[17:03] <thriggle> You are all summoned to a mission briefing.
[17:03] <thriggle> Before you stands your briefing officer.
[17:03] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 salutes the briefing officer.
[17:03] * Jane|R|KWL|1 salutes
[17:03] <thriggle> Behind her, on the wall, is a blank screen.
[17:03] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 salutes the briefing officer
[17:03] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 salutes
[17:03] * Drake|R|TRW|1 salutes
[17:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((So we're starting over, I take it?))
[17:04] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> ((Is it /emote or sometihgn?))
[17:04] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [/me]
[17:04] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks around to see if there's a chair she can sit in. Basking in FC's glory is always easier while in a chair.
[17:04] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [ /me [does a thing] ]
[17:05] <thriggle> The briefing officer looks sternly at Jarsha and Lazarus.
[17:05] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 yells out, "All hail Friend Computer!"
[17:06] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ((BRB))
[17:06] <Blue_Rose> ((would tottally jump on that))
[17:06] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hooray for friend computer
[17:06] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> He is the best
[17:06] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> "All Hail Friend Comupter!" ((I keep thinking Kobolds))
[17:06] <thriggle> "Citizens, I understand you two failed to get to sector BBQ to settle the dispute there in your last mission. As you know, the sector exploded. I trust you will make better progress on this mission."
[17:06] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 salutes the screen as well. "All hail Friend Computer!"
[17:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Eeeeeeek))
[17:06] <thriggle> The GREEN briefing officer then looks at the others in turn.
[17:07] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks embarassed.
[17:07] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I'm, um, new here
[17:07] * thriggle is now known as _FRIEND_COMPUTER_
[17:07] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Yes sir!"
[17:07] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks down guiltily
[17:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "The Computer has given you all a very important mission."
[17:07] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Though to be OOC and fair, that was Thrigg's getting booted.))
[17:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Yeah.))
[17:08] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "All hail Friend Compter! As always, it is an honour to serve him!"
[17:08] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Looking forwart to completink it, Comrade Computer!"
[17:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Hey, FC called you guys like three times to see if you were in sector BBQ yet ;P ))
[17:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((True.))
[17:09] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hooray for Friend Computer yay
[17:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The Computer's screen activates
[17:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The unblinking eye of Friend Computer stares down at you.
[17:09] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 turns to face the computer screen happily
[17:09] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks at Jane oddly. "Did you just call the officer Com-" She immediately turns to beam at the screen.
[17:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> FC: "TROUBLESHOOTERS!"
[17:09] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Yay friend computer!
[17:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yessir!"
[17:09] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Yes, Friend Computer!"
[17:10] * Chansey|R|DAB|1 stands silently among the crowd. Nervous and awkward
[17:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> FC: "A HIGH CLEARANCE CITIZEN RECENTLY REPORTED A SABOTAGED FOODPRODUCT."
[17:10] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gasps.
[17:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What?"
[17:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> FC: "YOU ARE TO PROCEED TO THE HYDROPONIC GARDENS OF YUM SECTOR IMMEDIATELY AND DISCOVER THE SOURCE OF THE SABOTAGE."
[17:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh god this is the baguette))
[17:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (( I know it is ))
[17:11] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Yes SIR!
[17:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((No wait nevermind.))
[17:11] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hail!
[17:11] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "With pleasure, Friend Computer!"
[17:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> FC: "STAND BY FOR YOUR MANDATORY BONUS DUTIES."
[17:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yessir, Friend Computer! We'll make you proud!"
[17:11] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [g0m, could you use quotes for in-character stuff?]
[17:12] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I will excel in whatever you assign, comrade!"
[17:12] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [All the non parenthesis stuff is in-character]
[17:12] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [Non bracket stuff]
[17:13] * Blue_Rose is now known as damafk
[17:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "CLONE CHANSEY, EVALUATIONS SUGGEST THAT YOU ARE THE IDEAL CANDIDATE FOR TEAM LEADER."
[17:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "CONGRATULATIONS!"
[17:14] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> "er uh.. yes Friend Computer"
[17:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The mission brieng officer hands Chansey a badge.
[17:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> *briefing
[17:14] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 applauds.
[17:14] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Excellent choice, Friend Computer!"
[17:15] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> "Thank you friend computer"
[17:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I'm sure you'll do a great job, Chansey! Friend Computer is never wrong!"
[17:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "CLONE CAMSWORTH, RECORDS INDICATE YOU HAVE PERFORMED EXEMPLARY SERVICE AS COMMUNICATIONS AND RECORDING OFFICER."
[17:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Not the "Cams worth" in his name. Certainly not.))
[17:15] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> "Thank you, Friend Computer"
[17:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "CLONE JARSHA, DUE TO YOUR SURPLUS OF HAPPINESS, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS HAPPINESS OFFICER."
[17:16] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grins. "Thank you, Friend Computer!"
[17:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "CLONE LAZARUS, DUE TO YOUR SPECIAL TRAINING AND SKILLS, YOU WILL BE THE TEAM'S EQUIPMENT GUY."
[17:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thank you, Friend Computer!"
[17:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "CLONE DRAKE, RESULTS FROM THE LATEST HOUSING PRESERVATION AND DEVELOPMENT & MIND CONTROL SURVEY SURVEY RECOMMEND YOU FOR THE POSITION OF LOYALTY OFFICER."
[17:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "AND FINALLY, CLONE DRAKE, YOU HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED TO ENSURE THE WHOLESOMENESS OF THE GROUP AND ITS EQUIPMENT AS HYGIENE OFFICER."
[17:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wait, Drake is Loyalty AND Hygeine Officer?))
[17:19] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods in approval at all the excellent decisions Friend Computer is making.
[17:19] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [I was Recording and Loyalty once]
[17:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Whoops, I meant Jane)
[17:20] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> "Hooray friend computer, who never falters"
[17:20] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [is which?]
[17:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "AND FINALLY, CLONE JANE, YOU HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED TO ENSURE THE WHOLESOMENESS OF THE GROUP AND ITS EQUIPMENT AS HYGIENE OFFICER."
[17:20] <Drake|R|TRW|1> (back...)
[17:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Welcome back, Drake. You're the group's loyalty officer.)
[17:20] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [ugh]
[17:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (What?))
[17:21] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grins in a manner befitting the Happiness Officer.
[17:21] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Excellent decision! I will ensure maximum cleanliness always."
[17:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "REMEMBER, I AM COUNTING ON YOU TO FIND THE ROOT OF THIS COMMUNIST SABOTAGE BEFORE ANY MORE FOODSTUFFS ARE SOILED!"
[17:21] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Yes, Friend Computer!"
[17:21] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 grins in a manner befitting the Recording officer
[17:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The screen turns off.
[17:21] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ((alright, I'll read what that means))
[17:22] * Drake|R|TRW|1 salutes again
[17:22] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> That Friend computer! He is really great, isn't he?
[17:22] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Loyalty records all treason in your handy dandy notebook.))
[17:22] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "I know, right?"
[17:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The GREEN briefing officer reads through some papers on a clipboard.
[17:22] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 turns smartly to face the Green.
[17:22] * Jane|R|KWL|1 turns to Lazarus and extends her hand
[17:23] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Congratulations on your bonus duty, Comrade!"
[17:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Good news, Troubleshooters. R&D has a LOT of new equipment that needs testing. Report to R&D Warehouse Eleventeen immediately."
[17:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thank yo...wait, Comrade?"
[17:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 salutes the Green.
[17:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yessir!"
[17:23] * Jane|R|KWL|1 leaves her hand outstretched
[17:23] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> New Equipment!
[17:23] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 salutes as well
[17:23] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 salutes
[17:23] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 ignores the hand
[17:23] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> hold on guys, I'll get us a ride to Warehouse eleventeen.
[17:23] * Drake|R|TRW|1 salutes /again/
[17:23] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Of course! As my fellow troubleshooter, you are my comrade."
[17:23] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> "er uhm.. I guess we should go then.."
[17:24] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 stares at Jan oddly, and walks over to Drake
[17:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*Jane))
[17:24] * Jane|R|KWL|1 shrugs and moves to the door
[17:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Excuse me, Loyalty Officer? Jane just called me 'comrade.' Is that worthy of notice?"
[17:25] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Whenever you're ready, Comrade Leader!"
[17:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Oh god, not Jan. Not Jan|U|ARY ))
[17:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Jan e ))
[17:25] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> "Uh yeah.. uhm, okay, let's go,"
[17:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I didn't notice the "e" until just then))
[17:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 glances at her PDC. "On second thoughts, I'd rather walk."
[17:25] * Drake|R|TRW|1 thinks a bit "I'll write it down, keep on watching for now just in case."
[17:26] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Does anyone know where the R&D lab in question is?"
[17:26] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 leaves the briefing room and looks for any signage.
[17:26] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 nods. "Sure thing, Loyalty Officer."
[17:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> There is a data access terminal.
[17:26] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 pulls out his PDC, wondering if there's a map on it.
[17:26] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> me examines the terminal.
[17:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The terminal provides friendly information to any citizen of sufficient clearance.
[17:27] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 tries to ascertain the clearance level of the terminal.
[17:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus's PDC has a map, but it only covers INFRARED clearance areas.
[17:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh joy.))
[17:28] * Jane|R|KWL|1 follows Jarsha out of the room
[17:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [do we have our equipment?]
[17:28] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Not yet. Only PDCs))
[17:28] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Which are like PDAs but personal digital companions.
[17:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 pulls it up anyway to see what the best IR clearance route is, and follows Jarsha out))
[17:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> All of your PDCs light up with messages, except Jarsha's.
[17:28] * Drake|R|TRW|1 eyes Jarsha
[17:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at the message instead of the map
[17:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grins sheepishly.
[17:28] * Jane|R|KWL|1 checks her messages
[17:29] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 looks at PDC
[17:29] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Sorry, I just like to see how my team-mates are doing. Just my job."
[17:29] * Drake|R|TRW|1 takes notes, and looks at the message
[17:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The message says "Hey buddies, how you guys doing?" It's from Jarsha.
[17:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> *how are you guys doing
[17:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grins more sheepishly, and tries to look at what colour the terminal is.
[17:29] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 grins. "Quite well, thank you."
[17:29] * Chansey|R|DAB|1 small grin, quickly fades
[17:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The terminal is ORANGE.
[17:29] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Ooh!
[17:30] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gets there first.
[17:30] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hmm.
[17:30] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 boots up the machine carefully.
[17:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The machine boots up.
[17:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Terminal: "Hello! Where would you like to go today?"
[17:31] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Um... I'd like directions to Warehouse ELeventeen, please."
[17:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((404 ERROR: WAREHOUSE DOES NOT EXIST))
[17:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "Sure thing, R&D, PLC, or IntSec?"
[17:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "It was R&D, wasn't it?"
[17:31] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Yup, R&D. Thanks Lazarus."
[17:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "My pleasure."
[17:32] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 turns to the terminal. "R&D, Warehouse eleventeen please, terminal."
[17:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A map flashes onto the screen, showing detailed directions from here to R&D Warehouse Eleventeen. In large letters along the top of the map is a note reading "WARNING: THIS DATA IS CLEARANCE LEVEL YELLOW."
[17:33] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hmmm
[17:33] * Jane|R|KWL|1 looks away quickly
[17:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((But of course.))
[17:33] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 backs away from teh map, averting her eyes.
[17:34] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 turns around.
[17:34] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> What does it say, Jarsha?
[17:34] * Drake|R|TRW|1 does not watch the map, but those who look at the map
[17:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yes, we can't get there if we don't know how."
[17:34] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "I-I don't know. All I saw was that is was above my clearance."
[17:34] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Oh.
[17:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> An INFRARED worker ambles by in a drugged up haze.
[17:34] * Jane|R|KWL|1 waves at Drake
[17:34] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Well, I guess we're just going to have to start-
[17:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hello, citizen?"
[17:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Can you read something for us?"
[17:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The INFRARED salutes awkwardly.
[17:35] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "You're lookink particularly grue and bleen today, Comrade Drake!"
[17:35] * Drake|R|TRW|1 shrugs "New to the job, can't mess up for the Friend Computer"
[17:35] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 stares oddly at Jane, and directs the IR worker over to the terminal without looking at it.
[17:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stares at Jane. "What's wrong with you...?"
[17:35] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [Wait, do I have my equipment yet?]
[17:35] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Nope.))
[17:36] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Only your PDC.))
[17:36] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [Phew!]
[17:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Can you tell us what these say?"
[17:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Er, what now?"
[17:36] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "What do you mean, Comrade Jarsha?"
[17:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Just go ahead and read these directions to us."
[17:36] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Just being friendly!"
[17:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Friend Computer told us to go to this warehouse, and we're not sure if we've got the route down quite right."
[17:37] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks curiously at Jane, if only to keep her eyes off the unauthorised screen. "Your words were-nevermind."
[17:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "So I thought we should ask the average citizen what he thinks!"
[17:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Since everybody is important to Friend Computer, they should be to us as well!"
[17:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Why, that terminal is ORANGE! I'd be terminated for sure!"
[17:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, so it is."
[17:38] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Are you refusing an order from a higher-ranking clone?"
[17:38] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 says over her shoulder, "Aren't the words in black text though?"
[17:38] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Ah, but I'm orange
[17:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "And getting there is important to Friend Computer."
[17:38] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> And I'm telling you to read it
[17:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "You wouldn't want to go against what all these higher ranking clones who are getting their orders from Friend Computer want, would you?"
[17:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The INFRARED starts shaking, "uh, oh, uh, no sir! Um... Could I at least take a moment to go confess to The Computer, in case I get terminated after this?"
[17:39] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 smiles at the INfrared.
[17:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "...I want to have a clear conscience."
[17:39] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "You'll be able to confess after, Comrade."
[17:39] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at Jarsha strangely
[17:40] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "As longas you do it without delay, Friend Computer will forgive you."
[17:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Drake? Did you hear that too?"
[17:40] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 shrugs at Lazarus. They need this information.
[17:40] * Iriri (chatzilla@71.21.102.86) Quit (Ping timeout:0 seconds )
[17:40] * Drake|R|TRW|1 seems to be a bit busy with his PDC
[17:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The IR starts sweating profusely.
[17:40] * Drake|R|TRW|1 nods though
[17:40] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I think we should just try to find our way.
[17:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Promise not to shoot me?"
[17:41] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "I agree, we don't have to put someone up to this"
[17:41] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "I promise that I will not shoot you," declares Jarsha.
[17:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I promise I will not shoot you of my own volitition."
[17:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> That's good enough for the drugged up INFRARED. He stumbles over to the ORANGE terminal and looks at it.
[17:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "Hmmm... it says WARNING: THIS DATA IS CLEARANCE LEVEL YELLOW..."
[17:42] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 calls kindly to the IR. "What does it say below that?"
[17:42] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> And what does it say after that?
[17:43] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> ((Okay i havn't really added much to tihs, but I think I'll need to be gone in about 3 minutes .. so yeah, replacements?))
[17:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Dritz? sfou? Anyone else want a go?))
[17:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "There's a sort of squiggly line going between a bunch of boxes or something."
[17:44] <Dritz> (( Interesting timing, I just got back home... still busy today and have never played before though =/ ))
[17:44] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "You're doing great, what else?"
[17:44] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ... -.-
[17:45] <Chansey|R|DAB|1> ((Uh well, I hope you get that sorted out.. casue yeah, I need to go.. sorrya dn stuff, it's been an experience though,,))
[17:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (('s ok. See ya.))
[17:45] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [Bye!]
[17:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "It says, um... oh, hey, so that's where the INFRARED bathrooms are on that level!"
[17:45] * Chansey|R|DAB|1 (TheBoyd@bas2-london14-1096636721.dsl.bell.ca) has left #thrigparanoia
[17:46] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods encouragingly, while mouthing to Lazarus, "there's no cameras, and loyalty and cam don't have their equipment yet. Just read the damn map."
[17:46] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Camsworth, back me up on this. We need to get to R+D."
[17:46] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> My first loyalty is to the computer.
[17:46] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> We don't need to look at the map.
[17:46] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> We can find our way.
[17:47] <Drake|R|TRW|1> We can find another way"
[17:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "The Computer won't be pleased if we get lost on the way..."
[17:47] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 smiles at Jarsha in feigned confusion.
[17:47] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I didn't promise not to shoot you, Infrared.
[17:47] * Drake|R|TRW|1 winces, and seems to write himself on his thing
[17:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Lazarus, you know that as well as I do."
[17:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Anyway, the squiggly line ends next to a thing that says RED MESS HALL."
[17:47] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Thankink you for your help, Comrade."
[17:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 tries shooting a command to the machine. "Excuse me, terminal, could you provide us with an Orange-clearance map to R&D, warehouse Eleventeen?"
[17:48] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [I assume we know how to get THERE?]
[17:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Terminal: "No such maps exist, citizen."
[17:49] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "This could be a problem..."
[17:49] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Are we alowd to ask a Yellow to help us?"
[17:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((afk for a few minutes, k?))
[17:49] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [do we know where the mess hall is?]
[17:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Anyway, guys, now that I know where the bathroom is, I should really get going."
[17:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> [You don't.]
[17:50] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Ask the Terminal for the messhall"
[17:50] * Jane|R|KWL|1 extends her hand to the IR
[17:50] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Good work, thank you."
[17:50] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Fearless leader, let's go?
[17:50] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 waves to the IR. "Thank you, citizen."
[17:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The INFRARED shakes Jane's hand uncertainly.
[17:50] * Iriri (chatzilla@cpe-66-69-139-136.sw.res.rr.com) has joined #thrigparanoia
[17:50] * Jane|R|KWL|1 pumps her arm three times
[17:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Fearless leader is gone...))
[17:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The INFRARED pumps Jane's arm four more times, happily.
[17:51] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [This is true.]
[17:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Iriri, wanna play?)
[17:51] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "On your way, Comrade!"
[17:51] * Jane|R|KWL|1 lets go
[17:52] <Iriri> (I'm gonna be eating dinner for a bit, I'll let you know when I'm free)
[17:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Oh, and before we get any further, Camsworth, are you a registered mutant?))
[17:52] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [I am.]
[17:52] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Well, Camsworth, as the highest-ranking citizens here one of us should take the role of Acting Team Leader. I propose you."
[17:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Everybody, Camsworth is a registered mutant. He has a yellow stripe on his uniform. He is barely tolerable mutant scum.)
[17:53] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I disagree, Comrade. I am doubtink a mutie's ability to lead."
[17:53] * sfou (tigermoth_@modemcable100.21-56-74.mc.videotron.ca) Quit (Quit: Client Exited )
[17:53] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I am a registered mutant.
[17:53] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Fair enough. Do we have any arguments about my placement as Acting Team Leader until a more suitable replacement is found?"
[17:54] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I am not one of those unregistered scum.
[17:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The IR stumbles away.
[17:54] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is still a bit suspicious of Jane and her accent.
[17:54] * Jane|R|KWL|1 shoots the IR in the back
[17:54] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Jane does not have a gun.))
[17:54] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [Everyone always has a gun! Or usually]
[17:54] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [We didn't get our equipment yet]
[17:55] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Not til we get to R&D and get our kit.))
[17:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((You guys have guns and armor, but not your Mandatory Bonus Duty equipment yet. Sorry for not making that clear.))
[17:55] * Jane|R|KWL|1 pew pews
[17:55] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Touche.))
[17:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane rolls a one.
[17:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 backs away from Jane sharpish.
[17:56] <Drake|R|TRW|1> I'm for Jarsha' as leader...
[17:56] * Drake|R|TRW|1 winces when Jane fire's
[17:56] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Me too.
[17:56] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Jane, why did you do that!?
[17:56] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods. "Ok then, let's head off... That way!" She picks a promising direction, keeping an eye out for any higher-clearance citizens to assist them.
[17:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane shoots the ceiling with her RED laser, vaporizing a large portion of the ceiling
[17:57] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 follows Jarsha
[17:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A few INFRARED clones dressed in funny robes fall out of the hole in the ceiling.
[17:57] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 goes back into the room
[17:57] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gasps. "Is this a traitor group!?"
[17:57] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 looks at the infrareds
[17:57] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Infrareds! What are you doink out of uniform?"
[17:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "I, er, uh..."
[17:58] <cyber[sleep]> ((Oh shit am I missing out??))
[17:58] * cyber[sleep] is now known as cyber95\
[17:58] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 really wishes they'd had the recording officer good to go at this point.
[17:59] * Jane|R|KWL|1 levels her laser at the IRs
[17:59] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Fife... Four..."
[17:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The IR throws a bunch of pamphlets at Jane and runs away. The other one just puts up his hands like a good clone.
[18:00] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 picks up a pamphlet
[18:00] * Jane|R|KWL|1 fires at the retreating clone
[18:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The pamphlet says "The Computers Prayer" and has some text below it.
[18:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((back))
[18:00] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 tears the pamphlet in half
[18:01] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Good work, Jane.
[18:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane narrowly misses the fleeing clone.
[18:01] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> There's on right here, though.
[18:01] <Dritz> (( IRs can think clearly enough to be part of secret societies? Always kinda assumed they weren't... :p ))
[18:01] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> *one
[18:01] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Why is no-one else doink anything!"
[18:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((wait, sorry))
[18:01] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Oh, sorry.
[18:01] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 puts a gun to the remaining Infrared's head
[18:01] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 points out we've got a mission to be getting on with.
[18:01] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> What were you doing up there?
[18:02] * Drake|R|TRW|1 fires at the fleeing clone
[18:02] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I'd appreciate an answer.
[18:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Um, I was just eating Algae Wafers."
[18:02] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Can you explain these pamphlets?
[18:02] * cyber95\ is now known as cyber95
[18:02] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "With all due respect, Comrade Actink Leader, rooting out mutants and traitors is EFERYONE'S mission"
[18:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> (Gah tutor's here)
[18:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> (AFK For a while)
[18:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Okay. Bye, Jarsha!)
[18:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Why, uh, what's wrong with the pamphlets? Let me read it to ya." He picks one up.
[18:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((ok))
[18:03] * Jane|R|KWL|1 kicks the clone in the stomach
[18:03] * Jane|R|KWL|1 and plugs her ears
[18:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Our Founder, who art Perfection, Binary be thy-- OOF!"
[18:04] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 kicks the clone as well
[18:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The INFRARED starts crying.
[18:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Oof! Ow! Save me, oh Great Computer!"
[18:04] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Permission to terminate?
[18:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...what?"
[18:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> IR: "Though I walk through the sector of the shadow of treason, I will fear no commies, for the Computer is with me, and its monitors and IntSec troopers comfort me!"
[18:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((ewww, gyroids))
[18:05] * Jane|R|KWL|1 is plugging her ears SO HARD
[18:05] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Kill him kill him kill him!"
[18:05] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 shoots the Infrared
[18:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The INFRARED dies horribly.
[18:06] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> So, shall we go?
[18:06] * Jane|R|KWL|1 unplugs her ears
[18:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Umm, sure, Team Leader."
[18:07] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Someone call a scrubot to get rid of this treasonous material."
[18:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "That would be our hygeine officer's job, wouldn't it?"
[18:07] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at Jane
[18:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha and Chansey suddenly fall into a garbage chute.
[18:08] * Jane|R|KWL|1 does that thing she says
[18:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wait what))
[18:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Did we see this happen, or did we not notice it?))
[18:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You saw them fall in.
[18:08] * Jane|R|KWL|1 scoops up the pamphlets and drops them in the chute
[18:08] * Jane|R|KWL|1 without looking at them
[18:09] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ...
[18:09] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "We have no rank orange members now..."
[18:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wait, did Jarsha leave?))
[18:09] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Uh...
[18:09] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Drake?
[18:09] <Drake|R|TRW|1> Oh
[18:09] <Drake|R|TRW|1> Thought Chansey was you for one second
[18:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane doesn't roll well enough to drop them without looking at them, and catches a glimpse of "And allow us not to get away with Treason, but deliver us from traitors"
[18:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Yeah, Jarsha and Chansey are afk))
[18:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Hahaha, you have to roll to fail to see something?))
[18:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((That's awesome.))
[18:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Since I am clearly the only Troubleshooter interested in /doink/ thinks, I will assume temporary leadership. Any opjections?"
[18:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I object."
[18:10] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "I object"
[18:10] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I don't object.
[18:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "On what grounts?"
[18:10] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Jane was the first to react to those traitors
[18:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jane called me and Jarsha 'Comrade'"
[18:11] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Yes?
[18:11] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> What's your point?
[18:11] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Comrade is just a word, Comrade. Are you saying you are not my comrade?"
[18:11] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Comrade is a high warning for possable later treason"
[18:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A scrubbot arrives, tootling in an irritating fashion.
[18:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, hello Friend Scrubbot!"
[18:12] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "You also seem to really want to be leader..."
[18:12] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "What in Alpha Complex do you mean, Comrade Drake?
[18:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Did Jane clean up the entire mess?))
[18:12] * Jane|R|KWL|1 moves away from the corpse and waves at the scrubot, still staring at Drake
[18:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "OFFICER Drake--see, she did it again--is the Loyalty Officer. He should know what is a sign of treason."
[18:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The scrubot starts spraying the corpse with acid.
[18:13] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "I say we let Lazarus be leader for now, as he seems to not be too ambusis" (pardon my spelling)
[18:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Excuse me, Friend Scrubbot, could you assist us in a little cleaning u--oh, why thank you!"
[18:13] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I agree, Lazarus seems to be the best choice for the job
[18:13] <Dritz> (( isn't knowledge of the stereotypes of treason worthy of suspecting treason? or was that just one game I watched ))
[18:14] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> ...either way, we should leave this room now
[18:14] * Jane|R|KWL|1 shrugs
[18:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Corridor outside your briefing room, you mean.)
[18:14] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [I sure do!]
[18:14] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Alright, Comrade Lazarus can lead us if you want, but I expect thinks to happen."
[18:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yeah, that sounds smart. We need to complete our mission to Friend Computer."
[18:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The door to the briefing room opens, and the GREEN briefing officer walks out, whistling one of the lates Loyalty Tunes.
[18:15] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Comreade Green!"
[18:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh! Hello, GREEN officer! Could you assist us in something?"
[18:15] * Jane|R|KWL|1 waves at the Officer and jogs over to her
[18:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "What are you still doing here?"
[18:15] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Green!" *salutes* "Can we request assistince in name of the great computer?"
[18:15] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Coult you plees direct us to Warehouse Eleventeen?"
[18:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> He looks flabbergasted.
[18:15] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> There were some traitors
[18:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "An ORANGE troubleshooter of ours, who happened to fall down a trash shoot, tells us that this terminal has a map to the Warehouse."
[18:16] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "We delt with traitors, and need directions to the Warehouse"
[18:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The GREEN looks at the gaping hole in the ceiling. "What the--?"
[18:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We were wondering if you could tell us where to go?"
[18:16] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Collateral damage from a bust of a traitor meeting."
[18:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Oh? What were the traitors' names, so we can mark them in our logs?"
[18:17] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Plees, directions? We wish to serf Comrade Computer as quickly as possible."
[18:17] * Drake|R|TRW|1 checked for the name of the one he cought, what was it?
[18:17] <Drake|R|TRW|1> (we*)
[18:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Most of them ran away, sir. This one down here distracted us."
[18:18] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks sheepish.
[18:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "I see. And what was your evidence?"
[18:19] <cyber95> ((Is anybody in here OddGuy?))
[18:19] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "They were out of standard-issue jumpsuits and could profide no reason for that."
[18:19] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Also, they had traitorous pamphlets
[18:19] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "The pamphlets are in the garbage chute now"
[18:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "They also had what we assume were treasonous pamphlets, which we promptly disposed of down that garbage chute."
[18:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Veeeery interesting. Sounds like communists, to me! ...You, what?"
[18:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "You willingly destroyed evidence implicating traitors?"
[18:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Not me, sir."
[18:20] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 points to Jane. "She was the one who dropped them down there. Without orders, I might add."
[18:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Did you at least take pictures of it with your PDCs?"
[18:21] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Uh
[18:21] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "I as loyalty officer request Jane for termination, she continues to show signs of possable communisium, is impulsive, caused that colateral damage, and was the one who both suggested and distroyed the evidince"
[18:21] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hm
[18:22] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Jane took action.
[18:22] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "What signs of possiple communism? Do you know what communists do?"
[18:22] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Only communists know what communists do!"
[18:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "This is ridiculous. You need a new Team Leader and stat. You're falling apart as a team!"
[18:23] <cyber95> ((Ooh! Ooh! I've got an orange!))
[18:23] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "If you see fit, please appoint one, Comrade Green!"
[18:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((If you want in, now's probably a good time.))
[18:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Wanna play, cyber?))
[18:23] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "We only wish to succeed in our mission."
[18:23] * cyber95 is now known as Abbey|O|OAD|3
[18:23] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((wait, was I on 3 or?))
[18:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Dunno. Let's just say 3.))
[18:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Camsworth dies.
[18:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((4))
[18:25] * wafer (Waferman@ool-182edeff.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #thrigparanoia
[18:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Just checked the logs))
[18:25] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Uh
[18:25] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> OW
[18:25] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 dies
[18:25] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ...?
[18:25] <Dritz> (( also checked logs, you were on ))
[18:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Clone Jane, you have been accused of treason. As you know, being accused of treason is treason." He's about to level his GREEN laser at Jane when Camsworth dies.
[18:25] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 stares at Cam, startled. "What in the...?""
[18:25] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Being accused of treason is treason? So we're playing Zap?))
[18:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((No, it's The Blame Game: Extreme Version))
[18:26] * Jane|R|KWL|1 points at Drake
[18:26] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I accuse Drake of treason on the grounds he appears to know communist doctrine!"
[18:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Falsely accusing a citizen of treason is also treason, of course)
[18:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Drake is a Loyalty Officer! It's his job to be able to recognize a communist!"
[18:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane bursts into flames.
[18:27] * Drake|R|TRW|1 blinks surprised
[18:27] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "AAARGH"
[18:27] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [lethally?]
[18:27] * Jane|R|KWL|1 drops and rolls
[18:27] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 jumps back, startled.
[18:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "YIKES!"
[18:28] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Jane now is commiting treason by falsing accuing one of treason"
[18:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane is able to put the fire out, but her uniform is badly damaged.
[18:28] * Drake|R|TRW|1 sheilds his eyes from the flame though
[18:28] * Jane|R|KWL|1 stands up and dusts herself off
[18:28] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Shes... now out of a proper uniform and unclean...?"
[18:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Look, another treasonous charge!"
[18:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Who is doink that?!"
[18:28] * Drake|R|TRW|1 is starting to get a bit confused at what the hell is happening
[18:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "What happened to Comrade Camsworth?"
