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Funny Joke

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#16626 ·published 2005-07-01 14:36 UTC
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When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W.  and for a
state dinner, Laura Bush decided to bring in a special Kosher  chef and offer a
truly Jewish meal.

At the dinner that night, the first  course served was matzo ball soup.
George W. looked at this and after learning  what it was called, he told an aide
that he couldn't eat such a gross and  strange-looking brew. The aide told
George W. that Mr. Sharon would be  insulted if he doesn't at least taste it.

Not wanting to cause any  trouble (after all, he ate a sheep's eye in honor
of Arab guests), George  W. gingerly lowered his spoon into the bowl and
retrieved a piece of matzo  ball and some broth. He hesitated, then swallowed.

A big grin appeared on  his face. He discovered that he really liked it, so
he proceeded to  dig right in and finish the whole bowl.

"That was delicious!" Bush said  to Sharon. "Do you Jews eat any other part
of the matzo, or just the  balls ?