Ascend.ParseTable = {
"db=FreeMags:t=Hehee! Me loves me custom ringtone for GobLine ... 'Biz zibap, do DO dun dun. Biz zabap, do DO du --'",
"db=FreeMags:t=Zug zug?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Hullo. Me fine, how you?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Oh, zat so ... Customer courtesy call, eh? Okay.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Aye, me loves me GobLine 9600.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Daboo, it one with color display ...",
"db=FreeMags:t=Me plan? Me have 300 minutes per cycle.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Aye, free night and weekend ...",
"db=FreeMags:t=Daboo, GobLine ID and GobSpeech.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Me qualify for free magazine, eh?",
"db=FreeMags:t=SIX free magazine?",
"db=FreeMags:t=And they free? No loctar? Me might be interested, wots you got?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Azeroth Weekly, okay ... you say it have special article from Thrall? Nice.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Hut and Garden ... That be Martha Zugzug one? No? Okay. Yes, me did hear she is out of Stormwind Stockade ...",
"db=FreeMags:t=Kalimdor Geographic? Is that one with naked Ogres on cover? Ahh, daboo.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Popular Gadgets? Me not engineer but that sound like good reading for when me in outhut.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Eastern Kingdom Wildlife? Wot this be about?",
"db=FreeMags:t=No. Me no want that. Wot else you gots?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Auction House Reports?! For da Horde! Maybe me increase copper now!",
"db=FreeMags:t=Orgrimmar Jr ... ? Hrm ... Me suppose me get ONE for little zug zugs back in den.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Okay, me like those ... you need me banker card? Why this?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Small mailing and handling charge of 3 gold? Wow, that sound a lot. I not know ...",
"db=FreeMags:t=Satisfaction guarenteed, eh? Includes one full one year subscription of 8 issues each, eh? That sound like good deal then ...",
"db=FreeMags:t=You take da Undercity Express card?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Okay. Me number is 'four', 'zug zug', 'eight', 'five', 'zug', 'five'...",
"db=FreeMags:t=No. Not 'five', 'five', 'zug'...', it be 'five', 'zug', 'five'. Daboo.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Special pin? Where this pin? On back of card? Me don't see it ... hold on ... aha! There it be ...",
"db=FreeMags:t=Okay. 'Seven', 'Two', 'Zug'.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Okay. So when me see first issue?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Four to six week? Why take so long?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Coming from Gnomergan. Me see.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Daboo, you welcome.",
"db=FreeMags:t=Wot that? Me qualify for free armour insurance quote?",
"db=FreeMags:t=Okay ... me hold the line for transfer ...",
"db=PickupLines:c=NONE:t=/follow",
"db=PickupLines:c=NONE:t=/script DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME.editBox.language = 'Taurahe'",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Hey there cowgirl, graze here often?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Oh yeah, I can graze ALL night.",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Got three stomachs you know ... ?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Hey, you got milk?",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=... you want some?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Seriously though, you smell ...",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=GOOD! You smell good!",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Like fresh cut grass, manure and oat grain. Oh yeah.",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=I didn't write the poems cowbaby,",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=I just perfected the way they're read...",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Great Earth Mother! Are you alright?!",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=I wasn't sure if that fall from the Great Sky hurt you.",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Hi there, wanna see my totem pole?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=It's right here in my backpack ...",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Hey, where you goin'?!",
