An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution
had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he
said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a
7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He
looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even
faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was
even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He
tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw
the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising
his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The
bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny
my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even
credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make
the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest
resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws
together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about
to receive, I am truly thankful."