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You: Pi
Stranger: 3.14?
You: 5 9
You: who do you think is mighty fine
Stranger: superman's hair follicle?
You: 2 4 6 8
Stranger: what's on your plate?
You: sausage
You: sausage!
Stranger: pork or beef?
You: SAUSAGE!!!
You: Go Sausage!!
You: WOoo
Stranger: eggs too
You: over mihami
Stranger: Damn you DENNY's
Stranger: You will not conquer me again
You: Its too late Mike
You: we are in your colon
Stranger: ..Colon Cleansing
Stranger: Commencing in 3 days
Stranger: Har har.
You: Yes maybe
You: but
You: the next time your hungry for breakfast at 11pm
You: youll get the...
You: cravings
Stranger: I will go to PERKINS
You: and before you know it
You: yo
Stranger: or IHOP
You: ill be back in
You: IHOP?!
You: PERKINS?!
You: Thats for kids
Stranger: Yes
You: You know you need the real hit
Stranger: Damnit
Stranger: Their Syrup selection is out-freaking-standing
You: And dont forget about the waitress
You: you know the one
You: with the almost perky tits
Stranger: I call her, Toothless Ginny
You: You know you want that toothless mouth gumming over your sausage and eggs
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: No Scraps
Stranger: or Scrapes
Stranger: Cuts
You: or
You: Scrubs
Stranger: and the sort
Stranger: INGENIOUS!
You: IRREGARDLESS
Stranger: CHECKMATE!
You: Poof
You: be gone
You: your breath?
You: Tis very strong
You: You need not a tic
You: nor a tac
Stranger: Indeed
You: but the entire damned pack!
Stranger: Onions: my demise.
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