Mine

on *:text:*:#: {
  if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /halt } 
  if ($1 == .k) /k $2-
  if ($1 == .kb) /kb $2-
  if ($1 == .gag) /mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,2)
  if ($1 == .degag) /mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,2)
  }
}