:26] <wasmahen> am here too[11:39:11] <wasmahen> man did Dan Rather pronoouce his S differently?[11:58:30] <wasmahen> in this age of 2gb ram[11:58:36] <snuxoll> wasmahen: mmm[11:58:39] <koshie> wasmahen, that not the problem[11:58:42] <wasmahen> does heavy programs still exist?[11:59:30] <clammitt> wasmahen: i think so.. if you use a lot of programs, it all adds up[12:00:20] <wasmahen> clammitt: mmm, never had this problem on win7[12:00:48] <clammitt> wasmahen: i havent used win7 native so cant compare[12:05:48] <wasmahen> hmm intersting : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zit[12:09:44] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.37)[16:59:55] <rww> I'd link to rww's website, but I'm not globalmixmaster_[00:27:17] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.213)[00:27:17] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[00:27:17] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[00:27:33] <wasmahen> morning people of the interwebz[01:26:46] <wasmahen> See this joke: http://jokesmauritius.blogspot.com/[01:31:42] <wasmahen> abhi_nav: stop abusing the bot[01:31:45] <wasmahen> !abuse[01:32:03] <Sereph> wasmahen: he's not abusing the bot.[01:32:07] <abhi_nav> wasmahen, ahh? the bot? i never talked to him? i am checking if i am connected or not[01:32:15] <wasmahen> most of the time he !ping the bot[01:32:19] <wasmahen> why?[01:46:17] <wasmahen> cellofellow: thats falsse, windows has live mail[01:46:35] <cellofellow> wasmahen: not the Windows 7 Pro that I installed, not to be seen.[01:47:03] <wasmahen> social network client = msn[01:47:06] <cellofellow> wasmahen: maybe you're right[01:47:23] <cellofellow> wasmahen: not included, that's Windows Live Messenger now.[01:47:34] <wasmahen> ya, its the same now[01:47:39] <wasmahen> its live messenger[01:47:59] <wasmahen> games are included. chess, mine, solitaire[01:48:20] <wasmahen> cellofellow: charactermap = charmap[01:48:43] <wasmahen> feature rich text editor = wordpad[01:48:58] <wasmahen> note taking tool = notepad[01:49:17] <wasmahen> photo manager = built in photo viewer[01:49:41] <wasmahen> scanning tool = comes with every sanners[01:49:44] <wasmahen> scanners*[01:50:14] <cellofellow> wasmahen: not with Windows though. Don't change the subject. :P[01:50:42] <wasmahen> cellofellow: you must review your document, you are putting in lots of false information :([01:51:55] <wasmahen> cellofellow: i get the feeling you are distorting the truth about windows systems, not sure this will work[01:52:18] <wasmahen> Sc00t3r: http://db.tt/WAuIs2[01:52:27] <wasmahen> Sc00t3r: its cellofellow[01:52:48] <cellofellow> wasmahen: well, I want to make Ubuntu look good but still be fair. Maybe a comparison isn't the best way to do that.[01:53:14] <wasmahen> cellofellow: instead of spreading lies, help me build a blog about ubuntu tutorials,[01:53:47] <wasmahen> a one place with screnncasts and all[01:54:26] <wasmahen> fortunately am on windows7 now, so i can see through his lies :)[01:54:41] <rww> wasmahen: I'm sorry.[01:54:51] <netyire> wasmahen: no, hes not[01:55:08] <wasmahen> netyire: what part he is not lying?[01:56:31] <netyire> wasmahen: the part about the bathrooms[01:56:36] <wasmahen> ikanobori: true true, but that is another story[01:56:45] <ikanobori> wasmahen: One I like to regurgitate.[01:57:23] <wasmahen> cellofellow: windows does not need extra drivers, most drivers are downloaded automatically at install[01:57:32] <wasmahen> or comes with the disk[01:58:29] <Sc00t3r> wasmahen, Yep. Just like Ubuntu's whole auto-detect of required codecs.[01:58:32] <wasmahen> hey, its 4th of July[01:58:40] <wasmahen> congrats to all americans[01:58:41] <cellofellow> wasmahen: maybe I haven't gotten all cozy with Windows 7, but last time I had to use a printer in Windows I had to manually install the drivers from a CD.[01:59:56] <wasmahen> windows wont copy from linux, they copy from MAC OS[02:00:04] <wasmahen> linux copy from windows[02:01:50] <wasmahen> cellofellow: read mine instead: http://kjots.com/Presentation.odp[02:02:08] <wasmahen> cellofellow: did printouts to distribute to fellow people[02:06:45] <wasmahen> cellofellow: ping?[02:25:03] <wasmahen> anyone knows where i can watch movie for free on the interwebs?[02:25:04] <wasmahen> anyone knows where i can watch movie for free on the interwebs?[02:25:36] <wasmahen> hulu not avaliable in my region[02:25:44] <wasmahen> rww: full movie[02:25:57] <wasmahen> rww: adopt me[02:26:03] <rww> wasmahen: nothx[02:26:36] <wasmahen> am gonna migrate to Alaska[02:26:47] <wasmahen> they pay you to live there[02:27:51] <wasmahen> oh damm: http://www.thepiratecity.org/index.html[02:30:05] <wasmahen> can i watch the 4th july parade online?[02:30:17] <wasmahen> i never watched one?[02:31:13] <wasmahen> wats that[02:31:25] * wasmahen switches to super lazy mode[02:33:32] <wasmahen> ah finally, successfully got a link[02:37:51] <wasmahen> AFK[02:52:02] <wasmahen> !hi[02:56:34] <wasmahen> oh man, how do i dump a girl?[02:57:00] <kcj1993> wasmahen: this is not a support channel[02:57:18] <rww> wasmahen: "hai2u. i dump you now. kthx."[02:57:22] <wasmahen> cat girl > /dev/null[02:58:47] <wasmahen> !hate | wasmahen[02:58:48] <ubottu> wasmahen, please see my private message[02:59:15] * koshie hate ubottu, wasmahen and oCean_ [03:00:06] <wasmahen> cat kcj1993 > /dev/null[03:00:46] <oCean_> cat /dev/zero > wasmahen[03:03:47] * wasmahen was zeroed to infinite[03:07:39] * wasmahen is watching a really scary movie[03:08:05] <wasmahen> the girls gets an eye transplant, and sees dead people[03:08:42] <NiteSnow> wasmahen, what movie is this[03:09:12] <wasmahen> NiteSnow: the eye, thai version[03:09:39] <wasmahen> god that was scary[03:10:41] <wasmahen> hmmm, thai girls are really beautiful...