SCHNORKS GOES TO THE ARCADE
Narrator: One day in schnorks's home...
schnorks: I want to go to the pet zoo!!!!!!
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Not today son.
schnorks: Butt--
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: No butts, potty mouth.
schnorks: So daddyo.... what IS planned for today, eh?
MISTAR SCHNORKS SENIOR: Here comes some other family members into this room of the house!
schnorks: Who are you?
MISTAR SCHNORKS SENIOR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: What was all that commotion I heard while in the other room polishing my hunting and fishing trophies?
schnorks: Worry not, old man.
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: OLD?!?!?!?!
Narrator: Just then those other people entered the room. They had been outside gardening and just plain having fun.
sister: Here we are.
schnorks: Hey there folks. I see you've come back.
Bro schnorks: SPROINK!
Mom schnorks & dog: We played a game with picking the weeds. Oh boy was it a hoot. Woof woof.
Narrator: I had fun too planting flowers and such.
Everyone else: What?
Narrator: Whoops.
*DING DONG*
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Oh boy the circus is in town.
Bro schnorks: :)
schnorks: Off we go to the fun circus!
Clown from far away: Come oooooooooon!
Mom schnorks & dog: Heh, what was that noise?
Everyone: Heh...
schnorks: Everyone or everyone else?
sister: I am driving to the circus so off we go.
schnorks: Nooooooooooooooooooo arcade fun zoo
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: More people are coming.
Cousin Custard: Hi.
Bro schnorks: Mmmmmmmm.
TFC (TFC = The Family Cat): I'm here too now.
Wizard of Darkness: Welcome to the final struggle. We are part of a whole.
Crazy Auntie Schnorks Notreal McGee: Who are you?
Wizard of Darkness: Wait, are you even a real person?
Crazy Auntie Schnorks Notreal McGee: Haha, not really...
Everyone: Heh.
TFC (TFC = The Family Cat): Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Mom schnorks & dog: Someone put the cat outside because I hate it.
Wizard of Darkness: Is that the dog part talking or what? Let the world know.
Mom schnorks & dog: Get out of my home and stop tracking dust and mud
Narrator: Meanwhile at the arcade.
Arcade Owner: Heh.
All Arcade Patrons: Heh.
Al R. Cadepatrons: I don't remember saying that.
Arcade Owner: Al, when they were handing out brains.... man oh man.
Al R. Cadepatrons: They were doing what now? Whooooo boy.
Clown from before: Hey.
Arcade Owner: Fake. No tresspassing.
Clown from before: Oh nooooooo.
Clown from far away: It's me for real.
Arcade Owner: HELLO CLOWN. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Clown from far away: Uh, yeah. Easily. No need to shout.
Arcade Owner: Oh, sorry. I just thought... well you know.
Clown from far away: I have some potions and such for Al.
Arcade Owner: Al left for the evening.
Al R. Cadepatrons: Noooooooo.
Arcade Owner: I'm renaming this place "Nooooooo Arcade" what with all this "nooooooo"ing!
Narrator: Later that day the arcade was renamed to "Nooooooo Arcade"
Arcade Owner: I wasn't serious >:(
Narrator: Er, uh... anyway... back at that house...
schnorks: Dad we must go! Noooooo Arcade!
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Nooooooooooo.
schnorks: I will ask mother. Hi mother.
Cousin Custard: Hello son.
schnorks: wtf
Cousin Custard: I said "hi" and that was it.
schnorks: No excuse. Hi real mother.
Mom schnorks & dog: Woof woof. Bark.
schnorks: Oh no just the dog.
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: More people ahoy.
Dopey Uncle Farnson: Oh boy.
Nephew Norris: Hmmmm.
schnorks: These new people are toast. Dopey Uncle Farnson is dead now. Nephew Norris soon too unless we go to Noooooo Arcade.
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: All aboard for Noooooo Arcade.
Arcade Owner: Welcome, sir.
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Get out of my house.
Wizard of Darkness: Yeah.
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Uhhhh, who are you?
Narrator: The family drives to the arcade.
Mom schnorks & dog: We have arrived.
Bro schnorks: DUUUUUUUUUH
Mom schnorks & dog: My ego...
Arcade Owner: Welcome, sir.
MISTER SCHNORKS SENIOR: Thanks.
schnorks: Oh boy.
Narrator: A bit of time passes. The day is almost over.
sister: that was fun, eh bro?
schnorks: Better than listening to one of Crazy Auntie Schnorks Notreal McGee's stories. Heh.
Everyone in the world: Heh.
schnorks: Wow, what power.
Wizard of Darkness: Use it only for evil.
schnorks: M'kay.
The End