"db=PickupLines:c=EMOTE:d=10:t=chases after his quarry.",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Haven't I seen you around these fields before?",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=So, if I told you that you have a nice udder, would you hold it against me?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Hi there cowgirl, whats your sign?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=No kidding? I'm a Taurus too!",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=What are the odds?",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=I was noticing you from across the field.",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=So you got any 'other' piercings besides that nose ring?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Yeah, I've been around the feilds a time or two, and it's fun ...",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=... but it just can't beat a good chunk of meat back home.",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Pardon me, do you have the time?",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Thanks, I just wanted to know what time it was when my heart stopped beating after seeing you.",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=That's a nice set of armor you have ...",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=... it would look even better at the foot of my hay stack.",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Did you see the udders on that thing?",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Once you've had Prime Choice, no other meat will do.",
"db=PickupLines:c=EMOTE:d=5:t=scans the horizon for onlookers ...",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=So, your pasture or mine?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Could you tell me where the nearest spirit healer is?",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Because you are drop dead gorgeous!",
"db=PickupLines:d=10:t=Hey, whadda say to you ... me ... a sack of barley ... a spiked club ... a cattle prod ... and 14 bottles of Iced Cold Milk?",
"db=PickupLines:d=5:t=Shhh ... You had me at, 'Moo.'",
"db=HammerTime:c=NONE:t=/dance",
"db=HammerTime:t=Me -- me -- me -- music hit me ... so hard,",
"db=HammerTime:t=Make me say 'Oh me Lord'!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Thank ya ... for blessing me,",
"db=HammerTime:t=With me mind t'rhyme and me two hype feet,",
"db=HammerTime:t=It feel good ... when youse know you's down ...",
"db=HammerTime:t=A super hogshank homeboy from Ratchet,",
"db=HammerTime:t=And me is known ... as such ...",
"db=HammerTime:t=And this a beat, uh, you no touch!!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Me tell you homeboy; You no touch this!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Yeah, that how we livin' and you knows ... You no touch this!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Look at me eyes, man; You can touch this?",
"db=HammerTime:t=Yo, me bust some funky lyrics! You no touch this!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Fresh new kicks ... advance, ",
"db=HammerTime:t=You gotta like dat, now know you wants t'dance!",
"db=HammerTime:t=So move ... outta youse seat,",
"db=HammerTime:t=And get a fly girl and catch me beat,",
"db=HammerTime:t=While s'rolling ... hold on,",
"db=HammerTime:t=Pump a l'il bit and let 'em know is going on!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Let 'em know, that you's too much...",
"db=HammerTime:t=And this a beat, uh, you no touch!!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Yo, me tells you; You no touch this.",
"db=HammerTime:t=Why you standin' there, man? You no touch this!",
"db=HammerTime:t=Yo, sound tha bell, school's in, sucka. You no touch this ...",
"db=HammerTime:t=Stop, me say; Hammer time!",
"db=StayingAlive:t=Well, you can tell by the way i use my walk,",
"db=StayingAlive:t=I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.",
"db=StayingAlive:t=Music loud and women warm ... I've been kicked around --",
"db=StayingAlive:t=since i was born.",
"db=StayingAlive:t=And now it's all right ... it's okay ...",
"db=StayingAlive:t=and you may look the other way.",
"db=StayingAlive:t=We can try ... to understand ...",
"db=StayingAlive:t=The New York Times' effect on man!",
"db=StayingAlive:t=Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,",
"db=StayingAlive:t=You're stayin' alive!! Stayin' alive!!",
"db=StayingAlive:t=Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',",
"db=StayingAlive:t=And we're stayin' alive!! Stayin' alive!!",
"db=StayingAlive:t=Ah.. ha.. ha.. ha.. stayin' alive!! Stayin' alive!!",
"db=StayingAlive:t=Ah.. ha.. ha.. ha.. stayin' aliiiii.. hiiiiii...hiiiiii... ive....!!",
"db=SnowMaster:t=ARGH!! That's it, I'm calling the shop! This infernal machine is gonna be the death of me ... again!",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Hello, is this FizzleSprockets, WhizzleGadgets & More? I suppose I'll hold ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Hmmm mmm hrmmm ... 'I'm all outta love' ... hrm hmm hmmmmm... 'so lost without you' ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=da dee dum... 'i know you were right' ... hmm ... hm ... 'Dabba Dabba Doo Da Da Dee, I'm blue' ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Hello, Whizzle? This is Cole from Cole Slaw's Cesspool Cleaning & Catering Cafeteria. I have one of your SnowMaster 9000 contraptions and the blasted thing isn't starting.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=When did I buy it? Late last year if memory serves.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Yes, during the sale you had.