rendered paste body<html><title> The translate-inator</title><body><form name="form"> <br> <div align="right"><b><pre>javascript text replace</pre></b></div><br> <br> <br><pre>Normal: </pre><input type="text" name="normal" value="" size="60" rows="7"></textarea> <br><input type="button" value="Translate!" onClick=translate()> <br><pre>translate: </pre><input type="text" name="translate" value="" size="60" rows="7"></textarea></form> <script language="Javascript"> function translate() { form.translate.value="" mystring=new String(form.normal.value+" "); if (mystring==" ") { switch (Math.floor(Math.random()*7)) { case 0: mystring="gudam p0h mga peepz of da world! -gm-";break; case 1: mystring="ingat p0h u lagi. mwahuggz. -gm-";break; case 2: mystring="kmain na me. kmain nb u? -gm-";break; case 3: mystring="penge p0h ng kowtz. lolz. hehe. -gm-";break; case 4: mystring="la p0h me magawa. -gm-";break; case 5: mystring="pwede p0h b mging txtm8 us? -gm-";break; case 6: mystring="nkload n rin me ng unli sa wks!!!!! -gm-";break; 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mystring=mystring.replace(/ma/gi,"m"); mystring=mystring.replace(/wa/gi,"w"); mystring=mystring.replace(/pa/gi,"p"); mystring=mystring.replace(/ha/gi,"h"); mystring=mystring.replace(/la/gi,"l"); mystring=mystring.replace(/ka/gi,"k"); mystring=mystring.replace(/sa/gi,"s"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzkzazz/gi,"ka "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zznzazz/gi,"na "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzbzazz/gi,"ba "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzgzazz/gi,"ga "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzmzazz/gi,"ma "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzwzazz/gi,"wa "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzpzazz/gi,"pa "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzszazz/gi,"sa "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzlzazz/gi,"la "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzhzazz/gi,"ha "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzkzazz/gi,"ka "); mystring=mystring.replace(/zznzaizz/gi,"nai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzbzaizz/gi,"bai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzgzaizz/gi,"gai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzmzaizz/gi,"mai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzwzaizz/gi,"wai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzpzaizz/gi,"pai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzhzaizz/gi,"hai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzlzaizz/gi,"lai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzkzaizz/gi,"kai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzszaizz/gi,"sai"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zznzaazz/gi,"naa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzbzaazz/gi,"baa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzgzaazz/gi,"gaa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzmzaazz/gi,"maa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzwzaazz/gi,"waa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzpzaazz/gi,"paa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzhzaazz/gi,"haa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzlzaazz/gi,"laa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzkzaazz/gi,"kaa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzszaazz/gi,"saa"); mystring=mystring.replace(/ the /gi," d "); mystring=mystring.replace(/ air/gi,"zzzairzzz"); mystring=mystring.replace(/air/gi,"r"); mystring=mystring.replace(/zzzairzzz/gi," air"); mystring=mystring.replace(/ ka /gi," u "); mystring=mystring.replace("who u, n0h?","hu u?"); mystring=mystring.replace(/syo/gi,"sau"); mystring=mystring.replace(/ is /gi," s "); mystring=mystring.replace(/ are /gi," r "); mystring=mystring.replace(/ngun/gi,"ngaun"); mystring=mystring.replace(/p0h/gi,"p0wh"); mystring=mystring.replace(/jof/gi,"pari"); mystring=mystring.toLowerCase(); i=0; while (i!=mystring.length) { weh=mystring.substr(i,1) if (Math.floor(Math.random()*5)<2) { weh=weh.toUpperCase(); } form.translate.value=form.translate.value+weh; i++; } } </script> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><font face="Lucida Console" size="1">© 4u7h0r 2008</font> <br> <br><font face="Lucida Console" size="1">for comments, suggestions, missed out words, email me at 4u7h0r[at]gmail.com</font> <br><font face="Lucida Console" size="1">for violent reactions, hold alt then press f4 for windows or hold command then press q for mac</font> </body></html>