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<h1><a href="http://omegle.com/">Omegle</a> conversation log</h1>
<h2>2010-05-14</h2>
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<DIV class=statuslog>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Jesus Christ, I love you.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Yes, I do.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Unfortunately I am not Jesus. Nor Christ.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Oh no.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> I have come to the wrong place.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Yeah.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> However...</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> You can order pizza here.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Awesome.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> So, would you like some fries with your misplaced Jesus?</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Yes please.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Here you go. And for your troubles, here are some extra (useless) ketchup packs.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Hundreds of them.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> All taking up the space of your table</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> I don't even like ketchup!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Oh God, I'm in hell, aren't I?</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Oh lord.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Forgive me, please.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Too bad. Protocol here says that ketchup must be given</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> NEVER. Now eat your vegan pizza</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> VEGAN?!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> It only has TOMATO PASTE on it</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> NO.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> NOOOOO.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> It is a trial you must pass!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> STOP THIS TORMENT, PLEASE SHOW MERCY.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Okay, here. Have some more ketchup.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> I'm putting ketchup on your ketchup now.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> But why, why must I suffer so?</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> I hope you appreciate my gesture of good will</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Suffer? Good sir, ketchup is good for you!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Like unicorns and narwhals</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> It's full of preservatives and additional colour crap!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Except ketchup actually exists</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Artificial...</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> NARWHALS EXIST. FUCK YOU.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Yes yes, tell me all that when you have it in your mouth</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> What? No they don't! You sir, are high!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> High off mustard or something.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Are you smoking crayons again?</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Oh, yes. Delicious mustard.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> You devil. You are no longer welcomed into this establishment! </DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> Can I still masturbate?</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Now leave. Before I waterboard you. But with ketchup.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Sure. But only if you jerk it with ketchup in your hands.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> While I tape it.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> NO. NOT KETCHUP. KETCHUP IS THE DEMONS.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> NO I AM NOT.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> I AM JESUS CHRIST</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> YOU ARE NOW THE ZOMBIES</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> 'S BUTT PLUG</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> THE ZOMBIES' BUTT PLUG?!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> JESUS CHRIST!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> NO.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> JESUS'</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> YESSSS</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> YEEEEAH!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> IA IA CHTULHU FTAGHN!</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> ZAAAAAAALGO</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> KLAFJEKSLJFDASKFLEWQ</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=youmsg><SPAN class=msgsource>You:</SPAN> OH GOD, TOO MUCH /x/. OVERLOAD.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Well sir, here are your ketchup packs.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=strangermsg><SPAN class=msgsource>Stranger:</SPAN> Have a nice day</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=statuslog>Your conversational partner has disconnected.</DIV></DIV>
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