on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#:{
/set %8ball $rand(1,116)
if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan Out come looks good!
if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan Out come looks bad!
if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan How would I know that?
if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan Could you repeat the question?
if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan Of course! How could it not be?
if (%8ball == 6) .msg $chan Not a chance!
if (%8ball == 7) .msg $chan Don't count on it!
if (%8ball == 8) .msg $chan All sources point to no!
if (%8ball == 9) .msg $chan All sources point to yes!
if (%8ball == 10) .msg $chan Don't bet too much money on it!
if (%8ball == 11) .msg $chan Definately!
if (%8ball == 12) .msg $chan Definately not!
if (%8ball == 13) .msg $chan Not a chance!
if (%8ball == 14) .msg $chan This is an 8-ball, not a crystal ball...!
if (%8ball == 15) .msg $chan Don't Hold Your Breath!
if (%8ball == 16) .msg $chan Yes!
if (%8ball == 17) .msg $chan No!
if (%8ball == 18) .msg $chan Fat Chance!
if (%8ball == 19) .msg $chan hold on, gotta take a shit
if (%8ball == 20) .msg $chan I JUST FARTED!!
if (%8ball == 21) .msg $chan damn I gotta take a piss...BAAADDD!!!
if (%8ball == 22) .msg $chan Has anyone seen my other ball?
if (%8ball == 23) .msg $chan Like I would know!
if (%8ball == 24) .msg $chan yes???
if (%8ball == 25) .msg $chan no???
if (%8ball == 26) .msg $chan In your wildest, craziest, bodacious, helacious dream
if (%8ball == 27) .msg $chan Only if I give a damn...and I don't
if (%8ball == 28) .msg $chan Only if you give a damn
if (%8ball == 29) .msg $chan LaLaLaLa...what? did you say something?
if (%8ball == 30) .msg $chan yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
if (%8ball == 31) .msg $chan no no no no no no no
if (%8ball == 32) .msg $chan I know you love me ;)
if (%8ball == 33) .msg $chan Go ask the 9-ball!
if (%8ball == 34) .msg $chan Do I look like a cue ball?
if (%8ball == 35) .msg $chan looks pretty good!
if (%8ball == 36) .msg $chan looks pretty bad!
if (%8ball == 37) .msg $chan Ofcourse! How could it not be?
if (%8ball == 38) .msg $chan How the hell would I know that?
if (%8ball == 39) .msg $chan Not a chance on earth!
if (%8ball == 40) .msg $chan Shouldn't you know this?...Sheesh!
if (%8ball == 41) .msg $chan You're Dumb, go away
if (%8ball == 42) .msg $chan Both!
if (%8ball == 43) .msg $chan Alright, sounds good enough to be right..
if (%8ball == 44) .msg $chan My Magic 8-Ball shows the letters..."Y, e, and s"
if (%8ball == 45) .msg $chan My Magic 8-Ball shows the letters..."N and o"
if (%8ball == 46) .msg $chan My Magic 8-Ball shows a Lamah Screaming "Noooo!"
if (%8ball == 47) .msg $chan The Magic 8-Ball shows a picture of a little fairy, trying to teach a little kid how to fly and the little kid doesn't want to lear.....oops wrong story! NO!
if (%8ball == 48) .msg $chan This one will have to go to the judges...and...I'm sorry..The judges have ruled No to that question
if (%8ball == 49) .msg $chan This one will have to go to the judges...and.....The judges have gave me a thumbs up to that question!
if (%8ball == 50) .msg $chan I'm an 8-ball not a pool stick!
if (%8ball == 51) .msg $chan ummmmmmm....whatever you say :)
if (%8ball == 52) .msg $chan uhhhhh....sure!
if (%8ball == 53) .msg $chan shut up
if (%8ball == 54) .msg $chan I'm sick of questions! I'm gonna barf all over the person that asks me another question!
if (%8ball == 55) .msg $chan Let me ask YOU a question: Don't you have sumthin better to do than sit around and talk to an imaginary 8-ball over the internet?
if (%8ball == 56) .msg $chan fûck no
if (%8ball == 57) .msg $chan uhhh...hmmm...no??
if (%8ball == 58) .msg $chan uhhh...hmmm..yes??