[18:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Alright, everybody shut up!"
[18:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yessir!"
[18:29] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 blinks and shuts his mouth
[18:29] * Drake|R|TRW|1 salutes sliently
[18:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Just stay right here. I'm going to go consult The Computer." He goes back into the briefing room and the door shuts behind him.
[18:30] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks over to Drake and stands next to him, facing Jane
[18:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Muffled conversation leaks through the closed door.
[18:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Finally, the door opens again.
[18:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The GREEN walks out, with Abbey|O|OAD|3
[18:32] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hiya!"
[18:32] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 waves and points to his mouth, looking at the GREEN officer.
[18:32] * Drake|R|TRW|1 saluts
[18:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Here's your new team leader. Do as she says, and figure out what's wrong with the tomato plant in YUM sector. Don't forget to get your equipment from Warehouse Eleventeen."
[18:33] * Jane|R|KWL|1 raises her hand
[18:33] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 salutes Abbey
[18:33] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 smiles brightly. This should be fun!
[18:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Clone Abbey, assess Clone Drake's accusations of treason leveled against Clone Jane. Discover if they are justified and execute whoever is a traitor. I have to get going."
[18:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "You can all speak again."
[18:34] * Drake|R|TRW|1 salutes as well
[18:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Before you go, sir..."
[18:34] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Green, may we request information on how to reach Warehouse Eleventeen?"
[18:34] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Comradegreenbeforeyouaregoinkpleasetellushowtogettothewarehouse"
[18:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "It would be a great help if you could read this map for us."
[18:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The GREEN sighs. "What?"
[18:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((XD))
[18:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The GREEN fumbles in his pocket for a moment.
[18:34] * Blue_Rose (irchon@166.137.10.140) has joined #thrigparanoia
[18:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Then he pulls out a business card and hands it to Abbey.
[18:35] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [/me executes the GREEN officer for being a gender-switching mutant]
[18:35] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 reads the card
[18:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> GREEN: "Here's the number for an autohack service. Take a cab to R&D warehouse Eleventeen."
[18:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (She's really butch, okay?)
[18:36] * Blue_Rose (irchon@166.137.10.140) Quit (Remote host closed the connection )
[18:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thank you, sir. You've been a great help to us."
[18:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The card has a PDC number on it.
[18:36] * Drake|R|TRW|1 salutes again
[18:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Aw, man, we could have used Blue_Rose. We're short a Happiness Officer.)
[18:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The GREEN hurries away, grumbling.
[18:37] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay folks, who here is what? Your, uh, badges are hidden under folds of your uniforms."
[18:37] <Dritz> (( geez, so tempting to play, but there's so much stuff I need to get done that I still haven't started yet... ))
[18:38] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Hygiene Officer Jane, Comrade Leader."
[18:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Equipment Guy Lazarus, at your service."
[18:38] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Loyalty officer, and Green requests you check my reports to figure out if Jane is deserving of treason"
[18:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Camsworth seems to revivify.
[18:38] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "She also requires you investigate my counter-accusation."
[18:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It's a miracle!
[18:38] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hey guys
[18:38] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> What'd I miss
[18:38] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "she does request both sides of information"
[18:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Whoah, where'd you come from?"
[18:39] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hm... Hey, Jane, what'd you call me?"
[18:39] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I never left.
[18:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...is that your mutant power, then? Revival?"
[18:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Camsworth had been on the ground like a corpse.
[18:39] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> In... in a sense.
[18:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Got me there.))
[18:39] * Jane|R|KWL|1 sighs
[18:40] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I called you Comrade Leader. Apparently some people are takink issue with my affectations."
[18:40] <Drake|R|TRW|1> (this reminds me of CoC)
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Your accent as well, don't forget that."
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((CoC?))
[18:40] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Well, 'Comrade' is pretty commie thing to say!"
[18:40] <Drake|R|TRW|1> (Call of Cuthulu)
[18:40] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> We can't keep making accusations here.
[18:41] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> We need to stick together and accomplish this mission.
[18:41] * Drake|R|TRW|1 hands Abbey his PDC with information
[18:41] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Is it? I don't know what commies are soundink like!"
[18:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((There is a Paranoia insanity table))
[18:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Ah, thanks.))
[18:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((XD))
[18:41] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 (Mibbit@125-237-210-190.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[18:41] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "That would be /treason/."
[18:41] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Or at least get to our equipment.
[18:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "It's not treason to know how to identify a commie, Jane!"
[18:41] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Anyone?
[18:41] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Fine.
[18:41] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 heads down the corridor in a random direction
[18:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Drake, do you have your pamphlet on how to identify a commie?
[18:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Camsworth, wait!"
[18:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The scrubot zips away.
[18:42] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 stops
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We're waiting for an autocar, remember?"
[18:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Camsworth, where are you going?"
[18:42] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 sighs
[18:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (They haven't received their equipment yet, it's in Warehouse Eleventeen)
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...which Abbey has not yet called, now that I think about it."
[18:42] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "We haff yet to recieve our equipment."
[18:42] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 renturns
[18:42] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 calls the autocar.
[18:42] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 because, hey, we do need to get this going at some point, right?
[18:42] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "We need to pick it up, perhaps getting are equipment first is next then?"
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Say, there's an idea."
[18:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The Autocar service says they'll send one right away.
[18:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "But yeah, Drake, do you have the commie identification pamphlet?"
[18:43] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "If it is makink you all undom
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Like Drake said, let's get the pamphlet first. That should help."
[18:43] <Jane|R|KWL|1> uncomfortable"*
[18:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I think that comes with Loyalty officer))
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((undominated))
[18:43] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "I only know as much as you all know, I lack the full pamphlet yet"
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Yeah, it does.))
[18:43] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I can refrain from saying Comrade."
[18:43] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ((we don't have are job stuffs yet))
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "That would be nice. It does make me rather uncomfortable."
[18:44] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "It's just a term of closeness! We are all comrades under Friend Computer."
[18:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> An Autocar careens down the corridor toward you!
[18:44] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "That term is treasonous, Jane! Refrain from using it!"
[18:44] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 dives out of the way.
[18:44] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 leaps behind Drake
[18:44] * Jane|R|KWL|1 flattens against the wall
[18:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It comes to a halt next to the terminal and its doors open.
[18:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> There are four seats inside.
[18:45] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 examines the autocar
[18:45] * Drake|R|TRW|1 waits for the leader to enter it, standing at it's side saluting
[18:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The autocar is GREEN on the outside, RED on the inside.
[18:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Wait, four seats?"
[18:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "That means...one of us doesn't enter."
[18:45] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "We need to disside who the traitor is then"
[18:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "Hop in, Troubleshooters!"
[18:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I think it's Jane. Her behavior makes me very suspicious."
[18:45] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 jumps in to the autocar without touching the sides
[18:46] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane? You're under suspicion and have to walk."
[18:46] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 jumps in, not touching the sides.
[18:46] * Jane|R|KWL|1 nods
[18:46] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "As you like, leader."
[18:46] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 jumps in the autocar without touching the sides as well, and takes a seat.
[18:46] * Drake|R|TRW|1 enters, also avoiding the sides
[18:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "All aboard?"
[18:47] * Jane|R|KWL|1 waves at the troubleshooters
[18:47] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 looks around
[18:47] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 checks to see that everybody is in.
[18:47] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> See you, Jane
[18:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> Your PDC should have a map of an IR route to the warehouse; mine did.
[18:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> That might help.
[18:48] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "We appear to be good! Let's get going!"
[18:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "Where to?"
[18:48] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Warehouse Eleventeen!"
[18:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Warehouse Eleventeen, right?"
[18:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "IntSec Warehouse Eleventeen, coming up!"
[18:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The car zips away.
[18:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Wait, we wanted R&D!"
[18:49] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> That's in Warehouse eleventeen.
[18:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, it is? Sorry."
[18:50] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> So...
[18:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "What was that?"
[18:50] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Everyone happy?
[18:51] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 is still smiling brightly
[18:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What was what?"
[18:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The Autocar comes to a halt and its doors open.
[18:51] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks
[18:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What was what?"
[18:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It is in a YELLOW sector.
[18:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ...
[18:51] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 closes his eyes
[18:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "We can't leave this vehicle."
[18:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A sign on the wall says IntSec Warehouses Eleven through Fifteen.
[18:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Autocar? We don't have a high enough clearance level to get out."
[18:52] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> Um.
[18:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Would it be a bother for you to deliver us directly to Warehouse Eleventeen?"
[18:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "Are you sure? Maybe you wanted to be at PLC Warehouse Eleventeen?"
[18:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We wanted to be at R&D Warehouse Eleventeen."
[18:52] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 checks her PDC for info on the location of Warehouse eleventeen
[18:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((The computer terminal asked if we wanted "IntSec, PLC, or R&D"))
[18:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "Oooooh. That makes more sense. Coming right up! Of course, I have to deduct the additional fare from your accounts."
[18:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Fair enough, we should have said something."
[18:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The Autocar's doors close and it zips away again.
[18:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> VROOOM!
[18:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Well, a small setback, but at least we're on our proper way, now."
[18:55] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Yeah.
[18:55] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 smiles optimistically
[18:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It comes to a halt.
[18:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The doors open, revealing a RED floor and BLUE walls.
[18:55] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Now we can do our duty to Friend Computer!"
[18:56] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 makes sure this really is the right place
[18:56] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 gets out, careful to not touch the outside of the car or the walls
[18:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A door immediately outside the autocar has a sign over it that says R&D Warehouse Eleventeen.
[18:56] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Excellent."
[18:56] * Jane|R|KWL|1 waves at the team
[18:56] * Drake|R|TRW|1 get's out, very very careful, and paying attention to others.
[18:56] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hops out of the autocar, to avoid touching the outside.
[18:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane is standing outside the autocar.
[18:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thank you, Autocar! You were of great assistance!"
[18:57] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hey, Jane!
[18:57] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Hello Camsworth."
[18:57] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Welcome back Jane"
[18:57] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hey, Jane! You made it, good. You got here... pretty fast.
[18:58] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 exits through the open door of the autocar, but doesn't touch the door.
[18:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Autocar: "Thank, /you/ troubleshooters, for helping me meet my quota!" Its doors close and it careens away.
[18:58] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "A GREEN was nice enough to requisition me an autocycle."
[18:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What good fortune!"
[18:58] * damafk is now known as Blue_Rose
[18:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Blue_Rose, wanna play? We need a happiness officer.)
[18:59] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "So, Leader Abbey, what's our next move?"
[18:59] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks at the door labelled R&D Warehouse Eleventeen.
[18:59] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Any guesses?"
[19:00] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I wouldn't presume to do your job for you."
[19:00] <Blue_Rose> ((right the early me was me on an iphone))
[19:00] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Well then, let's get going."
[19:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The door to the warehouse is INFRARED.
[19:00] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 enters R&D
[19:00] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 follows
[19:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Inside the warehouse, you see a BLUE clone with thick eyeglasses, wearing a pocket protector and holding a clipboard.
[19:00] * Jane|R|KWL|1 follows
[19:00] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 enters
[19:00] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 salutes the BLUE clone.
[19:01] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 attempts to not snicker a little.
[19:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> He looks up and smiles when you enter.
[19:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Even if he /is/ a nerd.))
[19:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Why, hullo thar, troubleshooters!"
[19:01] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Hello.
[19:01] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 salutse
[19:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hiya!"
[19:01] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 salutes
[19:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((...a nerd who apparently likes to play as an Engineer a little too much.))
[19:01] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Good daycycle, BLUE."
[19:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Nice to meet you."
[19:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Great daycycle, clone, great daycycle! We gotchyer equipment for ya! Right in these boxes!"
[19:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE points to some boxes.
[19:02] * Drake|R|TRW|1 looks at the color of the boxes
[19:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The boxes are red. There are also several strange shapes against the rear wall covered in cloth sheets of varying colors.
[19:03] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks for his, but doesn't move yet. "Thank you, sir! May we take it?"
[19:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((An experienced player will check the color of everything before touching it.))
[19:03] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ((Never played before =3))
[19:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Yep, yep, yep. Let's see here, I think they're all labeled appropriately."
[19:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> They are indeed labeled appropriately for each Mandatory Bonus Duty.
[19:03] * Jane|R|KWL|1 opens her hygiene box assuming it IS approproately labelled
[19:04] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 opens his box.
[19:04] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 opens her own box
[19:04] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 opens his box
[19:04] * Drake|R|TRW|1 opens his box, and looks for the pamphlet
[19:04] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hey, when you find the pamphlet, see if there's anything mentioning the word 'comrade'.
[19:05] * Drake|R|TRW|1 follows orders
[19:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The pamphlet "The Early Warning Signs of Commie Traitorism" does indeed mention "comrade"
[19:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "Does the citizen in question: [...] 7. Address The Computer as 'Comrade'? [...]"
[19:07] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> Jane never addressed the computer as comrade... did she?
[19:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I think she did, actually...let me think."
[19:07] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I didn't, no. That would be presumptuous."
[19:08] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [think=scroll up]
[19:08] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [checking the logs is OOC; I can deny as much as I want and you can't prove a thing.]
[19:08] * Drake|R|TRW|1 reads the other signs
[19:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh, alright then. But I can still say I remember you doing so.))
[19:08] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [Yuuup]
[19:08] * Drake|R|TRW|1 also checks to make sure Jane has a new uniform
[19:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I think she did, actually. Camsworth and Drake were there, too; did either of you hear her?"
[19:09] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Camsworth apparently thinks I didn't, and I assure you I didn't."
[19:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Other signs: 1. Prefer to share all equipment and credits equally? 2. Refer to other Troubleshooters as 'bourgeoisie pigs'? 3. Use his left hand?. Leave home without his ID card? 5. Suggest negotiating with traitors? 6. Lack sincerity? ..."
[19:09] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "In any case..."
[19:10] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> I don't remember her saying that.
[19:10] * Jane|R|KWL|1 turns to the BLUE
[19:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "She certainly didn't suggest negotiating..."
[19:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I would like to requisition a new uniform; this one was damaged by a pyrokinetic."
[19:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "8. Long for *Classic* Bouncy Beverage when the new improved version is so much better? 9. Have embarrassing underarm stains? . Do anything at all you find annoying?
[19:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Well I do find it annoying when she calls me 'Comrade'"
[19:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "10 is a yes for me."
[19:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I didn't like the whole 'Comrade' thing and her accent was annoying."
[19:11] <Blue_Rose> ((do you still need a hygine officer?))
[19:11] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "I still find Jane a commie under"
[19:11] <Blue_Rose> ((i mean happiness))
[19:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Yeah.))
[19:12] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [Gah, I have to go now]
[19:12] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "Just doing my job Blue and Abbey!"
[19:12] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I recommend you mention that in our debriefing then."
[19:12] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> [It be late]
[19:12] * Blue_Rose is now known as Damien|R|RIP|1
[19:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((:())
[19:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((See ya.))
[19:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yeah... we're going to have to keep an eye on her though.
[19:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey eats an algae chip.
[19:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Bye, g0m!))
[19:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Mmm. Good stuff."
[19:13] <Camsworth|O|CAM|2> 'night all
[19:13] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((see ya))
[19:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Camsworth suddenly dies.
[19:13] <Drake|R|TRW|1> ((night))
[19:13] * Camsworth|O|CAM|2 (g0mmyg0m@87.198.199.192) has left #thrigparanoia
[19:13] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 rolls his eyes, no longer surprised by this.
[19:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Oh, we can get you a new uniform, citizen, in just a--- oh! Looks like yer friend died!"
[19:14] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "He'll probably just get up again. He's good at faking it, I think."
[19:14] * schazer (Mibbit@125-237-210-190.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #thrigparanoia
[19:14] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "He's done it before. Apparently it has something to do with his disgusting mutation."
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "He's a registered mutant, sir--he's already died once and came out no worse for the wear."
[19:14] <schazer> (Goddamnit)
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Hey, someone just left.))
[19:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Skizzles! You joining us?)
[19:14] <schazer> ((Can I jump back in?))
[19:14] <schazer> ((I want to...))
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((We don't have a C&R officer. We need one.))
[19:14] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((so can I join or what?))
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((hint hint hint))
[19:14] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I'm the team leader now. Ha ha ha ha!))
[19:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha falls out of a tube in the ceiling. She is covered in filth.
[19:15] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "ew! Hygiene officer!"
[19:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsh..."
[19:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...ewwwww."
[19:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Camsworth bursts into flames.
[19:15] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "JANE! do your job quickly!" o.o
[19:15] * schazer dusts herself off.
[19:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Oh, my!"
[19:15] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 backs away from Jarsha, fanning the air in front of him.
[19:15] * schazer raises her arms so Jane can get the filth off her uniform.
[19:15] * Jane|R|KWL|1 sprays schazer with her newly-acquired Blast-it-Off
[19:15] * Drake|R|TRW|1 winces from the fire "umm, leader, can we stop that some how!?"
[19:15] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 stares at Camsworth. "Umm...does this strike anyone as problematic?"
[19:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE says "Not to worry! We deal with this a lot here!" He produces a pocket-sized fire extinguisher.
[19:17] * Jane|R|KWL|1 follows the Blast-it-Off with a healthy dose of Mr Squeeky
[19:17] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Don't worry, after a mission, this stuff will seem commonplace to all of you."
[19:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Damien'll be our new C&R officer, I guess))
[19:17] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [Protip: Schazer, you should change your name]
[19:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((XD))
[19:17] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((has an hour at least))
[19:18] <schazer> oh right
[19:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE covers Camsworth in spray foam.
[19:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane cleans Jarsha.
[19:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE calls for a jackobot to carry the trapped camsworth away.
[19:18] * schazer is now known as Jarsh|O|SCR|3
[19:18] * Jarsh|O|SCR|3 is now known as Jarsha|O|SCR|3
[19:18] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [do I have my hygiene tester thing?]
[19:18] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((That's better.))
[19:18] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 smiles at Jane. "thanks, friend."
[19:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A hatch in the floor opens and a BLUE clone in a full hazmat suit climbs out, pulling Damien|R|RIP with him.
[19:19] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Do i have my happiness officer gear?))
[19:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (The gear is sitting in a box in this room)
[19:19] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Thank god))
[19:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane has a skin core sampler.
[19:19] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "All part of the job, Jarsha."
[19:19] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Inspection!"
[19:19] * Jane|R|KWL|1 straps the sampler to Drake
[19:19] * Jane|R|KWL|1 and activates it
[19:19] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 asks the blue, "Permission to retrive my items?"
[19:20] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 is feeling pretty happy overall about this. Sure, some strange stuff has already happened, but there's still the mission to look ahead to!
[19:20] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> (So what'd I miss, tl;dr version?)
[19:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE in the hazmat suit pushes forward Damien|R|RIP|1. "Here, we think you lost this clone or one like it in a garbage chute."
[19:20] * Drake|R|TRW|1 willing goes threw with the inspection
[19:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Jan was accused of being a commie, accent and addressing people as "comrade"))
[19:20] * Damien|R|RIP|1 stumbles forward
[19:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You guys are finally at the R&D Warehouse
[19:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Not executed, not enough proof))
[19:20] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Sup guys?"
[19:20] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks aronud.
[19:21] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> *around.
[19:21] * Jane|R|KWL|1 samples the HELL out of Drake
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Spontaneously bursts into flames for no apparent reason))
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Camsworth dies))
[19:21] * Damien|R|RIP|1 looks around
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Somehow))
[19:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE clone in the hazmat suit waves and leaps back down the hatch.
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Then comes back to life a bit later))
[19:21] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "So uh whats going on?"
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Then we just got here uneventfully; Abbey's the new leader, though))
[19:21] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 searches for a higher-ranking officer to show them to their kits.
[19:22] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Cool))
[19:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane's skin core sampling of Drake returns the result: "Initiate Emergency Sanitation Procedures."
[19:22] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, our equipment is in the RED boxes over there."
[19:22] <Drake|R|TRW|1> "... Whats that mean?"
[19:23] * Jane|R|KWL|1 sprays Drake with two bottles at once, all over, starting with the face
[19:23] <Drake|R|TRW|1> >.<
[19:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "The nice BLUE officer showed us to them and said we could retrieve our equipment."
[19:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 winces and goes to retrive a red box.
[19:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grabs her stuff and examines her loot.
[19:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE R&D officer with the thick spectacles and the pocket protector says, oh, welcome new clones. Get your equipment and we'll get started with the experimental designs for you to test."
[19:23] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 is excited
[19:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake's face burns.
[19:23] * Damien|R|RIP|1 looks for a box with his name
[19:24] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 winces, somehow doing it while smiling.
[19:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Uh oh, experimental designs usually mean death and pain and such.))
[19:24] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((That's why they're so fun!))
[19:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wait, burns as in, is on fire, or just hurts?))
[19:24] * Jane|R|KWL|1 keeps on spraying
[19:24] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Just hold still! This is a sanitation emergency!"
[19:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> At first it just hurts.
[19:24] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Like, melting, methinks.))
[19:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Uh oh.))
[19:25] <Drake|R|TRW|1> (o.o)
[19:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> As the two chemicals continue to mix, acrid smoke starts to waft from Drake's face.
[19:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((O.o))
[19:25] * Iriri (chatzilla@cpe-66-69-139-136.sw.res.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out )
[19:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jane, I think something's wrong..."
[19:25] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, I don't think those were meant to be used in that way."
[19:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 backs away a little, asking the Blue, "Sir, where are these experimental designs?"
[19:25] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Singed isn't as good as clean."
[19:25] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "No, everything's under control. If he dies, at least he'll be clean. Better dead than dirty.
[19:26] * Damien|R|RIP|1 ignores the plume of smoke
[19:26] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "So like uh which bonus duty am I filling in for guys?"
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "But if you can do it without kiling him?..."
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((C&R))
[19:26] * Jane|R|KWL|1 sprays one more time
[19:26] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "There. All better!"
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh right your character doesn't know that))
[19:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake bursts into flames.
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I guess C&R Offi--damnit, not again!"
[19:26] * Drake|R|TRW|1 drops and rolls!!!!
[19:26] * Damien|R|RIP|1 completly ignores the fire
[19:27] * Jane|R|KWL|1 turns and gives a few spritzes to Damien
[19:27] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "...Jane, fire is not actually a good thing. Loyalty officer, be sure to get this written down."
[19:27] * Damien|R|RIP|1 walks over to find the C&R equipment, first checking the color
[19:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake succeeds only in spreading the chemical fire around on himself.
[19:27] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "You were in the garbage chutes; you're bound to be dirty
[19:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Drake IS the Loyalty Officer!"
[19:27] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Crap."
[19:27] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 chirps at Lazarus, "That doesn't sound like you're very happy!"
[19:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yes, I'm sorry...this is my first mission, I'm kind of nervous."
[19:27] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay, bright side... It's a CLEAN fire!"
[19:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 smiles. "That's all right then."
[19:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Extremely clean! You can never be too careful with a hygiene emergency."
[19:28] * Drake|R|TRW|1 rolls some more, not ready to die yet
[19:28] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Drake, when you die and your new clone shows up, be sure to write down Jane's actions."
[19:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 sighs. "Oh, good. Thank you, Happiness Officer!"
[19:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 joins Damien in looking for these experimental tools.
[19:29] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks at the colors of the coth covers on the rear wall
[19:29] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> *cloth
[19:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We were supposed to tell the BLUE officer when we were ready for them, right?"
[19:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake burns to death.
[19:29] * Jane|R|KWL|1 walks over to the BLUE officer and beams
[19:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oooh, good idea.))
[19:30] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Ready for my experimental equipment!"
[19:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I think they were BLUE, though.))
[19:30] * Drake|R|TRW|1 is now known as Drake|R|TRW|2
[19:30] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((im looking for my equipment
[19:30] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Damien, grab your equipment so we can get the experimental technology."
[19:30] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 follows Jane. "Same here, sir. Now that our friend has stopped burning, I suppose we can continue."
[19:30] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 points directly at the C&R box
[19:30] * Damien|R|RIP|1 does such in a manner that could be best described as laxadasical
[19:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((the boxes are RED, by the way))
[19:31] * Damien|R|RIP|1 puts on his equipment after checking to make sure it is red
[19:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Alright, troubleshooters, if you're done dying, here's what we've got for you..."
[19:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 claps her hands excitedly.
[19:31] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks eager
[19:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> He pulls a sheet off of a large thing in the back of the room.
[19:32] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks, wide-eyed
[19:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The large thing has straps like a backpack, but it is about twice as large as the average clone.
[19:32] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks excited and curious. "What is that, sir?"
[19:32] * Damien|R|RIP|1 observes through barely open eyes
[19:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "We need one of you to wear this Volume Evaluator throughout the Alpha Complex as you go about your business. You don't need to do anything but let it take its readings."
[19:33] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Are you feeling alright, Damien?"
[19:33] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Dude I'm fine. Chill man."
[19:33] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "This looks like equipment to me. Equipment guy? You can wear it."
[19:33] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 goes up and strokes it. "It's incredible..."
[19:33] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "... Dude?"
[19:33] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Yeah dude?"
[19:33] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 stares at it. "How...how am I supposed to lift it?"
[19:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "It's twice as large as I am."
[19:34] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods agreement at it being Equipment Guy's job.
[19:34] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "You wear it. Notice the straps? You'll figure it out."
[19:34] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "What a strange term."
[19:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Oh, just slip your arms through the straps. I'm sure a strapping young clone of your healthiness will be fine."
[19:34] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 checks the color of the backpack.
[19:34] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [i wunder what society ur in]
[19:34] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((me?))
[19:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake-R falls out of a tube
[19:34] * Damien|R|RIP|1 waves slowly at Drake
[19:35] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hey, Drake. Get on writing that info on Jane now."
[19:35] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "How was the trip?"
[19:35] * Jane|R|KWL|1 straps the sampler onto Abbey
[19:35] * Jane|R|KWL|1 and activates it
[19:35] * Drake|R|TRW|2 stands there for a momment, and starts taking notes again
[19:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks at Lazarus curiously. "Are you not happy with your job as equipment guy?"
[19:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (([19:34] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 checks the color of the backpack. <-- Waiting for thriggle to finish this before I touch it))
[19:35] * Iriri (chatzilla@71.21.102.86) has joined #thrigparanoia
[19:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((aka _FRIEND_COMPUTER_))
[19:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The backpack is unpainted metal.
[19:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "No, not at all."
[19:36] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 examines it curiously.
[19:36] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks up to the backpack, straps it on, and lifts it with a grunt.
[19:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE clone walks over to another thing hidden under a sheet.
[19:36] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Leader Abbey, may you figure which one of us is the traitor or are you still thinking?"
[19:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Huh. It looked a lot heavier."
[19:36] * Drake|R|TRW|2 also goes to his burnt body... and takes his stuff from it
[19:36] * Jane|R|KWL|1 samples with great alacrity
[19:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "There's something else we want you folks to take with you."
[19:37] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I'm sorry, what? We've already decided there isn't enough evidence. Jane is under suspicion, but we'll have to keep an eye out for activity before execution."
[19:37] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 salutes the Blue smartly.
[19:37] * Damien|R|RIP|1 slowly turns to look at Blue
[19:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey meets minimum cleanliness levels.
[19:37] * Drake|R|TRW|2 salutes "understood"
[19:37] * Jane|R|KWL|1 moves to sample Jarsha
[19:38] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 declares, "you've cleaned and sample me already."
[19:38] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> or, at least, you've cleaned me.
[19:38] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 follows the others, curious to see what the other thing is
[19:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Our guys in Cloning Services have been developing these little guys for yearcycles! They can detect noxious gases and mutagens before they can affect Troubleshooters, doubtless saving many Clones."
[19:38] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Better safe than sorry!"
[19:38] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [did I?]
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Sounds highly useful!"
[19:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE pulls the sheet off, revealing a portable cage with a small creature inside it. It is RED and has feathers.
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((It's a parrot.))
[19:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "We call this a turkey!"
[19:39] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "A... turkey?"
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((...oh.))
[19:39] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Thats pretty cool there Blue. Turkey eh?"
[19:39] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 claps her hands delightedly.
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "A turkey...sounds like a neat name.))
[19:39] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Can i look after it? Please? Please?"
[19:39] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "It fits"
[19:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((oops, replace those parentheses with quotation marks))
[19:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Yep. For a long time, we could only clone YELLOW ones, but we finally were able to make a RED one, so that it could accompany troubleshooting teams."
[19:40] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((canary in a coalmine. Nice.))
[19:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "So how does it work?"
[19:40] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 skips forward to take the bird.
[19:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Yes, I do know. I just figure Lazarus doesn't.))
[19:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "So do we uh need to feed it?"
[19:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Take care of it?"
[19:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Just keep a close eye on it. If it shows signs of distress, you should probably leave the area." He hands it to Jarsha.
[19:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Nice."
[19:41] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes it with a smile.
[19:41] <Iriri> (RAD YOU GUYS GET A TURKEY.)
[19:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Replace its FunSeed and water supply every six hourcycles.
[19:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((TURKEY OBTAINED))
[19:42] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Yes sir! Where do I get those from?"
[19:42] <Iriri> (I bet someone's secret mission is to eat it. XD)
[19:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE hands Jarsha a packet of FunSeed.
[19:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Obviously. XD))
[19:42] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes the Funseed.
[19:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Now, we've got a few other lower-priority items for testing, if anybody wants them."
[19:42] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I'm happy to help our friends in R&D!"
[19:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What have we got?"
[19:42] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((what recorder did I get?))
[19:42] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is too busy trilling happily at the bird.
[19:42] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "I am willing to help friend computer!"
[19:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((There's only one recorder, isn't there?))
[19:43] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((One comm guy with the camera))
[19:43] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [nope,. THIS KNOWLEDGE IS PROBABLY TREASON]
[19:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((There are two types of note-takers for Loyalty Officers, I thought.))
[19:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((OH NO I SHALL BE EXECUTED))
[19:44] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((But the loyalty officer also takes notes))
[19:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Damien: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=461404&sid=0597b7c8fa819d1c8c276498a29e25ae#p461404))
[19:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Job descriptions))
[19:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((i know the jobs well enough thank you XD))
[19:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((not my first game, but my third))
[19:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh, alright. XD))
[19:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Damien, you're C&R? You get a multicorder 1. It can run one sensor program at a time, and comes with the following programs: visible light sensor with magnification enhancers and filters for "artsie" shots, an IR sensor, and editing software.)
[19:45] * Drake|R|TRW|2 "Leader... I have more evidince of treason"
[19:45] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I'm listening, Drake."
