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#146539 ·published 2006-08-23 17:59 UTC
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on *:TEXT:!roll*:#: { 
  If $2 == $null {
    set %roll $rand(1,6)
    notice $nick You Have rolled a 6 sided dice
    .timer 1 2 notice $nick it has landed on %roll
  }
  if $2 != $null {
    set %diceno $2
    set %roll $rand(1,%diceno)
    notice $nick You Have rolled a %diceno sided dice
    .timer 1 2 notice $nick it has landed on %roll
  }
  unset %roll
  unset %diceno
}


on *:TEXT:!toss*:#: { 
  set %coin $rand(1,2)
  notice $nick You tossed The coin! 
  if %coin == 1 {
    notice $nick it landed on heads
  }
  if %coin == 2 {
    notice $nick it landed on tails
  }
  unset %coin
}



on *:ACTION:*slaps*:#:{
  if ($2 == [TLS]Bot) {
    inc %slap
    kick $chan $nick Dont slap me mmk? %slap people have been punished!
  }
}


on *:TEXT:!lolCount:#tls_ownz:/msg $chan The channel has said lol %ssbrpgXD times!... $nick $+ , however, has only said it $($+(%,$nick,XD),2) times. | /inc %tls_ownzXD 1
on *:TEXT:*lol*:#tls_ownz:/inc %ssbrpgXD 1 | /inc $+(%,$nick,XD) 1  


on 1:text:@8Ball*:#: {
  var %8ball $rand(1,14)
  if (%8ball == 1) { .msg $chan 4 $+ Yes, Of course. }
  if (%8ball == 2) { .msg $chan 12 $+ No! }
  if (%8ball == 3) { .msg $chan 15 $+ Maybe, If you are nice }
  if (%8ball == 4) { .msg $chan 4 $+ Of course! }
  if (%8ball == 5) { .msg $chan 14 $+ Ask again later. }
  if (%8ball == 6) { .msg $chan 12 $+ Sure... }
  if (%8ball == 7) { .msg $chan 15 $+ Maybe. }
  if (%8ball == 8) { .msg $chan 14 $+ Never! }
  if (%8ball == 9) { .msg $chan 4 $+ Damnit I said no!!! }
  if (%8ball == 10) { .msg $chan 12 $+ HAHAHA yeah righhht... In 1000 years maybe. }
  if (%8ball == 11) { .msg $chan 15 $+ If you are patient, Then yes. }
  if (%8ball == 12) { .msg $chan 4 $+ If you you are inpatient then no. }
  if (%8ball == 13) { .msg $chan 12 $+ I don't want to answer that right now. }
  if (%8ball == 14) { .msg $chan 14 $+ You don't want to know the answer to that >.>... }
}



////Rose
on *:TEXT:*do you want a rose *:#: { //describe  $chan gives $6- a rose from $nick  4@3--}--}-- }