[03:11:20] <NiteSnow> wasmahen, Yeah so are cambodians[03:46:49] <wasmahen> rww: whats with the polar bear[03:46:55] <wasmahen> i watched only season1[03:47:16] <wasmahen> do they really find out how a polar bear came on the island?[03:48:03] <wasmahen> oCean_: make it short[03:48:10] <oCean_> wasmahen: not possible[03:49:56] <wasmahen> its too boring, lots of flashbacks[03:50:10] <wasmahen> that is why i stopped at season1[04:27:21] <wasmahen> hackers usually use programs that scans large amount of ip addresses for vulnerabilities[04:28:39] <wasmahen> tsooi: hackers are intelligent now, they will use your pc to spread worms and other spyware, your pc just becomes a zombie then[04:28:58] <resno> wasmahen: among other things ;)[04:29:02] <wasmahen> think the conficker worm[04:29:17] <wasmahen> most people are infected, but they are just not aware[04:29:32] <wasmahen> they are spreading the worm without knowing it[04:31:28] <wasmahen> hmm most google searches are predictable...[04:31:44] <oCean_> wasmahen: *your* searches maybe[04:34:10] <wasmahen> guys watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-j7XkHWkpA[04:35:24] <rww> wasmahen: no, it probably has bad language, violence, and clowns[04:35:49] <oCean_> wasmahen: nah..[04:36:00] <wasmahen> rww: you are awfully polite today, how come?[08:36:17] <wasmahen> rww: sheesh, successfully dumped her, in a very gentlemanly manner[08:36:33] <cntrational> wasmahen: wut[08:36:49] <wasmahen> cntrational: you do not know the whole story, leave it[08:38:45] <wasmahen> windows vs linux[08:39:16] <wasmahen> boy vs girls[08:39:30] <wasmahen> ryaxnb: hun?[08:40:11] <wasmahen> dad vs mom[08:45:26] <wasmahen> my best game so far, Quake 4[09:50:35] <wasmahen> i will be in the basement[11:25:25] <wasmahen> UAC rulz[11:30:23] <wasmahen> whaaaaaaaaaaaat?[11:47:21] <Jungli> where is globalmixmaster ?[11:47:41] <Jungli> !globalmixmaster[12:03:27] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.217.213)[23:07:28] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.193.119)[23:07:33] <globalmixmaster_> morning[23:08:55] <globalmixmaster_> its Monday 10:09 AM here[23:09:19] <globalmixmaster_> we are in the future tense[00:17:00] <globalmixmaster_> wikitionary[00:22:05] <globalmixmaster_> AtomicSpark: dude you use Dreamweaver.....lolz[00:22:21] <baddog> globalmixmaster_: really? *really*?[00:22:34] * globalmixmaster_ goes to use Notepad++[00:22:47] <AtomicSpark> globalmixmaster_: WINDOWS USER![00:28:29] * globalmixmaster_ gives AtomicSpark http://www.opendesigns.org/[00:29:07] <globalmixmaster_> for most of my websites, i use templates[00:29:52] <globalmixmaster_> you_know_what is built using templates[00:30:36] <globalmixmaster_> as i always said, for blogs Content is more important than eye candy[00:30:46] <globalmixmaster_> unless you got little contents[00:31:05] <globalmixmaster_> dugger5688: #windows and define Fubar[00:32:09] <globalmixmaster_> arunkumar413: dude, blogspot changed their designs, you should check them out...[00:32:50] <globalmixmaster_> globalmixmaster_: what?[00:33:11] <arunkumar413> globalmixmaster_: ya,i've seen.It got a new template designer. But if i change my theme i may loose my gadgets[00:33:44] <globalmixmaster_> NEDM?[00:34:02] <arunkumar413> globalmixmaster_: if u see my blog. i made some changes to the original theme. The adsense ads appear just below the post title[00:34:19] * globalmixmaster_ goes back to coding[00:42:25] <dugger5688> globalmixmaster_: thanks, didn't know there was a #windows. I mean completely unable to connect to network through any interface, even with a static IP.[00:50:35] * globalmixmaster_ got no wife :([00:51:20] <Type-O> globalmixmaster_, trade you mine for a playboy and your copy of hackers[00:52:37] <globalmixmaster_> Type-O: lol, AM TELLING![01:10:46] <globalmixmaster_> so they are turning the last harry potter into two part hun[01:10:56] <globalmixmaster_> another way just to make more money[01:12:39] <globalmixmaster_> these kids nowadays have way too much money[01:15:30] <globalmixmaster_> wonder what would happend if the star wars series was in 12 parts ?[01:15:50] <globalmixmaster_> its in 6 episodes[01:16:14] <globalmixmaster_> you mean clonewars?[01:16:50] <Flannel> globalmixmaster_: It's supposed to be nine.[01:17:12] <Flannel> globalmixmaster_: 4/5/6 then 1/2/3 then 7/8/9[01:17:16] <globalmixmaster_> Flannel: orly.....i did not know this part of the story[01:17:27] <AtomicSpark> globalmixmaster_: inbreeding happens.[01:17:28] <globalmixmaster_> Flannel: where is 789 now?[01:17:36] <AtomicSpark> globalmixmaster_: dont encourage him :([01:18:26] <globalmixmaster_> the :( smiley on opera looks really like a Sad Panda :P[01:19:26] <globalmixmaster_> AtomicSpark: how do you know i will be sad? perhaps i will be ver y happy[01:19:39] <Flannel> globalmixmaster_: Original plan was to do 123 while actors age for 789 without make-up type stuff. Probably won't happen[01:20:55] <globalmixmaster_> so this is 2010 then, remember, 20 years ago, we were asking ourselves, how 2010 will be[01:21:25] <globalmixmaster_> AtomicSpark: whoat?[01:22:22] <globalmixmaster_> in the hindu calender, we are in the year 5000 or something[01:23:16] <globalmixmaster_> lol wtf: www.telegupedia.com[01:24:20] <globalmixmaster_> AtomicSpark: night[02:51:46] <globalmixmaster_> i have undated my website, new radio shows have been added, enjoy the music[03:19:08] <globalmixmaster_> the codenames of ubuntu releases, are they names of birds?