[19:46] * Damien|R|RIP|1 pans the camerato Drake and Abbey, zooming in
[19:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "We have here an Electric Wiffle Bat, an Auto Illumination Control Suite, a Traitorous Thought Detector, Noseguns, and a new set of Power Armor with a built in Plasma Gun."
[19:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((The plot thickens))
[19:46] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> I want the plasma armour!
[19:46] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> Power armour! Power armour!
[19:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((It'll probably explode. XD))
[19:46] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 rushes forward to examine the armour.
[19:46] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Drake, you should probably take the Traitorous Thought Detector. It would help you in your duties."
[19:46] * wafer is now known as WAFER
[19:46] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "That Control Suite sounds... confusing and intriguing."
[19:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The poor little turkey is upset about being swung around so rapidly
[19:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It displays signs of DISTRESS.
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Good choice, leader!"
[19:47] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Causing the death of a troubleshooter member threw miss use of job given cleaning chemicals, Used left hand with right hand, a common trait of commies is to use their left hand, when spraying my face, and has a very annoying accent"
[19:47] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 puts it down gently and runs for it.
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "The turkey is displaying signs of distress!"
[19:47] * Damien|R|RIP|1 pans over to jasha and zooms in on the TURKEY
[19:47] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jarsha!"
[19:47] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 starts backing away
[19:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Sorry!"
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "You heard what the officer said, that means danger!"
[19:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey calms down and starts preening its feathers.
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, nevermind."
[19:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Yeah, don't shake the turkey."
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Sorry."
[19:47] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 grins sheepishly
[19:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks sheepish. "Apologies, sir."
[19:48] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "It seems okay now. It appears that to get an accurate 'reading' from the turkey, we have to, y'know, not present it with things that would stress US out as well."
[19:48] * Damien|R|RIP|1 pans back to the new set of experimental equipment
[19:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 makes sure she's let go of the cage gently and placed it on the ground before bounding over to inspect the power armour.
[19:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The power armor is a suit that one climbs into the back to control. It has a massive plasma gun built into its chest.
[19:48] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What does the Nosegun do?"
[19:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What do the Electric Wiffle Bat, Control Suite, and Nosegun do?"
[19:48] * Damien|R|RIP|1 walks calmly forward to examine the Electric Wiffle Bat
[19:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Ah, the nosegun. You've all heard of handguns? Well this little baby you just strap to your nose, leaving your hands free!"
[19:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "How do you aim, sir? We'll need to know."
[19:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "The Electric Wiffle Bat is lightweight while containing deadly neurostunners, sure to detain commies."
[19:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...nevermind, just tilt your head, I guess."
[19:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Yeah, just look at what you wanna shoot."
[19:50] * Damien|R|RIP|1 examines the color of the electric wiffle bat
[19:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, it shoots forward? Good, I thought it shot directly OUT of your nose!"
[19:50] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Can you tell me about the control suite?"
[19:50] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 examines the TTD
[19:51] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 leaps up into the power armour to try out all the controls that look like they have nothing to do with guns or self-destructing.
[19:51] * Drake|R|TRW|2 continues saluting waiting for Abbey's orders, while looking at the stuff
[19:51] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at the Power Armor to see what color it is
[19:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "The control suite activates the sensor signals in nearby lights, allowing you to toggle them from on to off or vice versa. perfect for catching commies unawares!"
[19:52] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 examines the Control Suite
[19:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "The Treasonous Thought Detector detects treasonous thoughts when you turn it on."
[19:52] * Jane|R|KWL|1 picks up the bat and swings it experimentally. At nothing. And only if it is RED or below
[19:52] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 gives it a TEST
[19:52] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((eh i was hcecking that out))
[19:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Everything is RED or unpainted.)
[19:53] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records everyone testing out the devices
[19:53] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 in particular points the TTD at Jane
[19:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Would I be able to hold the Control Suite in addition to the Volume Tester?))
[19:53] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes a few steps in the power amour, avoiding standing on anything.
[19:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> There is a little switch on the TTD that you need to flick to turn it on.
[19:54] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 picks up the Control Suite and looks it over curiously
[19:54] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 flicks the switch
[19:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha's power armor lumbers to life.
[19:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES))
[19:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Nice job Abbey))
[19:54] * Damien|R|RIP|1 keeps a panoramic view
[19:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> As soon as Abbey flicks the switch, the TTD starts beeping loudly.
[19:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((You misspelled rox))
[19:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((XD))
[19:54] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((XD))
[19:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stomps around in it, laughing delightedly. She keeps well away from the turkey in its cage.
[19:55] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "What does that beeping mean? Is someone here thinking traitorous thoughts? Is the TTD directional?"
[19:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha accidentally knocks over a Thing Under A Sheet. It clatters to the floor with a hollow sound, and cheeping can be heard.
[19:56] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 waves at Damien. "Get some really impressive low-angle cuts of this! Uh-oh."
[19:56] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes a step away from the Thing.
[19:56] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms in on Jarasha
[19:56] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at the spot Jarsha just stepped on. "What was /that/?"
[19:56] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((knocked over. Not stepped on.))
[19:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The TTD is a wand. BLUE: "No, it's not directional. It's probably just beeping because there's a retirment gulag above us. Lots of crazies there."
[19:56] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I want to know two things. One, what Jarsha just did, and two, what the beeping means."
[19:56] * Damien|R|RIP|1 pans over to the knocked over Thing Unger A Sheet
[19:57] * Damien|R|RIP|1 does a dramatic pan over to Blue
[19:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE shrieks and goes to right the Thing Under The Sheet.
[19:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Excuse me, BLUE officer, but would I be able to equip this Control Suite as well as--well, I guess I can wait."
[19:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> it was a stand up cage with YELLOW turkeys in it.
[19:57] * Damien|R|RIP|1 follows him in a close up
[19:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha!"
[19:57] * Drake|R|TRW|2 backs up
[19:57] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looked scared.
[19:57] * Damien|R|RIP|1 is stay safely far, far away
[19:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "You can take as much as you can test, but it might be tough to perform your additional duties as a troubleshooter.
[19:58] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "The-the power armour started moving by itself at the cage... I tried to stop it..."
[19:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "That's alright, no harm done." The BLUE smiles.
[19:58] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "I don't think it likes the turkeys.
[19:58] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 breathes a sigh of relief. "Thank you, officer."
[19:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Excuse me, BLUE officer? How would I go about equipping and using this Control Suite?"
[19:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Oh? Just press the button. Here, I'll show you."
[19:59] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 holds the Control Suite up for the BLUE officer to take
[20:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE picks up the Auto Illumination Control Suite (a small gray metal box with a red button), and pushes the button.
[20:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Everything goes black as all the lights shut down.
[20:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "See?"
[20:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((You are likely to be eaten by a grue.))
[20:00] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 shrieks delightedly.
[20:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Ohh, I see. Or rather, I don't. Which means I do. Because I don't...Yes, I do."
[20:01] * Damien|R|RIP|1 switches to IR filming
[20:01] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "And this bat? Do I just hit people with it?"
[20:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, you don't get the bat. You aren't to be trusted with additional weaponry at this time."
[20:01] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "dude its so dark in here guys."
[20:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Am I allowed to use the Control Suite, Team Leader Abbey?"
[20:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "where...ever you are."
[20:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Damien drops the camera as he tries to change the sensor program
[20:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You all here some mechanical clunking sounds
[20:02] * Damien|R|RIP|1 picks it up
[20:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha? Please don't walk around in the dark, you might step on us.
[20:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "
[20:02] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 yells suddenly in the dark.
[20:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE presses the button again, turning the lights back on.
[20:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Ow... I tripped over something... But I'm not in the suit."
[20:02] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks for the suit
[20:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Someone pushed me!"
[20:03] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "why would they like do that man?"
[20:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha's power armor is holding an ULTRAVIOLET cage containing an ULTRAVIOLET turkey.
[20:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The cage is open.
[20:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "So...the turkey pushed you?"
[20:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey flies out, cheeping!
[20:03] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 backs away
[20:03] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 runs away from the turkey
[20:03] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stares at the turkey, and runs for it.
[20:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Augh! Jarsha!
[20:03] * Damien|R|RIP|1 scrambles away madly
[20:04] * Drake|R|TRW|2 backs up a lot
[20:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Ho, boy."
[20:04] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 grabs Jarsha
[20:04] * Damien|R|RIP|1 keeps hsi distance far far away from the UV turkey
[20:04] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "I don't know what happened! I got out of the armour to see if the yellow turkeys were ok, then the lights went out and I got scared and then the suit was there and I'm scared!"
[20:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, you're our Happiness Officer! Don't be scared!"
[20:04] * Jane|R|KWL|1 goes and proffers the bat to Abbey
[20:05] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "You take it then, if you don't want it tested."
[20:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Somebody catch that turkey! My job is on the line!"
[20:05] * Damien|R|RIP|1 is recording this all
[20:05] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 says, "sorry."
[20:05] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> she then opens the flask of EZ-Duz-it
[20:06] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes a swig.
[20:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE looks at Damien. BLUE: "You can edit that out of the mission record, right? Or, uh, at least make it look better?"
[20:06] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 pops the cap back on, looking much happier. "Ok guys! Let's got serve friend computer!"
[20:06] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Eh depends..."
[20:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yeah!"
[20:07] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 takes the bat
[20:07] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "You can do it, Damien!"
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Say, BLUE officer, may I have the Control Suite? I'd like to test it."
[20:07] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks positively ecstatic.
[20:07] * Damien|R|RIP|1 switches to the editing program
[20:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Look, I'll give you each a tub of Cold Fun if you catch that turkey!"
[20:07] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "What do I get for my editing?"
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Sorry, sir, but that turkey is WAAAY above my clearance level."
[20:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE rips a sheet off a table, revealing a pile of long-handled nets. He grabs one and starts chasing the turkey.
[20:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hey, I have an idea!"
[20:08] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 claps her hands excitedly. "YAAY!"
[20:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Let's toss a bunch of FunSeed into the cage, wait until the turkey goes in to eat it, and then shut the cage with one of those nets!"
[20:08] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 grabs a net
[20:08] * Damien|R|RIP|1 decides to record this all
[20:08] * Jane|R|KWL|1 waves the bat at Abbey
[20:09] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 grabs the bat
[20:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Nobody touches the turkey, and nobody has to worry about clearance levels!"
[20:09] * Damien|R|RIP|1 uses an epic filter on this chase
[20:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The electric wiffle bat sparkles with electricity.
[20:09] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 has lost the funseed somewhere in the confusion and darkness.
[20:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Just slow it down into bullettime after you record amirite))
[20:09] * Jane|R|KWL|1 picks up a net
[20:10] * Jane|R|KWL|1 no she doesn't
[20:10] * Jane|R|KWL|1 scratch that
[20:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Somebody! In Filing Cabinet 315 is an INFRARED paintgun! Shoot the turkey with it!"
[20:10] * Drake|R|TRW|2 checks the color of the nets
[20:10] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((thats tottally the plan))
[20:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> the nets are black.
[20:10] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 heads to the cabinaet
[20:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> *cabinet
[20:10] * Jane|R|KWL|1 goes and grabs the paintgun
[20:10] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((that means infrared))
[20:10] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records Jane doing this
[20:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [Abbey, you are holding a bat and a net :mspa]
[20:11] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Blargh, I'm losing track))
[20:11] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Here we see Jane grabbing a paintgun, everyone else is chasing a UV turkey"
[20:11] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is sitting there smiling rather happily.
[20:11] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Is everyone happy?" *giggles*
[20:11] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 checks the color of the paintgun
[20:11] * Damien|R|RIP|1 waves happily at Jarsha
[20:11] * Jane|R|KWL|1 already has the paintgun Jesus
[20:11] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "This is great!"
[20:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Whoops, sorry, I meant the cabinet))
[20:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "It's certainly very exciting!"
[20:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> (INFRARED paintgun! Derp.))
[20:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Cabinet is gray, paintgun is INFRARED.
[20:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane has the paintgun.
[20:12] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gives Jane a hug.
[20:12] * Jane|R|KWL|1 fires on the Turkey. Repeatedly if necessary
[20:12] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records Jane doing this
[20:13] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [i HAVE the paintgun]
[20:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> An INFRARED paintball hits the ULTRAVIOLET turkey!
[20:13] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 goes over to Damien.
[20:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Uh oh, here goes the "touched an officer above your clearance level" thing again))
[20:13] * Jane|R|KWL|1 tries to throw Jarsha off
[20:13] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Jaane, be happy! :D"
[20:13] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Here we see Jane shooting the UV Turkey
[20:13] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Edit that shot to be in slow motion."
[20:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I hope you got the bullet soaring to meet the turkey, too!"
[20:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It tweets pathetically as the impact forces it into the wall, after which it slumps to the floor.
[20:13] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((whose team leader?))
[20:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "That would be an awesome shot."
[20:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It is now INFRARED.
[20:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Abbey))
[20:13] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I am very happy! Please let go; serving Friend Computer MAKES me happy, and I can't do that while hugged."
[20:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey is Team Leader.
[20:13] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks hurt. "That wasn't very friendly."
[20:14] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Abbey... she's showing more traitorish flaws... and she has an infered paintgun, should we have let her grab that?"
[20:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "But hugging is a happy thing, isn't it?"
[20:14] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Well it was all fine until she shot the UV turkey"
[20:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane failes to throw Jarsha off.
[20:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "People who are happy like to hug, and hugging makes people happy!"
[20:14] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "For Computer's sake, are you trying to paint me FOLLOWING ORDERS from a SUPERIOR OFFICER as treason?"
[20:14] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 pulls out a syringe of gelgernine and tries plunging it into Jane's arm.
[20:14] <Drake|R|TRW|2> *mutters*"number 6... lacking scerinity..."
[20:14] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms in on the now IF turkey
[20:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE grabs the turkey and puts it back in its cage (which it wrenches out of the power armor's hands).
[20:15] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 laughs. "Come on Jane, be happy!"
[20:15] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records the blue doing so
[20:15] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Everyone likes hugs, they're great for morale! So's gelgernine!"
[20:15] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay! Things of note! The power armor? Nobody gets it. May jeopardize our mission."
[20:15] * Jane|R|KWL|1 spreads her arms
[20:15] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "We have to report this traitorus action."
[20:15] * Dritz is now known as blueberryMuffin
[20:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Did the BLUE officer touch the cage?))
[20:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha accidentally stabs herself with the Gelgernine!
[20:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Because it was ultraviolet))
[20:16] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 says with a huge grin on her face at Abbey's announcement: "Aawww..." she seems surprsingly cheerful about it though.
[20:16] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 thinks Jarsha is a little bit too hopped up.
[20:17] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Dude, I just stabbed myself with mood enhancers. Don't blame me.))
[20:17] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at the syringe of gelgernine for a moment, but doesn't say anything
[20:17] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 sighs contentedly.
[20:17] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 collapses on the floor, giggling helplessly.
[20:17] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay. Well. I think that.. erm, we're generally done here.
[20:17] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 puts the net back.
[20:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Wait, one more thing."
[20:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Equipment check, guys."
[20:17] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "WE have to report all this traitorous action though!"
[20:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Let's make sure things are working before we continue. And I agree with Drake."
[20:18] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is curled up on the floor, convulsing with utter joy.
[20:18] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Let the Loyalty Officer do that, as long as he;s not too involved in his personal vendetta against me."
[20:18] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((whose loyalty?))
[20:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE clone. Puts a sheet over the cage. "There there, little fella. You'll be alright."
[20:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Just drop your equipment here...although I suppose Abbey might have to get Jarsha's for her, none of us have high enough clearance to get it from her."
[20:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Drake))
[20:18] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "I only dislike those who are possable commies"
[20:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I'm the Equipment Guy))
[20:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE turns to you all, a very unhappy expression on his face.
[20:19] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stands with difficulty, a smile plastered across her face.
[20:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Jarsha is Happiness Officer, as you no doubt guessed.))
[20:19] * Damien|R|RIP|1 switches to the editing program
[20:19] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I think that the power armor needs to be a decently high clearance."
[20:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "That was Jan|U|ARY's personal turkey! She's going to be VEEERY angry if there's anything wrong with it."
[20:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((OH HELL NO))
[20:20] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Ahahaha))
[20:20] <Damien|R|RIP|1> (FFFFFFFFF))
[20:20] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks at Abbey with a dreamy expression. "What are your orders, Team Leader...?"
[20:20] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks over to Drake. "Please hand over your equipment so that I can make sure it's working properly."
[20:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "I think you troubleshooters should leave with what you've got before you cause any more problems."
[20:20] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 sighs, like she's in love. With Friend Computer, obivously.
[20:20] * Drake|R|TRW|2 hands over his stuff
[20:21] * Jane|R|KWL|1 nods vigorously at the BLUE and leaves
[20:21] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I agree. Lazarus, hold off on the equipment inspection so we can actually get on with our mission."
[20:21] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "are you sure about that Blue friend?"
[20:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Sounds like a good idea."
[20:21] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records this TREASON of ignoring an equuipment check
[20:21] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((seriously, everybody always starts the inspections when we need to get going somewhere))
[20:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I can keep the Control Suite, right?"
[20:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE goes to a cabinet and pulls out a tub of Cold Fun, brown flavor.
[20:21] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "You can do the inspection when we're a little further."
[20:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Yeah, yeah. Test it thoroughly, please."
[20:21] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Jane, you showed bravery today... and being the team leader has you on watch, I'll only point out blatent traitorness"
[20:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thank you, sir."
[20:21] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay then."
[20:22] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "guys we cant leave an inspection
[20:22] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 remembers something about a red turkey... she lurches over and grabs its cage, before returning to stare at Abbey in anticipation of further commands.
[20:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The BLUE hands damien the tub of delicious brown Cold Fun.
[20:22] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay, continue the inspection."
[20:22] * Damien|R|RIP|1 points the camera elsewhere while he accepts the tub
[20:22] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 hands over all her stuff immediately.
[20:22] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks out while checking Drake's equipment
[20:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We're doing it outside, remember?"
[20:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake's equipment is slightly burned.
[20:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> But it smells lovely, thanks to Jane's thorough cleaning.
[20:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((But does it work?))
[20:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes a deep sniff. "Jane, you did such a great job of cleaning..."
[20:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Can I check without firing it?))
[20:23] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records the equipment check in high def
[20:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Or using it, depending on what it is.))
[20:24] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, that was a good job with the cleaning, despite the otherwise bad results that occured."
[20:24] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Shit Ill be back later, something came up))
[20:24] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grins and proffers her kit to Lazarus, ignoring the fact he may not have finished with Drake's yet. "Here you go, Equipment Officer."
[20:24] * Damien|R|RIP|1 is now known as Damafj
[20:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thanks, Jarsha. If you could put that down right next to me, that would be great."
[20:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((See ya, Damien.))
[20:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 puts it down right next to Lazarus.
[20:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 places the birdcage down with exaggerated, though ecstatic, care.
[20:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I'll check it as soon as I'm done checking Drake's."
[20:26] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 checks Drake's equipment
[20:26] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> (You... you've already done that.))
[20:26] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods repeatedly, before falling flat on her face.
[20:26] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Who pushed me!?"
[20:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It all appears to be in working condition.
[20:26] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 picks Jarsha up off the ground.
[20:27] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gives Abbey a hug. "Thank you, team leader..."
[20:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Damien's comm unit suddenly yells: "TROUBLESHOOTERS!"
[20:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Friend Computer!"
[20:27] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Friend Computer!"
[20:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I was just running an equipment check."
[20:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 shouts happily, "Friend Computer!"
[20:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The power armor beeps.
[20:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hands Drake back his equipment and picks up Jarsha's to check
[20:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [I thought we didn't bring the armor]
[20:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 tries to give Damien's comm a hug, but falls flat on her face again seeing as it's on his arm.
[20:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks at the power armor
[20:28] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((we're still in R&D while equipment checks happen))
[20:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 just stays on the floor this time, trying to figure out who pushed her this time.
[20:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [Oh, well I already left]
[20:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I thought we left, didn't we?))
[20:29] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [like two pages ago]
[20:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "EXCELLENT. HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE SOURCE OF THE COMMUNIST SABOTAGE THAT POISONED THE TOMATO PLANT IN YUM SECTOR?"
[20:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Not everyone left.)
[20:29] * blueberryMuffin is now known as Dritz
[20:29] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "There were... setbacks in R&D, Friend Computer, sir."
[20:29] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "No sir, but the Blue was grabbing some Ultraviolet turkeys, Friend Computer."
[20:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 says it with a smile.
[20:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "It apparently pushed Jarsha out of a suit of power armor."
[20:30] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 eyes the beeping power armor worriedly.
[20:30] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 doesn't think good things usually happen when stuff beeps
[20:31] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks over to the power armor to inspect it once he's done checking Jarsha's equipment.
[20:31] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 retains her smile for Friend Computer
[20:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "TURKEYS, CITIZEN JARSHA?"
[20:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The RED turkey cheeps.
[20:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods. "And then we had to be quiet or HP Jan was gonna get angry for clearance levels and turkeys and Cold Fun..."
[20:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods inanely. "Yes, Friend Computer. We got this one cause it's clearance is for us..." She holds up the cage carefully.
[20:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "TROUBLESHOOTERS, TRANSLATE CITIZEN JARSHA'S WORDS."
[20:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "IMMEDIATELY."
[20:33] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [WHO IS WHERE I AM CONFUSED]
[20:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((We're inside the R&D warehouse still, it seems.))
[20:33] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Well some power armor malfunctioned or something, letting an ultraviolet 'turkey' loose. We managed to catch it, and the BLUE here picked up the Ultraviolet cage and put it back"
[20:33] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Abbey, Jarsha, and Lazarus are talking to FC on the comm)
[20:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You are all in the general vicinity of the R&D doorway.
[20:33] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "We were testing stuff for a Blue, when a ULTRAVILOT turkey escaped it's cage, we were rewarded with cold fun for helping friend computer"
[20:34] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "We have also been given a turkey to bring on our mission, but this one is actually our own clearance."
[20:34] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Jane got sad and tried to kill the turkey, even though it was HP Jan's... Then she hurt me."
[20:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((_FRIEND_COMPUTER_, have I finished checking Jarsha's equipment? I assumed I was still checking while I was talking to FC))
[20:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha's equipment is good.
[20:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "WHERE IS CITIZEN JANE?"
[20:35] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "As you can clearly tell, Friend computer, Clone Jarsha is not lucid and her words should be discounted."
[20:35] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hands Jarsha's equipment to her, and walks over to the power armor to inspect it
[20:35] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "She's just overly happy. She's still telling overall the truth."
[20:35] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "No, I backup Jarsha's wording, as loyalty officer"
[20:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 motions with a huge grin for Lazarus to give her stuff back. "Thanks, Friend Lazarus."
[20:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh wait, if we're in the doorway, scratch that))
[20:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Just saw that))
[20:36] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I merely followed the orders given me by a superior officer and tried to escape Jarsha as she restrained me as I tried to perform it."
[20:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "TEAM LEADER ABBEY, ADMINISTER A DOSE OF CORRECTIVE QUALINE TO CLONE JARSHA."
[20:36] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods at what the others were saying. "Lies make you unhappy, Jane." She smiles.
[20:36] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yes, Friend Computer."
[20:36] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((MORE DRUGS! That's always the solution!))
[20:36] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 instead walks over to the vegetative Damien and checks his equipment
[20:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((XD))
[20:36] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 administers Qualine to Jarsha
[20:36] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 giggles.
[20:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Damien's equipment is fine, but he appears stricken by the awe of Friend Computer's voice.
[20:37] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Lazarus, were you gonna check out the beeping power armor?"
[20:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We're not in the R&D warehouse anymore; that BLUE officer can probably handle it."
[20:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((We're just in the doorway, remember?))
[20:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Unless...wait, did the BLUE officer leave or something?))
[20:38] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> Um, what? But... not all of us left))
[20:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (([20:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You are all in the general vicinity of the R&D doorway.))
[20:38] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I don't remember leaving.))
[20:38] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 sighs contentedly.
[20:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((About half of us did, so he just settled in between, I guess.))
[20:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "KEEP UP THE EXCELLENT WORK, CITIZENS."
[20:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> "YUM SECTOR AWAITS."
[20:39] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yes, Friend Computer!"
[20:39] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Thank you Friend Computer. We will head there posthaste."
[20:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thank you for checking in, Friend Computer. Always nice to see you!"
[20:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (In the R&D warehouse) BLUE: "So you taking this power armor or not?"
[20:40] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hands Damien back his equipment and motions for Abbey to give him hers.
[20:40] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Thank you, Friend Computer!"
[20:40] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "No, so far it hasn't actually done anything, y'know, good for us. Thank you anyway."
[20:40] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 skips over and hops in the power armour.
[20:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Ummm..."
[20:40] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 gives her equipment to Lazarus
[20:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, I'd wait until that thing was inspected."
[20:41] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods. "Ok." She hops out of the power armour and retrieves her equipment and birdcage.
[20:41] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 checks Abbey's equipment. "I'll be right over there to do so, I guess. Just let me check Abbey's equipment."
[20:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay, team. Let's get going."
[20:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I guess?"
[20:41] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Yes Team Leader!"
[20:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "...Field testing experimental equipment is a service to The Computer."
[20:41] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Do you know where sector YUM is from here, Team Leader?"
[20:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "The Computer is your friend. Will you reconsider and accept assignment of this experimental device?"
[20:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, we're not taking the power armor? Alright then, just lemme finish checking your equipment, Abbey."
[20:41] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 goes back and hops in the power armour at Blue's words.
[20:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "BLUE officer, can you let me inspect that? It was beeping earlier."
[20:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "...fine. I suppose we can take the power armor that managed to fail before even getting into the field."
[20:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> BLUE: "Go ahead."
[20:42] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 could use a happy pill.
[20:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Am I done checking Abbey's equipment yet?"
[20:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((replace that quotation mark with double parentheses))
[20:42] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 hangs the birdcage on a useful protuberance, and jumps in.
[20:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey's equipment was fine.
[20:43] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 boots up the power armour and lurches over to the party.
[20:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> As the power armor starts up, the RED turkey is DISTRESSED!
[20:43] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hands Abbey's equipment back to her and backs away from the power armor.
[20:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "That's not good."
[20:43] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 ducks, hiding in the power armour.
[20:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, I said to wait until I'd inspected it! Th--wait, what?"
[20:43] * Jane|R|KWL|1 waits in the hallway outside and attempts to locate an information terminal of her clearance.
[20:44] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 backs away from the power armor, holding his breath
[20:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane discovers a RED terminal.
[20:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Watch me fail my "holding my breath" roll))
[20:44] * Jane|R|KWL|1 attempts to get it to show me a map to sector YUM in my clearance
[20:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A very explicit and helpful map appears on the screen.
[20:45] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 walks over to Jane, ignoring the bird.
[20:45] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jarsha!"
[20:45] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 grabs the birdcage
[20:45] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to calm the turkey down.
[20:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The bird had stopped being DISTRESSED for a moment, but starts being DISTRESSED again as the walking armor jostles it.
[20:45] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks at Abbey. "Sorry..."
[20:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey hops back and forth in the cage, cheeping.
[20:46] * Jane|R|KWL|1 looks at the armor and falls over backwards
[20:46] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 lets his breath out and walks over to the power armor to check it out.
[20:46] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "See if you can make it startle the turkey less!
[20:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Jane rolled a 1 on her standing roll!))
[20:46] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 makes the power armour wave at Lazarus. "Hey Lazarus!"
[20:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane starts waving her hand.
[20:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Umm, if you don't mind, it would be best to shut it off for me to inspect it."
[20:47] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 waves back, though
[20:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((The heck?))
[20:47] * Jane|R|KWL|1 stands up and pinches her nose
[20:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The RED turkey calms down.
[20:47] * Jane|R|KWL|1 downloads the map onto her PDC
[20:47] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "That was odd."
[20:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus is able to look over the power armor despite its movement
[20:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh, alright))
[20:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 walks closer to Lazarus.
[20:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane's PDC explodes!
[20:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((WUUUUUUUUUT))
[20:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 ducks behind her armour. Being armour and junk.
[20:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Whoah!"
[20:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...wait, Jane never gave me her equipment to check!"
[20:49] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 yelps and tries to hide further in the armour.
[20:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I'll do that as soon as I finish inspecting this power armor, I guess."
[20:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane's arm is badly wounded.
[20:50] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 continues to inspect the power armor.
[20:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The power armor has a loose wire.
[20:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Equipment includes PDCs, right?))
[20:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> yep
[20:50] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ... "I suggest you sample your arm for hygene Jane"
[20:50] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 jumps out.
[20:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Ahh, here it is."
[20:50] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 fixes the wire
[20:50] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 runs away from Lazarus, hiding behind Abbey to check on the bird.
[20:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "That light must indicate a loose wire."
[20:51] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I'm going to step into the lab for medical attention."
[20:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus manages to fix the wire but Jarsha starts running away with Lazarus clinging to the back of the armor.
[20:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "AAAAH! JARSHA!"
[20:51] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Please inspect my equipment while I do."
[20:51] * Jane|R|KWL|1 hands chemicals and sampler to Lazarus
[20:51] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gulps, and halts suddenly at Lazarus' yells.
[20:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I am currently on the back of a running suit of power armor))
[20:51] * Jane|R|KWL|1 or rather puts them on the ground
[20:52] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 waits for the armor to stabilize, then drops to the ground
[20:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Well, that was exciting."
[20:52] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks a tad shakily over to Jane's equipment and checks it.
[20:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "The power armor should be fine now, Jarsha; there was a wire loose."
[20:52] * Jane|R|KWL|1 goes into the lab
[20:52] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 grins. "Thanks, Lazarus."
[20:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus finds that Jane's equipment is in perfect order.
[20:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Sure, glad to help."
[20:53] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 wonders which direction they should all head now.
[20:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I guess I'll just hold this stuff for Jan until she gets back, I guess?"
[20:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Is the map that Jane was looking at still up?))
[20:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Because I'm kind of loaded up, what with this Volume Evaluator and the Control Suite."
[20:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The terminal that Jane had found is still on with the map visible.
[20:54] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks at the map
[20:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 wanders up a corridor.
[20:55] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jarsha, what are you doing!?"
[20:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 pulls out her gun.
[20:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha's power armor mimics pulling out a gun.
[20:56] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 rests her chin on the barrel of her gun.
[20:57] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "J-Jarsha?"
[20:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The power armor swings its arm up, hitting the armor's helmet analogue.
[20:57] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 winces
[20:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Is she aiming at us, or is she just pointing her gun at nothing?))
[20:58] <Drake|R|TRW|2> o.o;;
[20:58] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 twitches at the bang, and her finger slips on the trigger.
