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Little Johnny went to his first school dance. He didn't know if he
would ever get up the nerve to ask a girl out to dance.
As the night went on everybody was dancing except Little Johnny. He
just sat in the corner looking at everyone having fun.
Finally as the last song started to play Little Johnny spotted two
very cute girls across the room sitting at their table. He walked
over and asked one if she would like to dance. She looked him up
anddown and said "I am sorry but I am very particular with whom I
dance with."
Little Johnny being the smart boy that he is, replied, "You can damn
will see that I am not."
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