[03:19:20] <rww> globalmixmaster_: no, animals in general[03:19:38] <rww> globalmixmaster_: Adjective Animal, except for when sabdfl forgets what an adjective is[03:20:00] <globalmixmaster_> Flying Koala FTW[03:21:03] <globalmixmaster_> hmm, release 10.10 seems to be big[03:23:06] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: release numbers are basically X.YY, with X being the year (minus 2000) and YY being the month of the eventual release[03:48:47] <globalmixmaster_> from now on, am going to name all my projects after american cities: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population[04:38:50] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.193.119) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[06:12:52] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.117)[06:12:58] <globalmixmaster_> man am fucked[06:13:08] <rww> globalmixmaster_: watch your language[06:13:24] <globalmixmaster_> !language | globalmixmaster_[06:13:25] <ubottu> globalmixmaster_, please see my private message[06:14:06] <globalmixmaster_> no really Jquery + Json = brain damage[06:15:44] <globalmixmaster_> the problem with being a developer, if you do not solve a problem, it will continually taunt you[06:17:54] <globalmixmaster_> ACL nerds[06:18:53] <globalmixmaster_> when a person gets kicked, where he goes to?[06:19:35] <globalmixmaster_> disneyland?[06:21:09] <globalmixmaster_> ryaxnb: no its not[06:22:34] <globalmixmaster_> oh, then try to code an nes Emulator in Javascript, you would love your life[06:24:55] <globalmixmaster_> ryaxnb: give me the link, i want to test Opera's Cracken engine[06:29:38] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.117)[09:16:15] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.223.6)[09:16:16] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[09:16:16] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[09:19:41] <wasmahen> they fired me[09:19:52] <wasmahen> because i dropped out of college[09:21:04] <wasmahen> i watched meg undress, and i throw up[09:24:23] <wasmahen> We're the A Team (music ensues)[09:28:31] <wasmahen> LzrdKing: man thats cool, what are you doing there?[10:22:10] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.223.6)[10:55:15] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.223.6)[10:55:15] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[10:55:15] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[10:55:32] <wasmahen> omg, peter griffin is so fat, that he has his own gravitational pull[10:59:03] <wasmahen> wow, a car avoided all roads and had an accident just here[11:02:39] <wasmahen> LzrdKing: ask the driver[11:03:00] <wasmahen> no, there are roads all around[11:03:28] <wasmahen> and the car, with the driver just hit a bridge[11:03:45] <wasmahen> LzrdKing: ya[11:04:08] <wasmahen> thanks[11:04:36] <wasmahen> rmorgan: ask in #awk, they are good there, always helped me[11:05:21] <wasmahen> noahir: !yay[11:07:15] <wasmahen> noahir: give me the link i check it[11:08:24] <rmorgan> wasmahen : thanks[11:09:24] <wasmahen> yep it its proprietary[11:09:34] <wasmahen> they use VBuletin[11:10:19] <wasmahen> they could use phpbb, its open[11:10:32] <ompaul> wasmahen: and be hacked in 5 mins[11:12:23] <wasmahen> its as if, as soon as a bridge is built, a car must crash agains it[11:13:02] <wasmahen> and the path that leads to the bridge is so difficult, that only pedistrian can access it, still a car crashed there[11:13:32] <wasmahen> LzrdKing: lol yes[11:13:59] <wasmahen> everyone is saying the driver was drunk[11:14:08] <wasmahen> fortunately no one was hurt[11:19:38] * wasmahen enjoys trying out new commands[11:19:43] <wasmahen> !info kde[11:19:50] <wasmahen> !info gimp[11:20:26] <wasmahen> !info windows[11:21:09] <wasmahen> noahir: no it does not[11:21:26] <wasmahen> noahir: proove it[11:21:44] <noahir> wasmahen: 64 bit gui on 16bit kernel[11:22:06] <wasmahen> windows got pixel shading[11:22:15] <wasmahen> in the DWM![11:22:37] <wasmahen> what does compiz got?[11:22:59] <wasmahen> i can run Quake4 and GTA4[11:23:08] <wasmahen> what can your Linux run?[11:23:52] <wasmahen> ohh am scared, with your 1 pc, you gonna DDoS me?[11:24:16] <wasmahen> so linux = hacking community?[11:24:36] <wasmahen> snuxoll: he started it[11:24:49] * wasmahen goes back to coding[11:24:59] <noahir> wasmahen: enjoy .NET[11:25:09] <wasmahen> am on php dumbo[11:34:53] <wasmahen> noahir: becuse this is the land of the free[11:35:12] <wasmahen> where people are free to choose what they wish to run to their computer[11:36:07] <wasmahen> noahir: fanboyism has no gains, just give it up[11:36:26] <noahir> wasmahen: go back to .NET[11:38:28] <wasmahen> omg first look at Diaspora: http://www.joindiaspora.com/images/adams.png[11:39:14] <wasmahen> they will be competing against Facebook[11:40:52] <wasmahen> facebook is dangerous[11:42:07] <wasmahen> Facebook creates lots of emotional problems[11:43:41] <wasmahen> noahir: are you a Troll? last time Windows, now Microchips?[11:47:19] <wasmahen> man, i so want a Zinger from KFC[11:58:00] * wasmahen locks noahir in jail[11:58:12] <wasmahen> public indecency[11:58:48] * wasmahen dumps noahir to /dev/null[12:01:04] * wasmahen throws http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial.html @ noahir[12:01:22] <wasmahen> lol C language[12:01:28] <wasmahen> the core of the Linux Kernel[12:09:57] <wasmahen> lol kincest[12:12:05] <wasmahen> so all the justin beieber fans turned adults sunday hun?