Something

<html>
<head>
<title>My First PHP Page</title>
</head>
<body>
<?php
while (!$socket) 
{
$socket = socket_create(AF_INET,SOCK_STREAM,TCP);
$connection = socket_connect($socket,'irc.swiftirc.net',6667);
socket_write($socket,"USER RHAP RHAP RHAP");
socket_write($socket,"NICK Online24|7"); // 
socket_write($socket,"JOIN #pancakes"); // 
}
while($data = socket_read($socket,2046)) 
{
echo $data;
} 
?> 
</body>
</html>