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=That's right, on double coupon day. I bought the extended warranty plan with it as well.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Come on, you don't really remember me, do you?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=The problem? Well, it doesn't start ... Yes, I pulled on the chord ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Okay, I just pressed the blue button. What? DON'T press the blue button?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=NONE:c=/sigh",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Now it's got this orange light on the side ... Yup it's blinking.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=But I don't see the cover plate ... Wait, there it is!",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Okay, I got it off now ... Do you mean the red wire or blue wire?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Well, what am I suppose to do with it? Okay, here goes nothing ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Now I see smoke ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Okay and where is this lever you speak of?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Oh I see it now.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=I see more smoke ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Pull it which way?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Is that YOUR left or MY left?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Well, how am I supposed to know which way you're facing right now?!",
"db=SnowMaster:t=NONE:c=/doom",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Whew, well it stopped smoking and it has this pleasent rotten milk smell ...",
"db=SnowMaster:t=The gazwidget eh? Ya dont say. What does that do?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=I don't have the first clue what you just said.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Well how long to get this 'gazwidget' ordered?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Six weeks! Why so long?",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Gnomergan? It's made in Gnomergan, go figure. Everything is made in Gnomergan.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Well I can't wait six weeks, I have snowballs to make. Someone must come to look at it now and fix it.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Yes I'll be home tonight, I have to clean the crypt - it's starting to smell of life.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=That's right, I'm still on Apothacary Drive.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=The third crypt on the right.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=If you see the herbalism trainer, you went too far.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=No, the Van Brunt's live on the Upper War Quarter side.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=That's right. That's the one.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=I'll expect you at six.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=You might want to get a head start, the Zepplin was delayed by a half hour this morning.",
"db=SnowMaster:c=EMOTE:t=disconnects the GobLine.",
"db=SnowMaster:t=Goblins ... one day I shall destroy them all.",
"db=Marketers:c=EMOTE:t=looks around for the source of the beeping.",
"db=Marketers:t=GobLine again, wow ... Me not think me gave number out to that many Orc.",
"db=Marketers:t=Zug zug.",
"db=Marketers:t=Zug zug??",
"db=Marketers:t=ZUG ZUG!?!",
"db=Marketers:t=ZUG ...",
"db=Marketers:t=YES? Yes, me happy with me Long Distance carrier ...",
"db=Marketers:t=No me don't want to buy another phone ...",
"db=Marketers:t=Me no --",
"db=Marketers:t=Me no ca --",
"db=Marketers:t=ME NO CAN do that right now! Me eating Gnome with little zug zugs.",
"db=Marketers:t=Me make you deal, give me you number ... and me call you back during you dinner, YA LOCTAR!!",
"db=Marketers:t=Zug zug?",
"db=Marketers:t=Stupid GobLinemarketers ... me will destroy them all, one day.",
"db=WorgSnout:c=EMOTE:t=peers at the blinking GobLine display.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Hrm, WorgSnout calling on GobLine ...",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Zug zug, WorgSnout!",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Well me knew it was you because me have GobLine ID.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Wot's GobLine ID? It tell me who call, like it did with you.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Yah, it cost 30 copper extra per cycle.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=No, me am NOT made of coins! Me put me on budget, so me can AFFORD th'extras.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=WorgSnout, it have nuffin' t'do with me bein' from a different den than you's ...",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Me not saying anything about your Mama Zug Zug ...",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Wot kind of budget? Well, me decided to stop eating at Oliva's Meats so much.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=All me gotta say is, 'Roasted Quail'. It's the loctar!",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Seriously.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=No loctar dude ...",