[12:12:16] <wasmahen> after those awesome hacks by 4chan[12:13:40] <wasmahen> Nintendo always seems to be a step ahead, now with their 3D glassless 3D gaming device[12:14:54] <wasmahen> ryaxnb: you do not know hadouken[12:15:24] <wasmahen> its the sound from street fighters[12:15:39] <wasmahen> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken_(Street_Fighter)#Hadouken[12:17:18] * wasmahen gives ryaxnb some hadouken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJKS3r_YUg[12:19:06] <wasmahen> HADOKEN!? *-{ 0===============[12:20:07] <wasmahen> HADOUKEN!? *-{ 0===============[12:21:41] <wasmahen> Chousuke: lets do some HADOKEN!? *-{ 0===============[12:23:43] <wasmahen> rmorgan: this is not support channel,[12:23:54] <wasmahen> rmorgan: try as root[12:24:47] <wasmahen> rmorgan: perhaps an application is already using that share[12:25:46] <wasmahen> gord: you want me to use my HADOUKEN on ryaxnb?[12:26:48] <wasmahen> omg, ubuntu bot can talk[12:26:56] <wasmahen> ubutom: !yay[12:27:20] <wasmahen> man this is boring, am going to slep[12:27:35] *** Parts: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.223.6)[22:47:18] *** Joins: 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<globalmixmaster_> then sorry, i cannot help you more, the other guys in #ubuntu should though[00:05:18] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.117) (Quit: globalmixmaster_)[00:09:08] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.117)[00:09:08] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[00:09:08] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[00:14:38] <globalmixmaster_> i remember this saying:[00:14:57] <globalmixmaster_> Linux is not perfect, but you can help change it for the better[00:15:04] <globalmixmaster_> or something like that[00:15:48] <globalmixmaster_> Linus: "I remember when men were man and coded their own Drivers"[00:19:32] <globalmixmaster_> using linux is like using a swiss knife to change the tyre of a car, i can work, but it takes lots of efforts[00:26:30] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.194.117) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[00:27:48] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190)[00:27:48] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[00:27:48] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[01:10:50] <globalmixmaster_> none, you probably wont really notice any difference[01:11:11] <pepper_haze> thats kinda what I was thinking globalmixmaster_[01:11:24] <globalmixmaster_> its mostly more of a problem, with imcompatible drivers and all[01:11:51] <globalmixmaster_> you will notice a difference if you are compiling 16,000+ c++ files, then you see its fast[01:13:07] <globalmixmaster_> what nmap limitations?[01:13:39] <snuxoll> globalmixmaster_: You can only mmap a file that can be adressed by a 32bit integer, which means you are effectivley capped at 2GB[02:03:49] <globalmixmaster_> i hear a buzzing sound[02:04:02] <globalmixmaster_> like a cellphone vibrating[02:04:20] <globalmixmaster_> but its a stupid kind of vibration[02:08:32] <globalmixmaster_> lol[02:11:53] <globalmixmaster_> oh i get it, its a mobile phone, set to ring an alarm at a given time[02:12:18] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ 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<globalmixmaster_> nothing happend, its just the story of one of my friend[02:50:57] <globalmixmaster_> she was dating a boy for 5 years, then they breakup.....reason, she could not change him....[02:51:14] <evilGUI> globalmixmaster_: Happened to one of my friends as well, now he's a emo/new age/religious guy =([02:52:37] <globalmixmaster_> well i told her the truth, you are stupid to think that you can change a man[03:00:47] <topyli> globalmixmaster_: maybe they don't like you because you make sweeping statements about "women" and what they want, and try to change that :)[03:04:17] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190)[03:04:19] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190)[03:06:38] <globalmixmaster_> man isn't this powerful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOhdnpateo[03:06:46] <globalmixmaster_> the ultimate torture method[03:06:47] <Type-O> globalmixmaster_: My wife changed me. Her good southern cooking made me gain weight ;)[03:07:59] <globalmixmaster_> lol wives[03:08:19] <globalmixmaster_> hifi: you so became skinny?[03:10:24] <globalmixmaster_> topyli: is she made of stone?[03:11:26] <globalmixmaster_> Type-O: true[03:14:16] <globalmixmaster_> i caannot suggest anything since am not married[03:18:34] <globalmixmaster_> its better to remain celibate or married?[03:18:51] <rmorgan> globalmixmaster_: they are one and the same[03:19:36] <globalmixmaster_> rmorgan: no its not....celibate you are not married[03:19:44] <Type-O> globalmixmaster_: no one can say. When it's meant to be, it will happen and you won't expect it.[03:21:12] <Type-O> globalmixmaster_: I met my wife out of the blue... she was just my ultima online guild buddy... then *poof* wife[03:21:46] <globalmixmaster_> Type-O: ohhhh very geeky wife then[03:22:01] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190) (Quit: globalmixmaster_)[03:46:03] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190)[03:46:03] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[03:46:03] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[03:50:18] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190)[03:56:25] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190)[04:37:55] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.197.190) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[05:28:33] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.198.143)[05:29:03] <globalmixmaster_> i know its bad, but just say an awesome Angelina Jolie scene[05:29:12] <globalmixmaster_> very dirty[05:32:35] <globalmixmaster_> aubade: shoot it[05:32:48] <aubade> globalmixmaster_: illegal, kno ):[05:34:10] <globalmixmaster_> thats not big[05:34:55] <globalmixmaster_> !silence[05:35:53] <globalmixmaster_> cntrational: HADOUKEN {=========================O[05:36:45] <globalmixmaster_> am smelling of......