[20:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Because I don't know if she came up our corridor))
[20:58] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Um, she's got the barrel pointed at herself. ))
[20:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh. Nevermind then.))
[20:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, don't ruin that thing!"
[20:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I just fixed it!"
[20:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha drops her pistol to the floor.
[20:59] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "...okay what just happened?"
[21:00] * WAFER (Waferman@ool-182edeff.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout:0 seconds )
[21:00] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is shaking like a leaf.
[21:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha is fine, but shaken.
[21:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "You gave Jarsha that stabilizer like Friend Computer said to, right?"
[21:00] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 falls out of the power armour, and just lies on the floor, trembling.
[21:01] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> She pulls out that flask again, unscrews the cap, and puts it to her lips again.
[21:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I did."
[21:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A docbot trundles through the corridor, toward the R&D warehouse.
[21:01] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gets up with a much more normal expression.
[21:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, what was that all about?"
[21:02] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 smiles. "What was what about?"
[21:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The docbot opens the R&D door and goes in.
[21:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "You nearly shot yourself, that's what."
[21:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "And you almost ruined the power armor!"
[21:03] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks shocked. "Oh did I really? Is it all right?"
[21:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The RED turkey warbles a pretty little song.
[21:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yes, it is. Good thing too."
[21:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Awwww."
[21:04] * Jane|R|KWL|1 comes back into the hallway
[21:04] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 strokes the RED turkey. "So cute!"
[21:04] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 shakes her head jerkily, like trying to clear her head. "Last thing I remember is... going down that corridor. Then falling out the back of the suit..."
[21:05] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stares at Jane, looking absolutely terrified.
[21:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What?"
[21:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "You didn't fall out the back of your suit until after...oh, you mean that was the NEXT thing you remembered."
[21:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane has a new cybernetic arm.
[21:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, Jane, here's your equipm..."
[21:05] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Whoa. Neat arm, Jane."
[21:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...I see you have some new equipment."
[21:06] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hands Jane her equipment back, still looking at her arm
[21:06] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks horrified at Jane's reappearance. Oddly enough, she's not staring at the arm, though...
[21:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "And they just gave you that for free? Wow."
[21:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Most people would pay...heh heh...an arm AND a leg to get something like that."
[21:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Damien films Janes return, providing color commentary and noting the generosity of Friend Computer.
[21:07] * Jane|R|KWL|1 packs up her stuff and heads back to the terminal
[21:07] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Very humorous."
[21:07] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 looks too terrified to even stand up, crawling behind Abbey in abject terror.
[21:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Why thank you!"
[21:07] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 bows cheesily
[21:07] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 hugs Jarsha. "You okay?"
[21:08] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 almost collapses under the Volume Evaluators sudden shift in weight and hurriedly stands back up
[21:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*Evaluator's))
[21:08] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is still staring at Jane, trying to get the words out.
[21:08] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Something the matter, Jarsha?
[21:09] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Your... your voice... it was in my head."
[21:09] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD!?"
[21:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jarsha, what are you talking about?"
[21:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Well, considering the number of drugs you've ingested today, it's understandable that you might hallucinate."
[21:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Are you... alright, Jarsh?"
[21:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Are you sure you're feeling alright?"
[21:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "We all remember being IRs."
[21:10] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Sort of."
[21:10] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "That's kind of fuzzy..."
[21:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I just remember a general elated sense."
[21:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I knew it was all bad but I didn't really care."
[21:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I don't know. As many things as she's taken today, she's still been able to spit out truth."
[21:10] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is curled up on the ground, sobbing. "She keeps... telling me to do things..."
[21:11] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "On second thought, maybe /more/ drugs would be advisable."
[21:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hmm. I do still have my suspicions about Jane..."
[21:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Although being a commie AND a mutant is pretty unlikely."
[21:11] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I promise that I am neither."
[21:11] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I thought all mutants were commies."
[21:11] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I haven't said the c-word in hourcycles. Could a commie manage that?"
[21:11] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "I... I keep trying to fight her voice... but I can't fight it... I can't fight it..."
[21:11] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 facepalms
[21:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I'm sorry. I completely forgot."
[21:12] * Jane|R|KWL|1 turns to Abbey
[21:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I guess I was just too caught up in Jarsha's drama."
[21:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Look, all that's happening is the mission is getting slowed down. Let's try to proceed."
[21:12] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I've downloaded the map to sector YUM. My new arm has a few very convenient functions. May we proceed, Leader?"
[21:12] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stares up at Abbey tearfully. "She keeps telling me to kill you... to make the mission fail."
[21:13] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 picks Jarsha up slightly to help walk her towards YUM.
[21:13] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I'm keeping an eye on her, Jarsha. Let's go, team."
[21:13] * Jane|R|KWL|1 presumably leads the way
[21:13] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks along with the rest, glancing back at the power armor. Probably best that we just leave it, it was causing too much trouble.
[21:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Wait!"
[21:13] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is still muttering, "I don't want to kill you..." over and over.
[21:14] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 runs back and grabs the turkey cage.
[21:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "We almost forgot our turkey!"
[21:14] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks back, holding the turkey cage.
[21:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I'm getting bogged down in stuff, though..."
[21:14] * Drake|R|TRW|2 sighs, concentraiting as he writes notes
[21:14] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I'd offer to help, but I apparently can't be trusted."
[21:14] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes the cage off Lazarus. "I'll take it... it's my job."
[21:15] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Do you think you're good for it, Jarsh?"
[21:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane's map leads the Troubleshooting team to an elevator bot.
[21:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Thanks, Jarsha, but I don't want you to have to overload yourself if you're not feeling well."
[21:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake bursts into flames!
[21:15] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 nods, taking another swig from the flask.
[21:15] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "AAAHHHHHHHH"
[21:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh for Computer's sake!"
[21:15] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stares in horror.
[21:15] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME"
[21:15] * Drake|R|TRW|2 rolls
[21:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake manages to put the fire out.
[21:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Without dying.
[21:16] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 screams loudly, "JANE, STOP IT!"
[21:16] * Drake|R|TRW|2 gasps for air
[21:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Wait, what?"
[21:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I thought you said Jarsha was controlling you!"
[21:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey coughs once, politely.
[21:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((She is Jarsha.))
[21:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*Jane, sorry))
[21:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "And you're scaring the turkey
[21:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "
[21:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((That poor elevator bot just saw some random people start catching fire and yelling.))
[21:18] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Apparently Jane thinks that not only am I a communist but I also have every mutant power known to Computer."
[21:18] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "No wonder FC had the wisdom to discount her words."
[21:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*Jarsha))
[21:18] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 smiles shakily, the contents of that flask must be kicking in. "Sorry, elevator..."
[21:18] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [whoops]
[21:18] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 gives it a hug.
[21:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (('s ok, I just made the opposite mistake. XD))
[21:18] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 checks the color of the elevator bot
[21:18] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 pats Lazarus. Do a quick chekc of Drake's equipment to make sure that quick flame didn't damage it too much, can you?
[21:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Sure thing, Abbey."
[21:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Suddenly, the entire corridor bursts into flames!
[21:19] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks over to Drake. "May I check you--HOLY SHIT!"
[21:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You are in the center of a whirling flaming hell!
[21:19] * Jane|R|KWL|1 balls up
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "OH COMPUTER WHAT DO WE DO"
[21:19] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "HOLY COMPUTER WHAT IS GOING ON?"
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
[21:19] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "LAZARUS YOU SHOULD HAVE AN EXTINGUISHER"
[21:19] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 yells at the elevator, "LET US IN! PLEASE, LET US IN!"
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wait, do I?))
[21:20] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 pulls out his extinguisher and sprays everything in sight
[21:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The elevator seems really grumpy for no apparent reason. Elebatorbot: "Never! You're too dirty!"
[21:20] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 screams.
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[21:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus flies into a wall as if pushed by an invisible hand!
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[21:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> He manages to maintain a grip on his fire extinguisher, as its soothing foam covers the area.
[21:21] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 hugs Jarsha to try and protect her. She's pretty fragile right now it seems.
[21:21] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 pulls out her gun and shoots Drake.
[21:21] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Please, Elevator, can we get in?"
[21:21] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 sprays Jarsha too
[21:22] * Drake|R|TRW|2 is to freaked out by the fire to dodge, so unless she misses
[21:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha misses and hits the Volume Evaluator!
[21:22] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Gah))
[21:22] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((oh shiiii))
[21:22] <Damafj> ((nice on there))
[21:22] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((o_0))
[21:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus successfully puts out the rest of the fire.
[21:22] <Damafj> ((still away really))
[21:22] <Damafj> ((may be back later though))
[21:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The Volume Evaluator is smoking.
[21:22] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 screams something unintelligible about commie mutant traitors all yelling in her head.
[21:22] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Um.. Um... Laz! Try to fix it!"
[21:22] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 drops the extinguisher and unstraps the Volume Evaluator. "Oh Computer, please don't be broken impossibly..."
[21:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey looks dead.
[21:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((:<))
[21:23] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "OH SHI-"
[21:23] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "does stuff like this happen ALL THE TIEM!?"
[21:23] <Damafj> ((oooooooo shit))
[21:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is now curled up in a pile of foam.
[21:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The foam is comfortable.
[21:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey twitches its leg.
[21:23] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> as comfortable as it is, I avoid getting it in my mouth.
[21:23] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Ffff- dinner. I'll try to eat ridiculously fast, but team leader is on autopilot)
[21:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Alright, see ya))
[21:24] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 giggles and makes gentle noises at the turkey.
[21:24] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 is too busy checking over the Volume Evaluator to think about anything else
[21:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "I'm going to call some scrubots! No way can you filthy clones come in until you're clean!"
[21:24] * Jane|R|KWL|1 stands up and scrapes the foam off herself
[21:25] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Now see here Elevatorbot
[21:25] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Please don't, Friend!" Jarsha begs weakly.
[21:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus manages to open the Volume Evaluator and sees the damage caused by the laser blast. He thinks he can fix it.
[21:25] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Jarsha, are you ok? you shot at me!"
[21:25] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Your refusal to do your job is preventing us from accomplishing a Computer-assigned mission."
[21:25] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Do you really want us to have to report than in debriefing?"
[21:25] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 pulls open his MTK and fixes for all he's worth
[21:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 stares at Drake, the looks horrified.
[21:26] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Hope we got a shot of that fire..."
[21:26] <Damafj> ((how far along is this really?))
[21:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jane, you're the Hygeine Officer here."
[21:26] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Oh computer oh computer oh computer... I thought you were Jane..."
[21:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus accidentally drops a pair of vibropliers into the volume evaluator.
[21:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Don't blame that poor elevator bot for yo--curses!))
[21:26] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 glances about with obvious agitation. "Where is she?"
[21:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oops, replace those parentheses with quotes))
[21:27] * Jane|R|KWL|1 walks up to the elevatorbot and jams the call button
[21:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You hear a whirring, bubbling sound coming from down the corridor.
[21:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It's getting lowder.
[21:27] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "I'll see you decommissioned for this if you don't open NOW."
[21:27] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "That can't be good..."
[21:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Anyone else hear that?"
[21:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> lowder? *louder.
[21:27] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 shuts the Volume Evaluator hurriedly
[21:27] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 yells at the Scrubots, pointing at Jane. "There's the filthy commie traitor cone!"
[21:27] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> *clone
[21:28] <Damafj> ((I hope your all ready for your next clone))
[21:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Better a little impact damage than water damage))
[21:28] <Damafj> ((cause theres no way that sound is good))
[21:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 climbs on top of the Volume Evaluator
[21:28] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "ELEVATORBOT!"
[21:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "Just stand still, the scrubots are on their way."
[21:29] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> Scrubots, Clone Jane is the only one not to take a hygiene test!"
[21:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yes, that's true!"
[21:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A swarming fleet of scrubots sweeps around the corner and comes towards the team, looking like a tidal wave.
[21:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 asks Lazarus for a hand up.
[21:29] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Scrubots, as computer-appointed hygiene officer, I declare Jarsha the most unclean!"
[21:29] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 pulls Jarsha up
[21:30] * Jane|R|KWL|1 back into the wall
[21:30] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 pulls Abby up too.
[21:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The scrubots clean everybody without discrimination.
[21:30] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> FUCK
[21:30] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((FUCK))
[21:30] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "IT BURNS... AGAIN"
[21:30] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 is on top of a Volume Evaluator, which is twice the height of a clone
[21:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Might they have missed me?))
[21:30] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((I'm with Laz too))
[21:30] <Damafj> ((tidal wave = not likely))
[21:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> They clean the volume evaluator too, climbing up the sides and scrubbing it thoroughly
[21:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((So much for that idea.))
[21:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 takes several steps backward, until one foot slips off the volume evaluator.
[21:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 falls with a scream.
[21:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha is caught by the scrubots, who clean her thoroughly
[21:32] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 hops on top of one of the Scrubbots and clings for all he's worth
[21:32] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Jarsha=dead?))
[21:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I have no idea if this works or is even possible. It will be awesome if it does.))
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[21:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> After a while, the scrubots leave.
[21:32] * Jane|R|KWL|1 stays backed into the wall, eyes and mouth closed and fingers in her ears
[21:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Everyone is clean, except for Lazarus.
[21:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> He is no longer there.
[21:32] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> clean=dead?
[21:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Nope! Just squeaky clean and a little raw!
[21:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Not so smart of me, I guess.))
[21:33] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 will hope off as soon as possible and run back, if he can
[21:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*hop))
[21:33] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 breathes a sigh of relief.
[21:34] <Damafj> ((will be back later))
[21:34] * Jane|R|KWL|1 glares at the bot
[21:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((See ya))
[21:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((okay))
[21:34] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 has had enough of this shit and shoots Jane.
[21:34] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Are we clean to your satisfaction now."
[21:34] * Drake|R|TRW|2 seems to be whimpering, defently a case of SSM
[21:34] * Jane|R|KWL|1 dodges please
[21:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The elevatorbot grudgingly opens its doors. "Aren't you troubleshooters supposed to be happy?"
[21:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 notes Drake's SSM and tosses him a pill.
[21:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 smiles shakily at the elevatorbot. "Thank you for cleaning us to minimum levels, elevator."
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[21:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha fires and misses!
[21:35] * Jane|R|KWL|1 shoots the shit out of Jarsha
[21:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The wall is scored.
[21:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 dodges.
[21:35] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Everyone, execute this traitor!"
[21:36] * Drake|R|TRW|2 shoots Jane
[21:36] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "She damaged property and fired on me without evidence!"
[21:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane shoots Jarsha, hitting her RED reflec armor harmlessly.
[21:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey cheeps.
[21:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Isn't it ORANGE reflec armor?))
[21:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Or was she just issued RED?))
[21:36] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 sniggers. "Evidence? You mean other than the accent, the MIND CONTROL, and the attempts to kill me?"
[21:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (ORANGE, that's right.)
[21:37] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "There is a lot more then that!"
[21:37] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Shooting your superior is treason!"
[21:37] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Shooting without reason is treason! Lying is treason!"
[21:37] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 fire her laser at Jane again.
[21:38] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Waiting on orders Jarsha"
[21:38] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> "Defying your superior is treason!"
[21:38] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "/Unregistered/ /mutations/ are treason"
[21:38] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> Drake, please eliminate this traitor.
[21:38] * Jane|R|KWL|1 can safely be assumed to be firing until one of the two of us is dead
[21:38] * Drake|R|TRW|2 fires some more
[21:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane fires and hits a ceiling light.
[21:38] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 ducks to avoid the falling debris.
[21:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (Who are you shooting at, Drake?)
[21:38] <Drake|R|TRW|2> (Jane)
[21:39] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Yeah, it's important to be specific))
[21:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane shoots Jarsha in the face, vaporizing her!
[21:39] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> Dear fuck.
[21:39] <Jarsha|O|SCR|3> ((Dear fuck))
[21:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wish you were here.))
[21:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Love, shit))
[21:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake shoots Jane! The blow is glancing.
[21:39] * Jarsha|O|SCR|3 is now known as Jarsha|O|SCR|4
[21:39] * Jane|R|KWL|1 starts to shoot Drake of course
[21:39] * Drake|R|TRW|2 fires again, he's under orders now
[21:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus runs around the corner, a little soapy but no worse for wear.
[21:40] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((What'd I misS?))
[21:40] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Lazarus! Execute this traitor!"
[21:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hey guys, I managed to escape the scrubbo--what's going on!?"
[21:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane misses and hits the turkey's cage!
[21:40] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Lazarus!, Jane's a traitor! I'm the loyalty officer!"
[21:40] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 draws his pistol but doesn't fire at anything, still being confused
[21:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Jane and Jarsha are shooting at each other.))
[21:40] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Jane killed Jarsha!"
[21:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Except that Jane killed Jarsha.))
[21:40] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "The perfect position FOR a traitor! You think you're beyond reproach!"
[21:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Lazarus didn't know that IC, that's why he asked))
[21:41] * Drake|R|TRW|2 fires at Jane again
[21:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake hits Jane, blowing Jane's cybernetic arm off!
[21:41] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Abbey))
[21:41] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((We all got cleaned, then I shot Jane on grounds of being a traitor))
[21:41] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Now I'm dead and we're haviing a firefight))
[21:41] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Excellent destruction of computer property, traitor!"
[21:41] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Jarsha was rank orange, I'm only following orders, jane is not!"
[21:41] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 wakes up
[21:41] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 memorizes Jane's position, then flicks the switch on the Control Suite and fires at her
[21:41] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Look what he just did, Lazarus, Abbey!"
[21:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What happened!?"
[21:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane faints from blood loss.
[21:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The lights all turn off.
[21:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((oof))
[21:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((If she hadn't fainted, then that would have been an awesome tactical play, methinks))
[21:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus's laser blast lights up the corridor temporarily and hits the Elevatorbot.
[21:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((....eeeeeeeee))
[21:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "Well, I never!"
[21:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh crap!"
[21:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "LAZARUS!"
[21:43] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 turns off the Control Suite. "I am so sorry about that! Let me help you, I'm an Equipment Guy!"
[21:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Everything is dark.
[21:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The lights turn back on.
[21:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What?"
[21:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey is sitting on top of Jane, who is lying on the ground bleeding and unconscious.
[21:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I thought the turkey was dead.))
[21:44] <Drake|R|TRW|2> *is still holding his gun* "Abbey, Jane fired on Jarsha, Jane's a traitor"
[21:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((It had merely fainted from the fire. It woke up.))
[21:44] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Jarsha ordered me to fire, I could not disobey an Orange ranked person"
[21:44] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 notices the lack of Jarsha.
[21:44] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 rushes over to the elevator bot and shows it his MTK. "See? Here, let me help you."
[21:44] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "And, uh, what happened?"
[21:44] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Jane vaporized Jar's face..."
[21:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "Alright, good. Clean up these blast marks."
[21:45] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "..."
[21:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Well, considering we just KO'd our Hygeine Officer..."
[21:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Wait, do I have the tools to do that?))
[21:45] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((If so, retract that last statement))
[21:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I'm not quite sure what I have in my toolkit anymore, since I apparently had a fire extinguisher that I didn't know about.))
[21:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((You could always get them off Jarsha's remains.))
[21:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The toolkit contains all sorts of mysterious, plausibly helpful items.
[21:46] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Laz, you have a fire extinguisher and a fire restinguisher. And I'm happiness, not hygiene))
[21:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I know, I said KO'd, not shot.))
[21:46] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Permission to use Jane's stuff while she's out of commison?"
[21:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (I mean, you could get them off Jane's body.)
[21:46] * Jane|R|KWL|1 kind of hopes she wakes up at some point
[21:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh right, good idea Drake."
[21:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((It's kinda treason to steal it. XD))
[21:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Unless someone treats Jane, it's not likely she'll wake up.
[21:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> In fact, she'll likely die.
[21:47] <Jane|R|KWL|1> bleeeeeeh
[21:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((good.))
[21:47] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [shoot her or call a docbot jesus]
[21:47] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [move ooooooooooon]
[21:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((I've already changed my number))
[21:47] * Drake|R|TRW|2 is waiting on order's right now
[21:48] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "And her attack on Jarsha is full out Treison"
[21:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "I'm not entirely sure what happened, but I had enough reason to believe Jane was a commie."
[21:48] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 points her gun at Jane.
[21:48] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "It looks pretty clear to me."
[21:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Because I was totally the seer!))
[21:48] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((LOL))
[21:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane is unconscious still and can't react to your pointing a gun at her.
[21:49] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 fires
[21:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane dies.
[21:49] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Hooray!))
[21:49] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((As the laser beam hits Jane, she gains fur. Jane was the werewolf))
[21:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((XD))
[21:49] <Jane|R|KWL|1> bleeeeeeeeeeeeehsplat
[21:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((It was a silver laser.))
[21:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "So you gonna clean this up, or what?"
[21:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Now I vote we lynch the elevatorbot.))
[21:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Abbey, do we have permission to take the commie's cleaning supplies?"
[21:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey flutters away in surprise, returning to its cage.
[21:50] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [holy christ stop moving so slowly]
[21:50] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [doooo shit]
[21:50] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "I'm starting to like the Turkey"
[21:50] <Jane|R|KWL|1> [not everything has to be a federal issue]
[21:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yeah. Take the cleaning supplies so we can get the elevator's acceptance."
[21:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Of course not, commie!))
[21:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((dudes, this mission's been going on four nearly six hours))
[21:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((YOU WOULD SAY THAT! DDDD:<))
[21:51] * Drake|R|TRW|2 starts cleaning
[21:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((we're not even in YUM sector yet))
[21:51] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 takes the cleaning supplies and cleans the elevator
[21:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The Elevatorbot toodles happily and opens its doors.
[21:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "There, now. Was that so hard?"
[21:52] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 enters the elevator and smiles. "Thank you, Elevatorbot!"
[21:52] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 grabs the Volume Evaluator, now sparkly clean, and walks in. "No, not at all. I'm sorry we had to cause you so much trouble. Thank you!"
[21:52] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 smiles at the elevatorbot.
[21:52] * Drake|R|TRW|2 takes the happy pill thrown at him, and get's on
[21:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((get's on == get is on))
[21:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: "Now where to? Hydroponic gardens? PLC manufactory gamma09? Sewage Recycling Center?"
[21:53] <Drake|R|TRW|2> (gets*, lol)
[21:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hydroponic Gardens, definitely."
[21:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The elevator doors close and the bot zips away.
[21:53] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Is that right?"
[21:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> After a moment, the doors open again.
[21:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yeah. There was some sabatoge in the YUM sector hydroponic gardens."
[21:54] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks out without leaving the elevator
[21:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Okay, I suppose we're here then?"
[21:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Just in case it pulls another thing like the autocar))
[21:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane and Jarsha are standing outside.
[21:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> They have no armor, weapons, or PDCs.
[21:55] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 waves
[21:55] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "Wait, don't tell me. I know this one."
[21:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Just their RED and ORANGE jumpsuits.
[21:55] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "You didn't bring our equipment, because you're all incompetent."
[21:55] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 gives Jane back her cleaning supplies. "Here you go, I had to take these to clean the elevator."
[21:55] <Jane|R|KWL|1> "You also destroyed the only PDC with a map on it!"
[21:55] * Drake|R|TRW|2 blinks, surprised, he hands over the cleaning stuff, but doesn't have anything else
[21:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 feels nervous and naked without her PDC.
[21:55] * Jane|R|KWL|1 is now known as Jane|R|KWL|2
[21:55] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "It blew up in YOUR hands, remember?"
[21:55] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, would you kindly shut up?"
[21:56] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "This is a request as Team Leader."
[21:56] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "No, it blew up when my arm was shot off. My cybernetic arm I downloaded the map onto."
[21:56] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 goes back to the elevator. "Um... I'm a fresh clone, so I haven't gotten dirty yet. I don't suppose you could let me on to retrieve my items, please?"
[21:56] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Now you;ve left your happiness and hygiene officers without many or any of their tools."
[21:56] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 steps out of the elevator.
[21:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Elevatorbot: *sigh* "I guess."
[21:56] * Jane|R|KWL|2 stalks onto the bot
[21:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((what))
[21:56] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> thank you.
[21:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh, it actually IS the elevator?))
[21:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I thought it just managed it. Oops. XD))
[21:57] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 steps into the elevator bot.
[22:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Sorry for the delay, guys. My computer froze.
[22:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> (('s ok))
[22:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha and Jane retrieve their equipment, presumably.
[22:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((But the computer is supposed to be perfect!))
[22:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Just as well, actually, I had to use the bathroom))
[22:01] * Jane|R|KWL|2 picks up what's on her corpse and hisses at Jarsha
[22:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((The computer only froze so that I could use the bathroom, Abbey. See? It has our best interests at heart!))
[22:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh man, we should have sent someone down with them.))
[22:02] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "When this is over, you're going to regret what you've done. Every daycycle you're going to live with what you've done to Friend Computer."
[22:02] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 starts fixing the Volume Evaluator again
[22:02] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 gets her equips and asks the elevator to send them back down again.
[22:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus is pretty sure he's got the volume evaluator working properly.
[22:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey chirps.
[22:02] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, I believe I've already requested that you stop talking. You're the traitorous one here."
[22:03] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [you
[22:03] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 closes up the Volume Evaluator. "All done."
[22:03] <Jane|R|KWL|2> aren't even with us :mspa:]
[22:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I can only hope that your latest clone is better."
[22:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((They're downstairs, Abbey.))
[22:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((wut))
[22:03] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [besides, all traitorousness is absolved between clones]
[22:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((They took the elevator down to retreive their stuff. X3))
[22:03] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Yeah, we're back up in the room you just left, looting corpses.))
[22:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((wait really? Huh.))
[22:03] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((new goal, reach 9000 deaths))
[22:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((New goal, reach OVER 9000 deaths))
[22:03] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 looks at Jane, curious. "What have I done to Friend Computer other than love him?"
[22:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The turkey chirps mournfully.
[22:04] * Iriri is now known as Wolfie
[22:04] * Jane|R|KWL|2 straightens her jumpsuit and asks the elevator to bring them back to the group
[22:04] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 goes over to the turkey and strokes it lovingly
[22:04] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Just post-death jitters."
[22:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "So cute. Poor thing must be scared out of its wits."
[22:04] * Jane|R|KWL|2 smiles boradly and extends her hand
[22:04] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "No hard feelings?"
[22:05] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 smiles. "No hard feelings."
[22:05] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 stabs Jane with a syringe.
[22:05] * Jane|R|KWL|2 winces and takes it
[22:05] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [how much of that do you even /have/? Usually you only get one dose]
[22:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> (You guys left the turkey downstairs.)
[22:06] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> (I have 3)
[22:06] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> (Well I had 3)
[22:06] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> (Now I have 1 left. FC, did that syringe have its intended effect?)
[22:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Oh.))
[22:07] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Heh heh, if that syringe works Jane can go and fetch it for us.))
[22:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> It did.
[22:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jane is happy.
[22:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((You're not happy until you've been happy in Paranoia.))
[22:09] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 grins at Jane. "Jane, please stay on the elevator and go and retrieve the turkey, before bringing it to the floor I get off on.
[22:09] * Jane|R|KWL|2 giggles
[22:09] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "I thought the turkey was YOURS!"
[22:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((You're going to send it to the Sewage Disposal, aren't you.))
[22:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((:<))
[22:10] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Jane, go and fetch the turkey." Jarsha repeats it more forcibly.
[22:10] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((That shit makes you... suggestible.))
[22:10] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [I know what that shit does, thank you]
[22:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((And that suggestion is rather reasonable.))
[22:10] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "But leave the cage behind, Jane. Just bring the bird. But be gentle with it, now."
[22:11] * Wolfie is now known as Iriri
[22:11] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Now that's just silly! You're /silly/."
[22:11] * Jane|R|KWL|2 closes the elevator door and acends
[22:11] * Jane|R|KWL|2 or descends
[22:11] * Jane|R|KWL|2 whichever is appropriate
[22:11] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 steps off the elevator outside, greeting the other Troubleshooters.
[22:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Descends, if you're going down to the turkey.
[22:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hiya, Jarsha. Where's Jane?"
[22:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "...on second thought, forget I asked."
[22:12] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 grins
[22:12] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "She's gone to fetch the Turkey."
[22:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Oh that's good."
[22:12] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 shakes her head. "That whole line... it worries me."
[22:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What line?"
[22:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((this is the closest I've ever come to running a "straight" Paranoia game.))
[22:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((As opposed to what? I "gay" one?))
[22:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*a))
[22:13] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "her genetic line."
[22:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*A))
[22:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Oh, I see. I don't blame you.))
[22:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((As opposed to "Classic" or "Zap" style.))
[22:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((What's the difference between the three? Ó_ô))
[22:14] <Dritz> (( Zap is total slapstick, Classic is a little toned down, Straight focuses a lot less on random comedy and more on dark humour, I think ))
[22:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Dritz called it.))
[22:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Ahh.))
[22:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey jitters a little uncontrollably.
[22:15] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 dances a little.
[22:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((BTP plays a mean game of Straight, from what I experience. XD))
[22:15] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 doesn't particularly want to, though.
[22:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*experienced))
[22:15] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 says, "Shall we keep moving?"
[22:15] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 stares at Abbey. "Umm, are you alright?"
[22:15] <Dritz> (( also, just now finished my math work. still have a ton more. >.> ))
[22:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((:<))
[22:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You are in a small room with a single door (and also the elevatorbot).
[22:16] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to stop
[22:16] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 grabs Abbey. "Abbey... fight it..."
[22:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey stops alright.
[22:16] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 examines the door.
[22:16] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Leader?"
[22:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The door is RED.
[22:17] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 opens the door.
[22:17] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I'm fine. Should we wait for Jane to return before continuing onward?"
[22:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Jane is taking a really long time to retreive a turkey..."
[22:17] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "That traitor?" forget her.
[22:17] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 walks through the door.
[22:17] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I'm not worried about her, somuch as the turkey..."
[22:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Through the door is a very large room
[22:17] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 looks around.
[22:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> You cannot see the other side of it.
[22:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Yeah. We were entrusted with it by an R&D guy. Also, Jarsha..."
[22:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "He gave that turkey to you."
[22:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Meaning you're responsible for it."
[22:18] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Mind controling traitor..."
[22:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "So I wouldn't just let it go if I were you."
[22:18] <Drake|R|TRW|2> "Well why don't we just go get it? =D
[22:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "But eh, your choice. Just some friendly advice."
[22:18] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 smiles. "I... encouraged her to be more responsive to my suggestions."
[22:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Ahhh."
[22:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> In front of your are two bridges, crossing expansive vats.
