In what historians and poets will call "an epic battle unrivaled exceptin the halls of Valhalla", I have vanquished the evildoing denizens ofthe wasteland referred to fearfully by the natives only as "fridge",with my faithful ally Garbage Disposal standing fearlessly by my side.Among the casualties:One (1) White Fuzz, whose nearly impregnable masquerade as "spinach andfeta pasta" was defeated only upon close inspectionSeveral (several) Green Penne, disguised among innocent penne civiliansOne (1) Unknown Meal, imprisoned eternally in an asiana-style tupperwareSome (some) Peanut Butter of the Ancients, laid to its final restOne thousand (1000) Grey-and-White Fungus Monsters and their unfortunatehostage, Leftover ChiliOne (1) beast of nightmares, haunting mortal minds since the beginningof time, emerging from its endless slumber every three million years towreak havoc upon civilization in episodes documented on ancient stonetablets by diligent scribes as "Classic Hommus (sell-by: 06/30/09)"Happily rescued prisoners include:Two (2) tupperware pieces, sent to their homeland to frolick happily inthe pastures of the tupperware cupboardThree (3) glass jars and One (1) plastic tub, long since deceased andcommitted to a proper burial in the recyclingOne (1) ceramic bowl, soon to be reunited with its family afterpsychological counselling at the hands of the dishwasher