[05:37:10] <globalmixmaster_> lets play a game,[05:37:16] <globalmixmaster_> am smelling of.....[05:37:20] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: K, come on dawnbringer.[05:37:36] <globalmixmaster_> dawbbringer?[05:37:37] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: poop[05:37:45] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: server on WoW. I'm in the US realm.[05:37:46] <globalmixmaster_> c cntrational close[05:37:57] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: socks[05:38:39] <globalmixmaster_> its so cold that.....[05:38:59] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: Nevermind, WoW is down until like 2PM EST.[05:39:15] <globalmixmaster_> robinetd: i do not waste time on WoW[05:39:23] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: What do you waste time on then?[05:41:26] <globalmixmaster_> robinetd: ya irc[05:42:05] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: !yay[05:42:29] <globalmixmaster_> another silly one[05:43:49] <globalmixmaster_> i feel like something wants to come out of my ear, but is having lots of troubles[05:44:17] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: lock yourself into a room before the aliens break out of your skull[05:45:01] <globalmixmaster_> @time Mauritius[05:45:08] <globalmixmaster_> ohhhh[05:45:43] <globalmixmaster_> melbourne is in the future tense[05:47:02] <globalmixmaster_> Dunas: sure it does[05:47:47] <globalmixmaster_> aubade is my bot, using advance AI[05:47:58] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: I call shenanigans. aubade is my pokemon.[05:50:12] <globalmixmaster_> rare candies do not make pokemon evolve, they level up[05:50:27] <robinetd> globalmixmaster_: I made aubade evolve.[05:50:35] <globalmixmaster_> man my bot is intelligent[05:50:45] <globalmixmaster_> aubade: !talk[05:50:51] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: aubade doesn't get experience from battles[05:51:04] <cntrational> globalmixmaster_: so we must use rare candies[05:51:13] <globalmixmaster_> or ok[05:52:03] <globalmixmaster_> ROFL, one hit KO move[05:53:08] <globalmixmaster_> lol[05:55:43] <globalmixmaster_> my favorite xkcd http://xkcd.com/292/[05:56:37] <globalmixmaster_> cntrational: is a forgotten programmming loop[05:56:45] <globalmixmaster_> used by jedi long ago[05:56:55] <globalmixmaster_> in a galaxy far far away[05:57:22] <globalmixmaster_> the power to compile is insignificant next to the power of the goto[06:01:45] <globalmixmaster_> am going to liquify soon[06:03:51] <globalmixmaster_> int count //number of pizza ordered[06:05:17] * globalmixmaster_ thinks "pythin, meh"[06:05:30] <globalmixmaster_> *python[06:05:48] <globalmixmaster_> perl is not a bad place to start[06:06:12] <globalmixmaster_> badipod: no its not[06:06:46] <badipod> globalmixmaster_: There are far better languages, imo[06:07:06] <globalmixmaster_> knowing how to program is like as if god given you the power to create[06:11:47] <globalmixmaster_> LzrdKing: /me hopes[06:12:40] <globalmixmaster_> Paavi2_0: orly[06:13:17] <Paavi2_0> globalmixmaster_: yes. it booted but never got to the d.e.[06:13:40] <globalmixmaster_> Paavi2_0: how you got the OS? torrent?[06:14:09] <Paavi2_0> globalmixmaster_: guess[06:14:25] <globalmixmaster_> Paavi2_0: well i dunno, thats why am asking[06:15:04] <Paavi2_0> globalmixmaster_: read some osx_86 and hackintosh forums and figure out[06:15:54] <globalmixmaster_> i need food[06:16:08] <globalmixmaster_> kcj1993: got only chocolates[06:16:38] <kcj1993> globalmixmaster_: eat those[06:17:01] <globalmixmaster_> is Quad core 64bit?[06:17:12] <rww> globalmixmaster_: depends on the quad core, I'd imagine. Intel Core 2 Quad is.[06:17:36] <globalmixmaster_> wats the difference between quad core and core 2 quad?[06:18:06] <darknemesis> globalmixmaster_, think about it[06:18:18] <rww> globalmixmaster_: quad core means any processor with four cores. Intel Core 2 Quad is a line of CPUs with four cores made by Intel using the Core 2 architecture.[06:18:47] <globalmixmaster_> kcj1993: hey, am not supposed to know all hardware[06:18:50] <darknemesis> globalmixmaster_, core 2 = 2 cores quad = 4 so there are 4 cores *2[06:25:09] <globalmixmaster_> so it keeps the cofee warm?[06:25:21] <h00k> globalmixmaster_: I imagine it would.[06:25:49] <globalmixmaster_> but it would need a usb connection, else it wont work[06:26:11] <globalmixmaster_> so in the kitchen, where there is no computer, it wont work[06:26:37] <Pici> kcj1993: Actually my question was for globalmixmaster_[06:27:00] <globalmixmaster_> Pici: what was your question again?[06:27:05] <Pici> globalmixmaster_: nevermind.[06:27:06] <h00k> globalmixmaster_: I have a netbook, it can be anywhere. Including the bathroom![06:27:49] <globalmixmaster_> or you can use an AC to usb power converter[06:28:16] <globalmixmaster_> its like using a car as a chariot[06:29:09] <globalmixmaster_> oh well, need to go and face 18C temperature outside, with only a shirt and pant on me :( god help me[06:30:26] *** Parts: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.198.143)[06:30:27] <Dunas> globalmixmaster_: Wear a jacket?[07:18:27] *** Joins: wasmahen (neoanderso@41.136.219.24)[07:18:27] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[07:18:27] *** mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[07:18:32] <wasmahen> hi[07:18:50] <robinetd> wasmahen: why do you change your name when you login?