01[19:51] <DM-Jay> 2The sun is blazing in the sky above Skyshone City, a small metropolis built on the cliffs overlooking the great forest of Niheila. The heat is welcoming, especially to the souls returning from the frozen hell of Lagoria to the far north. Those souls, traveling on foot on the road to Skyshone, would do well to describe themselves now.
[19:52] <Brocas> (i'll go first)
06[19:57] * Gossamer hovers a foot off the ground on butterfly wings, keeping his sandals all dust-free as his limbs hang slack from the long journey. Though the heat itself doesn't elicit a single bead of sweat from his body, adorned only by an elaborately decorated tribal feather headdress and loincloth, the exertion of travel certainly does. "Are we there yet?" he groans wearily, his long, black hair matted -
[19:57] <Gossamer> - and tussled against his dainty, porcelain-skinned shoulders. -|
06[19:58] * Brocas is a large, somewhat handsome man, with greyish-green skin and black hair, tied in the back with a piece of string. His large bulk is covered in metallic armor, with a large shield resting on his back. He guides with a rope a large, powerful warhorse, that dwarfs even him. The horse has a long pointed lance and a fairly basic and common longsword tied to its military saddle. Striking dull red eyes blink as he reached up to wipe his
[19:59] <Brocas> Striking dull red eyes blinked as he reached up to wipe his brow, turning to look at the elf. "We are almost there, Gossamer."
01[19:59] <DM-Jay> 2The city gates loom on the horizon.
01[20:00] <DM-Jay> 2Of course, the horizon's only maybe a mile or so from here, thanks to the incline.
[20:01] <Baineth> (dammit those generators don't give ya spells)
06[20:01] * Elfrida is a young woman hidden under her armor, her brown hair kept up under her helmet. Her bosom cannot be seen under her breastplate, though her hips widen out pleasantly enough to prove she's female, along with the studded leather skirt. Her face, difficult to see under her helmet, is soft with rosy cheeks and two soft brown eyes. She carries a halberd and her backpack bulges with the pieces...
06[20:01] * Elfrida ...of her loom.
01[20:01] <DM-Jay> 2The area around Skyshone City was once dense forest, now converted to farmland to help support the small city. Large carts, carrying food and plants to the city, pass you by every so often.
[20:02] <Baineth> (can we pause for a second?)
[20:02] <Brocas> (No. Pick your spells while we play)
04[20:03] <Brocas> (We won't get into combat immediately, I know Jay)
01[20:03] <DM-Jay> (right now's kinda slow anyways, you'll have plenty of time to pick spells)
01[20:03] <DM-Jay> (if you need help, you can ask in #erogame)
[20:03] <Elfrida> (IMR 3 we started off in combat...)
06[20:04] * Gossamer lazily follows each cart with his eyes as it passes. "I'm thirsty. My waterskin's empty. My wings are tired? Can I ride on your horse?" he complains petulantly at Brocas, despite the relatively short distance left to the city.
[20:04] <Gossamer> *.
[20:05] <Brocas> The half-orc shoots a glaring look at Gossamer. "No. A Warhorse is not made for riding in every day situations. They are purpose bred creatures, born and raised for battle. Somewhat like yours truly."
01[20:05] <DM-Jay> (he's so kawaii~)
01[20:06] <DM-Jay> (let him ride the horsey ;_;)
[20:06] <Brocas> (He can ride the half-orc)
[20:06] <Elfrida> "So why are you riding your horse now?"
[20:06] <Brocas> (He isn't)
06[20:06] * Gossamer lets out an exaggerated sigh and pouts sullenly.
06[20:07] * Bachaun is a black drow, white hair, red eyes...the usual spiel, expensive worthless jewelry over her body as she adorns in a standard traveling outfit of a shirt and pants and such. She is a tad overweight and has an almost permanent sour look on her face.
[20:07] <Elfrida> (Oh, misread that)
[20:08] <Brocas> "Oh, Bachaun, why must you always have such a sullen look about you? We'll be in a city soon, where you can boss us around and complain about us surface folk being so stupid." Brocas smiles at the Drow, trying to cheer her up with his joking.
[20:09] <Elfrida> "Best not tempt her wrath Brocas. Fate works against you if you tempt consequences."
06[20:09] * Baineth is following behind. She is the other human in the group with pale skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes. She weighs 135 lbs and is 5'11". Under her studded leather armor is an adequete rack and she carries supplies in her backpack as well as a healer's kit and spell component pouch.
01[20:09] <DM-Jay> 2Up ahead, guards check the carts as they enter the city gates.
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[20:09] <Bachaun> "I don't see why I can't simply boss you around out here and then simply humiliate you in public...either way, you do what I say and everyone thinks less of you..." She adjusts her sundark goggles, maintaing her scowl.
06[20:11] * Baineth is quite soft-spoken and only says a few words here and there.
[20:11] <Baineth> (going for shyness moe :3)
[20:11] <Elfrida> (IT'S GONNA FAIL)
[20:12] <Baineth> (Why do you say that?)
[20:12] <Brocas> "Well, you can't humiliate me in public. I'm like a boar. Stupid, but too strong willed."
06[20:12] * Bachaun rolls her eyes, despite people probably not being able to see it.
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04[20:13] <Brocas> (Can you voice all the players, Jay, so I won't get confused?
06[20:14] * Baineth laughs quietly to herself as she watches them bicker back and forth.
[20:14] <Gossamer> "Everyone should have a boar like you," quips melodiously, grinning at Brocas. His eye-lids are half-closed, though whether that's from sarcasm or exhaustion is for each their own to determine.
03[20:14] * DM-Jay sets mode: +v Bachaun
03[20:14] * DM-Jay sets mode: +v Baineth
03[20:14] * DM-Jay sets mode: +v Brocas
[20:14] <Gossamer> *+Gossamer
03[20:14] * DM-Jay sets mode: +v Elfrida
03[20:14] * DM-Jay sets mode: +v Gossamer
[20:15] <Elfrida> "I'm happy not having a boar like Brocas. Otherwise it would have made a fine meal a long time ago."
[20:16] <Brocas> "You should all know of my unkillability. Every Centauri has a dream of how they're going to die, and I've had mine. It isn't in combat." Brocas smiled at his comrades, squinting his eyes from the light.
[20:16] <Brocas> (I mean Half-Orc)
01[20:16] <DM-Jay> 2I'm going to go ahead and forget I ever heard you say that, Vaake.
[20:16] <Brocas> (Yessir. No more Babylon 5 before Games)
06[20:17] * Elfrida sighs and shakes her head. "You're very silly Brocas."
[20:17] <Brocas> "What is with all the hostility to plain old me? I'm just your friendly Half-Orc Knight of Saint Cuthbert?"
[20:17] <Bachaun> "So it will be faced down in a gutter or when you overdose on Opium off the stomach of an effeminate troll then?"
[20:18] <Baineth> "Brocas...Bachaun...do you always have to fight like this...?" Baineth asks shyly.
[20:18] <Brocas> "Oh yes. I believe it to be her way of flirting" Brocas responded almost immediately.
01[20:18] <DM-Jay> 2The party is traveling to Skyshone for the simple fact that it's where the Princess Daishenna lives, whose necklace they spent two weeks looking for in Niheila, digging through icy caves and fending off monsters of the wastes from.
01[20:19] <DM-Jay> 2Now they can return the necklace to her and recieve a hefty reward for their actions.
[20:19] <Bachaun> "Fight? Fight? Oh no no no...Flirt? He wishes...I simply state the harsh reality and he simply ignores it. It is like watching someone at the guillotine question what they will have at breakfest the nest morn..."
[20:19] <Elfrida> "Or perhaps she just doesn't like you."
[20:19] <Brocas> "We
[20:20] <Brocas> "We're all friends here. Just because she acts like she doesnt like any of us, doesnt mean she really doesnt. Lets get going, and return the necklace to the princess for our reward."
[20:20] <Gossamer> "Mm, let's. I want a bath."
[20:20] <Baineth> "I concur..."
[20:21] <Elfrida> "A decent meal is all I ask for, and maybe a soft bed. I also need thread for my loom."
