Anti-slap

on *:ACTION:$( * $+ $me $+ * ):#: {
  if (%flood. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] != on) {
    inc %slap 1
    var %action.random $r(1,10)
    if (%action.random == 1) { var %ripoff , even harder :p 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 2) { var %ripoff , x2 and better 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 3) { var %ripoff , with more metaz 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 4) { var %ripoff , with more style 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 5) { var %ripoff , lol's @ $nick's sillyness 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 6) { var %ripoff , Raises eyebrow 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 7) { var %ripoff , Looks and lol's 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 8) { var %ripoff , Jar jar, seen that done that .. 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 9) { var %ripoff , Nice! .. is that it ? 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    if (%action.random == 10) { var %ripoff , Hmmm was that supposed to be cool ? 13- Protected314»4» %slap times. }
    describe # $replace($1-,$me,$nick) $+ %ripoff
    set -u60 %flood. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] on
  }
}