[07:18:58] <wasmahen> am at home now[07:19:04] <wasmahen> last time i was in office[07:19:12] <robinetd> Right, but you logged in, changed name to mahen23, then changed it back to wasmahen.[07:19:25] <IdleOne> * wasmahen is now known as mahen23[07:19:25] <IdleOne> * mahen23 is now known as wasmahen[07:19:26] <wasmahen> oh[07:19:43] <wasmahen> what do you prefer, mahen23, wasmahen or globalmixmaster?[07:20:06] <robinetd> Should've known there was a relation to globalmixmaster and the blue fish in the indian ocean.[07:22:23] <wasmahen> i cannot use mahen23, am banned on ##php[07:22:52] <robinetd> wasmahen: Uh, changing your nick to get into a channel is evasion.[07:22:57] <LjL> wasmahen: so you use nick changes to ban evade? :([07:23:18] <wasmahen> i was doing a pacman game in ##php[07:23:35] <bazhang> wasmahen, freenode staff hang out in here too you know[07:23:45] <wasmahen> i know[07:23:53] <wasmahen> wait let me test[07:23:58] *** wasmahen is now known as mahen23[07:28:11] <mahen23> @mauritius[07:28:36] <bazhang> mahen23, @now place[07:29:04] <mahen23> @now mauritius[07:47:17] <mahen23> man, all that time i thought it was a girl, its now that they say its justin Beiber[07:49:16] <mahen23> what's this :3 ?[07:49:23] <robinetd> mahen23: A cat.[07:49:34] <bazhang> mahen23, zoidberg[07:49:42] <mahen23> does not look like one[07:49:49] <robinetd> mahen23: It looks exactly like a cat.[07:49:53] <LzrdKing> mahen23: i guy with a hairlip[07:50:20] <mahen23> i thouhht it was a broken heart[07:50:32] <robinetd> mahen23: ... </3[07:51:10] <LzrdKing> mahen23: broken heart is </3[07:51:25] <mahen23> gotcha[07:54:33] <mahen23> OST = opennning theme?[07:55:03] <aubade> mahen23: original soundtrack, opening is usually OP[07:55:39] <mahen23> oh gosh, i got a sad plugin crash in Firefox[08:15:45] <mahen23> my rss reader is google reader[08:18:11] * mahen23 wants some attention[08:18:31] <abhi_nav> mahen23, hi[08:18:41] <mahen23> abhi_nav: hello[08:19:12] <mahen23> abhi_nav: am wasmahen, globalmixmaster and now mahen23, hello[08:19:31] <abhi_nav> mahen23, I know. I was in FBI. :p[08:19:33] <mahen23> resno: plasma, why?[08:19:43] <abhi_nav> mahen23, I am a spy. Beware!!![08:20:09] <mahen23> abhi_nav: i did not wrong saheeb[08:20:31] <abhi_nav> mahen23, ok. so whatsup?[08:21:03] <mahen23> abhi_nav: i was in the bus and saw some bouncy boobs, they are still in my mind :([08:21:36] <abhi_nav> mahen23, boobs monkey?[08:22:09] <mahen23> abhi_nav: monkey? where does a monjey came from?[08:22:13] <mahen23> monkey*[08:22:34] <abhi_nav> mahen23, I am not fluent in english[08:36:23] <mahen23> just updated my website with Xijaro and Anbrok sessions[09:19:33] <mahen23> filipinoes are from what country?[09:20:00] <rww> mahen23: the Phillipines[09:20:08] <mahen23> rww: oh thanks[09:29:50] <mahen23> who is Brittany? i wanna meet her[09:30:34] <mahen23> Phrea: cuz its exciting[09:30:42] <bazhang> mahen23, brittany spears, the singer[09:30:50] <mahen23> oh oh forget it[09:50:40] <mahen23> lxsys: mine is 52Kb/s talk about that...[10:44:17] <mahen23> LzrdKing: you are talking od Danica, yes she is hot[10:44:20] <mahen23> of*[10:45:00] <mahen23> ya, she is Danica patrick[10:45:28] <mahen23> i used godaddy, my hosting will expire soon[10:47:57] <mahen23> canthus13: does not all girl who has fame behave like that?[10:48:25] <mahen23> motherDearest lol[10:48:40] <rww> mahen23: to about the same extent as all male IRC users employ negative stereotypes[10:49:01] <mahen23> rww: say that to canthus13[10:49:16] <rww> mahen23: canthus13 wasn't generalizing[10:49:43] <mahen23> rww: why you need to be always right ? :([10:56:09] <mahen23> man i want to work at LHC[10:56:31] <robinetd> mahen23: Stick your head in front of the particle beam, it's fun![10:57:15] <mahen23> vuzuzuzela[10:57:37] <mahen23> vuluzulu[10:58:03] <mahen23> bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[10:58:47] <mahen23> we have audiofeed in the irc?[10:58:54] <canthus13> mahen23: I work for a cable company.[10:58:55] <bazhang> mahen23, no[10:59:12] <mahen23> canthus13: oh[11:01:25] <mahen23> Angels & Demons is fantastic movie[11:02:14] <canthus13> mahen23: But yes. sudo cat /dev/input/event3 > /dev/dsp will play irssi conversations for you.[11:04:35] <mahen23> how can one blow out one throat? we just blow air out, we do not use thoat...[11:04:54] <canthus13> mahen23: SHe ruptured it by blowing too hard.[11:05:22] <mahen23> LzrdKing: to verify credit card formalities[11:05:42] <LzrdKing> mahen23: they don't need 24 hours for that![11:06:14] <mahen23> i was an international customer, so they took 48hrs[11:06:41] <LzrdKing> mahen23: i htought you said you used godaddy[11:06:53] <mahen23> LzrdKing: i am talking of godaddy[11:07:13] <mahen23> godaddy took 48hrs to verify my credit card formalities[11:07:34] <mahen23> that also there was some mistakes[11:07:48] <mahen23> and they promptly cancelled my account[11:08:20] <mahen23> what happened was that i took the account on my name, and my friend paid it, with paypal[11:08:49] <mahen23> when they saw our geographical address do not match, they got all excited and cancelled everything[11:09:16] <mahen23> well needless to say, it was a real mess[11:11:42] <mahen23> dns takes 48hrs max[11:13:46] <mahen23> LzrdKing: no, cannot happen, its already locked[11:14:26] <LzrdKing> mahen23: its not locked, sites still say its available[11:16:45] <mahen23> with mauritius.biz , hosting was setup in 5hrs[11:18:51] <mahen23> Ewan McGregor is a great actor[11:19:35] <mahen23> Ewan McGregor is a great actor[11:19:52] <mahen23> no, i really mean good actor[11:20:12] <mahen23> after Star wars , now i watch him in Angels & Demons[11:23:45] <mahen23> funkyHat: lol yes[11:23:59] <mahen23> i guess that strange thing is a party[11:24:17] <mahen23> Dan Brown its the one of the best writers[11:24:29] <bazhang> mahen23, compared to whom[11:24:41] <mahen23> bazhang: eum, tom clency[11:24:58] <bazhang> mahen23, anyone else?