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<h1 style="font-family:Trebuchet MS">INSPIRED</h1>

<h3 style="font-family:Trebuchet MS">Searching the skies for inspiration...</h3>

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<img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/2h3d6c4.jpg" alt="Andrew Mills" align="left" width="476" height="313" hspace="10" />
Andrew Mills, also known as Inspired, is no doubt the greatest thing to ever stem from the islands of New Zealand. Sure, he may have eccentric taste in socks, and yes, he can't pronounce the word "left," but he's always there to cheer people up with a well placed <3. Well, one out of every three hours, that is.
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bid" target="_blank">bid</a>
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    <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_English" target="_blank"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/geography/1/0/J/H/new.jpg" width="200" height="235" /></a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bed" target="_blank">bed</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pissed" target="_blank">pissed</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pest" target="_blank">pest</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lift" target="_blank">lift</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/left" target="_blank">left</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rip" target="_blank">rip</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rep" target="_blank">rep</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sit" target="_blank">sit</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/set" target="_blank">set</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tint" target="_blank">tint</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tent" target="_blank">tent</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/win" target="_blank">win</a>
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    <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/when" target="_blank">when</a>
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Who exactly is this mysterious young man? With only one picture of himself on Facebook, it is clearly he lives a recluse lifestyle. He just never can get with the program when someone is trying to organize a game, always having some reason for not being able to play. His sister plays the clarinet, but really... What is Andrew doing with his life? That wasn't a rhetorical question, because it has an answer. Making people happy. That's what. And at the end of the day, the feeling of knowing you made someone happy transcends any satisfaction derived from blowing into a black stick of wood. Perhaps Inspired is simply an online vigilante, spreading happiness wherever he goes. One thing is for certain, though... The author of this page would appear blatantly homosexual to the untrained eye.
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<p style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;text-align:right">Justin Richmond-Decker | 6-27-09</p>

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