if (%8ball == 59) .msg $chan sure! uh huh! whatever!
if (%8ball == 60) .msg $chan I'm running out of answers
if (%8ball == 61) .msg $chan I think you've used up all my answers
if (%8ball == 62) .msg $chan Slim chance...
if (%8ball == 63) .msg $chan Good question...I need time to think...try back later...
if (%8ball == 64) .msg $chan I CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN! I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER!
if (%8ball == 65) .msg $chan HAHAHAHA! No!
if (%8ball == 66) .msg $chan yes.
if (%8ball == 67) .msg $chan most definitely.
if (%8ball == 68) .msg $chan never!!!
if (%8ball == 69) .msg $chan no.
if (%8ball == 70) .msg $chan maybe.
if (%8ball == 71) .msg $chan probably.
if (%8ball == 72) .msg $chan it's likely.
if (%8ball == 73) .msg $chan cannot predict now - try again
if (%8ball == 74) .msg $chan arghhh, watta i look like a fortune teller?
if (%8ball == 75) .msg $chan NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!!
if (%8ball == 76) .msg $chan my sources say 'are you crazy? Of course'!
if (%8ball == 77) .msg $chan my sources say NO
if (%8ball == 78) .msg $chan my sources say YES
if (%8ball == 79) .msg $chan i'm an 8-ball not a fortune teller for gods sake.
if (%8ball == 80) .msg $chan thats a tough question, i don't know.
if (%8ball == 81) .msg $chan NO!! HEAVEN'S NO!!!
if (%8ball == 82) .msg $chan yeah right.
if (%8ball == 83) .msg $chan hmmmm.... I think so. :) but others may not.
if (%8ball == 84) .msg $chan oF cOUrsE, you mean you had to ask me to figure that one out? Some people, geesh!
if (%8ball == 85) .msg $chan in your dreams!
if (%8ball == 86) .msg $chan of course...
if (%8ball == 87) .msg $chan what do you think?
if (%8ball == 88) .msg $chan it's a 50% chance.
if (%8ball == 89) .msg $chan 100% POSITIVE YES!!!!!!
if (%8ball == 90) .msg $chan 100% POSITIVE NO!!!!!!
if (%8ball == 91) .msg $chan what part of NO dont you understand???? the n. or the o.????
if (%8ball == 92) .msg $chan cannot think now, i'm constipated.
if (%8ball == 93) .msg $chan hmmmm... i think so.......
if (%8ball == 94) .msg $chan you'll find out yourself!!!
if (%8ball == 95) .msg $chan YES, OF COURSE!
if (%8ball == 96) .msg $chan i don't know, ask again...
if (%8ball == 97) .msg $chan HELLZ no!!
if (%8ball == 98) .msg $chan Can't help you with that.
if (%8ball == 99) .msg $chan fûck if I know!
if (%8ball == 100) .msg $chan Its your lucky day!
if (%8ball == 101) .msg $chan Go ask a psychic!!
if (%8ball == 102) .msg $chan Shut-up! Im busy right now!!!
if (%8ball == 103) .msg $chan Considering the circumstances... YES!
if (%8ball == 104) .msg $chan Considering the circumstances... NO!
if (%8ball == 105) .msg $chan uhhhhh.. I guess so, but I could be wrong, im just a dumb b0t
if (%8ball == 106) .msg $chan Yupperz!
if (%8ball == 107) .msg $chan please dont ask hard questions like that :(
if (%8ball == 108) .msg $chan I'm on the can.. ask again later..
if (%8ball == 109) .msg $chan Lose 20 lbs and shave off that gotee and its a possibility...
if (%8ball == 110) .msg $chan Gimme 50 bucks and I'll say yes. ;)
if (%8ball == 111) .msg $chan Only if you believe so
if (%8ball == 112) .msg $chan ummm...thats a toughy...hmmm..no??
if (%8ball == 113) .msg $chan Don't bet on it
if (%8ball == 114) .msg $chan I would say yes, but I've got a guy with a gun to my head telling me to say no :(
if (%8ball == 115) .msg $chan I would say no, but I've got a guy with a gun to my head telling me to say yes :(
if (%8ball == 116) .msg $chan Hold on...I'm takin a piss..ask again later