[11:25:38] <mahen23> Phrea: what is that countdown?[11:25:53] <bazhang> mahen23, world cup[11:26:26] * mahen23 ignores world cup[11:26:54] <mahen23> is Holland = Netherland?[11:27:00] <bazhang> mahen23, yes[11:27:08] <mahen23> ok will watch then[11:29:47] <mahen23> that guy was using a windows vista...in the movie[11:29:59] <bazhang> mahen23, which guy[11:30:18] <mahen23> in Angels & demons, the illuminati guy[11:31:20] <mahen23> h00k: first DavinciCode, then Angels & demons[11:32:26] <mahen23> bazhang: man you got the book?[11:32:40] <bazhang> mahen23, no way[11:59:56] <mahen23> Yeah, go Netherlands[12:10:33] <mahen23> damm[12:12:34] * mahen23 makes bbq[12:16:42] *** Parts: mahen23 (neoanderso@41.136.219.24)[22:26:15] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.198.143)[22:26:15] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[22:26:15] *** mahen23 is now known as globalmixmaster_[22:26:46] *** Quits: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.198.143) (Client Quit)[22:27:24] *** Joins: globalmixmaster_ (~neoanders@41.136.198.143)[22:27:24] *** globalmixmaster_ is now known as mahen23[22:27:34] <mahen23> morning[22:36:25] <mahen23> why is my hands smelling of girl perfume, when i never wear perfume?[22:37:09] <mahen23> nopes[22:37:26] <mahen23> i think its from my mouse[23:53:05] *** Quits: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.198.143) (Quit: mahen23)[23:55:42] *** Joins: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.198.143)[00:17:46] <mahen23> i just bought the book Physics of the Impossible by Michio Kaku on Ebay[00:18:14] <badipod> mahen23: K. And?[00:18:28] <mahen23> and thats it[00:19:15] <mahen23> badipod: no, i just spend way too much time on IRC, so i consider reading a bit[00:19:41] <mahen23> lol, do you imagin me reading this book in the bus, wow, girls will be amazed[00:20:25] <mahen23> bazhang: lol, how do i know?[00:20:36] <bazhang> mahen23, I would bet no[00:21:24] <Type-O> mahen23: to make it real good for the girls, take off your shoe while reading it, then your knee high sock, then eat some toe jam[00:21:52] <mahen23> Type-O: yuck[00:23:44] <mahen23> Settlers 2 is a 1996 game[00:43:46] <mahen23> TheBetrayedPuppy: i make money with PHP[00:44:51] <TheBetrayedPuppy> mahen23: how do you get people to accept Linux server installs on their network. I haven't figured out the fine art of selling FOSS LAMPs[00:45:15] <mahen23> TheBetrayedPuppy: have you got convincing power?[00:45:33] <mahen23> spread some lies, talk how uptime of Windows is bad[00:45:58] <mahen23> i made some money selling Mandriva, and they liked it[00:46:56] <mahen23> TheBetrayedPuppy: another great chance to bring in Competition, name as php[00:50:19] <mahen23> TheBetrayedPuppy: do you do the coding?[00:50:52] <TheBetrayedPuppy> mahen23: I, me, myself, yep[00:51:31] <mahen23> TheBetrayedPuppy: then charge them for the coding and your labour for setting up / configuring the server[00:52:15] <TheBetrayedPuppy> mahen23 ok, gr8, and how do you get leads, cold-calling?[00:52:28] <mahen23> leads?[00:53:11] <mahen23> well sure, i would prefer that you go door to door, doing presentations and all, showing how you are the best[00:53:25] <mahen23> if you do not move, customers would not come[00:53:37] <TheBetrayedPuppy> mahen23: starting where?[00:54:04] <mahen23> i called people in their homes, and triked them that am offering free computer course, so that they can allow me to install mandriva on their PC[00:54:19] <mahen23> and i charged them money for that[00:54:24] <mahen23> and it worked[00:54:46] <TheBetrayedPuppy> mahen23: in which place did you get such customers?[00:54:46] <mahen23> if ever i become unemployed, i will go back selling linuxes[00:55:04] <mahen23> TheBetrayedPuppy: Mauritius, it is booming here[00:55:56] <mahen23> lucky?[00:56:04] <mahen23> here in the irc or india?[00:56:55] <mahen23> i know india is saturated with IT businesses, but you must try[01:06:54] <mahen23> i recommend this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6979560348655713314[01:07:41] <mahen23> they make money in the cloud comouting[01:07:55] <mahen23> man i cant type while eating[01:16:39] <mahen23> YES!!![02:40:20] *** Quits: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.198.143) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[03:25:32] *** Joins: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.195.131)[03:25:44] <mahen23> man the food was good[03:32:20] <mahen23> so what were we talking again?[03:33:45] <mahen23> every IRC channel is logged AFAIK[03:33:57] <rww> mahen23: logged, yes. publicly logged, theoretically no[03:34:11] <mahen23> rww: yes, #mandriva does it[03:34:24] <AtomicSpark> mahen23: this channel isnt logged.[03:34:25] <rww> mahen23: #mandriva is not every channel[03:34:29] <AtomicSpark> mahen23: now some users may retain logs.[03:34:47] <mahen23> AtomicSpark: oh, then it was a useer's log[03:35:41] <mahen23> man there is no water....an i just return from the toilet[03:37:35] <mahen23> oh, look the iphone5: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4764273405_396564c798_b.jpg[04:09:05] <mahen23> AtomicSpark: you can stop the countdown: shoutdown.exe -a[04:09:14] <mahen23> shutdown.exe -a[04:09:24] <mahen23> in cmd.exe[04:09:56] <AtomicSpark> mahen23: tell me this 10 years ago?