"db=WorgSnout:t=That how me afford the GobLine ID and GobSpeech.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=GobSpeech? It record a tablet of sounds that me can listen to later.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=When me miss the call ... When me not by the GobLine, dummy!",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Well, call GobLine yourself if you not believe me ...",
"db=WorgSnout:t=So wot you call me for WorgSnout?",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Wot you mean nothing, you call me remember?",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Well wot it about?",
"db=WorgSnout:t=WHAT?! ME HUT'S ON FIRE?! YOU SONNUVA LOCTAR!!",
"db=WorgSnout:t=... not funny WorgSnout. NOT. FUNNY.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Well you scared the hog shanks outta me fer starters...",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Me serious. They are here on ground below me.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Alright, me talk to you later WorgSnout. Zug zug.",
"db=WorgSnout:c=EMOTE:t=disconnects the GobLine.",
"db=WorgSnout:t=Me gonna give payback to WorgSnout one day ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=Hello ... Cole Slaw's Cesspool Cleaning & Catering Cafeteria, what would you ask of death?",
"db=Plumbing:t=Yes, we handle plumbing needs. What seems to be the problem?",
"db=Plumbing:t=Uh huh.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Uhh huh!",
"db=Plumbing:t=No I haven't heard of that.",
"db=Plumbing:t=I see.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Well, that is truly a strange place for something like that ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=I don't need to know that, mortal ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=Lets be clear ... we have a 'dont care about the customers needs' policy here at CCC&CC and there's no reason for those kinds of graphical descriptions ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=I really DON'T CARE how it got in there ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=You did WHAT? Well I see why you have a problem then ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=That item is not made for high heat encounters and needs constant lubrication.",
"db=Plumbing:t=You need to find the override, can you see it?",
"db=Plumbing:t=I'm sure it IS hard to twist and be able to see it ... perhaps use a mirror.",
"db=Plumbing:t=At times, I'd like to do that as well ... but who has the time?",
"db=Plumbing:t=I'm sure it WAS an accident.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Yes, yes, I believe you.",
"db=Plumbing:t=And at what time did this occur?",
"db=Plumbing:t=I see. And it's still lodged in there, yes?",
"db=Plumbing:t=Did you attempt to remove it yourself?",
"db=Plumbing:t=I'm sure it WAS painful.",
"db=Plumbing:t=I'm no medical doctor, but get it addressed immediately ... We wouldn't want infection to set in, now would we?",
"db=Plumbing:t=Certainly. We will send someone over right away.",
"db=Plumbing:t=No, I will not be coming personally.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Thank you. You have a deep soothing voice as well.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Leather and chains? What for? Ahh ... gotcha.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Well no, thats not a problem. I just don't know how much time we have availabe.",
"db=Plumbing:t=I'll see what I can do.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Allow me to recap then ... we will get the Wolf's tail out of the garbage disposal and then put the leather collar on the wolf and chain it to your hut until the vet can come ...",
"db=Plumbing:t=We'll see you soon. Thanks for calling ... and have a bad day.",
"db=Plumbing:c=EMOTE:t=disconnects the GobLine.",
"db=Plumbing:t=Orcs ... one day I shall destroy them all.",
"db=Blidiocy:c=NONE:t=/sigh",
"db=Blidiocy:t=That's it. Time to ... get put endlessly on hold.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=H'lo, is this Bli Zahd Developments?",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Yes. Yes, I'm a customer of the GobLine service and the BliZ operating system.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=No, no I'm not happy with your service.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=What?! Why else would I be calling your support line?",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Okay, I want to know why you've released a patch, it seems to break the last patch which was meant to fix the patch that occurred before that patch.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Ongoing maintenance? Surely you don't expect custom--",