[22:19] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 takes a sniff of the vats.
[22:19] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 looks down at the vats
[22:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> One vat holds nothing put pure, clean water.
[22:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> This vat is in the middle.
[22:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Another vat holds steaming water. This vat is to the left.
[22:21] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 examines the bridges.
[22:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A third vat contains bubbling, noxious-smelling acid (or so it would seem). This vat is to the right.
[22:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A bridge on the left, straddling the two water vats, is BLUE and wide and has hand rails.
[22:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A bridge on the right, straddling the water and acid vats, is INFRARED, very narrow, and has no hand rails.
[22:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Guess we're going on the right, I guess."
[22:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Across these long bridges, on the other side of the vats, there are strange twisty green things coming out of pots.
[22:22] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 declares, "after you, Lazarus."
[22:22] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Of course it would be over a vat of acid and have no handrails. Of course."
[22:22] * Iriri is now known as Wolfie
[22:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> a large sign says "YUM Sector Hydroponic Gardens!"
[22:22] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "What? Fine..."
[22:22] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 gulps. "That stuff looks waay about our clearance level."
[22:22] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks carefully over the right bridge
[22:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> it is very narrow
[22:23] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 walks very, very carefully
[22:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> But it's wide enough to put one foot in front of the other and walk in a straight line.
[22:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> Then I'll do that.
[22:25] <Damafj> ((psssst
[22:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 messages Jane. "Hey... where are you at, traitrous mutant scum?"
[22:25] <Damafj> ((pssssssssst))
[22:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((WHAT))
[22:25] <Damafj> ((Im back))
[22:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I'M VERY BUSY CROSSING A BRIDGE OVER AN ACID VAT, THANK YOU))
[22:25] * Jane|R|KWL|2 sure wishes she had an unexploded PDC to get insulted over
[22:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus succeeds his balance check, with the vat of acid on his right and the vat of crystalline water on his left.
[22:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Change your name and come on back into the game!))
[22:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((*phew*))
[22:26] * Damafj is now known as Damien|R|RIP|1
[22:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Nothing bad happened to you during your absence.))
[22:27] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((I'll have to go soon damnit))
[22:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((:<))
[22:27] * OddGuy (imacucumbe@pool-173-67-93-209.snfcca.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #thrigparanoia
[22:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 decides to taste the water... carefully.
[22:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I might have to go in a bit, too, actually. O.o))
[22:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> On the other side of the bridge, a YELLOW clone is watering a green twisty thing that's growing out of a pot. He's using a watering can.
[22:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The water tastes pure.
[22:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 sniffs the bubbly stuff.
[22:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Aw... I'm losing mah trubbleshutarz?))
[22:29] <OddGuy> What
[22:29] <OddGuy> What is it
[22:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Hello, YELLOW friend! We're on a mission from Friend Computer to investigate the sabotage of some fruit in this sector."
[22:29] <OddGuy> Someone said OddGuy
[22:29] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hey, Damiaen, you're back!"
[22:29] <OddGuy> And now there is a frowny face
[22:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha gets a nose bleed.
[22:29] * Anathema (Mibbit@74-131-49-228.dhcp.insightbb.com) has joined #thrigparanoia
[22:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 backs off and waits for her nose to stop bleeding.
[22:30] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 gives Damien a quick 'welcome back' hug.
[22:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Hi OddGuy, hi Anathema))
[22:30] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Back? Ive been here forever dude"
[22:30] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 waves at Damien.
[22:30] <OddGuy> ((What's goin' on?))
[22:30] * Damien|R|RIP|1 wabes so as not to touch Abbey
[22:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 calls at the Yellow. "Sir-" Jarsha starts jigging. "God damn that traitor Jane-"
[22:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> YELLOW: "Eh?"
[22:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((I'm gonna have to eat, k? Can you guys pretend Lazarus is sitting nice and quiet on the bridge for a bit?))
[22:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ...In the middle of the bridge?
[22:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Er, sorry.))
[22:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Okay.
[22:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((On the other side, my bad. XD))
[22:32] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 dances some more, looking severely pissed off.
[22:32] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I bet I missed some epic camera shots))
[22:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus sits down on the other side of the bridge, a little relieved at having made it to the other side.
[22:32] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I assume its as if I have never left?))
[22:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((Yep.))
[22:33] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> Eventually, her feet halt, and she calls back to the Yellow. "Sir, have you seen any suspicious commie traitors in these parts?"
[22:33] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms in on the conversation with the Yellow
[22:33] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((you got some epic shots of raging inferno))
[22:33] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((And firefight in said raging inferno))
[22:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> YELLOW: "EH? Commie traitors? Oh! Are you the trouble shooters here to figure out why the tomato plant is dying?"
[22:34] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yes, sir!"
[22:34] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Certainly, sir!"
[22:34] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Totally"
[22:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> YELLOW: "Well come on over! I'll show it to you!"
[22:34] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 heads over
[22:34] * Damien|R|RIP|1 follows in the back of the group so as to record everyone
[22:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 asks Abbey, "can I wait here in case Jane shows up and tries causing trouble?"
[22:35] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yeah, a lookout may be a good idea Jarsha."
[22:35] * Drake|R|TRW|2 follows after
[22:35] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 salutes Abbey and stands to attention on the door side of the bridge.
[22:36] * Damien|R|RIP|1 makes sure to get clips of Abbey on guard duty
[22:36] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Hey Abbey can you get closer to the vats?
[22:36] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((You mean Jarsha))
[22:37] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Yes Jarsha then))
[22:37] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I mean, Jarsha
[22:37] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I want to get them in the shot. Show Friend Computer your doing a good job"
[22:37] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Make you look noble and such"
[22:37] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 inches closer to the water vats, and poses looking alert.
[22:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey slips.
[22:38] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to save face
[22:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey manages to catch the side of the bridge, and is now hanging from it.
[22:38] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms in on Abbey's anguish
[22:39] * Drake|R|TRW|2 goes to help the leader!
[22:39] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to get back up on with Drake's help
[22:39] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "TREASON! Your touching a person of a higher clearance!"
[22:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake leaps into action and fall into the vat of drinking water.
[22:39] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I take that statement back then))
[22:40] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Damien, he's allowed to help out a superior!"
[22:40] * Drake|R|TRW|2 tries to get out o.o
[22:40] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Damien you imbecile, not assisting a superior is more treason!"
[22:40] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 says, "Drake, it's safe to drink."
[22:40] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I had to make sure I got the right angle"
[22:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake has never learned how to swim, and is his jumpsuit quickly fills with water
[22:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((back))
[22:40] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((I figured I never knew how to swim XD))
[22:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Does anybody still have their net from R&D?"
[22:41] * Drake|R|TRW|2 holds his breath as he sinks, and looks for a ladder out
[22:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Angles are all important in taking videos"
[22:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((wait, what happened?))
[22:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Plus now someone gets to be in the spotlight of saving you!"
[22:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I just about fell off, Drake tried to help, he fell into a water vat, and it currently drowning))
[22:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((oh snap))
[22:42] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I have the pleasure of recording all this nonsense))
[22:42] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 unstraps the Volume Evaluator, puts his equipment next to it, and gets down to the side of the vat
[22:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "Drake! Grab my hand!"
[22:43] * Drake|R|TRW|2 reachs up
[22:43] * Damien|R|RIP|1 records this act of heroism
[22:43] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 grabs Drake's hand
[22:43] <Drake|R|TRW|2> (I figured they'd be to deep to do that though)
[22:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((If Jarsha could drink from it, I can reach into it))
[22:43] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((True))
[22:43] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((not really. It might be deep))
[22:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake manages to grab Laz's hand!
[22:43] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 attempts to pull Drake out
[22:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((but filled to the brim))
[22:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((or not))
[22:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Laz falls in!
[22:44] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> Fffff
[22:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Ouch))
[22:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> "AUGH!"
[22:44] * Drake|R|TRW|2 tries to pull himself out from the ledge
[22:44] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Why does this always happen in water rescues? It happened on the ORE|GON trail, too.))
[22:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Now you see why I took off all my equipment before I dived in))
[22:44] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 tries to grab the side
[22:44] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms out to get the whole vat
[22:44] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 stands on guard duty.
[22:45] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Jarsha, aren't you holding on to the edge?))
[22:45] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 returns to standing on guard duty.
[22:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> The elevator door opens and Jane is inside, holding the turkey.
[22:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Did I grab the side? Since I just fell in, I figured I was pretty close to it.))
[22:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus sinks like a stone.
[22:46] * Drake|R|TRW|2 tries to get out from the ledge as well
[22:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((Great, I'm fat.))
[22:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((And dead.))
[22:46] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((fat people float))
[22:47] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((So is that bad?))
[22:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> A lot of bubbles come from his sinking body.
[22:47] <Drake|R|TRW|2> ((I know from experince =D))
[22:47] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 notes Jane's entry. "Hello, Jane."
[22:47] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms in on Jane
[22:47] * Drake|R|TRW|2 proubly dies to then?
[22:47] * Damien|R|RIP|1 pans to Jarsha
[22:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((So I guess I'm dead now. Or am I still drowning?))
[22:47] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 goes the rest of the way across the bridge since, well, she can't get to the others.
[22:47] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Hello, Dick!"
[22:47] * Jane|R|KWL|2 chuckles
[22:47] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "I brought your thing."
[22:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Drake feels suddenly /really/ happy and has no problems with anything whatsoever
[22:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> same with Laz.
[22:47] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Is Jane evil?))
[22:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Then they both drown.
[22:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|1> ((At least we died happy. For some reason.))
[22:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 says, "That's not very happy." She pulls out her last syringe.
[22:48] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Its a side effect of real life drowning))
[22:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Abbey makes it to the other side.
[22:48] * Lazarus|R|PYP|1 is now known as Lazarus|R|PYP|2
[22:48] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [coughthewatercough]
[22:48] * Drake|R|TRW|2 dies happyly ^.^ *drown*
[22:48] * Jane|R|KWL|2 gleefully proffers her wrist
[22:48] * Drake|R|TRW|2 is now known as Drake|R|TRW|3
[22:48] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 sinks blissfully into oblivion
[22:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Lazarus's and Drake's new clones arrive on the other side, minus their essentially equipment.
[22:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> *essential
[22:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> What speedy service!
[22:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((The other side being the side everyone began on, or the other one?))
[22:49] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 glares suspiciously, smiling twistedly. "Jane, please let that poor turkey go. You're almost crushing it."
[22:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ((The one with the plants.))
[22:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((k))
[22:49] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((is still lost as to what is going on))
[22:49] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ... *is dizzy*
[22:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Jarsha notices that the turkey has grown a third eye.
[22:49] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((like really))
[22:49] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 grabs his equipment from where he had placed it before he tried to save Drake.
[22:50] * Jane|R|KWL|2 lets go "I will follow your order that you are giving me that you just said and told me to do."
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Good thing I had forethought. Just wish I hadn't needed it."
[22:50] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Can anyone float?"
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Not me."
[22:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Guys!
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((What?))
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh no.))
[22:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> I have to go. :C
[22:50] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 said, "just keep still, don't move, and put it down right where you are."
[22:50] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> :(
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((You're not bein--ffff.))
[22:50] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> D:
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> D:
[22:50] * Jane|R|KWL|2 already let go of the bird
[22:50] * Damien|R|RIP|1 zooms in on the lost equipment in the vat and then pans to the new clones
[22:50] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((:S))
[22:50] * Jane|R|KWL|2 that you told her to bring down without its cage
[22:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> ...Pause?
[22:50] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((yes please))
[22:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sure.))
[22:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> We aren't gonna get this group together again. It never happens. :/
[22:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Alright.
[22:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Who knows, we might.))
[22:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Either way, I gotta go.
[22:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Let's set a date to continue this time. I want to finish this.))
[22:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> We still have the mission to complete!
[22:51] <Drake|R|TRW|3> (I'll keep showing up in pesterchum)
[22:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Tomorrow.
[22:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Thanks Thrigg, you've played well))
[22:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Okay.
[22:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> *gm'd
[22:51] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Can't tomorrow))
[22:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> Bye, guys!
[22:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I can probably be on tomorrow. And yeah, you did well.))
[22:51] <Damien|R|RIP|1> Bye
[22:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> See ya
[22:51] <Jane|R|KWL|2> Tomorrow works for me probably
[22:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Bye.))
[22:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> I have to go now too
[22:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> I WANT A PROMOTION SO I CAN AFFORD A SECOND SIX-PACK. FINISHING THIS MISSION AND DOING IT WELL IS OF VITAL IMPORTANCE TO ME.
[22:51] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 (Mibbit@125-237-210-190.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[22:51] <Damien|R|RIP|1> Ill see if I can fit it in
[22:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I'd better go too, I guess.))
[22:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> We'll see who can show up
[22:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER_> later!
[17:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> So, when we last left our intrepid heroes...
[17:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Me and Drake had just drowned, and our clones had respawned.))
[17:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I picked up my equipment.))
[17:39] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((If I'm a little bit, um, off, it's because an epic battle in Lords of Creation is coming to it's climax, and I'm involved in it.
[17:39] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ))
[17:39] <Jane|R|KWL|2> Oh, are we playing now?
[17:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I think so.))
[17:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> I would like to. Objections?
[17:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Not from me.))
[17:40] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((none here))
[17:40] <Jane|R|KWL|2> I was hoping we could wait a little longer for schazer and wolves, but I can roll with it
[17:40] <Sno|R|MAN|1> they can probably roll with it to
[17:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh right, and it appears the turkey grew a third eye.))
[17:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Just checked the logs.))
[17:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Did Schazer specify a particular time she'd be coming back? Or no?
[17:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Don't think so.))
[17:41] <Jane|R|KWL|2> She did not
[17:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Alright.
[17:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> BEGIN SESSION.
[17:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((\o/))
[17:42] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((\o/))
[17:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Drake, having lost his armor, PDC, and weapon, looks embarrassed.
[17:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Drake: "I should probably go get that replaced."
[17:44] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((Am I there? or should I wait for a cue?))
[17:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Drake leaves in search of a PLC warehouse.
[17:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Wait for a cue, I believe.))
[17:44] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((k))
[17:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I'm thinking Snoo should take over Damien's role of C&R officer; I think he said he couldn't make it today.))
[17:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Drake looks so unhappy that Jarsha, casting wary eyes at Jane, leaves with him, trying to cheer him up with a singalong.
[17:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Are we all across the bridge? I can't remember.))
[17:46] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I know that I am))
[17:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> You are.
[17:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane's not.
[17:47] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 waves to Jane. "You coming?"
[17:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Clone Sno, you are called off from your day job in bot maintenance to supplement an understaffed Troubleshooting team midmission. Your supervisor does not like this one bit, but you can't argue with the Computer. You get your armor and laser pistol and hop in a specially assigned flybot.
[17:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The bot lands next to Lazarus and dumps you out unceremoniously.
[17:48] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ow
[17:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Oh, hi there."
[17:48] <Sno|R|MAN|1> hello
[17:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Thanks, Friend Flybot!"
[17:49] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hiya!"
[17:49] * Sno|R|MAN|1 smiles unconvinceingly
[17:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The flybot flies away.
[17:50] <Sno|R|MAN|1> bye
[17:50] * Jane|R|KWL|2 gets on her hands and knees by the bridge, crawls forward, gripping the sides of the bridges, and grips the bridge with her knees as soon as she can, moving forward slowly and carefully
[17:51] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 wonders how she's managing to carry the turkey across like that.
[17:51] * Sno|R|MAN|1 looks around.
[17:51] * Jane|R|KWL|2 let the turkey go already and put the cage down a while ago
[17:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Hey Snoo, summarization of last time: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=471006&sid=821477e960c2be62547e7a13faeac52a#p471006))
[17:52] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((thank you))
[17:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((No problem.))
[17:53] * Sno|R|MAN|1 edges over to the plank
[17:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey flies around, blinking it's three eyes.
[17:53] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hey, uh, did the turkey always have that many eyes?"
[17:53] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 holds out his arms and makes cooing noises at the turkey, hoping it will fly their way.
[17:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Umm, I don't think so..."
[17:53] <Sno|R|MAN|1> really?
[17:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Turkey: "Cheep cheep! Cheep cheep!"
[17:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane makes it to the middle of the bridge.
[17:54] * Jane|R|KWL|2 keeps going, concentrating on not falling off at all
[17:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Here boy, c'mon!"
[17:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane continues and makes it to the otherside.
[17:54] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 wishes he had that packet of FunSeed that Jarsha was given.
[17:55] * Jane|R|KWL|2 stands up and dusts herself off
[17:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey starts batting its wings at Damien, who drops the comm unit and multicorder, trying to bat it away
[17:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Damien falls in the vat of acid.
[17:56] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Damien! He was... a great cameraman."
[17:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Why does this keep happening to us?"
[17:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> A YELLOW clone approaches Lazarus, Sno, Jane, and Abbey.
[17:56] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 points towards the com and multicorder. "We might as well grab his stuff."
[17:56] <Sno|R|MAN|1> hellp
[17:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hello, sir!"
[17:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey lands on the multicorder and starts preening its wings.
[17:57] <Sno|R|MAN|1> hello yellow
[17:57] * Sno|R|MAN|1 edges over to the multicoder
[17:57] <Sno|R|MAN|1> *multicorder
[17:57] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks at the turkey.
[17:57] * Jane|R|KWL|2 picks up the camera and straps it on
[17:57] * Iriri (chatzilla@cpe-66-69-139-136.sw.res.rr.com) has joined #thrigparanoia
[17:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Hey, feel like joining in?))
[17:57] <Iriri> I AM DOCTOR SEX.
[17:57] <Iriri> One sec.
[17:58] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Clone Sno, you're new to the mission; I think it's a good time for a hygiene check."
[17:58] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Doctor|R|SEX|1?))
[17:58] <Iriri> (Yes.)
[17:58] * Jane|R|KWL|2 pockets the com and straps the sampler to Sno
[17:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And an equipment check, too."
[17:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> YELLOW: "Hello, troubleshooters! I'm happy you finally made it."
[17:58] * Jane|R|KWL|2 and activates it of course
[17:59] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "So are we, sir."
[17:59] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yeah, it was... a wild ride, to say the least."
[17:59] * Iriri is now known as Doctor|R|SEX|1
[17:59] * Sno|R|MAN|1 starts pressing buttons on the sampler
[17:59] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Psst! Abbey, do we really want Jane to be having the multicorder? And shouldn't Sno be taking the place of Damien, at least for now?"
[17:59] * Pinary (Pinary@BKnap1409.ResNet.Dal.Ca) has joined #thrigparanoia
[17:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The skin core sampler says: "Subject meets minimum cleanliness level."
[18:00] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> Jane, Sno should take over for Damien. Give him the multicorder."
[18:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And the com unit."
[18:00] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (A'ight. You can slide me in wherever there's a place I'll fit. Baby.
[18:00] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> )
[18:00] <Sno|R|MAN|1> oooh
[18:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((eeee))
[18:01] * Jane|R|KWL|2 zooms in on Abbey and points the mic at her
[18:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor falls out of a nearby shrubbery.
[18:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Snoo, out of character chat should go in parentheses or brackets or something.))
[18:01] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "You seem to have a real problem with efficiency. Care to tell the viewers why?"
[18:01] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((I'm ooohing over the sampler))
[18:02] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 stands up and brushes off his fine burgundy polyester jumpsuit, with a wide collar and bellbottoms
[18:02] * Jane|R|KWL|2 chuckles and removes the equipment, handing it to Sno
[18:02] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Because I've got an incompetent troubleshooter on the team named Jane. Give the equipment to Sno."
[18:02] * Sno|R|MAN|1 takes the recording equipment
[18:02] <Sno|R|MAN|1> thank you
[18:02] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "You fine clones the team I'm joinin' up with?"
[18:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The com unit beeps.
[18:02] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Chill out, Abbey. We're short one happiness officer, just thought I'd keep it light."
[18:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Uhh, yeah, I think we are."
[18:02] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Beautiful, baby."
[18:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Oh, that must be Friend Computer!"
[18:02] * Sno|R|MAN|1 starts pressing buttons on the multicorder
[18:03] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Of course, I don't know if incompetent is the adjective I'd use for the clone who was the only one who kept things moving, but..."
[18:03] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "You're the "leader"."
[18:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Sno, answer the comm unit."
[18:03] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "So... anybody gonna tell me who's on top around here? What positions everyone's in? I can fit wherever you want me, baby."
[18:04] * Sno|R|MAN|1 answers the comm unit
[18:04] * Jane|R|KWL|2 moves to the YELLOW and beams
[18:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Comm: "TROUBLESHOOTERS."
[18:05] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((...))
[18:05] <Sno|R|MAN|1> gah
[18:05] <Sno|R|MAN|1> !
[18:05] <Sno|R|MAN|1> FRIEND COMPUTER SIR!
[18:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yes, Friend Computer!"
[18:06] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yes, Friend Computer!"
[18:06] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Hey there, FC. You're beautiful as ever, baby."
[18:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "TROUBLESHOOTERS, I HAVE SENT CLONES SNO AND DOCTOR TO SUPPLEMENT YOUR PERSONNEL."
[18:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE SOURCE OF THE COMMUNIST SABOTAGE?"
[18:07] * Sno|R|MAN|1 looks into the lens of the multicorder
[18:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Not yet, Friend Computer."
[18:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "We just arrived."
[18:07] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 snaps at the lens of the camera and winks
[18:07] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "It'll be done in a snap, baby."
[18:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh great, we've got an Elvis clone.))
[18:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((:3))
[18:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "EXCELLENT, CLONE DOCTOR. I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN YOUR ABILITIES."
[18:08] * Sno|R|MAN|1 presses more buttons on the multicorder and focuses it on the turkey.
[18:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The comm unit sputters to silence.
[18:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I have little doubt you did that just to spite me, thriggle.))
[18:08] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 looks at the turkey
[18:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey preens itself, running its beak through its feathers.
[18:08] * Jane|R|KWL|2 extends her hand to the YELLOW
[18:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> It is sitting on the ground.
[18:08] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "May I have your permission to shake your hand, sir?"
[18:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The YELLOW shakes Jane's hand.
[18:09] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "So this is that jive turkey?"
[18:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((SHE TOUCHED A HIGHER-RANKING OFFICIAL KILL KILL KILL))
[18:09] * Jane|R|KWL|2 pumps her arm enthusiastically three times
[18:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((DDDDD:<
[18:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ))
[18:09] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (She got permission)
[18:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I'm just kidding. XD))
[18:09] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Excellent! What's your name, officer?"
[18:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I thought the caps and "DDDDD:<" made that clear, sorry.))
[18:09] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [or do they have it printed on their jumpsuit?]
[18:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Hey, I KNOW YOUR SECRET SOCIETY! Abbey, however, does not.))
[18:10] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 swaggers over to the YELLOW and offers his fist for a bump
[18:10] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Permission to get familiar, baby."
[18:10] <Sno|R|MAN|1> hello sir
[18:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Computer-bump.))
[18:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> YELLOW: "Name's Conrade|Y|NOT|4. A pleasure to meet you. Can I show you the sabotaged tomato plant?"
[18:10] <Sno|R|MAN|1> alright?
[18:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I think I know his secret society as well. :>))
[18:10] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Please do, Officer Conrade!"
[18:10] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Right on."
[18:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Yes please, Conrade, sir."
[18:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno drops the multicorder, breaking the lens.
[18:11] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ...
[18:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yes, please do, si--..."
[18:11] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Sno!"
[18:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Sno, what was that?"
[18:11] * Sno|R|MAN|1 hastily picks the multicorder back up.
[18:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "You didn't...break any equipment...did you?"
[18:11] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ummm...
[18:11] * Sno|R|MAN|1 examines the broken lens
[18:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey flies away in surprise, flying back to its cage on the other side of the bridge.
[18:12] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Aw damn."
[18:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> There is a large crack down the middle of the lens.
[18:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "How's it look?"
[18:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Fffff- Equipment Guy, just... do what you can."
[18:12] * Sno|R|MAN|1 looks through the lens of the multicorder
[18:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yes, Team Leader. Sno, let me take a look at that."
[18:12] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ok
[18:13] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 crosses the bridge with panache to get that turkey
[18:13] * Sno|R|MAN|1 hands over the multicorder
[18:13] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 takes it and sees if he can fix it
[18:13] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Don't nobody worry, baby. This turkey is in my... capable hands."
[18:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> the multicorder show two warped views now, with a large blind spot in the center of the field of vision.
[18:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor slips and falls on the bridge!
[18:13] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Leader Abbey, can you do me a tremendous favor and take a picture of Officer Conrade on your PDC for me?"
[18:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> He is hanging on by one hand, dangling over the vat of acid.
[18:14] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "I want to make sure to give him a commendation for being so helpful."
[18:14] * Sno|R|MAN|1 edges slightly towards the bridge
[18:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Someone else save this guy. I'm trying to fix this."
[18:14] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Aw damn, baby! Can a clone get a helping hand?"
[18:14] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, you've got a PDC. You haven't done anything to earn favor with me."
[18:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (Jane actually doesn't have a PDC. She never replaced the one that exploded.)
[18:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's probably treason to take a picture of a higher-clearance official or something. XD))
[18:15] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "I'm pretty sure my PDC was destroyed when I downloaded the map."
[18:15] * Sno|R|MAN|1 takes a picture of the yellow with his PDC
[18:15] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "And then again when my arm was shot off."
[18:15] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((oh snap))
[18:15] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 tries to get back on the bridge
[18:15] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "But I'm sure YELLOW Conrade appreciates your reticence to help him."
[18:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade smiles for the picture.
[18:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor manages to get a leg up over the bridge.
[18:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey starts warbling.
[18:16] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 pulls himself up with STYLE.
[18:16] * Sno|R|MAN|1 takes the picture
[18:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "Now, if you'll just come with me, the tomato plant is right over here." He walks away.
[18:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Doctor|R|SEX|1 falls back down with style))
[18:17] * Jane|R|KWL|2 obediently follows the YELLOW
[18:17] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 follows as well, still seeing if he can do anything to fix the multicorder
[18:17] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 follows
[18:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor gets back up on the bridge. A breeze tussles his hair. A whisper of Barry White is heard in the distance, somehow.
[18:17] * Sno|R|MAN|1 follows, slowly
[18:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Unless your description of the problem was your way of saying I can't))
[18:17] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 quietly murmurs to himself "Awww yeah."
[18:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus applies some glue to the lens.
[18:17] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 then proceeds to the turkey
[18:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey is sitting in its cage. It looks up at Doctor as he approaches.
[18:18] * Sno|R|MAN|1 waits near to the bridge
[18:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Here, Sno. I've done what I can."
[18:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "...Sno? Darn. Well, I'll just hold this for him."
[18:18] * Sno|R|MAN|1 looks in lazarus's direction
[18:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I fixed the multicorder; it's at least functional now."
[18:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade leads Lazarus, Abbey, and Jane to a large pot, from which grows some sort of green twisty thing.
[18:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> It is all droopy and wilted.
[18:19] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 shows he knows JUST how to handle a turkey.
[18:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Ohhh, the poor thing."
[18:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((You would, sicko. :<))
[18:19] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "What's wrong with it?"
[18:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade scratches his head. "I don't rightly know! We gave it the compost and water, same as always. But it's just looking sickly!"
[18:20] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Where do you get the compost and water from?"
[18:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor has obtained one (1) turkey in a portable turkey cage.
[18:20] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 gets that turkey the way only HE can
[18:20] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> Aww yeah.
[18:20] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 steps back across that bridge with FUNK
[18:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Maybe there's something in the water?"
[18:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Or the compost?"
[18:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Although I bet you already thought of that..."
[18:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "Water comes from them pristine drinking water vats right over there. Compost comes from the banana peel processors of PLC Manufactory Gamma09."
[18:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hmm."
[18:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "The water seemed fine to me when I fell in it."
[18:21] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "And you're the sole tender here?"
[18:21] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 chuckles sheepishly
[18:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno kicks at the bridge over which Doctor is crossing. It jostles slightly.
[18:22] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Baby, why you gotta do that?"
[18:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor manages not to fall off.
[18:22] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 continues crossing... carefully
[18:23] <Sno|R|MAN|1> umm...my foot slipped?
[18:23] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "I'll believe you cause you're beautiful, honey."
[18:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "No, I'm just fourth shift."
[18:24] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Ph, I see. Who else works here?"
[18:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Is sno a guy or a chick? O.o))
[18:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno kicks it again harder.
[18:24] <Sno|R|MAN|1> I don't know how to react to that
[18:24] <Sno|R|MAN|1> my foot slipped again
[18:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The bridge slides away and falls into the water vat!
[18:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Well that certainly won't help the plants.))
[18:25] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Did I fall in the water too?)
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[18:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "Well, there's Bisho|B|JHC, my supervisor, and Card|Y|NUL, she's third shift..."
[18:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Yeah, Doctor is floating in the water with the DISTRESSED turkey.
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[18:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Can we talk to them too? Maybe one of them noticed something."
[18:26] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 tries to climb out of the water vat with the turkey
[18:26] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Most unbeautiful!"
[18:26] * Sno|R|MAN|1 fingers his laser
[18:26] <Sno|R|MAN|1> sorry
[18:27] <Sno|R|MAN|1> I need to get my foot replaced
[18:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor manages to climb up onto the bridge, which is now sort of a slowly spinning plank floating freely in the water vat.
[18:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey is still in the water.
[18:27] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 fires at Sno with his laser
[18:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Wait, what the heck?))
[18:28] * Sno|R|MAN|1 ducks
[18:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((He was dangling over a vat of acid earlier.))
[18:28] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Sometimes the Doctor's gotta deliver some tough love, baby."
[18:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "Well, maybe. I'll--oh! You're troubleshooters be troubleshootin!"
[18:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Are the vats shifting places when we're not watching?))
[18:28] <Sno|R|MAN|1> DOCTORS FIRING AT ME!
[18:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Huh?"
[18:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (The bridge straddles both the acid and water vats.)
[18:28] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 turns around
[18:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey! What's going on?"
[18:28] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "This sucka tried to kill me!"
[18:28] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Yes, yes. This happens a lot. Please just tell me the names of the other workers."
[18:28] <Sno|R|MAN|1> doctor tried to shoot me
[18:28] * Jane|R|KWL|2 moves so Conrade is between her and the vats
[18:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor shoots Sno with his laser!
[18:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno is vaporized, mid sentence.
[18:29] <Sno|R|MAN|1> ((bugger))
[18:29] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 holsters gun like a badass and saves that turkey
[18:29] * Sno|R|MAN|1 is now known as Sno|R|MAN|2
[18:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Umm, maybe Abbey should call this one. She /is/ team leader."