[20:21] <Bachaun> "So long as our funds are bolstered, our bellies filled, and the path of our enemies strewn with their end trails...tis all fine"
06[20:22] * Gossamer floats down to the ground to actually walk for the last stretch of the way, stretching his limbs as he rests his wings.
01[20:22] <DM-Jay> 2The party arrives at the city gates. A broad-shouldered guard looks you up and down. "What business do you have in Skyshone City?"
[20:22] <Brocas> "I say we find the most expensive inn in the city, and stay there."
[20:22] <Brocas> (Who has highest Cha?)
[20:22] <Elfrida> (I has 14)
[20:22] <Baineth> (I have 14)
[20:22] <Brocas> (...14)
[20:22] <Gossamer> (Is that important here? :P)
[20:22] <Bachaun> (16 you peasants)
06[20:23] * Brocas clears his throat, and walks up to the guard. "Ah, Yes. I am a Knight of Saint Cuthbert, and I've been traveling with this party to recover Princess Daishenna's necklace. We return now, and seek to return it to its rightful owner."
01[20:23] <DM-Jay> (Goss has 20~)
06[20:24] * Gossamer sniffs, shifting his weight from one foot to the other. "Yeah, what the big guy said."
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01[20:28] <DM-Jay> (sorry, helping out Baineth with spells)
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01[20:31] <DM-Jay> 2"Oh, the princess?" the guard growls, shifting his weight. "Good luck with that, we ain't been able to find her for a few days now."
01[20:31] <DM-Jay> (intrigue!)
06[20:31] * Brocas sighed, holding his face in his palm. "Great. Adventure ensues."
06[20:31] * Elfrida looks up to the sky. "Fate surely is a fickle thing, is it not? I can only see that we have to go find the princess."
[20:31] <Gossamer> Gossamer's expression goes flat, much as his tone of voice. "What?"
01[20:33] <DM-Jay> 2"The princess was kidnapped from her bedroom three nights ago. We've not been able to find her. Tensions are running high, as you can imagine," the guard says.
06[20:33] * Bachaun laughs and sighs gently, "Oh simply wonderful! Fetch something for someone and the someone becomes the latest fetch. I take it Miss Bossy Britches is worth at least a tad more coin than her paultry jewelery?"
01[20:34] <DM-Jay> 2"The king doesn't negotiate with terrorists, but there is a reward for the princess."
[20:35] <Brocas> "I better get a title in the nobility or something for this." Brocas grunts under his breath, crossing his arms. "Fine, we'll save your princess."
[20:35] <patches> (i was expectin ass and titties by now. >>)
01[20:35] <DM-Jay> (that's because you don't pay attention :P)
[20:36] <Bachaun> "Well of course he wouldn't...nobody ever does...they think it wise not to barter with those who lose nothing for destruction...but this isn't politics..." She turns to the others, "Let's go find the bitch and get our money...at least then I can speak to someone who has been raised by something higher than swine..."
[20:36] <Brocas> "I'll bet you he's a barbarian king."
01[20:36] <DM-Jay> 2The guard doesn't seem impressed by you calling the Princess a bitch, but he lets you through into the city.
06[20:36] * Gossamer groans, hanging his head. "Think the king will pay us for the necklace in the mean time? I don't even have two gold pieces for an inn room..."
[20:37] <Baineth> "He didn't mean to insult the princess..."
[20:37] <Brocas> "I think Bachaun is far too ample to mistake for a man."
[20:38] <Baineth> "Sorry...She..."
[20:38] <Bachaun> "He? He?! Good god...we invited a blind person along with us...well I suppose our captain wanted to be an equal oppertunity employer..."
06[20:38] * Gossamer snickers.
[20:38] <Brocas> "I mean, sure. She doesnt act like it, but watch her move. She just jiggles around and I can watch for hours."
06[20:39] * Baineth sighes. "Just a...slip of the tongue..."
06[20:39] * Bachaun sighs and tilts her head, "At least the blind one knows when to correct and keep her mouth shut..."
01[20:40] <DM-Jay> 2The city streets are mostly dirt and cobblestones. The city is crowded with mostly humans and elves, peddling wares and moving amongst each other. It's peak rush hour, the market inundated with sellers and criers, the news echoing across the city streets.
[20:41] <Brocas> "Of course, Elfrida and Baineth and Gossamer aren't hard to look at either. I enjoy traveling with you four, actually."
06[20:42] * Baineth gives a small smile and says "Thanks..."
06[20:42] * Gossamer nods at Brocas with a somewhat vindicated-looking expression. "Mhmmm."
06[20:43] * Gossamer moves up to nudge Brocas. "Hey, how much money do you have left?"
06[20:43] * Brocas makes a zero with his thumb and index finger, and holds it up to the boy's face. "This much."
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[20:44] <Elfrida> "You people have no mind for money, you know that? If you weren't my friends I wouldn't do this, but I'll pay for your bills. Food and lodging only though, I'm not spending a copper on luxuries!"
06[20:45] * Brocas grins and hugs Elfrida and Gossamer. "See, everything works out."
06[20:45] * Bachaun rolls her eyes once more.
[20:45] <Baineth> "I could create water for all of us as well..."
06[20:46] * Gossamer smiles gleefully at Elfrida, clasping his hands. "Oh, I'm truly blessed to have a friend like y- oh, hey, I'm thirsty!"
[20:46] <Elfrida> "I expect full compensation however."
06[20:46] * Baineth giggles and says "Hand me a cup then..."
06[20:47] * Gossamer rummages around in his satchel, eventually producing a waterskin. "Uh, will this work?"
06[20:47] * Brocas smiles slyly, and pats Elfrida's hips. "Don't worry, I'll pay you back with my perfect human-shieldyness."
[20:47] <Baineth> "It will."
[20:48] <Baineth> (what do I roll for spells?)
06[20:48] * Gossamer holds the waterskin out at Baineth with out-stretched hands, licking his lips expectantly.
06[20:48] * Elfrida blushes at the half-orcs touch. "Then we better hurry and get our reward before you can spend much of my gold."
[20:48] <Bachaun> (Roll...for spells?)
01[20:48] <DM-Jay> (you don't roll for Create Water)
[20:48] <Baineth> (oh right it's lvl 0)
01[20:49] <DM-Jay> (some spells you have to roll for, to determine damage or duration)
[20:49] <Baineth> (also how big is the waterskin)
[20:49] <Brocas> "We'll need to rescue the princess." THe Orc says, nodding his head sagely as his hand moves around Elfrida's waist to move to her rump
[20:50] <Gossamer> (I'm not keen with Imperial measurements - however much 4 pounds of water is)
[20:50] <Baineth> A blue light shines as she holds out her hand above the waterskin, filling it completely.
01[20:50] <DM-Jay> 2The waterskin is big enough to hold a quart of water.
01[20:50] <DM-Jay> 2So water will spray everywhere
[20:50] <Brocas> (Wet Busoms, Yay!)
01[20:50] <DM-Jay> 2And it does, getting the girly elf boy wet~
[20:51] <Brocas> (also that)
[20:51] <Baineth> ...With the rest of the water spilling out onto everyone else, including Baineth.
[20:51] <Baineth> "...Sorry..."
06[20:52] * Gossamer raises his eyebrows in surprise as the waterskin goes taut with a *bloop*, the cork popping off to release a fountain of clean water over Gossamer. With a startled yelp, he fumbles with the bag, spraying water everywhere.
06[20:53] * Elfrida jumps at feeling Brocas' hand on her rump and takes a step back. "Yes, we will."
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06[20:53] * Brocas laughs at Elfrida, and stretches. "Okay, so, where should we look first? No doubt whoever took her will be monitering the palace."
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[20:56] <Baineth> (hai dicebot)
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01[20:56] <DM-Jay> 2So, what do you do?
06[20:56] * Gossamer gets a sheepish look on his face as he stands there, water dripping from his slender frame. After a second or two he shrugs. "Not the bath I had in mind, but..." - He takes a swig from the now full waterskin, lowering it was a satisfied "ahhh". "Well, we should probably ask at the palace if anyone saw anything anywhere," he suggests to Brocas.
06[20:57] * Bachaun shrugs, "Do whatever you wish...I have my own affairs to meddle with..."
[20:58] <Baineth> "What do you mean...Bach...?"
