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blognomic-parser.pl
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#!/usr/bin/perl

use HTML::TreeBuilder;

use LWP::UserAgent;
use HTTP::Request;

(print "You must specify the URL-name of a proposal.\n"), exit
  unless scalar @ARGV == 1;

my $proposal = $ARGV[0];

(print "Only [0-9a-zA-Z_-] are accepted in proposal names.\n"), exit
  unless $proposal =~ /^[0-9a-zA-Z_-]+$/;

my $emperor = 'Darth Cliche';

my $agent = LWP::UserAgent->new();
$agent->agent("BlogNomic Bot");
$agent->timeout(20);

my $request = HTTP::Request->new(GET => "http://blognomic.com/archive/$proposal/");
my $reply = $agent->request($request);
if(!$reply->is_success) {
  print "Failed to read BlogNomic:", $reply->status_line,"\n";
  exit;
}

my $html = $reply->content;
my $tree = HTML::TreeBuilder->new_from_content($html);
$tree->elementify();
eval {
  my %uncounted;
  my %votes;
  my $vetoed = 0;
  my $selfkilled = 0;
  my $author = $tree->look_down("_tag" => "p", "class" => "post-footer")
    ->look_down("_tag" => "a")->as_text();
  $votes{$author} = 'for';

  for my $comment ($tree->look_down("_tag" => "div", "class" => "comment")) {
    my $commenter = $comment->look_down("_tag" => "h3")
      ->look_down("_tag" => "a")->as_text();
    my $body = $comment->look_down("_tag" => "div", "class" => "commentbody");
    my @votes = $body->look_down("_tag" => "img",
                                 "src" => qr-^http://blognomic\.com/images/vote/-);
    my $vote = undef;
    for my $maybe_vote (@votes) {
      my $alt = lc $maybe_vote->attr('alt');
      next unless $alt;
      $alt eq 'for' and $vote = 'for';
      $alt eq 'against' and $vote = 'against';
      $alt eq 'imperial' and $vote = 'deferential';
      $alt eq 'veto' and $commenter eq $emperor and $vetoed = 1;
    }
    next unless $vote;
    $vote eq 'against' and $commenter eq $author and $selfkilled = 1;

    if ($votes{$commenter}) {
      if ($uncounted{$commenter}) {
        $uncounted{$commenter} .= ", " . $votes{$commenter};
      } else {
        $uncounted{$commenter} = $votes{$commenter};
      }
    }
    $votes{$commenter} = $vote;
  }

  my @for;
  my @against;
  my @deferential;

  for my $player (keys %votes) {
    $votes{$player} eq 'for' and push @for, $player;
    $votes{$player} eq 'against' and push @against, $player;
    $votes{$player} eq 'deferential' and push @deferential, $player;
  }

  print "VETOED! " if $vetoed;
  print "SELF-KILLED! " if $selfkilled;
  $" = ", ";
  my $fortotal = 0;
  my $againsttotal = 0;
  my $udeftotal = 0;
  if (!@deferential) {
    $fortotal = @for;
    $againsttotal = @against;
    @for = ("(nobody)") unless @for;
    @against = ("(nobody)") unless @against;
    print "FOR: @for; AGAINST: @against";
  } elsif ($votes{$emperor} eq 'for') {
    print "FOR: @for + (deferential) @deferential; AGAINST: @against";
    $fortotal = @for + @deferential;
    $againsttotal = @against;
  } elsif ($votes{$emperor} eq 'against') {
    print "FOR: @for; AGAINST: @against + (deferential) @deferential";
    $fortotal = @for;
    $againsttotal = @against + @deferential;
  } else {
    $fortotal = @for;
    $againsttotal = @against;
    $udeftotal = @deferential;
    @for = ("(nobody)") unless @for;
    @against = ("(nobody)") unless @against;
    print "FOR: @for; AGAINST: @against; (unresolved) DEFERENTIAL: @deferential";
  }

  print " [$fortotal-$againsttotal";
  print "-$udeftotal" if $udeftotal;
  print "]";

  if (%uncounted) {
    print ". Uncounted votes: ";
    my $sep = '';
    for my $voter (keys %uncounted) {
      print "$sep$voter (" . $uncounted{$voter}.")";
      $sep = ", ";
    }
  }

  print ".\n";
  $tree->delete();
  exit;
};
#print $tree->dump();
#if ($tree && $tree->look_down("_tag" => "b") &&
#    $tree->look_down("_tag" => "b")->as_text eq 'Fatal error') {
#  print "BlogNomic crashed trying to read the proposal page, try again later.\n";
#} else {
print "Unable to parse BlogNomic; is that a proposal?\n";
#}
$tree->delete() if $tree;

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blognomicbot.pl
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#! /usr/bin/perl -pT
$|=1;
$x=0;
$channel="#nomic";
$p="";
$ENV{LC_ALL}='C';
$ENV{'PATH'} = '/bin:/usr/bin';
delete @ENV{'IFS', 'CDPATH', 'ENV', 'BASH_ENV'};
m/^PING (.*\r?\n?)$/ and $_ = $p = "PONG $1\r\nNAMES #nomic\r\nTOPIC #nomic\r\n" and $x=1;
m/^:[^ ]* 376/ and $_="${p}JOIN $channel\r\n" and $send = 4997 and $x=1;
m/^:[^ ]* 353/ and $l.=$_;
m/^:[^ ]* 332/ and $m=$_;
m/^:[^ ]* PRIVMSG #nomic :!votes ([a-zA-Z0-9_-]+)\r?\n?$/ and $_="PRIVMSG #nomic :".`perl /home/ais523/blognomic/blognomic-parser.pl $1`."\r\n" and $x=1;
if(/^:[^ ]* 366/) {
    open $fh, '>', 'nomicnames.irc';
    print $fh "$l$m";
    $ol=$l;
    $l="";
    close $fh;
}
if(/^:[^ ]* 333/) {
    open $fh, '>', 'nomicnames.irc';
    print $fh "$ol$m";
    close $fh;
}
!defined($global) || !$global and (($global=1),($_="NICK blognomicbot\r\nPASS !!!!!!!!!!\r\nUSER blognomicbot localhost moo.slashnet.org :BlogNomic Bot\r\n"),($x=1));
$x or $_='';
print STDERR $_;

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blognomicbot.sh
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tee /dev/stderr < bbotfifo | netcat moo.slashnet.org 6667 | tee /dev/stderr | perl -T blognomicbot.pl > bbotfifo