[18:30] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Does he get sexy bonuses to his rolls?))
[18:30] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Enjoy your new foot, baby."
[18:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey cage is slowly going underwater.
[18:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor accidentally pushes the cage the rest of the way underwater.
[18:30] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Doctor!"
[18:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's like the Dashing Swordsman class from OotS: As long as he acts like Elvis, he gets bonuses.))
[18:30] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Aw damn. Little help here, my people?"
[18:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey! Watch it!"
[18:31] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Sno broke the camera, the Doctor broke Sno, and now the Doctor is breaking our turkey! Help save the turkey, and then we consider how to deal with the Doctor.
[18:31] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 tries to save it, quick!
[18:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Don't look at me, I already drowned once."
[18:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "It was /not/ fun."
[18:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "Well, there's also Lil|Y|ANN, second shift, and Froedrick|Y|NOT is first shift."
[18:33] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Baby if I mess up here, then you do with me what you want. I'm a man that always foots the bill, dig?"
[18:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor leaps into the water to save the turkey, but starts sinking himself.
[18:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Oddly, the water makes him feel very happy.
[18:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I swear, that water is cursed or something.))
[18:33] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Thank you very much! Now, do you have any small containers I can have?"
[18:34] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 saves that turkey if it's the last damn thing he does!
[18:34] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Has anybody noticed how happy everybody seems to be before they drown in that vat?"
[18:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "Well, I s'pose you can take the tomato plant's pot. Not like it's using it much, it being all deadified and all." He pulls the tomato plant out of the pot, revealing the banana-peel compost within. A glowing rod several inches long also rests in the compost.
[18:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Abbey, we can't really tell that.))
[18:35] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [is this something I can carry?]
[18:35] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I can notice a smile, thank-you-very-much))
[18:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((...wait, or can we?))
[18:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh, good point.))
[18:35] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "I dig this water, but this is my job!"
[18:35] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yeah...I did feel really happy right before I drowned in it."
[18:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor suddenly seems to become a much better swimmer.
[18:36] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Is the water supposed to be pure, Conrade? Because there might be some sort of mood boosting additive in there that shouldn't be."
[18:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Yeah, you can carry the tomato pot.))
[18:36] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [the BLUE bridge leads to this platform too, right?]
[18:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "We test it every morning cycle."
[18:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Yes.))
[18:37] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 saves that turkey!
[18:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Wait, then how...?"
[18:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Was it like this yesterday? Or the day before?"
[18:38] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Leader Abbey, I think we can report back to Friend Computer now. I think I have all the information I need."
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[18:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor saves the turkey, bringing it up to the surface
[18:38] * Jane|R|KWL|2 picks up the tomato pot and carries it to the BLUE bridge
[18:38] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "But we haven't actually solved the problem, Jane."
[18:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And I think we're on to somethi--hey, where are you going?"
[18:38] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((I'm still dead right?))
[18:38] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "No, but the information I've gathered should let higher-clearance officers sort things out here."
[18:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The elevatorbot door opens and Sno walks out.
[18:39] * Jane|R|KWL|2 puts the pot down by the bridge and turns to the group
[18:39] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 gets out of that water vat
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[18:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Missing armor, gun, and PDC.
[18:39] <Archduke> ((Psst are any of you Alice))
[18:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And what information is that, exactly?"
[18:39] * Jane|R|KWL|2 beams at Lazarus
[18:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh ho ho, now SNO has to cross the bridge.))
[18:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((No, no alice here, sorry.))
[18:39] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "I can't tell you!"
[18:39] <Archduke> ((Dang))
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[18:39] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ...can I borrow a gun?
[18:40] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Knowing what I know would be /treason/ if you weren't me."
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And what makes you special?"
[18:40] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Can't tell you that either~"
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sno, just grab it from your body.))
[18:40] <Sno|R|MAN|2> yeah
[18:40] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Treason, you know."
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hrm."
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Fine."
[18:40] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((I've been turned into a pile of carpet sweepings))
[18:40] * Jane|R|KWL|2 moves to sno's corpse and picks up the com
[18:40] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, I outrank you. What do you know?"
[18:40] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((well I was))
[18:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "If there's a problem with it, it's your fault."
[18:40] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 covers his ears, just in case
[18:41] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Yeah I vaporized him, baby)
[18:41] * Jane|R|KWL|2 attempts to contact FC
[18:41] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Your equipment is still there among your ashes.))
[18:41] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "If I told you, Abbey, Friend Computer would have to kill you. Several times, I suspect."
[18:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane, I don't buy your lies for a second!"
[18:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade: "So you really figured it out?"
[18:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Spit it out."
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "She's telling Friend Computer anyway, Abbey."
[18:42] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 sighs
[18:42] * Sno|R|MAN|2 walks over
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "If the information is above her clearance level, we'll be told to terminate her."
[18:42] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Did I get out of the vat?)
[18:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Yeah, you did.
[18:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "If she's being treasonous, she loses either way."
[18:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "She's expecting us to buy the excuse that my clearance level is not enough to know what she knows, and she's a lower clearance level than me."
[18:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "And you're still going for it?"
[18:43] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 walks over to the group
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I'm not going for it."
[18:43] * Sno|R|MAN|2 sorts through his own ashes for equipment
[18:43] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "I never said anything about clearance."
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I'm just saying that Friend Computer will know best in this case."
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And if she's out of line?"
[18:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "YES, TROUBLESHOOTERS?"
[18:43] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [sno, you're across the bridgeless gap]
[18:43] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Saved that turkey, baby. It squirmed, but that only made me want it more."
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((ewwww))
[18:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane is withholding information."
[18:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Why do all your sentences involving the turkey scare me?))
[18:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "She claims that only she has clearance for it."
[18:43] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Friend Computer, I request a debriefing. I believe I have located the source of the communist sabotage."
[18:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey coughs pathetically.
[18:44] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "We haven't even solved the problem yet!"
[18:44] <Sno|R|MAN|2> no we haven't!
[18:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "ARE YOU CONFIDENT, TROUBLESHOOTER JANE?"
[18:44] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "That water made me feel all... FUNKY."
[18:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Are you alright?"
[18:44] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Jane has shown nothing but disobediance and trouble the entire mission!"
[18:44] <Sno|R|MAN|2> yeah
[18:45] <Sno|R|MAN|2> and the tomato plant is still droopy
[18:45] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Supremely, Friend Computer. I trust that with this information, you will be able to rectify things."
[18:45] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Hehehe. Damn, I STILL feel good."
[18:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "ARE YOU IN A POSITION TO ELIMINATE THE THREAT?"
[18:45] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Not safely."
[18:45] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((which side of the gap am I on?))
[18:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((The side we're not on.))
[18:46] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "It would be nice if you TOLD YOUR SUPERIORS what the problem was, Jane!"
[18:46] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "You aren't being a helpful troubleshooter, by withholding information!"
[18:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno, you're on the side without the plants. If you want, you can try hopping onto the free-floating bridge.
[18:46] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Ladies, ladies. There ain't no need to argue. The Doctor can make it ALL better."
[18:46] * Sno|R|MAN|2 tries hopping onto and over the free floating bridge and grabbing the turkey cage
[18:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I'm a male, thank you very much.))
[18:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((|:())
[18:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "THEN REPORT TO THE NEAREST CONFESSION BOOTH IMMEDIATELY."
[18:47] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 guards the cage from Sno
[18:47] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [Abbey and JAne aren't]
[18:47] <Declipse> ((lazarus is a girly name))
[18:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[18:47] <Declipse> ((sort of))
[18:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's a famous name of a male. :>))
[18:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "I WILL REQUISITION A DEBRIEFING ROOM IN THE MEANTIME."
[18:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((And good point, Jane.))
[18:48] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Cats and kitties, I hope I don't harsh yo jive by sayin' this, but I think Sno might wanna hurt our little friend here!"
[18:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The Computer sputters out.
[18:48] <Sno|R|MAN|2> what?
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[18:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "What? Where did Friend Computer go?"
[18:49] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Officer Conrade, can you please direct me to the nearest confession booth?"
[18:49] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "I don't think I need to tell you that this is Computer property, and destroying Computer property is most unchill."
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[18:49] <Sno|R|MAN|2> Didn't you shoot me?
[18:49] <Sno|R|MAN|2> I say that's...um...unchill?
[18:50] <schazer> ((Gasp! Paranoia! :D))
[18:50] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Probable cause, baby."
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[18:50] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Kicking the bridge once, I can accept that being accidental. I'm easy, baby."
[18:50] <Sno|R|MAN|2> plus I think you may be considering doing...wrong things to that turkey
[18:51] <Sno|R|MAN|2> and my foot slipped
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[18:51] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "But twice? That represents a threat to FC property."
[18:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((What's the haps?))
[18:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade points to the far side of the hydroponic gardens, where a small black booth stands alone.
[18:51] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Me and FC are tight, you dig?"
[18:51] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [You mean by the elevator, or here with the plants?]
[18:51] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [Sorry, I'm slow in the head]
[18:51] <Sno|R|MAN|2> I don't see what digging has to do with this?
[18:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (Here with the plants.)
[18:51] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Jane called FC to say she knows what the problem is. She refuses to tell anybody else and says that the knowledge is treasonous to anybody but her. So she's a little lying bitch, really.))
[18:52] * Jane|R|KWL|2 carries the plant pot to the confession booth
[18:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The elevatorbot opens and Jarsha walks out.
[18:52] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((YOU HEARD ME))
[18:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yep.))
[18:52] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Be right back, team!"
[18:52] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((As usual.))
[18:52] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((also me and doctor are doing something FC))
[18:52] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Can I come back from... uh... being with Drake?))
[18:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh right, we have two new members.))
[18:52] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [You just did!]
[18:52] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((<_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The elevatorbot opens and Jarsha walks out.))
[18:53] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 looks Jarsha up and down, grinnin' his grin
[18:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((So we've got our full team now. :D))
[18:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I guess that makes Doctor our Loyalty Officer.
[18:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jarsha has a new PDC meant for Jane.
[18:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane reaches the confession booth.
[18:53] * Jane|R|KWL|2 goes in and closes the door
[18:53] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((hello?))
[18:53] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 decides to call Friend Computer on the PDC.
[18:53] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Wait, how did Jane call FC without a PDC? She didn't have the comm unit, right?))
[18:53] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [she got it off Sno's corpse]
[18:54] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> Jane's PDC.
[18:55] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((hellooo?))
[18:55] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((HAI THERE 8D))
[18:55] * Sno|R|MAN|2 hops onto the bridge
[18:55] <Sno|R|MAN|2> then
[18:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 idly waits for the PDC to connect to FC.
[18:55] * Sno|R|MAN|2 hops to grab the turkey cage of doctor
[18:56] <Sno|R|MAN|2> *off
[18:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno lands safely on the bridge. Then jumps onto the other side. Without falling in, miraculously.
[18:56] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Sno, Doctor seems to be handling the turkey just fine!"
[18:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sno has mad ninja skills O.o))
[18:57] <Sno|R|MAN|2> he shot me, that can't be safe for the turkey
[18:57] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Baby I keep whatever I take in my arms safe. A fact you may find very relevant."
[18:57] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ...plus he creeps me out
[18:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno fails to grab the turkey from Doctor.
[18:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Well, I can agree with that."
[18:57] * Sno|R|MAN|2 goes to sort through his ashes for his equipment
[18:58] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "And you kicked the bridge off, with him on it. You seem at fault, too."
[18:58] <Sno|R|MAN|2> and I think he may be considering doing...wrong things to the turkey
[18:58] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 waves the PDC at Abbey. "Hey, I missed this cause I was with Damien, but what's Jane doing without her PDC?"
[18:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno finds his gun, PDC, and very sooty armor jumpsuit.
[18:58] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Besides. I nearly drowned to save this, what makes it seem like I don't have it's best interests at heart?"
[18:58] * Sno|R|MAN|2 puts his jumpsuit and picks-up his gun
[18:58] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "And the doctor has a big heart."
[18:58] <Sno|R|MAN|2> *jumpsuit on
[18:59] <Sno|R|MAN|2> and the PDC
[18:59] * Sno|R|MAN|2 sidles over to doctor
[18:59] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "He did go right back to save the turkey. Right now, he seems like a good candidate to hold the turkey."
[18:59] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 decides to remind everyone of her duties as happiness officer. "Everyone happy!?"
[18:59] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Stop trying to take it."
[18:59] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 is still standing on the non-plant side of the bridges, what with having got off the elevator.
[18:59] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Abbey dear, if you would be so kind as to take the cage while I speak to Sno?"
[18:59] <Sno|R|MAN|2> you know what about jane
[18:59] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Somewhat. I just recently drowned, but I was really happy doing so, oddly enough."
[19:00] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 sighs. "Hey, Jarsha, could I have a happy pill to hold just in case I need it at some point?"
[19:00] <Sno|R|MAN|2> she may be lying to friend computer
[19:00] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 holds the cage.
[19:00] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "I have no doubt she's lying to Friend Computer."
[19:00] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Alright Sno, you don't think I'm safe. I can dig that."
[19:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Friend Computer won't believe her commie scams."
[19:00] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Lying is just a thing she does. She's clearly a commie traitor."
[19:00] * Sno|R|MAN|2 pushes off doctor
[19:00] <UD> ((Red troubleshooters trusted with a turkey? And around plants? What is this?))
[19:00] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "But now Abbey's got it, so the problem's gone, ri-hey!"
[19:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's a RED turkey, for gas detection.))
[19:01] <Sno|R|MAN|2> towards abbey
[19:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Like a canary in a coal mine.))
[19:01] <UD> ((Ah.))
[19:01] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 smiles. "Certainly." She walks to the edge, and tosses one over the vats.
[19:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno flies upwards, colliding with the distant ceiling!
[19:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Mutant!"
[19:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((And we're in the hydroponic gardens.))
[19:01] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 then dials up FC on her own PDC.
[19:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Holy--"
[19:01] <Sno|R|MAN|2> bugger
[19:01] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 draws his pistol
[19:01] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 takes his pistol and fires at Sno
[19:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Shoot at him!"
[19:01] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 aims and fires at Sno
[19:02] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 aims and fires at Sno.
[19:02] * Sno|R|MAN|2 shoots back
[19:02] <Sno|R|MAN|2> at abbey
[19:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Wait for FC to roll... I think Thrig's dropping))
[19:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor misses, Lazarus misses, Jarsha misses.
[19:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Of course.))
[19:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno drops his gun.
[19:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[19:04] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 fires as well
[19:04] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((of course
[19:04] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 shoots Sno again.
[19:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno starts falling down.
[19:04] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 fires again, cause the Doctor can ALWAYS fire more than once
[19:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Abbey misses
[19:04] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 fires again, aiming at where he thinks Sno will be by the time his shot gets there
[19:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno falls smack into Abbey!
[19:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh crap))
[19:04] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Oof!"
[19:04] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 does not shoot Abbey))
[19:04] <Sno|R|MAN|2> I can't feel my legs
[19:04] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 does not shoot abbey.
[19:04] * Sno|R|MAN|2 uses abbey as shield
[19:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor fumbles with his gun and drops it. It's as if he had webbed hands!
[19:05] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 jumps on top of Sno and pins him down
[19:05] <Sno|R|MAN|2> and takes the turkey
[19:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Doctor, don't just st--hey, what happened to your hands?"
[19:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Mutant!"
[19:05] <Sno|R|MAN|2> DOCTOR IS A MUTANT!
[19:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "So are you! Silence!"
[19:05] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Son of a- kill both of them! Especially Sno! Get off of me!"
[19:05] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 puts his hands behind his head
[19:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh geez, why do I have the feeling we're heading smack dam into another clusterfuck?))
[19:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus leaps over Sno and Abbey and falls into the water tank.
[19:06] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Water is strange. I wasn't like this before. I'm ready for termination, baby."
[19:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Augh!"
[19:06] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 shoots the Doctor.
[19:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Not again, dammit!"
[19:06] * Blue_Rose (Damanation@adsl-10-105-202.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #thrigparanoia
[19:06] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "I... wait!"
[19:06] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 tries desperately to swim for the side
[19:06] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "It wore off!"
[19:06] * Sno|R|MAN|2 tries to drag abbey so he, abbey and the turkey all go in the acid tank
[19:06] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 shows his hands
[19:06] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 shoots Sno
[19:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Upon closer examination, Doctor's hands are not webbed.
[19:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno takes the turkey.
[19:06] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "SHOOT SNO!"
[19:07] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to save the turkey
[19:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor fires at Sno and rolls a twenty!
[19:07] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((?))
[19:07] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((oh piss))
[19:08] <UD> ((Oh... My.))
[19:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno explodes! The turkey cage goes flying...
[19:08] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 finds a place she can get out of the line of fire and Calls up FC on her PDC.
[19:08] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to catch it
[19:08] <Blue_Rose> ((your still at the bridge?))
[19:08] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((giggles))
[19:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ...and lands in the vat of boiling water.
[19:08] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "NO!"
[19:08] <UD> ((Fascinating turn of events.))
[19:08] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((The doctor is widely renowned for his skills with a gun.))
[19:08] <UD> ((DELICIOUS.))
[19:08] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((turkey dinners for all))
[19:08] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 jumps in the boiling water to save the turkey
[19:08] <Sno|R|MAN|2> Sno|R|MAN|3
[19:09] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Seriously. Give him a 'Totally Suave' bonus to his roll. That's just badass))
[19:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Stupid, but badass.))
[19:09] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((doctor is an idiot))
[19:09] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 wonders why the hell FC ain't picking up.
[19:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> I don't need to. He rolled another twenty!
[19:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((This is the internet. Stupid = awesome))
[19:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Holy hell.))
[19:09] <UD> ((... Lucky bastard.))
[19:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((He probably bounced off the water with the turkey.))
[19:09] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((The Doctor is awesome))
[19:09] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((god dammit)
[19:09] <UD> ((Why can't I roll that well? :/))
[19:09] <Blue_Rose> ((there is no need for a player here?))
[19:09] <Sno|R|MAN|2> ((same here))
[19:10] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Baby, this ain't ALL I'm skilled at.))
[19:10] * Sno|R|MAN|2 is now known as Sno|R|MAN|3
[19:10] <Blue_Rose> ((who is doctor?))
[19:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Exactly.))
[19:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((:3))
[19:10] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor leaps toward the boiling vat and catches the cage, then gets caught up in a gust of steam and water vapor, which blows him back down next to the others.
[19:10] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [The only man who can RP Doctor|R|SEX with a straight face]
[19:10] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 takes a bow
[19:11] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 would clap if he weren't DROWNING AGAIN
[19:11] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 claps. That is the only appropriate response.
[19:11] <Blue_Rose> ((baphomet?))
[19:11] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((....O_O *swears a blue strak))
[19:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jarsha's PDC answers with FC's voice.
[19:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "ANYONE MIND GIVING ME A HAND HERE?"
[19:11] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Now who ever said I have a straight face?))
[19:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Unless I grabbed the side and got out, of course))
[19:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "WHAT IS IT, TROUBLESHOOTER, JARSHA?"
[19:11] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [No, silly. Iriri]
[19:11] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((*streak))
[19:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I d/c'd, so I might have missed it.))
[19:11] <Blue_Rose> ((Oh
[19:11] <Blue_Rose> ((damn you do have six. oh well))
[19:11] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Greetings, Friend Computer. I'm here to report traitorous behaviour on the part of Clone Jane."
[19:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((methinks Jane isn't contacting FC in there :o))
[19:12] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Don't forget Sno. That sucka's got a traitorous streak a sector long."
[19:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Help? Please?"
[19:12] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Friend Computer, I know this must seem repetitive, but you have to believe me."
[19:12] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((Damn you doctor))
[19:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus accidentally inhales a lungful of water.
[19:13] <Blue_Rose> ((this comes up as bubbles I think))
[19:13] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 sets the cage down in a safe spot and goes to try and help Lazarus
[19:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> He feels really happy.
[19:13] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 starts coughing and laughing at the same time. It's pretty uncomfortable
[19:13] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Just take my hand, baby. I'll show you ecstasy."
[19:14] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 grabs it despite the innuendo. "I think I'm already experiencing it, though. There's something...strange about this water."
[19:14] <UD> ((That hand... THAT HAND HAS BEEN PLACES.))
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I'm drowning. Do you think I really care? D:))
[19:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus pulls Doctor into the water!
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((WHAT))
[19:14] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((finally))
[19:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> What a jerk!
[19:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Oh god!"
[19:14] <UD> ((OH.))
[19:14] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((doctors luck has turned))
[19:14] <UD> ((SUCH a jerk.))
[19:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*Oh Computer))
[19:15] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 tries to save Lazarus first, then himself. The doctor always lets others finish first, dig?
[19:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I didn't mean to do that! I think it was Jane!"
[19:15] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 taps the PDC gently. "Friend Computer...?"
[19:15] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 swims towards the side
[19:15] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Who's comm and recording officer?))
[19:16] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((me))
[19:16] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [Jane is a mutant with every power ever and is determined to kill you all.]
[19:16] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((kill the turkey first))
[19:16] <UD> ((... Wat?))
[19:16] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Aww snap.)
[19:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "REPORT HER TREASONS IMMEDIATELY."
[19:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The Doctor starts sinking, pulling Lazarus down farther in his attempt to save him, preventing Lazarus from swimming to the side.
[19:16] <UD> ((HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.))
[19:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey!"
[19:16] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 tries to kick Doctor off him
[19:16] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((Huzzah!))
[19:16] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [she rolled a 24 on her mutant roll]
[19:17] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 hoists the PDC. "She wilfully removed her PDC despite strict orders not to. She has also used mutant traitor powers while she is absent in order to do wilful damage to Alpha Complex property."
[19:17] <UD> ((... I see...))
[19:17] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 takes a deep breath of air and tries harder to save them both
[19:17] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((just make sure she kills the turkey first))
[19:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Not kick him DOWN, mind you, just break his grip on me))
[19:17] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 keeps trying to swim for the side, hoping Doctor won't become a dead weight
[19:18] <UD> ((TOO LATE.))
[19:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((D:))
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[19:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Hiya.))
[19:18] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [Travvers~]
[19:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I'm just about to drown again. D:))
[19:19] <Anathema> Cool
[19:19] <Blue_Rose> ((GAH I WANT TO PLAY
[19:19] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((and maybe the doctor's luck will finally leave him))
[19:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "PLEASE EXPLAIN THE MUTANT POWERS EXHIBITED BY CLONE JANE."
[19:19] <UD> ((Will there potentially be any opening for a Green?))
[19:20] <Blue_Rose> ((Comm officer, do my earlier shots justice))
[19:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus escapes Doctor's helpful grasp.
[19:20] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Clone Jane is utilising techniques which replicate suggestive medications, except that she does not require vocalisation."
[19:20] * Archduke (chatzilla@141-30-237-24.gci.net) has left #thrigparanoia
[19:20] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 just tries to save himself for now
[19:20] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((not on your life, I need to kill the turkey first))
[19:20] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 swims toward the side for all he's worth
[19:21] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Friend Computer, she attempted to coerce me against my will into executing myself, despite the fact that I am happy and not a traitor and do not need to be terminated."
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sno, please don't tell us this stuff.))
[19:21] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((sorry))
[19:21] <UD> ((Eat it.))
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's easier to play in character if you don't, although Lazarus still doesn't know it.))
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[19:21] <UD> ((I bet it's delicious.))
[19:21] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's a RED turkey, can't be /that/ good.))
[19:22] <Blue_Rose> ((Hey empy))
[19:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor swims to the edge of the water and get out.
[19:22] <Empyreal> ((I'm just watching))
[19:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor and Lazarus both feel really happy and content.
[19:22] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((...dammit))
[19:22] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Did I get out too?))
[19:22] <UD> ((It's not artificial. And it's not algae-based. It's delicious.))
[19:22] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 tries to help Laz if he can
[19:22] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "She also set a corridor on fire with no visible sources of combustion, and wilfully damaged a prototype organic detection system by making it grow an extra eye."
[19:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus gets out, with Doctor's help.
[19:23] <Sno|R|MAN|3> (T_T)
[19:23] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 pants and gasps, but is happy and content.
[19:23] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((Damn you doctor))
[19:23] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Sorry about that, brother. You cool?"
[19:23] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yeah, I'm fine. And I'm really, really sorry about pulling you in, Doctor; I swear I didn't mean to do that."
[19:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno's clone arrives in the elevatorbot.
[19:23] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> "Friend Computer, you have to believe me when I say that she is a threat to Alpha Complex and everything within it. She must be elminated immediately. She is too strong for people of our clearance to take down."
[19:23] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Baby it ain't even a thing."
[19:23] * Sno|R|MAN|3 takes a moment to perare himself
[19:23] <UD> ((Ah, but take her down you must.))
[19:23] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 goes to secure the cage with a big grin on his face
[19:24] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((please tell me I have a gun))
[19:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Nope, it's still on your corpse.))
[19:24] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 pulls out his pistol and aims it at Sno. "No funny stuff, now."
[19:24] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((who knows where it'll be now))
[19:24] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Actually he dropped his gun before he died. Hopefully into the acid.))
[19:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Of course, he has no gun, armor, or PDC. Equipment must be replaced each time, thanks to wise new cost-saving measures.
[19:24] <Sno|R|MAN|3> Alright alright I give up.
[19:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh yeah, he did.))
[19:25] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I wont try anymore funny stuff
[19:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "I BELIEVE YOU, CITIZEN JARSHA."
[19:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 sighs with relief. "Thank you, Friend Computer. Will you please arrange for her to be eliminated immediately?"
[19:25] * Sno|R|MAN|3 puts his hands up
[19:25] <Sno|R|MAN|3> hell I'll even register if it'll make you happy
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "You're still mutant scum, but you're certainly not as dangerous without a weapon."
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sweet, TW just got on.))
[19:26] <Sno|R|MAN|3> Didn't I say I would register?
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Should I call him?))
[19:26] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 shouts at Lazarus, "Lazarus, we've got bigger problems. Like that commie mutant traitor Jane."
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[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "That doesn't change your genetic makeup."
[19:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Hiya, Drake.))
[19:26] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Registered mutants are still mutants."
[19:26] <Sno|R|MAN|3> your probably a mutant too
[19:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "What? I'm not a traitor!"
[19:27] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((Hello, I miss anything?))
[19:27] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What are you talking about, Sno? You're already on thin ice."
[19:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Whole buncha stuff.))
[19:27] <Blue_Rose> ((I dont think they need you, they seem to have a full team))
[19:27] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((Ah, k(
[19:27] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I didn't say a traitor.
[19:27] * Drake|R|TRW|3 is now known as DrakeHiggins
[19:27] <Sno|R|MAN|3> besides your friend jane probably fucked the turkey up anyway
[19:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Accusing someone of treason without proof is treason, you know."
[19:28] <Sno|R|MAN|3> what did I just say
[19:28] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 points her gun while still taking to Friend Computer. "Clone Sno, assume the foetal position on the ground immediately. I've got Friend Computer on call here, you don't want to say anythign you'll regret."
[19:28] <Sno|R|MAN|3> like this lady here
[19:28] * Sno|R|MAN|3 gestures toward jarsha
[19:28] <Sno|R|MAN|3> say we have bigger problems
[19:28] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *says
[19:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "The mutant's right, Abbey. What should we do?"
[19:29] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> " Sno! Thin. Ice."
[19:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 motions with the gun. "Get down. It is above your clearance level to be any more of a problem for us."
[19:29] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I'm not trying anything
[19:29] * Declipse (chatzilla@c951a901.virtua.com.br) has left #thrigparanoia
[19:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[19:29] * Sno|R|MAN|3 sits down
[19:29] * Sno|R|MAN|3 grumbles
[19:29] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Now, the only reason I can think of why any one of us would try and destroy FC's property on purpose is that they're a traitor. You cats got any other explanation?"
[19:29] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey coughs.
[19:29] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 smiles. "Come on, cheer up. We'll finish the mission and you can go get registered."
[19:30] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Doctor has a point."
[19:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane comes out of the confession booth.
[19:30] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *to self* that turkey is a mutant abomination
[19:30] * Jane|R|KWL|2 moves back towards the group
[19:30] <UD> ((Coughing turkey? :o))
[19:30] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 swings his gun around to Jane. "Look, there she is!"
[19:30] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Hi everybody!"
[19:30] * Jane|R|KWL|2 puts the pot down
[19:30] <Sno|R|MAN|3> "it'll probably die soon anyway
[19:30] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks angrily at Jane.
[19:30] <Jane|R|KWL|2> "Friend Computer told me to take this, saying it was imperative I do it."
[19:31] * Jane|R|KWL|2 pulls out a bottle and consumes the contents
[19:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey, Friend Computer."
[19:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 asks Friend Computer, "The traitor is in the same room as us."
[19:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Did you tell Jane to do that?"
[19:31] * Sno|R|MAN|3 backs into the elevator and gets out of sight
[19:31] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 checks the turkey to see if he can see any problems. He IS a doctor after all, dig?
[19:31] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 shoots Jane.
[19:31] <UD> ((IT'S A TRICK.))
[19:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((IT'S A TRAP))
[19:31] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((I agree))
[19:31] * Jane|R|KWL|2 dodges Jarsha, having gotten used to being shot by the bitch
[19:31] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Does Jane have weapons?))
[19:32] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [yes]
[19:32] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((kk just checking))
[19:32] <UD> ((Not like she needs them...))
[19:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((She retrieved her equipment, iirc))
[19:32] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((Waiting for FC's call on if she got shot...))
[19:32] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [she only didn't have her PDC because her first one blew up for SOME REASON then someone shot her secon]
[19:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "I DID INDEED GIVE JANE SOME PHARMACEUTICALS TO TAKE."
[19:34] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 is still feelin' fine from going into the water
[19:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Nothing like a swim, eh?))
[19:34] * Sno|R|MAN|3 hides
[19:34] <DrakeHiggins> ((I shot it =3))
[19:34] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 grits her teeth, still smiling. "Thank you, Friend Computer. This will make her easier to eliminate."
[19:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jarsha shoots Jane once, blasting off her leg, but Jane flies into a rage, opening fire on Jarsha and awkwardly charging her, shooting her once in the stomach and once in the face.
[19:35] <Sno|R|MAN|3> also if anyone wants the turkey's suffering I'll happily do it!
[19:35] <Blue_Rose> ((I wish we could play Drake ;_;))
[19:35] * Sno|R|MAN|3 gets out of the way
[19:36] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 backs away from Jane and fires at her
[19:36] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 usually enjoys watching catfights more than this
[19:36] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 hits the ground with a yell.
[19:36] <DrakeHiggins> ((I love this game on my first go =D))
[19:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey! You're attacking a superior officer!"