06[20:58] * Bachaun turns and begins to walk towards a populated area of the city, saying over her shoulder, "If I wanted to share my affairs, I'd be a whore..."
06[20:59] * Brocas shakes his head. "Oh no you don't Bach. I'm keeping a close eye on you."
01[20:59] <DM-Jay> 2Ooooh, interesting~
[20:59] <Elfrida> "Sounds like Bach has some needs to fulfill without us."
[21:00] <Brocas> "I can't let us split up."
06[21:01] * Gossamer looks at Bachaun as she turns to leave. His expression changes from a bemused stare to one of boundless curiosity, fidgeting with his fingers as he contemplates. "Secret goings-on? Now I just have to know..."
06[21:01] * Baineth raises an eyebrow. "What...are you keeping from us...?
[21:01] <Baineth> "
06[21:02] * Bachaun ignores the banter as she vanishes into the crowd of people.
[21:02] <Brocas> "Well, then. I'm not keen on splitting up at all, so, lets get after her." Brocas tells the rest of the party, before heading after Bachaun, leading his warhorse along.
01[21:03] <DM-Jay> 2You can split up.
01[21:03] <DM-Jay> 2I'm not going to punish you.
01[21:04] <DM-Jay> 2Bachaun, maybe~
06[21:04] * Elfrida shakes her head. "I'm going to find us an inn." She says, heading off into another direction.
06[21:04] * Gossamer glances at Baineth as the party gets underway one by one. "Well, *my* curiosity has been piqued." - His wings start flapping, and he rises above the throng hoping to spot and follow the dark elf.
[21:05] <Elfrida> (inb4 Elfrida gets raped)
01[21:05] <DM-Jay> 2Assuming Bach isn't trying to hide in the crowd, Goss can see her.
06[21:05] * Baineth looks around and decides to follow Gossamer after Bachaun.
[21:06] <Brocas> "Hmm. Okay, Baineth, go with Gossamer. I'll stick with Elfrida." Brocas changes direction, going after Elfrida now before she gets hurt.
06[21:06] * Bachaun is not trying to hide. She is merely moving from place to place, gathering information, and being her usual bitch self.
01[21:06] <DM-Jay> 2Whatchya gathering information for?
06[21:07] * Baineth "Goss...what do you think...Bach is doing...?"
[21:07] <Brocas> "Elfrida, Wait up!" The Half-orc paladin manages to catch up to the human woman, atleast, close enough for her to hear him. "I'm coming with you."
06[21:07] * Bachaun is gathering information on any local drow clans in the area and any knowledge of rituals of Lolth/Lloth.
06[21:08] * Elfrida shrugs. "Fine, I'm just looking for an inn for the group is all."
06[21:08] * Gossamer gives a mid-air shrug. "Talking to people..." - He snickers. "From their faces, I don't think she's being polite either."
06[21:08] * Baineth sighs. "She is acting her...usual self..."
[21:09] <Brocas> "Well, lets look around the part of town with workshops. No doubt there will be cheap lodging at an inn there. And I suppose, that it will be close to a blacksmiths."
01[21:09] <DM-Jay> 2Elfrida finds several inns in varying degrees of disrepute. Do you want The Crag, the cheapest place; Dagori's, a more expensive place with better rooms; or The King's Head, a tavern which has a few overpriced rooms in it?
[21:09] <Brocas> (Where is each inn located?)
01[21:09] <DM-Jay> 2Gather Information, please.
[21:10] <Bachaun> -r 1d20+3
01[21:10] <DM-Jay> 2The Crag overlooks the forest, and hangs partly over the cliff itself. Dagori's is near the market, and is where most visiting merchants stay. The King's Head is near the central plaza of the town.
01[21:11] <DM-Jay> 2Uh oh.
01[21:11] <DM-Jay> -r 1d20
[21:11] <Baineth> (oh fuck I think dicebot died)
[21:11] <dicebot> Bachaun rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
04[21:11] <dicebot> DM-Jay rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
01[21:11] <DM-Jay> 2Ah, just slow.
06[21:11] * Elfrida ponders it for a moment and decides that Dagori's is the best bet for the group. The Crag looks too dangerous and the King's Head too crowded.
[21:12] <Baineth> (how much info is gathered with an 11)
[21:13] <Bachaun> (Probably not much =X)
[21:13] <Gossamer> After a while of following Bachaun, Gossamer gets fed up with simply watching her at a distance. He soars over the people in the street, diving back down to interpose himself between the drow and her next destination. "Hi! What're you doing?"
01[21:14] <DM-Jay> 2All Bachaun learns is that the Drow are unpopular around these parts because of a war about 20 years ago.
01[21:14] <DM-Jay> 2She mostly learns this from people with their hands on their weapons growling it at her in a most unfriendly manner.
06[21:15] * Baineth steps back as Goss flaps his wings. She quickly catches up with him and says "Goss...did you have to...leave me alone?"
06[21:15] * Bachaun looks taken aback before sneering, "Trying to find information from people who apparently have let old wounds not heal and rather have a festering disease in their beings then offer aid...and people wonder why I'm so bitter..."
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[21:16] <Baineth> "That doesn't...tell us much about where the princess...might be..."
01[21:16] <DM-Jay> 2And it's best that you not ask about Lloth, frankly.
01[21:16] <DM-Jay> 2Even in regions friendly to the drow, she's not a popular subject.
[21:16] <Baineth> (I can tell why)
01[21:17] <DM-Jay> ("Hey, where can I find the local church of satan? :D")
[21:17] <Bachaun> "Ask about the spoiled bitch? Pfft...I'm pretty sure all the people would respond 'She was kidnapped, her hair was pink, I like sheep, I am error...blah blah blah'"
06[21:17] * Bachaun would not ask about Lloth assuming all the hostilities towards the dark skinned elves. =X
[21:17] <Brocas> "Elfrida, should we try to find anything out about the princess in the market"
01[21:17] <DM-Jay> ("I need scissors, 61")
[21:17] <Baineth> "What do...drows have to do with...anything...?"
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[21:18] <Elfrida> "Maybe another day, I just want to get a place for the group for now."
[21:18] <Baineth> (whoops lemme rewrite that)
[21:18] <Baineth> "What...does that have to do with anything...?"
01[21:18] <DM-Jay> 2Dagori's is run by an old elf. The rooms are 2 gp a night, and have two beds a piece.
[21:19] <Baineth> (only two beds? kinky)
[21:19] <Brocas> "Right. Who rooms with who?"
[21:19] <Baineth> (so who's sleeping on the floor?)
[21:19] <Baineth> (oh we have more than 2 gp nvm)
06[21:19] * Bachaun sighs and covers the lower part of her head with her palm, "When I said my affairs...I assumed people understood what the term MY meant...as in those belonging to myself...so it has quite a bit to do with me... Groans lightly and shakes her head, "I swear..."
06[21:19] * Elfrida pays for three rooms for now. "Is there a thread merchant close by as well?" She asks the owner.
01[21:20] <DM-Jay> 2Spot check from Goss?
06[21:20] * Gossamer cocks his head and looks confused. He steps forward and (attempts to) cup Bachaun's cheeks in his hands. The effect is somewhat diminished, as she is actually an inch or two taller than him. "Well, don't let these plebs get you down." - He squishes her cheeks together, no doubt accentuating her frown. "I still love you~," he says mirthfully.
[21:20] <Gossamer> 1d20+4 Spot
[21:21] <Gossamer> -r 1d20+4 Spot
[21:21] <dicebot> Gossamer rolled 1d20+4 Spot --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
01[21:21] <DM-Jay> 2"Mmm, most certainly," Dagori says, "Out in the market you'll find people selling most any old thing, but the best place if you ask me would be Cal's shop, it's got rugs hangin' in the window, you can't miss it."
01[21:21] <DM-Jay> 2I think Goss is gonna lose his hands.
[21:21] <Brocas> (HE NEEDS THOSE)
[21:21] <Gossamer> (Well, good thing we have a cleric, right? :P)
06[21:22] * Bachaun is actually only five feet tall =X
01[21:22] <DM-Jay> 2He also briefly catches sight of someone behind Bachaun, staring at them, but just as quickly as he noticed it, it's gone.
01[21:22] <DM-Jay> 2Must have been nothing.