"db=Blidiocy:t=No, you listen to me. Surely you don't expect ME to believe that ...",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Shut up, listen. You can't honestly claim that removing features will fix problems!!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=WHAT?! Those features were detrimental to GobLine users? How?!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=What in the name of flying hogshanks are you talking about? Those features ...",
"db=Blidiocy:t=They might've been buggy but it's your job to fix them, not remove them!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=What? No. No I don't think it's a viable solution at all.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=I don't agree, I think it's inept.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Listen here, those features made your BliZ software more user-friendly and ...",
"db=Blidiocy:t=YOU DON'T CARE?!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=I'm a subscriber to your service and you have the nerve to tell me you don't care?!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=One of billions says you, aye. Sure. How many of those billions are unsatisfied too?",
"db=Blidiocy:t=I'm getting irate? I'm getting IRATE?!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Now you listen here, you have an obligation to your consu--",
"db=Blidiocy:t=You have an OBLIGATION to do a good job.",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Hello? Hello? Are you even listening to me?",
"db=Blidiocy:t=That's it. Screw this, I'm going to Ensee. You can keep your BliZ software and stick it where --",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Oh yes, you have a bloody nice day too.",
"db=Blidiocy:c=EMOTE:t=slams down the GobLine, with fury!",
"db=Blidiocy:t=Tech monkeys ... I shall destroy them all, one day.",
"db=Pirates:t=We're a band of vicous pirates,",
"db=Pirates:t=a-sailin' out to Sea!",
"db=Pirates:t=When ye hear our gentle singin',",
"db=Pirates:t=you'll be sure to turn and flee!",
"db=Pirates:t=Ohh, this is just ridiculous.",
"db=Pirates:t=Come on men, We've GOT to recover that map!",
"db=Pirates:t=That pirate will be done for when he falls into our trap!",
"db=Pirates:t=We're a club of tuneful rovers,",
"db=Pirates:t=we can sing at every clef,",
"db=Pirates:t=we can even hit the high notes!",
"db=Pirates:t=It's just too bad we're tone deaf.",
"db=Pirates:t=A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!",
"db=Pirates:t=Let's go defeat that evil pirate!",
"db=Pirates:t=We know he's sure to lose because we know just where to fire at!",
"db=Pirates:t=We're a thieving valideer,",
"db=Pirates:t=a gang of cutthroat mugs,",
"db=Pirates:t=to fight us off you won't need guns,",
"db=Pirates:t=just jolly good earplugs!",
"db=Pirates:t=A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!",
"db=Pirates:t=Alright crew, let's get to work!",
"db=Pirates:t=Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we never shirk!",
"db=Pirates:t=We'll fightchu in the harbor,",
"db=Pirates:t=we'll battle you on land,",
"db=Pirates:t=but when you meet singing pirates,",
"db=Pirates:t=they'll be more than you can stand.",
"db=Pirates:t=Oh, ho, that was a good one!",
"db=Pirates:t=No, it wasn't.",
"db=Pirates:t=No time for song, we've got to move!",
"db=Pirates:t=The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!",
"db=Pirates:t=We're a pack of scurvy seadogs,",
"db=Pirates:t=have we pity? Not a gram,",
"db=Pirates:t=we all eat roasted garlic ...",
"db=Pirates:t=and sing from the diaphram.",
"db=Pirates:t=A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!",
"db=Pirates:t=Less Singing, More Sailing!",
"db=Pirates:t=When we defeat our wicked show his ship he will be bailing!",
"db=Pirates:t=If ye try to fight us,",
"db=Pirates:t=ye'll get a nasty whackin',",
"db=Pirates:t=If you disrespect our singin',",
"db=Pirates:t=We will bring ye to a crackin'!",
"db=Pirates:t=A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!",
"db=Pirates:t=I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming!",
"db=Pirates:t=We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-primin'!",
"db=Pirates:t=We're troublesome corsairs,",
"db=Pirates:t=we've come to steal yer treasure,",
"db=Pirates:t=we would shoot ya in the dungbie,",
"db=Pirates:t=but we've got a rest by measures.",
"db=Pirates:t=A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!",
"db=Pirates:t=Stop, stop, stop!",
"db=Pirates:t=The brass is what we'll pollish and the deck is what we'll mop!",
"db=Pirates:t=You say you're nasty pirates,",
"db=Pirates:t=thieving scheming bad-bush whackers ...",
"db=Pirates:t=but from what I've seen I tell you you're not pirates,",
"db=Pirates:t=you're just slackers!",
"db=Pirates:t=A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas!",
"db=Pirates:t=We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.",
"db=Pirates:t=... and ...",
"db=Pirates:t=... um ...",
"db=Pirates:t=... well ...",
"db=Pirates:t=... uhh ...",
"db=Pirates:t=... door-hinge?",
"db=Pirates:t=No, no ...",
"db=Pirates:t=Guess the song's over then.",
"db=Pirates:t=Guess so ...",
"db=Pirates:t=O-kay, back to work.",
"db=Pirates:t=Well, gee ... I feel a little guilty now."
}