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Fried Semmiches

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#1457308 ·published 2009-06-12 01:46 UTC
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Wesm2369 (8:36:14 PM): dre

djtj5565 (8:36:23 PM): yea boo?

Wesm2369 (8:36:33 PM): wut happens if u fry semmich bread ?

djtj5565 (8:36:52 PM): just normal bread...?

Wesm2369 (8:36:58 PM): ye

djtj5565 (8:37:01 PM): well
djtj5565 (8:37:02 PM): ...
djtj5565 (8:37:08 PM): i assume it'd just get

Wesm2369 (8:37:08 PM): am want make a fry'd semmich

djtj5565 (8:37:10 PM): like
djtj5565 (8:37:12 PM): soggy?
Wesm2369 (8:37:14 PM): idk

djtj5565 (8:37:16 PM): iuno
djtj5565 (8:37:22 PM): its like fryin a twinkie
djtj5565 (8:37:29 PM): and not eating cream part
djtj5565 (8:37:35 PM): no wait
djtj5565 (8:37:36 PM): fuckin
djtj5565 (8:37:41 PM): fried dough
djtj5565 (8:37:43 PM): -sugar

Wesm2369 (8:38:00 PM): o
Wesm2369 (8:38:03 PM): but
Wesm2369 (8:38:07 PM): thats dough first
Wesm2369 (8:38:09 PM): this already cooked

djtj5565 (8:38:21 PM): true
djtj5565 (8:38:22 PM): iuno
djtj5565 (8:40:37 PM): fuckin
djtj5565 (8:40:41 PM): guitar solo work night
djtj5565 (8:40:50 PM): only way to write essays

Wesm2369 (8:41:28 PM): l
Wesm2369 (8:59:00 PM): dre
Wesm2369 (8:59:01 PM): ime go try

djtj5565 (8:59:16 PM): lol
djtj5565 (8:59:17 PM): gl

Wesm2369 (9:20:04 PM): k

djtj5565 (9:20:24 PM): :o?

Wesm2369 (9:20:53 PM): so liek
Wesm2369 (9:20:56 PM): i got pan

djtj5565 (9:20:59 PM): ?

Wesm2369 (9:21:06 PM): put on fire
Wesm2369 (9:21:11 PM): pour'd oil
Wesm2369 (9:21:17 PM): wait'd a bit
Wesm2369 (9:21:32 PM): tested oil heat by droppin a bit of water in it
Wesm2369 (9:21:40 PM): was epic explosion, so gud heat

djtj5565 (9:21:47 PM): lol

Wesm2369 (9:21:54 PM): so i got tha semmich bread
Wesm2369 (9:21:57 PM): put on plate
Wesm2369 (9:22:05 PM): put slice of white cheese on 1
Wesm2369 (9:22:11 PM): put slice of bologne on top of it
Wesm2369 (9:22:17 PM): put slice of yellow cheese on top of that
Wesm2369 (9:22:26 PM): and put second bread on top
Wesm2369 (9:22:33 PM): then squished it down
Wesm2369 (9:22:46 PM): ~half size of un-compressed
Wesm2369 (9:23:00 PM): got a niec long spatula [just incase it exploded]
Wesm2369 (9:23:03 PM): put semmich on
Wesm2369 (9:23:07 PM): inserted into oil
Wesm2369 (9:23:20 PM): the crust
Wesm2369 (9:23:24 PM): almost immed burnt
Wesm2369 (9:23:48 PM): i checked and it was already too late for crust, but normal bread part was still unchanged
Wesm2369 (9:23:50 PM): so i left it a bit
Wesm2369 (9:23:57 PM): within 1 minute
Wesm2369 (9:24:04 PM): the bottom bread absorbed almost all the oil