01[21:22] <DM-Jay> 2And goss is a shota :P
[21:22] <Gossamer> (I have 4'11" recorded on my sheet. :Vc)
[21:23] <Baineth> (5'11"0
[21:23] <Baineth> )
01[21:23] <DM-Jay> (so she's actually a whole foot taller~)
[21:23] <Baineth> (right)
06[21:23] * Bachaun maintains her frown, "While your affection is noted, it is not needed at this time...still when it comes to which one of my allies I have to sell out, you shall be considered latter on the list...let us move away from this...area...I can tell they aren't fond of me here and I must say the feeling is mutual..."
06[21:23] * Elfrida nods. "Thank you, I'll take a look." She says, heading up to the rooms she rented and dropping her backpack onto a bed and beginning to set up her loom.
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06[21:24] * Brocas shrugs, and follows her. "How did you learn how to do that anyway?"
[21:24] <Baineth> "I wonder if...the others have rooms for us yet..."
[21:25] <Elfrida> "Weave? It's part of my beliefs. Fate weaves the world, so I weave with my loom."
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[21:25] <Brocas> "So you offer the results to your god?"
[21:26] <Elfrida> "Oh no, Fate is more than a god. Your Saint Cuthbert for instance, cannot deny the threads Fate has woven."
[21:26] <Baineth> (how do the PCs know which inn they rented rooms in?)
06[21:26] * Gossamer abruptly drops his hands to his sides as Baineth points out accomodations. "Ugh, they'd better have!" he exclaims. "I'm so tired my wings are about to fall off," he says with exasperation. Apparently he forgot the fact that he's exhausted when he took up the chase.
01[21:27] <DM-Jay> 2Suddenly, someone barrels right into Bachaun from behind, knocking her onto Goss!
[21:27] <Brocas> (Shotacrush)
[21:27] <Brocas> "You don't worship any god?"
06[21:28] * Elfrida shakes her head. "Why should I when Fate itself, a concept without form, rules over them?"
06[21:28] * Bachaun is barreled into!
06[21:28] * Baineth gasps and steps out of the way.
01[21:28] <DM-Jay> 2"I'll let you fuckin' know when I've had enough," a harsh voice growls viciously, a muscular woman standing over Bachaun, having not noticed slamming into the drow girl. She's yelling into a tavern door, and she reeks of alcohol.
01[21:29] <DM-Jay> 2A wicked axe-blade hangs on her back.
[21:29] <Brocas> "But fate can be changed, can't it? By way of people like us, messing up the plans of evil gods and dragons and stuff."
06[21:29] * Baineth offers to help up Goss and Bach.
[21:29] <Elfrida> "Who said interfering with those plans isn't what Fate wanted in the first place?"
[21:29] <Elfrida> "Like I said, even the gods themselves are ruled by Fate."
[21:29] <Brocas> "So, you can't fight fate, just go along with its plan?"
[21:30] <Elfrida> "Exactly, and since we don't know the full plan it all works out."
06[21:30] * Bachaun groans a bit, "Yes...you certainly did and certainly are..." taking the offered helping hand, perhaps even considering giving a bit of thanks afterwards!
[21:30] <Brocas> "Good enough for me, I just uphold the Law. And stuff."
06[21:30] * Baineth smiles and nods in appreciation.
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[21:32] <Baineth> (Gossamer? you here?)
[21:32] <Gossamer> With his slight physique, Gossamer has no chance of arresting Bachaun's momentum and is knocked on his back under her. It takes a few seconds for him to regain his wits before he accepts the proffered hand and pulls himself up. It has now been made clear the satchel, the headdress and the loincloth are indeed his only items of clothing.
[21:32] <Gossamer> *+that
01[21:32] <DM-Jay> 2The muscular woman is covered in dark brown fur, a bugbear. She then smashes right back into Bachaun as she storms off. "Ffff, get out of the way y'fat caver."
[21:32] <Baineth> (oh snap we better beat that drunkard up)
01[21:33] <DM-Jay> 2Caver, by the way, is quite a derogatory racial slur for Drow. Just throwing that out there.
[21:33] <Baineth> "What a...very rude woman..."
[21:34] <Baineth> (Has Goss lost any HP? I can cures him)
[21:34] <Elfrida> (But dwarves and kobolds live in caves, they could be offended too! :<)
06[21:34] * Gossamer sneers and makes rude hand gestures at the back of the woman. "Pick on someone your own size, why don'tcha?"
06[21:34] * Bachaun squashes Gossamer under her weight once again if he did not get out in time, groaning as she slowly begins pushing herself up, "Oh yes...quite wonderful people here...hairy assholes and we haven't even visited the local brothel..."
[21:35] <Brocas> "Elfrida, we should go find the others, I think. Or stay here and talk."
01[21:35] <DM-Jay> 2Goss is rescued from serious harm by Bachaun's plentiful curves. Bachaun remains on her feet after the second assault, thankfully, sparing the boy another crush.
[21:35] <Elfrida> "You go find them, I need to gather some things."
[21:36] <Brocas> "Well, could you use my help then?"
01[21:36] <DM-Jay> 2The bugbear stops, her ears twitching, and she turns back to Bachaun. "Th'fuck did you say to me, bitch?" she says, sizing the drow up.
06[21:37] * Baineth steps up to the bugbear nervously and says "We...didn't mean to...be in your way..."
06[21:37] * Gossamer pales, and whatever defiance that possessed him before quickly leaves his body in the face of the large and loud and drunk and axe-wielding bugbear.
[21:38] <Elfrida> (I'll fight her off! With sex~)
06[21:38] * Bachaun dusts herself off as she stands up a bit, "Absolutely nothing was said to you..." tossing a bit of dirt off her shoulder to a direction off to the side.
[21:38] <Brocas> (it occurs that you are lacking either of the tanks)
[21:38] <Gossamer> *gulp* - "Uh, yeah, we didn't say anything."
01[21:39] <DM-Jay> 2The bugbear also sizes up Goss, looking incredulous at the almost naked boy before her. "Fuck off, kid, I got business with the caver bitch," she says, glaring at Bachaun.
[21:40] <Baineth> (I smell a fight :o)
[21:40] <Brocas> "I'll come with you to the store then."
06[21:40] * Bachaun sighs and shakes her head, "Always with the derogative tones...I have no business with you other than not being your way, good woman..."
[21:40] <Bachaun> *not being in your way
01[21:41] <DM-Jay> 2"Yeah, you better," the bugbear says, turning and walking off. Quite a bad mood on this one.
[21:41] <Elfrida> (Said bugbear is the local Madam and refuses us to have fun with her girls)
06[21:42] * Baineth sighs in relief as the bugbear leaves. "What a...frightening woman..."
06[21:42] * Bachaun sighs and straightens her goggles, turning to the other two, "Shall we depart then before a cart runs us over and Bahamut himself comes down to question why we didn't look both ways before crossing the street?"
[21:42] <Baineth> "Okay..."
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01[21:43] <DM-Jay> 2The party runs into itself in the road!
06[21:43] * Gossamer lets out a held breath once the woman has disappeared into the crowd. "That sounds like a good idea." - Without prompting, he wraps his arms around Bachaun's left arm for comfort as they walk away.
01[21:43] <DM-Jay> 2As in, Brocas and Elfrida come across Baineth, Bachau, and Goss.
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01[21:44] <DM-Jay> 2People toss curious glances at Goss and Bach, Goss because he's a nekkid boy and Bachaun because she's a drow.
[21:44] <Brocas> "So, did you guys find anything?" the half-orc asks, encountering the rest of the group.
[21:44] <Elfrida> (I was actually going to that store the elf mentioned)
[21:44] <Bachaun> "Ahhh just in time...those in heavier armor...you just missed our run in with fuzzy...friend..." The last word came from her mouth as if she were spitting venom.
01[21:45] <DM-Jay> 2It's on the way, Elfrida.
[21:45] <Gossamer> (nekkid boy with butterfly wings at that. :V)
01[21:45] <DM-Jay> 2That too.
[21:46] <Elfrida> "Starting trouble already? Not even in town for an hour." She says with a grin.
01[21:46] <DM-Jay> (brb)
[21:46] <Brocas> "I thought we agreed that i'm the one who gets in fights and stuff."
