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on *:TEXT:!setgreet*:#: {
  set %personal.greet.lol. $+ $nick on
  set %personal.greet $+ $nick $2-
  msg $chan 15 $+ $nick $+ , Your Personal Greet Has Been Set To:7 $2- $+ .
}
on *:JOIN:#: {
  if (%personal.greet.lol. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == on) {
    msg $chan [7 $+ $nick $+ ]: %personal.greet [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
  }
  if (%personal.greet.lol. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) {
    notice $nick Get A Greet! [!setgreet GREET ]
  }
  if (%quit.set [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == on) {
    set %join.time [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $asctime(hh:nn:ss tt)
  }
}
on *:QUIT: {
  set %quit.set [ $+ [ $nick ] ] on
  set %quit.time [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $asctime(h:nntt)
  set %quit.date [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $asctime(mm/dd/yy)
}