djtj5565 (9:24:08 PM): rofl

Wesm2369 (9:24:13 PM): it was however
Wesm2369 (9:24:16 PM): THINNER THAN BEFORE

djtj5565 (9:24:21 PM): wat

Wesm2369 (9:24:23 PM): so i flipped it

djtj5565 (9:24:25 PM): fucking what

Wesm2369 (9:24:43 PM): i then saw that it became soggy-ish
Wesm2369 (9:24:54 PM): not liek water'd bread soggy
Wesm2369 (9:25:07 PM): but bread with assload of butter-melted soggy
Wesm2369 (9:25:33 PM): but somehow still hard on the surface as in when toasted on pan without oil
Wesm2369 (9:25:43 PM): so wait'd a bit
Wesm2369 (9:25:51 PM): it took longer since there was pretty much no oil left
Wesm2369 (9:26:01 PM): check'd  it
Wesm2369 (9:26:06 PM): and removed from pan
Wesm2369 (9:26:12 PM): pan was now completely empty
Wesm2369 (9:26:16 PM): no oil remaining whatsoever

djtj5565 (9:26:32 PM): was good?

Wesm2369 (9:26:40 PM): i not done stfu

djtj5565 (9:26:48 PM): ...

Wesm2369 (9:26:51 PM): k gud
Wesm2369 (9:26:58 PM): so then
Wesm2369 (9:27:11 PM): i compared first cooked bread to second one
Wesm2369 (9:27:16 PM): and first was much softer than other
Wesm2369 (9:27:25 PM): but also much more toast'd
Wesm2369 (9:27:43 PM): so then i take'd first bite
Wesm2369 (9:27:57 PM): and bread tasted as if it did have an assload of butter

djtj5565 (9:28:08 PM): Err

Wesm2369 (9:28:12 PM): idk
Wesm2369 (9:28:22 PM): and the inside of the breads
Wesm2369 (9:28:26 PM): were soggy
Wesm2369 (9:28:33 PM): and the contents of semmich
Wesm2369 (9:28:43 PM): [cheese/meat/cheese]
Wesm2369 (9:28:50 PM): were not fried
Wesm2369 (9:28:55 PM): but simply very heated
Wesm2369 (9:29:02 PM): and slightly melting
Wesm2369 (9:29:10 PM): which may or may not be a gud thing depending how u liek it
Wesm2369 (9:29:25 PM): the semmich was overall good

djtj5565 (9:29:32 PM): im proud

Wesm2369 (9:29:37 PM): however
Wesm2369 (9:29:41 PM): 1 thing i did not like
Wesm2369 (9:29:42 PM): was
Wesm2369 (9:29:52 PM): not only did i have crumbs stuck on fingers
Wesm2369 (9:29:58 PM): it was epicly hard to remove

djtj5565 (9:30:04 PM): ?

Wesm2369 (9:30:05 PM): cus it was oily

djtj5565 (9:30:07 PM): o

Wesm2369 (9:30:10 PM): = water fuck'd
Wesm2369 (9:30:23 PM): and idk where the fucking oil went
Wesm2369 (9:30:32 PM): cus the semmich after i took it out of pan
Wesm2369 (9:30:36 PM): was thinner than before i put in

djtj5565 (9:30:44 PM): fucking wut

Wesm2369 (9:30:46 PM): yet the oil almost covered it when i put it in
Wesm2369 (9:30:52 PM): and was completely gone after
Wesm2369 (9:31:13 PM): bread is strange
Wesm2369 (9:31:16 PM): but tasty
Wesm2369 (9:31:27 PM): i recommend you try this at least once
Wesm2369 (9:31:38 PM): but make sure noones home or they'l think ur fucking retarted

djtj5565 (9:31:58 PM): so like
djtj5565 (9:32:05 PM): i shared story with friend
djtj5565 (9:32:09 PM): this story you just told
djtj5565 (9:32:13 PM): his response
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Jesterboy62 (9:31:36 PM): FUCKING WHAT 
Jesterboy62 (9:31:37 PM): THE FUCK
Jesterboy62 (9:31:46 PM): i want to have seen this

Wesm2369 (9:32:29 PM): lol'd

djtj5565 (9:32:35 PM): fucking magic oil

Wesm2369 (9:32:38 PM): idfk