[21:46] <Baineth> "How many rooms...did you rent for us...?"
[21:46] <Brocas> "Three."
[21:46] <Bachaun> "Trouble slammed into me and proceeded to insult me...be thankful we are not being run out of town with torches and pitchforks...did you secure us a nice, warm, preferably public barren place of sleep?"
06[21:47] * Gossamer peels himself off Bachaun. "Yeah, well, we didn't start it..." he complains.
01[21:47] <DM-Jay> (back)
06[21:47] * Brocas smiles, getting a thought in his head. "Well, why don't we go find this person and make them apologise?"
06[21:47] * Bachaun turns to Goassamer, sizing him up and down, "Pants sweety...you're giving everyone a free show...if you don't want to wear them, at least charge first..."
06[21:48] * Bachaun slowly turned to Brocas, "Just as one does not provoke a sleeping ogre, it is not wise to disturb a drunken bugbear who may or may not be running the seas red..."
[21:48] <Brocas> "Public Drunkeness and disorderly conduct is against the law!"
06[21:48] * Gossamer frowns and looks down at his loincloth, adjusting it slightly. "I don't like them. They're so confining."
06[21:49] * Brocas smiles wider, coming to a realisation. "Where did you meet this woman?"
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[21:50] <Bachaun> "She barrelled out of the tavern, slammed into me, and yelling about how drunk she was or was not...after which, she slammed into me again, insulted me yet again, then left...you may find her if you want...I would only seek her when she's sober and ready to apologize..."
[21:50] <Brocas> "I say we find her, make her apologize, and turn her in at a guard house."
06[21:50] * Gossamer waves his hand in a gesture that pretty much encompasses an entire two points of the compass. "Over that way somewhere..."
06[21:51] * Bachaun frowns at Brocas, "You seek picking a fight where one is not needed..."
[21:52] <Baineth> "Yes...maybe we should just call it a day..."
06[21:52] * Gossamer sniffs. "Can we at least do it tomorrow? You said you got rooms, right?"
[21:52] <Brocas> "Elfrida has to pick up some thread from a Merchant. I was just tagging along with her."
06[21:54] * Gossamer makes a dissatisfied nasal sound and crosses his arms, tapping his foot in sudden impatience. "Her and her sewing..."
[21:54] <Elfrida> "Weaving, not sewing. There is a difference."
[21:55] <Brocas> "Sewing involves like, a needle and stuff. I think."
[21:56] <Gossamer> "Pfsh, well, let's get it over with then."
[21:57] <Elfrida> "Well, if you don't want me paying for your sleeping quarters, that's fine by me."
[21:58] <Brocas> "So, who is sleeping with who, anyway?"
[21:58] <Baineth> "It would be...a good idea to split...up the males and females...correct...?"
[21:58] <Gossamer> Gossamer's petulant frown gives way to that sheepish look again. "Oh... right..."
[21:58] <Brocas> "Wrong."
[21:59] <Baineth> "W...Wrong...?"
[21:59] <Elfrida> "There's three women, a womanly man, and a man."
[21:59] <Elfrida> "I'll room with Bach, since I'm the least likely to irritate her."
01[21:59] <DM-Jay> (I don't imagine Goss appreciates that :P)
[21:59] <Bachaun> "I see nothing wrong...the women sleep together, the two men sleep together, and I have a room to myself...what could be more fair than that?"
[22:00] <Brocas> "That means I have to room alone." Brocas thinks this over for a second, and then narrows his eyes. "I say goss sleeps on his own."
06[22:00] * Gossamer opens his mouth as though to respond, but ends up saying nothing as he considers whether he should take that as a jab or not.
[22:01] <Baineth> "But...that would be I'd...sleep with you, Brocas..." she says nervously.
[22:01] <Baineth> (mean, not be)
06[22:01] * Gossamer shrugs. "A full bed all by myself? Works for me," he says, wagging his eyebrows as though immensely pleased with himself coming out on top.
[22:01] <Brocas> "Look, I say that we just draw straws to see who rooms with who."
[22:02] <Baineth> "We don't...have any straws..."
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[22:02] <Baineth> (D: fexy?)
[22:02] <Bachaun> (his dad is typing up a contract)
[22:02] <Fexy_Later> (I told you, step dad needds comp.)
01[22:02] <DM-Jay> (ah)
01[22:03] <DM-Jay> 2Elfrida goes off to check out the thread.
[22:03] <Gossamer> (I should get to bed also, so I am fine with Gossamer sleeping all by his lonesome. :P)
01[22:03] <DM-Jay> 2Hmmm. Okay.
[22:03] <Brocas> "We should leave one room empty."
[22:03] <Brocas> "Just in case someone comes after us."
[22:04] <Gossamer> "Pff, who would come after us? I'm taking that room."
[22:04] <Bachaun> "...well then I think someone has proven their intellect...we'll decide after dinner when we're all tired anyway and more open to decisions..."
06[22:04] * Brocas shrugs. "Sounds good to me."
[22:05] <Baineth> "Me too...but I don't feel good sleeping...in the same room with a...male..."
[22:05] <Brocas> "Whats wrong with guys?"
[22:06] <Gossamer> "Yeah, what's wrong with guys?"
[22:06] <Baineth> "Uh...what if you...decide to...y'know...get fresh with me, Brocas?"
[22:06] <Baineth> (this is sexygame after all)
[22:07] <Bachaun> "Kick him between the legs...there is two beds in every room and he can nurse his wound in the other one..."
[22:07] <Brocas> "What? I'm a knight, deary. I wouldn't do anything unless you asked me too."
[22:08] <Baineth> "...Right..." she sighs. "Sorry..."
01[22:08] <DM-Jay> (aineth's gonna be one of those, is she :/)
01[22:08] <DM-Jay> (*baineth)
[22:08] <Gossamer> "... Oooohhhh," Gossamer exclaims in realisation. He looks at Brocas, almost like he's sizing him up.
[22:08] <Brocas> "What, because I have orc blood you think i'm going to force myself on you?" Brocas asks, sounding highly offeneded by the human.
[22:09] <Baineth> "I...I...I didn't mean that Brocas...just...you seem like the only...uh...forget what I said..."
[22:09] <Brocas> "Ohhh No, You're afraid the big bad half-orc is going to rape you and take away your precious virginity from the man your saving it for."
[22:10] <Baineth> "...I'm sorry if I ever thought that! H-Honest!"
01[22:10] <DM-Jay> (racist~)
06[22:10] * Brocas spat on the ground at his feet. "What, you think that i'll take the time, while you're passed out from my ravishings, to steal all of your possesions?"
[22:10] <Brocas> (Then again, This IS a sexygame)
06[22:11] * Baineth cowers away from the half-orc. "I...It's not that you're a half-orc! It's that you just seem like the kind of guy in this group that would do that!"
[22:12] <Gossamer> "You know, I was captured by an orc tribe once..." - Gossamer gets a far-away look in his eyes, reminiscing. The loincloth starts to bulge out a bit.
06[22:12] * Brocas narrows his gaze at Baineth. "Of course, because I fight up close and personal, I would rape you. Does the fact that I'm not mean anything to you?"
06[22:13] * Bachaun sighs and covers her forehead with her palm, "The subtley of a child ogre and a burning club..."
[22:13] <Baineth> "I...I'm sorry...I shouldn't have said that! If it makes you feel better I'll sleep in the same room with you!"
06[22:14] * Baineth almost tears up infront of everyone, but tries not to as it would draw attention.
06[22:14] * DM-Jay is more interested in what happened to Goss than the melodrama here :P
01[22:14] <DM-Jay> (brb)
06[22:15] * Baineth quickly notices Goss's bulge and gasps. "Goss..! I think you...need pants now..."
[22:15] <Gossamer> (It's not rape if it's an elf. :V)
06[22:15] * Brocas sighs when he sees Baineth start to cry, and hugs the human girl up to him, rubbing her back comfortingly. Atleast, until Goss had to ruin things.
[22:15] <Brocas> "Dammit, Goss."
[22:15] <Gossamer> "What?" - He looks at Baineth. Then down at himself. Then at Baineth again, still equally confused.
[22:16] <Baineth> "Uh...your...third arm..."
01[22:16] <DM-Jay> (back)
[22:16] <Brocas> "Atleast have some self control?"