[19:36] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 offhandedly fires at Jane, just straight up sick of her.
[19:36] <DrakeHiggins> ((DoctorRSex eh?))
[19:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane trips and falls.
[19:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yep. He got like twos in a row))
[19:36] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Mm, you know it baby.))
[19:37] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 tries to get out with her dying breath, "Friend... Computer... please eliminate that genetic stock without delay... I believe she has... Machine Empathy."
[19:37] * Sno|R|MAN|3 manouvers around jane towards the bridge
[19:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Lazarus misses, Abbey hits!
[19:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Way to go, Abbey!"
[19:37] <Sno|R|MAN|3> yay
[19:37] * Sno|R|MAN|3 steps onto the bridge
[19:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane's head explodes from the laser blast.
[19:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((The bridge is broken, remember?))
[19:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's sitting in a vat of water.))
[19:38] * Sno|R|MAN|3 gingerly step onto the board
[19:38] <UD> ((Hmm... If only you could convince FC to not respawn Jane...))
[19:38] <Jarsha|O|SCR|4> ((I'm dead?))
[19:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((That's what Jarsha tried to do.))
[19:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jarsha only manages to say "Machine... empathy..." as she dies.
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Dunno if FC heard it.))
[19:39] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [No, you got shot twice and /lived/]
[19:39] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What does that mean?"
[19:39] * Jarsha|O|SCR|4 is now known as Jarsha|O|SCR|5
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Only Doctor is allowed to do that.))
[19:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh, and you should change your nick again, Jane.))
[19:39] <Sno|R|MAN|3> machine empathy??
[19:39] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ...
[19:40] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [I never change it until I respawn]
[19:40] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((In some circles, you wouldn't respawn until you changed it.))
[19:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Friend Computer! Jarsha said she thinks Jane has Machine Empathy!"
[19:40] * Blue_Rose is now known as Conrade|Y|NOT|4
[19:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((:o))
[19:41] * Sno|R|MAN|3 gingerly crosses the board to the other side
[19:41] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 runs to pick up Jarsha's PDC, by the way
[19:41] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [Oh, shut the fuck up Lazarus. Jesus there is WAY too much metagaming going on in this campaign.]
[19:41] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "What's Machine Empathy?"
[19:41] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [There is /no/ way you could glean that.]
[19:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sorry, my bad. Jane has a good point there.))
[19:41] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 carries the turkey over to stand next to Abbey, she seems like a pretty cool kitty
[19:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Retcon that, I said nothing. I couldn't have heard that, probably.))
[19:41] <Sno|R|MAN|3> well machines mean robots
[19:41] <Sno|R|MAN|3> so it's got something to do with them
[19:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Guys, I was metagaming. I probably didn't hear Jarsha say anything. D:))
[19:42] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Wow Jane, what crawled up your arse and died?))
[19:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Probably the entire team now killing her on sight.))
[19:43] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Yeah, get out of the character when you're OOC.))
[19:43] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Huh. If that happened to me Jarsha'd be pissed off as hell but I find it hilarious.))
[19:43] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((I didn't shoot! The Doctor never saw any treason out of Jane))
[19:43] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((yeah I found attempting to land on abbey while everone was shooting at me funny))
[19:44] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((and sno didn't have a gun))
[19:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The comm unit beeps.
[19:45] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 didn't realize we ever actually hung up.
[19:46] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 grabs the comm unit and answers it.
[19:46] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((We didn't hang up the PDC))
[19:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((This isn't the PDC that's beeping.))
[19:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "TROUBLESHOOTERS. HAVE IMMEDIATE THREATS BEEN ELIMINATED?"
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I believe so, we've killed Jane. Although she managed to kill Jarsha as well."
[19:47] * Sno|R|MAN|3 trys to get across the board
[19:47] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 goes to stand before Friend Computer
[19:47] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "What's happening, FC?"
[19:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno falls in the water.
[19:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Do we hear the splash?))
[19:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Yes.
[19:48] * Sno|R|MAN|3 feels annoyed and happy at the same time
[19:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey, what was that splash?"
[19:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "...wait, where's that mutant Sno?"
[19:48] <Sno|R|MAN|3> A bit of help here
[19:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "RETRIEVE THE POT WHICH CITIZEN JANE HAD BEEN CARRYING. REPORT FOR DEBRIEFING IMMEDIATELY."
[19:48] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "I think he fell in. Should I help him out?"
[19:48] * Sno|R|MAN|3 tries to swim to the edge of the vat
[19:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "He's a mutant. He can get out himself."
[19:49] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 grabs the pot. "Right away, Friend Computer."
[19:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> With all the swimming going on, Sno is starting to get the hang of this. He flounders to the edge and holds on.
[19:49] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "Help him up!"
[19:49] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "If you say so, but tha's pretty cold..."
[19:50] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "I order you to help that citizen get out of the vats"
[19:50] * Sno|R|MAN|3 holds on and considers his next move, he also checks to see where the turkey is
[19:50] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 offers the cage to Abbey
[19:50] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Take this so I can go help that sucka?"
[19:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The turkey tweets pleasantly and blinks its three eyes.
[19:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Aww, it's so cute and...abnormal..."
[19:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((If it were a rabbit I would be shitting bricks right now.))
[19:51] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((How would we know that three eyes aren't normal? xD))
[19:51] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "Hurry up! Get that clone out of the water!"
[19:51] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [because it had two when we got it]
[19:51] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I can fly you arses
[19:51] <UD> ((... Three eyes, eh...? It doesn't need 3. Eat the extra one. Bound to be better than algae.))
[19:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Conrade-Y, of course, is the YELLOW clone you met earlier.))
[19:51] <Sno|R|MAN|3> doesn;t help me inwater
[19:52] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 hands the cage off to Conrade and runs off to help Sno
[19:52] * Conrade|Y|NOT|4 takes the cage
[19:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I've got the pot, right?))
[19:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (Laz: yes.)
[19:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((k, thanks.))
[19:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor reaches his hand down for Sno.
[19:54] * Sno|R|MAN|3 considers for a moment, then takes doctors hand and tries to pull himself up with doctors help
[19:55] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "I gotcha, baby. Just hold on."
[19:55] * Sno|R|MAN|3 grumbles
[19:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno loses his grip, and isn't able to get up.
[19:55] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((D;))
[19:55] * Sno|R|MAN|3 swears and holds onto the side
[19:56] <Sno|R|MAN|3> have you made sure the turkey's alive and ok?
[19:56] <UD> ((... I am imagining everything... As an innuendo...))
[19:57] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "Yeah I have this cage."
[19:57] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Baby, the Doc can get in EVERYBODY's end-o.))
[19:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((D:))
[19:57] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Oh my God. The Doctor is The Todd))
[19:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((UD, with Doctor, that seems to be the norm.))
[19:57] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((without the high fives at least))
[19:57] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((And classier.))
[19:58] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I mean is it breathing, does it look like it's in pain and such.
[19:58] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((And FUNKIER.))
[19:58] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((I can't stop laughing with a horrified expression on my face now...))
[19:58] <UD> ((I scoff at you. You surely could never get into mine.))
[19:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sno, you're drowning, how can you have time to worry about a turkey?))
[19:59] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Baby why don't we lie by the fire and see just how many caresses it takes me to change your mind?))
[19:59] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((oh))
[19:59] * Sno|R|MAN|3 tries to get back to the side
[19:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno's hanging on to the side
[19:59] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 tries to help him again
[19:59] <UD> ((... I refuse to justify your nonsense with an answer.))
[20:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((How many caresses does it take to melt the center of a tootsie pop?))
[20:00] * Sno|R|MAN|3 accepts his help...again
[20:00] <Jane|R|KWL|2> [hint, the answer is]
[20:00] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((I can do it in 3, baby.))
[20:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((No using genitals.))
[20:01] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (That's cold, baby.)
[20:01] <UD> ((It had better be. :/))
[20:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Now that we're done talking about violating tootsie pops, may we get to debrief?))
[20:02] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "Get him out of my vat. what is taking you so long?"
[20:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Doctor pulls valiantly, as hard as he can, sweat beading off his brow.
[20:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Alright team, get Sno out of that vat I suppose, and let's head for debriefing."
[20:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Eww, that stuff goes right into the vat.))
[20:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> But alas, to no avail.
[20:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Granted, it already seems to be contaminated with something. :P))
[20:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno finally manages to pull himself out with his free hand.
[20:03] * Sno|R|MAN|3 feels annoyed enough to punch doctor
[20:03] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 helps Sno steady himself
[20:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade pulls out a control box and pushes a button.
[20:03] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "You alright?"
[20:03] <Sno|R|MAN|3> in fact
[20:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The water immediately starts bubbling.
[20:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Uh oh."
[20:04] * Sno|R|MAN|3 punches doctor in the face
[20:04] <Sno|R|MAN|3> barstad
[20:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "That does not loo--hey!"
[20:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Steam and water vapor fill the room.
[20:04] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Sno!"
[20:04] <Sno|R|MAN|3> oh crap
[20:04] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 pulls his gun and fires in response
[20:04] <Sno|R|MAN|3> steam
[20:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> YOU ALL FEEL REALLY REALLY HAPPY!
[20:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hey guys, why are we fighting?"
[20:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "It's all good."
[20:04] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "...hey, this is nice."
[20:04] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "HaHA! The Doctor's on top of the complex, baby!"
[20:04] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 feels the need to hug somebody.
[20:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I wonder if I should shut the lights out. That would just complete things, I think.))
[20:05] * Sno|R|MAN|3 is giggling like a loon
[20:05] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 does a funky little soft-sole shuffle in place
[20:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((OH GOD, TELL ME THAT SENTENCE DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I HEARD IT AS, DOCTOR.))
[20:05] * Sno|R|MAN|3 tries to stagger over to the turkey
[20:05] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((It's moments like these I wish I wasn't dead.))
[20:05] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Given that Sno was really, really close to you...))
[20:06] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 sits down and starts smiling dazedly at nothing
[20:06] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Depends on what you heard, baby.))
[20:06] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "I think you all should head to the debreifing friends!"
[20:06] <Sno|R|MAN|3> don't we need the turkey
[20:06] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> "Itll be a happy and momentous occasion in your careers"
[20:06] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "That is one dynamite idea, my man! Let's get movin'!"
[20:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Oh yeah, we should. I think we should show Friend Computer how happy we are, too!"
[20:06] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 hugs Doctor.
[20:07] <Sno|R|MAN|3> but seriuosly *giggle* we need the turkey?
[20:07] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Doctor, you're so cooooool."
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "He'll be so glad to see us!"
[20:07] * _FRIEND_COMPUTER (Mibbit@adsl-99-156-192-93.dsl.applwi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[20:07] * Sno|R|MAN|3 plops down on his ass
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yeah, bring the turkey along for the fun!"
[20:07] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((OH SHIT))
[20:07] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> D:
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Ooh balls.
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ))
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*oh
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ))
[20:07] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((oh piss))
[20:07] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((chill hell be back Im sure))
[20:07] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 struggles slightly with the clearance difference, but he could never resist a lady's embrace
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Darn, you broke the chain.))
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Doctor, thriggle d/c'd.))
[20:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Well, quit, actually.))
[20:08] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((So... kicked off his link?))
[20:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It seems so. :<))
[20:09] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Day-um.))
[20:09] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((I am sure he will be back shortly))
[20:09] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Here's hoping so. Because I've got an exa-no wait I don't.))
[20:10] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Mm, honey. I just wanna please FC and please FC, any time or any place.))
[20:10] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 just wants to keep playing
[20:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It's fun. :D))
[20:10] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((Same here))
[20:10] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((I wish I had shown up earlier))
[20:10] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Samesies))
[20:11] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((And we were so close to finishing this!))
[20:11] <UD> ((Any chance of there being an opening for moi?))
[20:11] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((We're just going to debriefing, UD. No point))
[20:11] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((Only if another game follows, which probably won't))
[20:11] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((We're reaching debrief times, so probably not, UD))
[20:12] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Ninja'd ._.))
[20:12] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((I took over the only NPC))
[20:12] <UD> ((Ah. Shame.))
[20:12] <UD> ((There is always next time.))
[20:12] <UD> ((Perhaps I will be able to use my green.))
[20:12] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((Damien sucked in this))
[20:12] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((I should have stuck with ARUGA))
[20:13] <UD> ((Noone can resist the might of Useless! Terminal-addict!))
[20:13] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((I was hoping I'd get promoted to yellow xD))
[20:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[20:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I was hoping to get promoted period, without losing a bunch of lives. :3))
[20:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Also, I might get a bonus in this one. :D))
[20:14] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Yeah same too, but I quite evidently failed at that.))
[20:14] * UD is now known as Useless|G|TLG|4
[20:14] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((My mission has not been completed. Ah well.))
[20:14] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((i needed to kill the turkey T_T))
[20:14] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (I'm still on life 1. That's what's called staying power. Dig?)
[20:14] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Don't mind me. I just felt like outranking you.))
[20:14] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I didn't die once during this mission either.))
[20:15] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((I needed to "free the eagle." Stupid Sierra Club idiots who don't know one animal from another...)
[20:15] * thriggle (Mibbit@adsl-99-156-192-93.dsl.applwi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #thrigparanoia
[20:15] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> told you he would be back
[20:15] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Last mission I had to release wasps in the sewage vats. As it turns out, they were cockroaches.))
[20:15] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> Yaay!
[20:15] <thriggle> I need a new computer so bad.
[20:15] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[20:15] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I needed to free the turkey. The Comedians know what's up.))
[20:15] * thriggle is now known as _FRIEND_COMPUTER
[20:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yaaay!))
[20:16] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> (omg yay))
[20:16] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Well... Truth be told I messaged an old friend of mine to go open all the cages in R&D. XD))
[20:16] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Aw yeah!)
[20:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Anyway, all of you who were still alive black out from sheer happiness.
[20:16] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((awesome))
[20:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[20:16] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Wow. That's real happy.))
[20:17] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((really))
[20:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> You awake to find yourselves strapped to chairs in a debriefing room.
[20:17] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((Even me?))
[20:17] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jarsha and Jane are similarly strapped to chairs.
[20:17] <Sno|R|MAN|3> oh piss
[20:17] * Jane|R|KWL|2 is now known as Jane|R|KWL|3
[20:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Eeee))
[20:17] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Man... How I miss being strapped in chairs. :<))
[20:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Not Conrade, though.
[20:18] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Conrade is holding a whip amirite))
[20:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Conrade went on to have many happy adventures.
[20:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Or maybe not.
[20:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> We'll see.
[20:18] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Mm... looks like we made it back in one piece, cats."
[20:18] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 is smiling pretty widely for one strapped in a chair.
[20:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Your briefing officer stands in front of you.
[20:18] <Sno|R|MAN|3> you're an ass doctor
[20:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Proctologist.
[20:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((OoC chat goes in parentheses, please.))
[20:19] <Sno|R|MAN|3> T_T
[20:19] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I laughed too hard at that))
[20:19] <Sno|R|MAN|3> my day has been hell
[20:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer frowns.
[20:19] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Close, baby, but I'm an every-part doctor."
[20:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It would explain some of those sentences.))
[20:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((One part in particular amirite))
[20:20] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I can't see how it can get worse now
[20:20] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((xD))
[20:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((DrakeHiggins, if you want, your clone can be there too.))
[20:20] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Your day of being a traitor has been hell, eh? Well what has that taught you?"
[20:20] <Conrade|Y|NOT|4> ((Damien gets no cred for being an awesome filmer XD))
[20:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Don't be a mutant? XD))
[20:20] <Sno|R|MAN|3> that doctor is am arsehole
[20:21] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Can MY clone be there? Useless feels so neglected by FC.))
[20:21] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *an
[20:21] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 sits tight and waits for the briefing officer to speak up.
[20:21] * Conrade|Y|NOT|4 is now known as Damien|R|RIP|1
[20:21] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Hasn't had a mission in forever...))
[20:21] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Only clones who participated in the mission are in the debriefing.))
[20:21] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Alas.))
[20:21] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Damien was our first camera guy, wasn't he?))
[20:21] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((oh yeah))
[20:21] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Yup.))
[20:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Your second one, after Camsworth))
[20:22] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((bwah?))
[20:22] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((oh right Camsworth
[20:22] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Stupid prick was filming when we were having our first round of falling-insies.)
[20:22] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((You guys failed that so hard))
[20:22] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *to the briefing officer* say you wouldn't happen to know where a turkey is would you?
[20:22] <DrakeHiggins> (oh, we only get 6 lives?)
[20:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The screen behind the debriefing officer turns on, revealing the all-seeing eye of The Computer.
[20:22] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((yeah))
[20:23] <DrakeHiggins> (Finaly found a few rules so I know enough to play more logicaly)
[20:23] * Damien|R|RIP|1 nods to the Computer
[20:23] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "sup friend?"
[20:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer somberly reaches into his pocket and pulls something out.
[20:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 speaks up. "Hello, Friend Computer!"
[20:23] * Sno|R|MAN|3 nods to the computer
[20:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> He sets it on the table.
[20:23] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Hello, Friend Computer."
[20:23] <DrakeHiggins> ((*get's killed for treason*))
[20:23] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 grins at the screen
[20:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> It is the turkey, dead, with its little feet in the air.
[20:23] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "No!"
[20:23] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Word to my Friend Computer."
[20:23] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 gives a distraught cry.
[20:23] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Aww sh-"
[20:23] * Sno|R|MAN|3 crys in happiness
[20:23] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks at Sno angrily.
[20:23] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Drake, you can be in debriefing, if you like.))
[20:24] <Sno|R|MAN|3> it looks like sadness
[20:24] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks distinctly sad.
[20:24] * DrakeHiggins is now known as Drake|R|TRW|3
[20:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "That poor turkey...it did nothing to anyone."
[20:24] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((SOMEONE ASK IF YOU CAN EAT IT.))
[20:24] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((But hey now we get to eat its cor--darn you.))
[20:24] * Damien|R|RIP|1 vaguely remembers a turkey thing, and so bows his head a little
[20:24] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Shut up, Useless.))
[20:24] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Wh-What happened to little LaTrelle? We was bonding!"
[20:24] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((so, am I in here now or will you intro me?))
[20:24] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I didnt get an intro, we all are here))
[20:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> FC speaks. "TROUBLESHOOTERS. EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF THE HYDROPONIC SABOTAGE."
[20:24] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((I think you've just been tied down like the rest of us...))
[20:25] * Sno|R|MAN|3 crys in alternate happiness and sadness as he realises he'll likely get executed
[20:25] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I can do that."
[20:25] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "May I go first?"
[20:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 gulps, thinking, Oh yeah, that...
[20:25] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((You're strapped to a chair, Drake. You left to get your equipment and were called to debriefing on the way.))
[20:25] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 shouts out, "Do not let Jane speak!"
[20:25] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((same for me?))
[20:25] * Drake|R|TRW|3 is quiet
[20:25] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I agree with jarsha
[20:26] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Jane is a commie..."
[20:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yes, as do I."
[20:26] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 seems preoccupied with the funk
[20:26] <Sno|R|MAN|3> she's machine empathetic, what ever that is
[20:26] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE JANE, WE WILL HEAR FIRST FROM THE LOYALTY OFFICER(s)."
[20:26] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 gives a small sigh of relief. "Thank you, Friend Computer."
[20:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh right, Doctor was a temp Loyalty Officer.))
[20:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "As always, you make excellent choices."
[20:26] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (I was never formally assigned the duty, but I'll give it a shot)
[20:26] * Drake|R|TRW|3 perks up a bit
[20:26] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((...oh piss again))
[20:27] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Sno, please, put differentiate your thoughts, your OOC, and your speech better.))
[20:27] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Thats pretty smart there Friend computer"
[20:27] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Drake was Loyalty at one point, right?))
[20:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "WHAT HAVE YOU NOTICED, CITIZEN DRAKE?"
[20:28] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Friend Computer, I do not have my notes with me as I was called by before hand, but Jane has shown many acts of treason, from acting like a commie to betraying higher ranked members and even attacking them as well as suspected of mutent powers friend computer!"
[20:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer pulls out the ILTR-1 and starts flipping through the notebook pages.
[20:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "It says, Jane>Suspicious behavior, suspect commie, careless use of a firearm, attempting to gain leadership..."
[20:30] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "My notes?"
[20:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Lazarus> Forcing lower rank to commit treason."
[20:30] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((For Jane being so treasonous, I'm surprised that she was in one of the less treasonous secret societies))
[20:30] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Yep."
[20:30] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [It's cute that you're so wrong <3]
[20:30] * Drake|R|TRW|3 gulps... he kept a lot of notes...
[20:30] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I know you're in Free Enterprise. I know that handshake.))
[20:31] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks down sheepishly. "It was Jane who executed him, however."
[20:31] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [Wow, wrong on two fronts. Zero points out of a billion.]
[20:31] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "We were going to let him confess to Friend Computer as he wanted to."
[20:31] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((So you being an asshole isn't just in character. Neat.))
[20:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Jarsha> Assisting Lazarus in forcing a lower rank to commit treason. .... Drake> Disobeying a citizen of higher rank."
[20:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "And Jane> killed an INFRARED."
[20:32] * Sno|R|MAN|3 feels like he should laugh
[20:32] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 glances at Drake incredulously.
[20:32] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks astonished.
[20:32] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [Metagaming is a pet peeve of mine, and this game is /rife/ with it. Forgive me for being irritated when people don't play right.]
[20:32] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((ah the fun of not being in a campaign much))
[20:32] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((I never metagamed ;.;))
[20:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((You were hardly here anyway. D:))
[20:32] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((And I only did it once, and I apologized and tried to fix it.))
[20:33] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (I tried not to.)
[20:33] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Jane fired an Jarsha, a higher up officer, and miss used her equipment to kill me"
[20:33] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Im really good at separating OOC knowledge from IC))
[20:33] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [I never said everyone did, sheesh.]
[20:33] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((And I could offer justifications and apologies on my part, but with your present temper I think it'd be rather redundant.))
[20:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I think you'd be right about that.))
[20:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Interesting."
[20:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "YES, VERY INTERESTING. TEAM LEADER, PRESENT YOUR REPORT."
[20:34] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "She's also falsely accused at least me and Jarsha as communists"
[20:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (brb)
[20:36] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (back)
[20:36] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((jeez what took you so long i mean gosh))
[20:36] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((CELEBRATE))
[20:36] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 nods encouragingly at Abbey.
[20:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((brb, pie. :D))
[20:37] <Drake|R|TRW|3> (Hmm... what happens when you run out of clones and is there a way to extend it? I don't mind permenent death, it's kind of fun, just I lack the rule book))
[20:37] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Gah, I think my nets are crapping out D:))
[20:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Depending on the GM, you might be able to purchase more clones.))
[20:38] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((The whole point is to lack the rulebook. But yes this is true))
[20:38] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((heheh, I don't mind not knowing half the game))
[20:38] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "Overall, most of the team members were cooperative for much of the mission, with two notable exceptions. Jane has been unreliable, uncooperative, unwilling to listen to orders, and a general hinderance during the entire mission. Sno was less so, but still a large hinderance, as well."
[20:39] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((This is perhaps one of the funnest such games I've played where less knowleage is more fun, the other is Dwarven Fortress))
[20:39] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I killed the turkey...just saying.
[20:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "EXPLAIN CLONE SNO'S TRANSGRESSIONS."
[20:39] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I got shot and fell into a vat of water and got threatened
[20:40] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((Damien has yet to die XD))
[20:40] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Well Im hoping to climb the ranks, though I'll be happy to just make it through this mission without dying due to my lack of participation))
[20:40] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> "That would be the other traitor. He's tried to kill the turkey on multiple occasions, and succeeded once, as you can see. He was proven a mutant, and was summarily executed for it. He has attacked other team members, most notably Doctor, for seemingly no reason, and he still admits to being a mutant, albeit, wanting to register himself."
[20:40] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Its cause I wasn't here for all the dangerous parts))
[20:40] <Sno|R|MAN|3> the last part is true
[20:40] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I do want to register
[20:40] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE SNO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN THAT YOU WERE A MUTANT?"
[20:41] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((Mutent power: Convienent BRB))
[20:41] <Sno|R|MAN|3> since I pushed off someone and found myself several feet in the air.
[20:41] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ...about minutes
[20:41] <Sno|R|MAN|3> give or take
[20:42] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((minute-cycles?))
[20:42] <Damien|R|RIP|1> (a day and a half))
[20:42] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((... I can't beleave I just noticed that Sno is Snowman))
[20:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((back))
[20:42] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((I think...))
[20:42] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((oh))since about twenty minute-cycles before I blacked out from the happy
[20:42] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> (You mean snooman))
[20:42] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((Ah, I know a snow and snoo, lol))
[20:43] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((snoomanwaff, thats me))
[20:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno's binds detach from the seat, freeing him.
[20:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE SNO, REMOVE YOUR UNIFORM."
[20:43] * Sno|R|MAN|3 removes his uniform
[20:43] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Ohoho.))
[20:43] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 is not impressed.
[20:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer looks disgusted.
[20:44] * Sno|R|MAN|3 covers himself aswell as he can with his hands
[20:44] * Damien|R|RIP|1 does not react
[20:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> He pulls out a RED uniform with a yellow stripe down the side, and hands it to Sno.
[20:44] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 raises an eyebrow impassively
[20:44] * WAFER (Waferman@pool-173-56-127-233.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout:0 seconds )
[20:44] * Sno|R|MAN|3 puts on the uniform gratefully
[20:44] * Damien|R|RIP|1 nods slightly
[20:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "EXPLAIN THE NATURE OF YOUR MUTATION."
[20:45] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 glances nervously at Jane, then tries to catch Abbey's eye.
[20:45] <Sno|R|MAN|3> well I pushed off someone and ended up several feet in the air.
[20:45] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU HAVE SUPER STRENGTH?"
[20:45] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((wuotes help))
[20:45] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *shrug* don't know
[20:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer, meanwhile, sighs and starts filling out a form.
[20:46] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 gulps.
[20:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "PLEASE EXERCISE YOUR MUTANT POWER NOW."
[20:46] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I know what result I want to see))
[20:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Explosions. And lots of them.))
[20:47] * Sno|R|MAN|3 pushes off from doctor.
[20:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Nothing happens.
[20:47] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> (backfire, backfire, backfire!)
[20:47] <Sno|R|MAN|3> oh
[20:47] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((or fail))
[20:47] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Ah, hey!"
[20:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "STOP ASSAULTING CITIZEN DOCTOR, MUTANT SNO."
[20:47] <Sno|R|MAN|3> Sorry.
[20:48] <Sno|R|MAN|3> I pushed off someone last time
[20:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno suddenly feels really dense and heavy, and falls to the floor.
[20:48] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 is assuming her usual dreamy expression when in the presence of Friend Computer.
[20:48] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ow
[20:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Guess who musta rolled a 1))
[20:48] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Ah I though as much))
[20:48] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Weight control?))
[20:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The floor cracks.
[20:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Or who...yeah, I was just thinking of that.))
[20:48] <Sno|R|MAN|3> oh piss
[20:48] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((oh my yes))
[20:48] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Gravity manipulation?))
[20:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((He /did/ float down afterwards.))
[20:49] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks at the floor that just cracked. "Uhh, did anyone else hear that?"
[20:49] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((Didn't he sink like a stone the first time he fell in?))
[20:49] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I just hope the floor doesnt break through))
[20:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((No, he floated down, iirc.))
[20:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I haven't checked.))
[20:49] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 looks at Sno on the ground
[20:49] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I hope the floot breaks. Hilarity ensues!))
[20:49] <Sno|R|MAN|3> floats
[20:49] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> *floor
[20:49] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I dontt wish to die))
[20:49] * Sno|R|MAN|3 floats up
[20:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Sno, out of character chat goes in parentheses like these.))
[20:50] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 doesn't react until he knows that it works
[20:50] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((and hits his head on a ceiling lamp))
[20:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((WHICH THEN EXPLODES))
[20:50] <Sno|R|MAN|3> (sorry))
[20:50] * Sno|R|MAN|3 floats around
[20:50] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno flies around happily.
[20:50] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 looks horrified.
[20:51] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((ROX fall, everyone dies. Except Damien))
[20:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[20:51] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 looks vaguely disgusted
[20:51] * Damien|R|RIP|1 slowly follows Sno's movements
[20:51] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Dude, thats wierd"
[20:51] * Sno|R|MAN|3 stands a few inches perpendicular to a wall
[20:51] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 looks on in pity.
[20:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Levitation, then." He fills in a blank on the form.
[20:51] <Sno|R|MAN|3> whee
[20:51] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 tries not to watch, but has trouble resisting.
[20:52] * Sno|R|MAN|3 does rolls in the air
[20:52] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 pipes up. "Friend Computer, now that we have determined Mutant Sno's power, can we please move onto Mutant Traitor Jane?"
[20:52] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CITIZEN CLONE, DESIST IMMEDIATELY."
[20:52] * Sno|R|MAN|3 floats to the floor and sits down
[20:53] <Sno|R|MAN|3> sorry friend computer
[20:53] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Stop telling Freind Computer what to do. It's like you think you can control him."
[20:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> A laser pops out of the ceiling and vaporizes Jarsha.
[20:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "QUITE CORRECT, CITIZEN JANE."
[20:53] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((i reognise this...bugger))
[20:53] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((FUCK fuck fuckity fuck. Frick.))
[20:54] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks surprised.
[20:54] * Damien|R|RIP|1 acutally leans back a little
[20:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((fff- dinner.))
[20:54] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((piss))
[20:54] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 blinks
[20:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((:<))
[20:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((See ya, Abbey.))
[20:54] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((I know how this'll end
[20:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Just imagine that I'm making thought out arguments about how Jane is a mutant traitor if it comes up))
[20:54] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I'unno.
[20:54] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((we can only hope for a backfire...or a failiure))
[20:54] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Enjoy dinner))
[20:54] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Hmm...))
[20:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yeah.))
[20:55] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I don't see this ending well for Jarsha, though, unless the accusation is false.))
[20:55] <Jarsha|O|SCR|5> ((I don't think it'll come up... for a while now. Of all the times to roll a 1...))
[20:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CITIZEN SNO, WHY DID YOU DISABLE THE TURKEY?"
[20:55] * Jarsha|O|SCR|5 is now known as Jarsha|O|SCR|6
[20:55] <Sno|R|MAN|3> it was a mutant when I found it firend computer, it had 3 eyes.