[04:12:58] <mahen23> man that music is hot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVIFVOumiAw&feature=related[04:23:53] <mahen23> this is what happens when you work with a bunch of imature brats[04:24:03] <mahen23> they are all adults here[04:24:27] <mahen23> but they are playing around and makes jokes[04:24:41] <badipod> mahen23: Curse them for having fun'[04:24:50] <mahen23> badipod: i will[04:24:58] <mahen23> people got work here[04:28:29] <mahen23> @now mauritus[04:28:38] <mahen23> @now Mauritius[04:28:54] <mahen23> am in the future[04:29:48] * mahen23 goes back to coding[04:37:00] *** Quits: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.195.131) (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)[04:44:32] *** Joins: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.195.206)[04:45:05] <mahen23> am now listenning to Anbrok Sessions 047[05:00:40] <mahen23> this rocks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfUCo36SgF0[05:04:42] <mahen23> what are the symptoms of Alzymer[05:05:08] <dwatkins> I imagine wikipedia can tell you that, mahen23[05:05:41] <mahen23> lack of sleep can give you the symptoms of alzymer[05:06:15] <mahen23> like sometimes, i forget what i ate last night[05:06:31] <cwillu_at_work> mahen23, inability to spell Alzheimers[05:07:03] <mahen23> or if sometime i wake up in the middle of the night to drink water, the next morning, am not sure if it really happened[05:36:04] <mahen23> man awesome lightsaber batttle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZM4Hkw5CPk&feature=fvw[05:39:01] <dwatkins> nice, mahen23[06:07:05] <mahen23> resno: try it...[06:18:56] <mahen23> man[06:19:22] <mahen23> man mysql[06:19:58] <mahen23> that thing was working yesterdat[06:20:19] <mahen23> now, just when am going home, it breaks[06:27:02] <mahen23> see you on the other side of the gate[06:29:07] *** Parts: mahen23 (~neoanders@41.136.195.206)[07:36:27] *** Joins: mahen23 (neoanderso@41.136.221.52)[07:46:44] <mahen23> so like my company decided to setup an association to help old people (which cost money) rather than buying original Windows licence and photoshop!!![07:46:49] <mahen23> one day[07:46:56] <mahen23> i will crash open the door[07:47:06] <mahen23> and tell the boss my point of view[07:47:14] <mahen23> support our fellow developer[07:51:34] <robinetd> mahen23: lol, windows.[08:16:04] <mahen23> cwillu_at_work: or you are a web developer too?[08:16:10] <cwillu_at_work> mahen23, among other things[08:16:40] <cwillu_at_work> mahen23, I do electronics and copy editing, and literally everything in between[08:25:46] <mahen23> whatever these people at mozilla will do, they can never seem to please everyone[08:25:54] <mahen23> people will always rant[08:26:01] <mahen23> and whine[08:28:59] <mahen23> because its callle Developer userguide[08:29:13] <mahen23> that is why they make big conferecnces like PDC[08:29:56] <mahen23> because if you code a program on windows 7, its stupid to give it the apperance of a windows 98 era software[08:31:06] <mahen23> linux developers do not need to worry about that since the window manager takes care of window decoration[08:31:19] <LjL> mahen23: yeah that makes sense... *on windows 7*. not on other platforms though[08:31:33] <LjL> mahen23: eh, i bet that's about to change.[08:31:55] <mahen23> LjL: what is about to change?[08:32:22] <LjL> mahen23: the windows decorations being "untouchable" and handled by the window manager. i mean, they'll probably still mostly be handled by the window manager, but with input from programs.[08:33:06] <LjL> mahen23: Shuttleworth already blabbered about doing something like that, and it's going to be required for applications that want to work the same way they work in Windows - and maybe Firefox isn't doing it *just yet*, but it was certainly going to: https://wiki.mozilla.org/Firefox/4.0_Linux_Theme_Mockups[08:45:26] <mahen23> mc44: lol[08:56:34] <mahen23> if you could have one super power, what would that be?[08:56:52] <mahen23> mine would be to create explosions with my hands[08:57:17] <resno> mahen23: really exploions with your hands? sounds like that would back fire[08:57:35] <mahen23> like i would just snap my fingers and the target object explodes[08:58:43] <mahen23> what is there in the home dir of funkyHat?[08:59:37] <resno> ill purge the usual details later on mahen23[09:01:00] <mahen23> everything gets old, even BP oil spill: http://mashable.com/2010/07/06/oil-spill-stats/[09:02:24] <resno> mahen23: the oil spill got old about a month ago. its just needs to be taken care of.[09:03:31] <mahen23> jarv1s: i do not get your point...[09:03:47] <resno> mahen23: i wondered the same thing[09:04:34] <mahen23> resno: you wondered weather i will get the point or wondered what jarv1s is talking about?[09:06:37] <mahen23> this is the kind of explosion i want to create with the snap of my hands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_XbMRRtEJ8[09:07:19] <mahen23> s/hands/fingers[09:33:17] <mahen23> my screen looks like its having an epilepsy attack[09:33:32] <mahen23> its vibrating[09:35:22] <mahen23> oh i get it now[09:38:18] <mahen23> re?[10:26:31] <mahen23> is it possible that i get access to all the lines i've typed in #ubuntu-offtopic?[10:26:41] <snuxoll> mahen23: if you have logs[10:26:58] <mahen23> snuxoll: i do not have one, any of you got one?[10:27:37] <mahen23> snuxoll: i need only for the last 2 weeks, please[10:34:27] <mahen23> snuxoll left me on the side of the road like a piece of junk :([10:36:14] <snuxoll> mahen23: got em