[22:19] <Gossamer> "Well, I can't help it! You know these things have a mind of their own. Not terribly good for conversation, though. Wonder if it'd have anything to say at all..." - He gradually deflates as his mind is occupied with that existential conundrum.
06[22:19] * Brocas sighs, and returns his focus to Bain, still holding the smaller human female in his arms. "I'm sorry about yelling at you, Bain. I just get angry sometimes when people assume that I'll hurt them just because of what I am."
06[22:19] * Baineth sighs as Goss's boner seems to have broken the tension.
[22:20] <Baineth> "It's...no problem..." she says with some blush and a small smile.
06[22:20] * Brocas grins, and reaches up his hand to wipe away one of her errant tears. "You are good looking, even if you are afraid of me."
[22:21] <Baineth> "...Thank you...I...don't know what to say to that actually..." she giggles, blushing even more.
01[22:21] <DM-Jay> (awwwww~)
06[22:22] * Brocas decides fuck it, and leans in, pressing his lips to Bain's.
[22:22] <Baineth> (o.o...woah dude)
[22:22] <Baineth> (first you yell at her, then you kiss her? what an ass)
[22:22] <Brocas> (Or, you know, just trying to make her feel better)
[22:22] <Brocas> (Also, Sexygame)
[22:23] <Gossamer> (He's a half-orc. %D)
06[22:23] * Baineth gasps and pushes away the half-orc. She blushes blood red and covers her mouth.
06[22:24] * Bachaun sighs and rolls her eyes, "Don't you have a bugbear maiden to swoon, dear knight..."
[22:24] <Baineth> "B...Bro...Brocas...?"
06[22:25] * Brocas laughs as Bain pushes him away, and sets off in the direction that the drunken bugbear went, grinning and yelling back to the party. "I just need the kiss of a beautiful Maiden for good luck. Thanks Baineth."
[22:25] <Baineth> "...Your...welcome...?"
[22:26] <Bachaun> "Well then...now that he's off on his own little mission...I say we give him the empty room if he manages to bag that woman...he'll need the space..."
01[22:26] <DM-Jay> (why's he going after the bugbear?)
[22:26] <Gossamer> "It does bring luck, you know," Gossamer quips. "I do it all the time, so I know it works." - He nods sagely.
[22:27] <Brocas> (To bring her to justice. For Public Drunkeness!)
[22:27] <Brocas> (And by that, I mean giving her a stern talking to, United nations style)
[22:27] <Baineth> "Oh...okay..." Baineth sighs with her face still flush.
[22:28] <Baineth> (brb gonna get a snack)
01[22:30] <DM-Jay> 2So, Brocas sets off. What do the rest of you do?
[22:30] <Gossamer> (can we get to the inn without Elfrita or Brocas? :P)
01[22:30] <DM-Jay> 2That's a good question.
06[22:30] * Gossamer sniffs, looking up into the sky. "Well, I'm going to the inn." - He looks up and down the street. First to the left, then to the right. "Where is it?"
[22:31] <Brocas> (Can we just say that Brocas ends up with the party again)
06[22:31] * Bachaun goes to follow Brocas from a distance. This will definitely be a tale to tell later on.
[22:32] <Gossamer> (Or that Elfrida returns from buying thread and gives directions. :P)
01[22:32] <DM-Jay> 2Brocas wanders, not seeing much... until he comes to the Crag.
01[22:32] <DM-Jay> 2We could do that.
01[22:32] <DM-Jay> 2Let's do that.
01[22:32] <DM-Jay> 2The Crag is a messy, nasty place, a wretched hive of scum and villainy, as they say.
01[22:33] <DM-Jay> 2He sees a muscual bugbear woman out front, smoking, sitting on a bench and scowling at the world as it walks by.
06[22:34] * Gossamer does a bit of sucking up and exaggerated apologising to Elfrida as she returns, presumably earning him directions and permission to stay in one of the rooms she paid for. After this, he promptly heads there, enters a room at random and flops onto the bed.
[22:34] <Gossamer> -r 1d3 Room number~
[22:34] <dicebro> Gossamer rolled 1d3 Room number~ --> [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
06[22:36] * Brocas walks up to the bugbear, standing in front of her. "Hey, I heard you've been talking down to people around here, and trying to start some fights. I generally think being drunk in public is against the law."
01[22:37] <DM-Jay> 2The bugbear looks up at you incredulously, stamping out her cigarette under her heavy black boots and stands up, about as tall as you. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" she spits at you.
06[22:38] * Brocas casually unhooks his shield, and pulls his sword from its scabbard. "I'm going to give you a chance to go find my Drow friend and apologise to her."
[22:38] <Brocas> -r 1d20+3 Intimidate
[22:38] <dicebro> Brocas rolled 1d20+3 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
[22:40] <Baineth> -r 1d3 room number for me
[22:40] <dicebro> Baineth rolled 1d3 room number for me --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
01[22:40] <DM-Jay> -r 1d20+1
04[22:40] <dicebro> DM-Jay rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
[22:40] <Brocas> (Success)
01[22:41] <DM-Jay> 2The bugbear steps back when she sees your sword, narrowing her eyes. "Fuck you," she says, and goes into the Crag.
01[22:41] <DM-Jay> (you intimidated her, but were unable to make her do what you wanted)
[22:41] <Brocas> "Well, we always have to do things the hard way." Brocas shrugged, and followed her in, kicking the CRAG's door open. "I'm looking for a Bugbear woman who just came in here."
06[22:43] * Baineth quickly follows behind Elfrida and Gossamer, finding a room for herself and preparing her bed. She says a little prayer to Bahamut before hitting the sack.
01[22:43] <DM-Jay> 2The patrons are rather surprised by this. You see the Bugbear walking up a staircase to your right, and she looks back at you in shock. The host of the Crag, a towering human, steps forward. "Who the hell are you?!" he yells, drawing his own sword.
01[22:44] <DM-Jay> (* Brocas will not come up with stupid plans this time~!)
01[22:44] <DM-Jay> (oh well~)
[22:44] <Gossamer> (Alright, I've gotta to bed - it's almost 8 AM here. Consider Gossamer passed out in the inn, and feel free to NPC him for any of your purposes. :V)
[22:44] <Baineth> (aw...)
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[22:44] <Baineth> (hey fexy welcome back)
[22:45] <Bachaun> (wb hun)
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06[22:45] * Brocas stepped back, sheathing his sword and shield. "Okay, I don't want any trouble. I'll, you know, just be leaving." The Knight smiled at the human bar owner, and quickly made his way out, heading back to the Inn
[22:46] <BoltVanderhuge> (never change, vaake)
01[22:46] <DM-Jay> 2Elfrida finished her business at the tailor's and went back to the Inn with Baineth, Bachaun, and Gossamer
[22:46] <Baineth> (who's she bunking with?)
[22:46] <Brocas> (i'm bunking with Baineth)
06[22:46] * Bachaun recants the tail of Brocas and the Crag to the others.
01[22:46] <DM-Jay> 2Brocas is intercepted by watchmen who want to talk about what happened at the Crag!
[22:47] <Bachaun> *tail=tale
01[22:47] <DM-Jay> 2Bachaun wasn't there, was she?
[22:47] <Brocas> (She followed him)
[22:47] <Bachaun> (She followed from a distance)
[22:47] <Baineth> (she followed from a distance)
[22:47] <Bachaun> (Thankfully, everyone was shouting =X)
[22:47] <Baineth> (jinx!)
06[22:47] * Brocas curses himself under his breath for his stupidity
01[22:49] <DM-Jay> 2They take Brocas to the town dungeon for destruction of private property, a one-night sentence.
[22:49] <Brocas> (He didn't destroy anything)
[22:49] <Baineth> (you kicked down the door)
[22:49] <Brocas> (He kicked it open)
[22:49] <Brocas> (You know, like in the westerns?)
04[22:50] <Baineth> (right...wanna change that Jay?)
[22:50] <Brocas> (No sex for me then. D:)
[22:50] <Elfrida> (I say he kicked it off)
[22:50] <BoltVanderhuge> (Unless you count jailsex)
01[22:50] <DM-Jay> 2It busted the door, anyways.