[20:55] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *fruend
[20:55] <Sno|R|MAN|3> *friend
[20:55] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((FREUDIAN SLIP))
[20:56] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((SNO/Friend Computer pr0m))
[20:56] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((yep))
[20:56] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Fruendian slip)
[20:56] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Friend computer sighed in relief as Sno rubbed his body up and down his viewscreen))
[20:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "THIS IMPLIES THAT IT WAS EXPOSED TO HARMFUL MUTAGENS. WHEN DID THE TURKEY FIRST EXHIBIT THESE SYMPTOMS, TROUBLESHOOTERS?"
[20:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "After Jane brought it up into the hydroponic sector, Friend Computer."
[20:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((No, I did not check. :P))
[20:57] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((even I knew that, and I dont think I was there for that))
[20:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I don't remember it having three eyes before Jane brought it in.))
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[20:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*"))
[20:57] <Damien|R|RIP|1> XD
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[20:58] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[20:58] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Hope she fails her machine empathy check. I bet she's empathing it up like crazy.))
[20:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CITIZEN JANE, WHEN DID THE TURKEY FIRST EXHIBIT MUTAGENIC SYMPTOMS."
[20:58] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((Thought she had some sort of mind control...))
[20:58] * Dritz is now known as SR
[20:58] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((The eventual backfire should be good))
[20:58] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Personally, I assumed any discrepancies from what I consider normal were just above my clearance level, dig? I just thought of it as your property, and tried to protect it as such."
[20:58] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "After being exposed to the air in the YUM sector sewage treatment."
[20:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "WERE YOU EXPOSED TO THIS SAME AIR, CLONE JANE?"
[20:59] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I held my breath, Friend Computer."
[20:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "HAVE YOU FELT ANY MUTANT IMPULSES SINCE THE WINDOW OF POSSIBLE EXPOSURE?"
[21:00] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I have not."
[21:00] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Well by how things are going, I'm gonna know how all those other guys did on Jarsha's first mission...))
[21:00] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> *how all those other guys felt
[21:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((What was her first mission? O.o))
[21:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer pulls out a tall glass of water and takes a sip.
[21:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh my.))
[21:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Was...was that from the water tank?))
[21:01] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((oh dear))
[21:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer's pupils dilate.
[21:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It was from the water tank.))
[21:01] * Sno|R|MAN|3 blinks
[21:01] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((I lied through my teeth and rolled a on persuading FC not to kill me.))
[21:01] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((FC sent everyone else for psychiatric treament and I got promoted to orange.))
[21:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Wow.))
[21:01] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((now we're all dead))
[21:02] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks at the briefing officer out of the corner of her eye
[21:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Wait, why?))
[21:02] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "This can't be good..."
[21:02] * Damien|R|RIP|1 turns slightly and observes the briefing officer quite closely, despite half closed eyes
[21:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Psychiatric treatment or promotion?))
[21:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> FC: "CITIZEN JANE, YOU CLAIMED TO HAVE DISCOVERED THREE POSSIBLE SOURCES OF COMMUNIST SABOTAGE."
[21:03] * Drake|R|TRW|3 gulps and closes his eyes
[21:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*her eye, why did I say I was female))
[21:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*his eye gaaah))
[21:03] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "That is correct, Friend Computer, and have a gleaned a fourth possible source, albeit less through evidence and more through supposition and logic."
[21:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "THE SUSPICIOUS WATER TANK, THE COMPOST, AND THE HYDROPONIC CARETAKER. WHAT IS YOUR FOURTH SUSPICION?"
[21:03] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((One of you guys speak up!))
[21:03] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 is just watching and listening idly
[21:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane's uniform bursts into flames.
[21:04] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Given my exemplary service and -AAAH!"
[21:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer grins.
[21:04] * Jane|R|KWL|3 tries to put herself out
[21:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "That's pretty!"
[21:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Wha--"
[21:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Hey, it's not Drake this time!))
[21:04] * Sno|R|MAN|3 weakley grins at the green
[21:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane has trouble putting herself out because she's strapped to a chair.
[21:04] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE SNO, EXTINGUISH THOSE FLAMES."
[21:04] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((what? What's me?))
[21:04] * Jane|R|KWL|3 knows that but damned if she's not going to writhe
[21:04] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((It's 3am... she won't put out...))
[21:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Jane caught fire. :>))
[21:04] * Sno|R|MAN|3 goes to extinguish the flames
[21:05] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((heh Jarsha XD))
[21:05] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Let's go make out with her friends...))
[21:05] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 ((is down with that))
[21:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno manages to smother the flames.
[21:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "THAT WAS MOST IRREGULAR."
[21:06] <Sno|R|MAN|3> phew
[21:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer falls over, giggling.
[21:06] <Sno|R|MAN|3> those flames are out
[21:06] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "This is not the first time things have mysteriously burst into flames! it seems reasonable to assume a pyrokinetic is among us!"
[21:06] * Sno|R|MAN|3 sits down again, giving the briefing officer a funny look
[21:06] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "good job there man"
[21:06] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Nice job, Sno."
[21:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "TROUBLESHOOTERS, PROVIDE A COMPLETE RECORD OF EVERY MOMENT SOMETHING HAS BURST INTO FLAMES DURING THE COURSE OF THIS MISSION."
[21:07] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Frick.))
[21:07] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Me when Jane sprayed me with her cleaning chmicals..."
[21:07] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "First, I caught fire outside R&D, then Camsworth burst into flames inside the warehouse."
[21:07] <Sno|R|MAN|3> nothings happened since I was helping
[21:07] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 shrugs. He never saw it happen while HE was around.
[21:08] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ...I started helping
[21:08] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Then unrelatedly, Drake after he failed a hygiene inspection."
[21:08] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Was I there for any of them? Cause I tottally recorded it then))
[21:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Then Drake caught fire later, I believe."
[21:08] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Later, an entire corridor burst into flames while we travelled to YUM sector."
[21:08] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "And then just now."
[21:08] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Lazarus may be correct."
[21:08] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "It hurts..."
[21:09] * Drake|R|TRW|3 stares at Jane
[21:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "WHAT DO YOU SUSPECT TO BE THE SOURCE OF THIS CHAOS?"
[21:09] * Jane|R|KWL|3 shrugs in the restraints
[21:09] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "A mutant in the group."
[21:09] <Sno|R|MAN|3> other than me?
[21:09] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 glances at Jane.
[21:09] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Hmm, I wonder who it could be."
[21:09] * Damien|R|RIP|1 gives a slight shrug
[21:09] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "DO YOU ACCUSE MUTANT CAMSWORTH?"
[21:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "No, Friend Computer."
[21:10] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I don't accuse anyone without sufficient evidence."
[21:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "He was a registered mutant, and his power had to do with reviving himself, didn't it?"
[21:10] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "But I suspect it was someone other than our registered mutants."
[21:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Not to mention he wasn't anywhere near us any of the other times someone caught fire."
[21:10] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Additionally, it happened when Camsworth was gone."
[21:10] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "He even set on fire once"
[21:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "While he was dead, too."
[21:11] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "ACCORDING TO YOUR TESTIMONIES, THEN, ONLY CITIZENS JARSHA, ABBEY, AND LAZARUS WERE BOTH PRESENT FOR THE FIRES AND NOT THE TARGETS OF THE FIRES."
[21:12] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Correct."
[21:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yes, Friend Computer."
[21:12] <Sno|R|MAN|3> makes sense
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[21:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "THIS FACT WILL BE FILED IN THEIR PERMANENT RECORDS."
[21:12] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((I almost can't bear to watch this...))
[21:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "But I had no reason to set either Drake or Camsworth on fire."
[21:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE JANE, YOU WERE TELLING ME YOUR FOURTH SUSPICION FOR THE CAUSE OF THE TOMATO SABOTAGE."
[21:13] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 shuts up, reluctantly
[21:13] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Tomato? :O))
[21:13] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I was, thank you."
[21:14] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "But..."
[21:15] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Jane bursts into flames again.
[21:15] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Despite the fact that it was I that discovered sources of the sabotage, I that lead us to sector YUM, and I that discovered a nest of traitors outside the briefing room, as welll as the fact that I was the only clone to consistently perform my mandatory bonus duties"
[21:15] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "FRIEND COMPUTER!"
[21:15] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Gaaahhhhh" *seems quite afraid of that fire at this point*
[21:15] * Jane|R|KWL|3 writhes some more
[21:15] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Clone Sno!"
[21:15] * Sno|R|MAN|3 goes to put jane out again
[21:15] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Someone may want to put her out..."
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[21:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Sno's the only one who's out of his chair."
[21:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Sno manages to put out Jane, but she is badly burnt.
[21:16] * Jane|R|KWL|3 shakes a bit, speaking quickly
[21:16] <Archduke> ((Did you guys know that if you keep this up much longer you'll have gone for 6 hours? It's true!))
[21:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Sno should probably just stand right on fire duty from here on out."
[21:16] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((one more and she'll probably be dead))
[21:16] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer gets up off the floor, giggling and wiping tears from his eyes.
[21:16] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((good.))
[21:16] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> (("Why so serious, guys?"))
[21:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> (("We pyrokinetics just wanna have fun! :D"))
[21:17] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((That's what he's about to say.))
[21:17] * Sno|R|MAN|3 sits down
[21:17] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 sighs, but says nothing more
[21:17] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Clones abbey and Jarsha repeatedly levied accusations of unhelpfulness and unsubstantiated accusations of mutations against me so it seems like they may have been sent to prevent our team from completing its mission"
[21:18] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Or perhaps were merely grossly incompetent, which seems less likely"
[21:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CITIZENS, IF ONE MORE FIRE STARTS, YOU WILL ALL BE GIVEN A LESS COMFORTABLE DEBRIEFING."
[21:18] * Damien|R|RIP|1 tenses up at this
[21:18] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE ABBEY, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?"
[21:19] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 doesn't look very eager to see that
[21:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Abbey's gone, right?))
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Abbey's afk for dinner, I thought?))
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yeah.))
[21:19] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((for dinner yes))
[21:19] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Well, she rolled a two.))
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((On her dinner?))
[21:19] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Great, the appetizer's gonna eat her.))
[21:19] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((So her explanation pretty much sucked))
[21:20] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh.))
[21:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((So she doesn't have anything meaningful to say.))
[21:20] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "GO ON, CITIZEN JANE."
[21:20] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "If memory serves, Clone Jarsha fired on me unprovoked after the incident with the scrubots, shouting something about voices in her head."
[21:21] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Clone Abbey was more than happy to go along with this proofless aggression, rather than execute Jarsha for firing on a fellow troubleshooter."
[21:22] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "AND WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD DO SUCH A THING?"
[21:22] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Additionally, Abbey generally impeded the mission and prevented the group in general and me in particulat from testing R&D's important experiments."
[21:22] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I suspect they were colluding against me for whatever reason; the saboteurs were communists: perhaps they were as well."
[21:23] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I was likely the target as I was the only efficient and effective troubleshooter, or at least the most effective one."
[21:23] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "It is also possible that I was targeted for my... other qualifications."
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[21:23] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 looks at Drake meaningfully
[21:23] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((machine empathy check?))
[21:24] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [man you guys are way off]
[21:24] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE LAZARUS. SPEAK."
[21:25] * Drake|R|TRW|3 seems to be suffering from SSM... again
[21:25] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Jane didn't exactly give us reason to trust us early in the mission."
[21:25] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((I gotta go to sleep now))
[21:25] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((tell me how it ends k?))
[21:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((k, see ya))
[21:26] <Sno|R|MAN|3> ((night))
[21:26] * Sno|R|MAN|3 (Mibbit@5ace5f01.bb.sky.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[21:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "She showed several of the signs listed in Drake's pamphlet on how to recognize communists--he confirmed this for us."
[21:26] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "She also consistently addressed us as "comrade" and had a very suspicious accent for quite a while."
[21:27] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I remember that..."
[21:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Although she seems to have lost it since we asked her to stop."
[21:27] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((I don't really have anything meaningful to say, come to think of it... the only person I had any dirt on was Sno, and that's been covered.))
[21:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "DRAKE'S LOYALTY REPORT COLLUDES WITH THE ASSESSMENT THAT JANE WAS ACTING SUSPICIOUSLY. DID YOU DETECT CONSPIRACY BETWEEN CLONES JARSHA AND ABBEY?"
[21:27] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Yeah, I'm pretty sure Doctor is squeaky clean.))
[21:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Me, or Drake, Friend Computer?"
[21:27] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Me or Lazarus?"
[21:27] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[21:27] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Dude I only have one piece of major dirt on someone))
[21:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE LAZARUS."
[21:28] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I don't think so, sir."
[21:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE DRAKE?"
[21:28] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((He is very clean. Least til you get him alone. Then he'll show you ALL the best treasons.))
[21:28] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Jesus Doctor))
[21:28] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Canon.))
[21:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((D:))
[21:29] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((They just don't make a hormone suppressant strong enough to work on him.))
[21:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> (( D: ))
[21:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Bullets work pretty well, I should think. |:D))
[21:29] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Or lasers))
[21:29] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((He is too full of soul to go down like that))
[21:30] <Drake|R|TRW|3> "Jarsha has been acting wierdly, but it seems she has been effected by others, perhaps an unregistered mutent... as for Abbey, Abbey has been a good happy leader, a bit carefree at times, but not doing anything directly treasonish while I was watching"
[21:30] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [don't be jealous of the Doctor. You could be /learning/ from him.]
[21:31] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE JANE, DO YOU THINK IT PLAUSIBLE THAT CLONE JARSHA WAS CLINICALLY INSANE AND IN NEED OF TEMPLATE TWEAKING?"
[21:31] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((I find Doctor ammusing))
[21:31] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((You *had* to ask her...))
[21:31] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((This should be interesting))
[21:32] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Given her persistent hearing of voices, inadvisable applications of medications, and general bad judgement and aggression, that seems likely."
[21:32] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE LAZARUS. RECORD INDICATE THAT YOU INSERTED A VIBROPLIERS INTO THE VOLUME EVALUATOR. WHY, AS EQUIPMENT GUY, DID YOU ALLOW EXPERIMENTAL EQUIPMENT TO COME TO HARM?"
[21:32] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Well, everyone say goodbye to Jarsha then. This seems like her last mission :/))
[21:33] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer giggles.
[21:33] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Buh bye Jarsha))
[21:33] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Wait, I thought I removed those?))
[21:33] <Anathema> ((You should be happy Jarsha was playing with people who let her survive to Orange.))
[21:34] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((I know, but I'm gonna miss her...))
[21:34] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((I liked Jarsha...))
[21:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "I attempted to fix it, sir. However, the scrubbots the elevatorbot caused--because of Jane's failure to keep us clean--prevented me from remedying that error."
[21:34] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Thrigs might let you buy an extra clone))
[21:34] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*elevatorbot called))
[21:34] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE DAMIEN, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO CONTRIBUTE?"
[21:34] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Couldn't afford it, could she? She's only an orange.))
[21:35] * Jane|R|KWL|3 raises her fingers in lieu of raising her hand
[21:35] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Useless is right.))
[21:35] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((hmm... how much do they cost?))
[21:35] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Me friend computer?"
[21:35] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((More than you have.))
[21:35] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "YES, YOU, CLONE DAMIEN."
[21:35] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I was called away to another mission, so I only a small amount of recording"
[21:35] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "But what I have is quite shocking I believe"
[21:36] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "It shows the entire attacking a UV turkey"
[21:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I didn't.))
[21:36] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((They WHAT?!?!?!))
[21:36] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Even the RD person who gave us the turkey"
[21:36] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((THE ENTIRE ATTACKING!?))
[21:36] * Damien|R|RIP|1 shows his AWESOME CINAMATIC FOOTAGE of that scene
[21:36] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((I don't think I was even around at that point))
[21:37] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((you weren't))
[21:37] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((UV turkeys can no doubt, kick your asses single-clawedly. Right? Just like human UVs?))
[21:37] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer puts the tape in.
[21:37] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((No, they just belong to people who could do that.))
[21:37] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Pfft... Not so cool.))
[21:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Like Jan.))
[21:37] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((:<))
[21:38] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The screen changes from FC's eye to a video of the BLUE R&D tech chasing the white "turkey"
[21:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yes, Anathema. That was YOUR UV turkey that got loose.))
[21:38] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Doesn't it just mean they're white?))
[21:38] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((...))
[21:38] <Anathema> ((What are you talking about?))
[21:38] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Jan won't be happy about that...))
[21:38] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((I could see Annabell being an animal lover))
[21:38] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((It was Jan|U|ARY's turkey.))
[21:38] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Yep. :3))
[21:38] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((anathema is Jan?))
[21:39] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Oh, delicious UV turkeys...))
[21:39] <Anathema> ((Haha, I see.))
[21:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> A few of the troubleshooters go after the turkey with nets. Jane shoots the turkey with a black paintball gun.
[21:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((iirc, I said "OH HELL NO" in OoC chat right after.))
[21:39] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I can send you the log if you'd like. :3))
[21:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The BLUE clone then gets the turkey and puts it back in its cage.
[21:39] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> ((Well if it was shot with black paint, its clearance was adjusted to infrared)
[21:39] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "THAT IS INTERESTING, CLONE DAMIEN."
[21:40] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I thought as much Friend Computer"
[21:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Jane shot a turkey that had a rank far above hers. :3))
[21:40] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((It was shot. Assaulting a UV, even a turkey, is treason.))
[21:40] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((And /I/ suggested luring it back into its cage with seeds.))
[21:41] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((No one listened, though. >.>))
[21:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((This is true. That was a smart, smart idea))
[21:41] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Laz, that's the kind thing you sasy in character.))
[21:41] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Alas, they did not listen))
[21:42] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((TREASONS TREASONS ARE THE SEASONS))
[21:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I /did/ say it in character.))
[21:42] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Im not sure if I got that line of dialogue though))
[21:42] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "PERHAPS YOU ARE UNAWARE, BUT THE ENTIRE STOCK OF TURKEYS ESCAPED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS."
[21:42] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Want me to put it up here? Is that alright? I just checked the log and I did indeed say that.))
[21:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "WHY WERE YOU NOT HELPING CAPTURE THE ESCAPED TURKEYS?"
[21:43] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Haha I know how that happened xD))
[21:43] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "We were on our way to investigate the communist sabotage by that time, Friend Computer."
[21:43] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "DO YOU PERHAPS DESIRE FOR THE TURKEYS TO BE FREE?"
[21:43] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "We left before all the turkeys escaped"
[21:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "As for the UV turkey, I beleived that Lazarus had the right idea in using seeds to lure the UV turkey back to the cage."
[21:44] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "AND YET YOU DID NOT EVEN ASSIST WITH THE ONE TURKEY."
[21:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "That way it would not be harmed."
[21:44] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Jane, however, started shooting at it before any of us could help in a different manner."
[21:44] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I was obeying orders, and successfully captured the bird."
[21:44] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "I notticed this as well, and made sure to film it that way you would know Friend computer"
[21:45] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((eh it was a gamble showing the film, and I wanted to do something))
[21:46] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "TROUBLESHOOTERS, RECORDS INDICATE THAT THE WATER IN THE SUPPLY VATS WERE PURE BEFORE YOU ARRIVED."
[21:46] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (I was pretty gung-ho about trying to save the RED turkey)
[21:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HAVE CONTAMINATED THE WATER SUPPLIES?"
[21:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Jarsha drunk from the water, Friend Computer, and several of us fell into it."
[21:47] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> (Who was happiness officer? Maybe some happy pills fell in)
[21:47] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((I was.))
[21:47] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "The only bridge we had a high enough clearance to cross was narrow and slippery, and had no handrails."
[21:47] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Hey thirggle, I did the only part I was involved with, and i gotta go))
[21:47] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "...The water?"
[21:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Okay, thanks for playing! Sorry there wasn't more for you.))
[21:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yessir, the water."
[21:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((See ya, Damien.))
[21:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Don't forget, he also recorded me trying to save Drake.))
[21:48] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "The effects the water had were pretty similar to the effects of Happy Pills, dig? Maybe some fell in at some point."
[21:48] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "...Niiiiiice..."
[21:48] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Happy pills? In MY drinking water?))
[21:49] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((Its more likely than you think!))
[21:49] <Drake|R|TRW|3> ((... I did have some on me remember?))
[21:49] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "That sounds plausible, but I can't understand how they could have gotten in there..."
[21:49] * Drake|R|TRW|3 gulps
[21:49] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CITIZEN JARSHA WAS YOUR HAPPINESS OFFICER. DID SHE AT ANY POINT FALL INTO THE WATER?"
[21:50] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "I don't believe so, but she interacted with it before any of the rest of us did, I believe."
[21:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I was afk for most of this; I don't relaly know.))
[21:50] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*really))
[21:51] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Not that I know of, Friend Computer."
[21:51] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CITIZENS, YOUR MISSION BROUGHT UP MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE."
[21:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Unacceptable is not good. O.o))
[21:52] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((oh shit guys))
[21:52] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Well, nice knowin' ya.))
[21:52] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Ah well, at least it's over. One way or the other.))
[21:52] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 seems to be pretty much at ease, nonetheless
[21:53] * Damien|R|RIP|1 is still somehow slouching in the bonds, not worried really
[21:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE DOCTOR, YOU ARE HEREBY PROMOTED TO CLEARANCE LEVEL ORANGE, FOR YOUR QUICK THINKING AND SERVICE IN ATTEMPTING TO SAVE THE TURKEY."
[21:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((D:))
[21:53] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Solid. You one cool cat, FC."
[21:53] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 flashes a charming grin
[21:53] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Congratulations, Doctor."
[21:53] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE DRAKE, YOU ARE HEREBY PROMOTED TO ORANGE DUE TO YOUR DILIGENT NOTE-TAKING AND PROFESSIONAL DEMEANOR."
[21:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "And congratulations Drake, too."
[21:54] * Drake|R|TRW|3 is now known as Drake|O|TRW|3
[21:54] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh right, Doctor needs to change his nick too.))
[21:54] <Doctor|R|SEX|1> "Dig it, Laz. Couldn't have got this far without the whole team."
[21:54] * Doctor|R|SEX|1 is now known as Doctor|O|SEX|1
[21:54] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "congrats guys, thats pretty cool"
[21:54] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Doctor o' sex. xD))
[21:54] <Drake|O|TRW|3> "I couldn't have done it with out most of the team..."
[21:54] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I just notticed that too))
[21:55] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE LAZARUS, YOU ARE ORDERED TO COMPLETE A FULL REPORT ON THE EQUIPMENT YOU TESTED."
[21:55] <Drake|O|TRW|3> "I'd salute Friend Computer but I'm still tied up"
[21:55] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Yessir, Friend Computer."
[21:55] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> (It's only love doing its thing.)
[21:55] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Do I say it out loud, or is it something I write down later?))
[21:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "YOU PARTICULARLY TO NOTE WHY YOU ABANDONED THE POWER ARMOR IN A PUBLIC CORRIDOR."
[21:56] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((xD))
[21:56] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((I thought we left the power armor in the R&D room?))
[21:56] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Write it down later, in character. So you don't actually have to do it.))
[21:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Whaaaat))
[21:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Alright.))
[21:56] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Jarsha, I hope you don't expect me not to say who it was who /took/ the power armor. |:3))
[21:57] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE JANE, YOU HAVE EXCELLED IN UNCOVERING POSSIBLE CONSPIRACIES AGAINST THE COMPLEX. FOR YOUR DILIGENCE, YOU ARE PROMOTED TO ORANGE."
[21:57] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((I'm beyond caring, honestly xD))
[21:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Great, everyone but me is promoted to Orange.))
[21:57] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Granted, Jane payed two clones for it.))
[21:58] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Thank you very much, Friend Computer. I look forward to serving you further."
[21:58] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "HOWEVER, YOU ARE HEREBY FINED TWO THOUSAND CREDITS FOR TERMINATING AN INFRARED CLONE WITHOUT SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE."
[21:58] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 starts planning a trip to DeVante|B|OSB|4's boutique for his new ORANGE threads
[21:59] <Jane|R|KWL|3> "Very fair."
[21:59] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((they change automatically))
[21:59] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((no need to go buy new clothes))
[21:59] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((No they don't, stop being the GM!))
[22:00] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((Or I'll bump you down to INFRARED.))
[22:00] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((XD))
[22:00] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((What happens to Abbey?))
[22:00] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((oops sorry))
[22:00] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> ((If you couldn't tell, that burgundy bell-bottomed jumpsuit wasn't standard-issue))
[22:00] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((they never changed automatically, and never will))
[22:01] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> CLONE ABBEY, AS TEAM LEADER YOU FAILED TO KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER, AND PROMOTED A HOSTILE WORKING ENVIRONMENT FOR YOUR TEAMMATES. YOU ARE HEREBY FINED THREE HUNDRED CREDITS AND ASSIGNED CORRECTIONAL MEDICATIONS."
[22:01] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((I'm back and missed out on defending myself? :())
[22:01] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Nah, he didn't give you any chance to anyway. X3))
[22:02] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> ((wow, that was the worst possible timing))
[22:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((You were away))
[22:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((So he rolled to see how you'd respond))
[22:02] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((You got a two))
[22:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((You got a two, so said nothing useful.))
[22:02] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [You got a 2]
[22:02] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((D:))
[22:02] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((At least you didn't get frickin' lasered.))
[22:03] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 is thinking something day-glo ORANGE with wide-bottom sleeves and matching ORANGE-tinted lenses
[22:03] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((And Jane gets promoted!? Lame.))
[22:03] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "CLONE JARSHA WILL HAVE HER TEMPLATE TWEAKED TO ADDRESS HER OVEREMOTIONAL BEHAVIOR."
[22:03] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 oh and platform shoes
[22:03] * Jarsha|O|SCR|6 has no right to reply, lacking a face and junk.
[22:03] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [JANE actually found the commies and didn't kill her teammates twenty times]
[22:03] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [Jus' sayin']
[22:03] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Jarsha has no junk in the trunk, eh?))
[22:04] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((I don't even have a trunk.))
[22:04] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh? Who was the commie then? XD))
[22:04] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [Comrade I MEAN Conrade]
[22:04] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((Yeah, I was thinking once we got back to debriefing, oh crap, we didn't check who was in charge of the commie plot...))
[22:05] * Archduke is now known as Josef|R|USS|4
[22:05] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> ((Whom I figure was actually responsible for killing the turkey))
[22:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "MUTANT SNO IS HEREBY FINED TWO THOUSAND CREDITS FOR SABOTAGING A TURKEY. HE IS ALSO TO RECEIVE A CENSURE TO BE DETERMINED."
[22:05] * Josef|R|USS|4 minds his own business
[22:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "BRIEFING OFFICER, CODE 5493-ALPHA."
[22:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "ON CITIZEN DOCTOR."
[22:05] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The briefing officer snaps to attention.
[22:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Oh! Um."
[22:06] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> GREEN: "Clone Doctor!"
[22:06] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> "Mmhm?"
[22:06] * Josef|R|USS|4 is now known as Archduke
[22:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "Citzen! Your time has come!"
[22:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The GREEN presses a button and confetti falls from the ceiling.
[22:07] * Drake|O|TRW|3 looks over in confusion
[22:07] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [There's ALWAYS a confetti button]
[22:07] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 tries to remember how many credits she's accumulated over time.00 from being a Red,00 with the orange promotion,00 before this mission, just lost 300, lost a couple thousand in a Funball bet...
[22:07] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Whoah.))
[22:07] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [It's usually 6]
[22:07] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 looks around, not quite sure what to make of it... but confetti's positive, right?
[22:07] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> A door opens up and a RED troubleshooter with a fancy multicorder runs in, holding a microphone up to Doctor's mouth.
[22:08] * Damien|R|RIP|1 leans back a little
[22:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((YOU JUST WON ONE MILLION CREDITS!))
[22:08] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "this is pretty cool Doc"
[22:08] <Drake|O|TRW|3> (so we get 2k from promotion?)
[22:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "In this, your finest hour..."
[22:08] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((2000 credits is the salary for oranges, I think))
[22:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I love how he's still strapped to a chair.))
[22:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The troubleshooter weeps silently but his multicorder never wavers.
[22:08] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((It makes it funny.))
[22:08] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "What words do you have for your friend, The Computer?"
[22:09] * Jane|R|KWL|3 mutters
[22:09] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> "This is a groove, cats and kitties! I'm proud I could do anything for the sake of Alpha Complex. You're all beautiful, out there, and FC is the most beautiful of all!"
[22:09] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((XD))
[22:09] <Useless|G|TLG|4> ((Well said, Doctor.))
[22:10] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((:3))
[22:10] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((That's fly.))
[22:10] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> Somewhere, the last clone of a batch sheds a tear while getting its emotions readjusted.
[22:10] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> "But I'm not gonna stop here, no no! I'll give everything I got to the Complex til my last clone! CAN YOU DIG IT!?"
[22:11] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> ((That was beautiful.))
[22:11] * Abbey|O|OAD|3 sheds a single tear of joy.
[22:11] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 gives the multicorder a winning grin
[22:11] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> "Solid."
[22:11] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((*sob*...just...so beautiful!))
[22:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Doctor is my favourite clone ever.))
[22:12] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 grins at Doctor and nods enthusiastically
[22:12] * Damien|R|RIP|1 closes his eye in bliss
[22:12] <Damien|R|RIP|1> "Love the speech man"
[22:12] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Actually, Doctor's lips mutter uncontrollably, so that all he can say is: "Bis is a proove, cats and pitties! I'm proumfmm mould do anything por puh pake of Alpha Momplex. Bore all beaupipul, boubbere, and FC is the most boobiful of mall! Bub'm not gonna stop here, mo, mo! I'll pive peverything I pop to the Momplex til my past clone! CAN YOU DIG IT!?"
[22:12] <Damien|R|RIP|1> ((XD))
[22:12] <Doctor|O|SEX|1> ((Oh man XD!))
[22:12] <Abbey|O|OAD|3> ((Nooooo))
[22:12] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((Oh my. XD))
[22:13] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> ((I think I know who did that.))
[22:13] <Jane|R|KWL|3> [Oh maaan that is awesome]
[22:13] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 looks pretty embarrassed
[22:13] <Drake|O|TRW|3> (...)
[22:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> The troubleshooter leaves immediately as the last of the confetti lands silently on the floor.
[22:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> Your straps all come unfastened.
[22:13] <Archduke> ((Roll a nat THIS IS THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF REVERENCE))
[22:13] * Lazarus|R|PYP|2 stops smiling and slowly shifts his gaze towards Jane.
[22:13] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> "TROUBLESHOOTERS, YOU ARE DISMISSED."
[22:14] <_FRIEND_COMPUTER> (end game)
[22:14] <Lazarus|R|PYP|2> "Thank you, Friend Computer!"
[22:14] <Jarsha|O|SCR|6> xD
[22:14] * Doctor|O|SEX|1 exits the room and adjusts his collar