[22:50] <Elfrida> "Why do we let Brocas around again?" She asks the group, then remembering her faith in Fate.
06[22:51] * Brocas wonders if he could pay the fine instead.
01[22:51] <DM-Jay> 2The fine is 100 gold.
[22:51] <Elfrida> (STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM)
06[22:51] * Brocas has enough.
01[22:51] <DM-Jay> 2Oh, darn, I missed the perfect opportunity, didn't I
01[22:51] <DM-Jay> 2Ah, elf got it.
[22:52] <Brocas> (Hahaha)
06[22:52] * Brocas pays the fine to avoid spending time in Jail. Which would probably somehow make him become an Ex-Knight somehow.
[22:53] <Brocas> (Admittedly, he does have 9 Int)
01[22:54] <DM-Jay> (coulda fucked a cute boy in prison, but nooooo~)
[22:54] <Brocas> -r 3 Which Room
[22:54] <dicebro> Brocas rolled 3 Which Room --> {3}
[22:54] <Baineth> (Knew it)
01[22:54] <DM-Jay> 2Brocas comes back from jail to the others.
[22:55] <Brocas> "It seems that I need to watch my strength if I am to avoid ending up in Jail here."
[22:55] <Brocas> (Hey, Twitty. Sexytimes.)
06[22:55] * Elfrida says nothing.
06[22:55] * Baineth notices Brocas enter her room and looks away. "So...what happened...?"
06[22:56] * Brocas began to strip out of his armor, leaving himself in just a cloth shirt and pants. "The bugbear ran away. I trust you got here without incident?"
[22:57] <Baineth> "C...Correct..." she says nervously.
03[22:57] * awaybadness is now known as darkbadness
[22:57] <Brocas> "Did you say the prayers to your god yet, Bain?" The orc inquires, kneeling at his bedside to say a short prayer to St. Cuthbert.
[22:58] <Baineth> "Yes...to the...grateful Bahamut..."
[22:59] <Brocas> "I forgive you for insulting me earlier." Brocas smiled at the human, and sat on the edge of his bed. "If you want, I can prove that I won't do anything to you."
01[22:59] <DM-Jay> (who's in which room again?)
[23:00] <Baineth> "Brocas...was that kiss...more than just a kiss?"
[23:00] <Elfrida> (Goss is in a room by himself, Bro and Bain are in another)
[23:00] <Baineth> (so elf and bach are bunking)
02[23:00] * Omnius has quit IRC (Quit: Omnius)
[23:00] <Elfrida> (x3)
[23:01] <Brocas> "Of course it was. You're too cute to leave crying because of my harsh words."
[23:01] <Baineth> "...Right...have you...laid with a woman before...?"
[23:02] <Elfrida> (His hand does not count as a woman)
01[23:02] <DM-Jay> 2I wonder what Elfrida and Bachaun are doing right now~?
[23:02] <Baineth> (bumping cunts maybe?~)
[23:03] <Brocas> "Prostitution is illegal, and I have not had a woman willing to do it with me, so no." The half-orc looks away, trying to hide a blush.
[23:03] <Baineth> "Right...just asking..." she said back, blushing red again.
06[23:04] * Elfrida will be setting up her loom and begin weaving a tapestry for the night.
[23:04] <Brocas> "If you want, I could sleep in your bed with you, to keep you warm."
06[23:04] * Bachaun sitting on the other bed, looking over her spellbook.
06[23:05] * Baineth looks over at the half-orc questioned by his motives. "I'm...fine..."
06[23:07] * Brocas blushes, and moves to sit next to Baineth on her bed. "I'm sorry for making you think that I would hurt you."
01[23:07] <DM-Jay> 2So I guess that's it for the night.
01[23:07] <DM-Jay> 2Ah.
[23:08] <Baineth> "Brocas...what are you doing? I'm...devoted to my God and...promised myself that I would not even...kiss a male without being married first...Why are you coming on to me now...?"
[23:09] <Brocas> (Dohoho, thats not going to last long)
[23:09] <Baineth> (She is LG you know)
[23:09] <Brocas> (So was Kyren)
01[23:10] <DM-Jay> (that's a terrible decision you made D:)
[23:10] <Brocas> (This is Sexygame. Brocas will make human girl enjoy sex)
01[23:10] <DM-Jay> (and not all gods require vows of chastity)
[23:11] <Baineth> (I assume Brocas can break her, not physically?)
[23:12] <Brocas> "I may be not as smart as everyone else, my dear Baineth. But i'm not dumb when it comes to religions." The knight smiled, and hugged the human. "If you want to, I'll promise to marry you, eventually, if that is what it takes."
06[23:13] * Baineth sat up and stared at him for a second or two, then presses her lips against his, blushing deeply.
01[23:14] <DM-Jay> ("If you want to, I'll promise to marry you, eventually, if that is what it takes." I'm actually somewhat in awe that this just happened)
[23:14] <Brocas> (Very. Very. Very. very loose marriage vows)
06[23:15] * Baineth backs away and thinks about what she has just done.
[23:15] <Baineth> (try again, orcy)
06[23:20] * Brocas just kept his arms around Bain' letting them slide down her back as he pulled her closer, pushing his mouth back to hers and letting his tounge invade and occupy her warm wet mouth, seeking out her tounge to do grappling with it
06[23:21] * Baineth 's tongue felt his slimy tongue slide into her mouth and felt the urge to mix saliva with it.
06[23:24] * Bachaun descends into her two hour trance. =X
03[23:24] * Bachaun is now known as PeorthInSleepTrance
06[23:25] * Brocas eventually forced Baineth onto her back, pulling back from the kiss and smiling as his hands moved to begin removing her clothing, almost but not quite ripping it off of her.
03[23:25] * Elfrida is now known as Fexy
[23:26] <Baineth> "B..Brocas...are you sure you...want to do this...?" she asks as she covers her breasts and genitalia.
[23:28] <Brocas> "I am absolutely sure Bain." The knight smiled and kissed the human again as he started to remove his own clothes. "I'll just have to make sure to take care of you afterwards."
06[23:30] * Baineth is very suprised as to how fast this is moving, but somehow her body wants to allow it. She had gotten to know Brocas as they traveled and he did seem decent. "How are we...going to do this...?"
[23:32] <Brocas> "Simple. I'm going to do it in all your holes. And i'm going to make sure that you like it." The Half-Orc briefly kissed Bain again before making his way down her body, leaving a train of kisses down to her cunt, making sure to pay extra attention to her breasts as he did, getting each nipple stiff with his kisses, leaving a few faint marks on her skin.
[23:33] <Baineth> "All of my...but then you would...have to marry me for sure because...I would be pregnant..." she moaned softly as his lips traveled down her body.
[23:36] <Brocas> "Do you think I wouldn't? Do I seem that untrustworthy to you?" Brocas asked her before he kissed her virgin cunt, letting his tounge tease her pristine lips experiementally, probing deeper into her with each stroke.
[23:36] <Baineth> "What would...ahh~...the others...t-think...?"
[23:40] <Brocas> "I don't care what the others think." The half-orc's tounge pushed in deeper, licking up the human's plentiful juices, tight walls squeezing his thick tounge as it probed around, looking for her g-spot.
06[23:42] * Baineth starts to gasp and moan louder as his orc-tongue rubs up against her pussy walls. "This...f...feels so...good~..."
06[23:43] * Brocas started tounging Baine harder, the powerful strokes and licks of his tounge easily giving her a sample of what was to come. A free hand reached around, squeezing her read and spreading her cheeks so that a finger could prod and press against her puckered hole.
[23:45] <Baineth> "Ohh...Bro...cas...ahhh~~" Baineth moaned, nearing her first orgasm.
06[23:47] * Brocas kept up his toungeing, and pressed that finger into Baine's virgin asshole, the girl's moans of pleasure turning him on.
[23:49] <Baineth> "C...C...Cumming...A...Ahhhh!~~" Baine screamed as her pussy and ass clenched down, pussy juice squirting from her clitoris.
01[23:50] <DM-Jay> (vaginas do not work that way)
[23:50] <Brocas> (hahaha)
[23:50] <Fexy> (CLITDICK)
[23:50] <Baineth> (from her pussy hole it squirts?)
[23:50] <Brocas> (Clitori is not juicefountain)
[23:51] <Baineth> (well WHEREEVER IT DOES she orgasms)
06[23:54] * Brocas lapped up her juices, and, when she was done, he crawled up to kiss her, sharing her sweet juices with her, something long, hard, and hot rubbing against her thigh as he does so. Breaking the kiss, he licks his lips in a slightly predatory manner. "Just as I thought, you taste good."
[23:55] <Baineth> "Brocas...I...I guess I'm not so afraid of...sex anymore...so...do what you want~" she panted.
Session Time: Thu Nov 26 00:00:00 2009
01[00:01] <DM-Jay> (what does brocas want I wonder?)
06[00:01] * Brocas smiled and kissed Baine again as he grabbed her hips, positioning her so that the tip of his large green cock was pressed against her somewhat loosened lips. "I'll try not to make it hurt much." The knight kissed her again, forcing his tounge into her mouth as he thrusted into her, tight walls gripping his length as he took her roughly, quickly tearing her hymen and pressing the head against her cervix.
01[00:01] <DM-Jay> (what's the likelihood an active adventurer would have a hymen, really?)
03[00:01] * Fexy is now known as Fexy_Sleepan
[00:02] <Brocas> (She was a virgin, remember)
[00:02] <Baineth> (clerics are very clean you know)
[00:02] <BoltVanderhuge> (Do hymens snap very easily?)
01[00:02] <DM-Jay> (virgin does not always = hymen)
[00:02] <Fexy_Sleepan> (They do.)
[00:02] <BoltVanderhuge> (I don't know how they work. It's just skin, right)
01[00:02] <DM-Jay> (if your girl rides horses, she doesn't have one)
06[00:03] * Baineth winces in pain, but lets the half-orc have his way, wrestling tongues with him and wrapping her arms around his green (gray?) body/
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[00:05] <Brocas> (Hmm, I was going to go all the way into her womb. Have anything against that Twitty?)
[00:06] <Baineth> (no carry on)
[00:07] <Baineth> (if he's got the length then go for it)
06[00:09] * Brocas thrust again, the thick orcish cock pushing its way into Baine's most feminine spot. Pressing the kiss deeper, Brocas started fucking baine harder, his massive length causing her to bulge out somewhat and shake with each thrust, her tight walls gripping his cock all the way, trying to suck more of him into her.
06[00:11] * Baineth kept her lips locked with the half-orc, moaning into their kiss after each hard thrust.
06[00:14] * Brocas reached a hand down to firmly grab and squeeze the cleric's ass, getting a good grip before becoming more like a tribal orc from the deepest parts of the equitorial jungles, fucking-no, BREEDING the cute whitegirl cleric hard and deep, her juices making her slick and easy to ram and abuse, each savage thrust filling Baineth with more and mroe pleasure.
06[00:16] * Baineth pulls away from their kiss and screams in pleasure, more than she has screamed in her whole life. "Ahhh! Brocas! Yes! Harder! Ahhh~"
[00:18] <Brocas> Even when Baineth pulls away from the kiss, Brocas' kisses don't stop, the sex-fueled half-orc leaving bright red hickeys all over Baine's pale white neck; heavy, spermladen balls slapping up against her with each hard thrust, The knight on the verge of emptying himself into her.
[00:19] <Baineth> "Cum inside me! Fill me with your orc semen!" she cries out as she nears her second orgasm.
06[00:23] * Brocas grunted as he came, a flood of scalding hot, very fertile orcish cum, thick and gooey with seed, quickly filling Baine's womb up to maximum capacity, forcing her belly to bulge out from the sheer volume, some of the wonderous cum managing to flow out into her wet, fucked out cunt.
[00:25] <Baineth> Bain yelled and moaned in pleasure as her belly was filling with semen. She panted heavily, her body quivering from the force of Brocas's fucking.
06[00:26] * Brocas grinned, half-way content as he pulled out of his new, deliciously fuckable white human girlfriend. "Mmm, Baineth, I have something for you to drink."
[00:27] <Baineth> "W...What is...it...?"
[00:27] <Brocas> "mm, just get on your knees on the floor, facing me."
[00:27] <Brocas> (Hey, Twitty, mind if Baineth gets the preggers? I'd really like it.)
[00:28] <Baineth> (Why the hell not, you pumped her full of so much cum~)
06[00:31] * Baineth nods and kneels down at the bed, knowing what he wanted her to drink so badly.
06[00:31] * Brocas grins, and presses the head of his cock to Baine's lips, waiting for her to get to work. "Mmm, i came in you so much, but I still have more."
06[00:33] * Baineth smiles and blushes, then slides his green cock into her mouth, gulping down the cum still escaping from it's tip. Salty~
[00:34] <Brocas> "mmm, be sure to make me cum again, and be messy. You're already doing great." The knight smiled as he petted the blonde who was now between his legs, lubing up his cock so she could get seconds.
06[00:35] * Baineth nods and sucks on his huge, orc cock quickly, not quite deep-throating it.
06[00:36] * Brocas scratches Baine's head as she sucks, thick salty precum flowing from the tip and mixing with her plentiful salivia
06[00:37] * Baineth 's hand reaches over to Bro's balls, fondling them gently and sucking his dick faster with her small mouth.
[00:38] <Brocas> "Mmm, Keep that up and I'll cum soon. You want me to cum, all over your face, and inside your mouth?" Brocas grinned down, keeping up the sexytalk as she sucked
06[00:39] * Baineth pulls away from his dick and says "Oh yes...I want your cum all over my face...and in my mouth..." as she strokes his cock and fondles his sack.
[00:40] <Brocas> "mmm, keep at it then, sexy, and you'll be covered soon."
[00:41] <Baineth> "I will...Brocas~" She opens her mouth and waits for his cum to fill her mouth and cover her face.
06[00:42] * Brocas quickly cums again, Baineth's face getting a thick coating of half-orc love, with a good deal of it going into her mouth, the scent of hot pungent cum filling her nostrils
06[00:43] * Baineth wipes off and licks up the orc cum on her face, swallowing it all down, then asks "Is that...all for tonight...?"
[00:45] <Brocas> "mm, No. You still have one virgin hole left." Brocas smiles, and gets Baineth to flip over onto her floors, smacking her ass playfully before spreading her cheeks with his fingers, revealing that tight puckered hole that quickly had a now lubed up half-orc cock pressing against it.
[00:46] <Baineth> "I...want your cock in...my ass~"
[00:48] <Brocas> "As you wish~" The half-orc responds, giving Baineth her wish as thick orcish manmeat pushes through that tight ring into the warmth and tighteness of her ass, Brocas pushing himself in until he bottomed out, heavy balls slapping against her dripping cunt.
06[00:49] * Baineth moans loud as his hard cock penetrated her ass. "Oh God...it hurts so good..."
06[00:50] * Brocas started fucking out Baineth's ass, each thrust widening it out, her tight rign squeezing down hard with a particularly hard thrust, heavy orcish balls slapping against her fucked out cunt. "Mmm, You have a great ass to fuck."
03[00:51] * darkbadness is now known as Skrissa
[00:51] <Baineth> "Oh...fuck my ass...yes...ahh!" she moaned. "Harder! Faster!"
06[00:53] * Brocas couldn't help but oblige Baineth's request, the thrusts getting deeper and harder as he built up an orgasm. 'Mmm, do you want me to fill up your ass while i'm back here?"
[00:53] <Baineth> "Yes! Brocas...fill my ass with cum! I want your cum~" she screamed.
06[00:55] * Brocas gave Baineth's ass a few encouraging smacks before thrusting in deep, balls slapping against Baineth as he came, the girl's belly getting a bit bulged out from all of the cum being forced into it
06[00:57] * Baineth cried out in pleasure as his orc-sperm made her look even more pregnant, collapsing on the floor before he can pull out his cock and panting heavily.
06[00:58] * Brocas pulled out of the exhausted human girl and smiled at her, picking her up and letting her lay in bed to get some sleep, laying next to her to be a big pillow. "Goodnight, Baineth."
[00:59] <Baineth> "Goodnight...love..." she whisperes before faling fast asleep as cum drips out of her pussy and ass.
[01:01] <Baineth> (end scene?)
[01:01] <Brocas> (end scene)